₦airaland Forum

rowlandoo: Vo . Aw u doing
Am good sir.
Not even looking at pc just collect my docs and we started interactin.

So why u going to us
Me .m to study MIS ,coz info.system is still be nacent .

So why did you choose kansas state uni.

Me . Coz dey ve d best facultu in my subject .
VO.m now he cut me and turn to pc . I guess jst entered my info .
VO. So u applied before ? .
Me . Yes sir
VO . Oh k ,so did iu write the american SAT,?
(Nd honestly I registered but was unable to write it coz I was late and cud not locate centre in IB ontime )
Me. Said No but I wrote toefl . But he did not ask to see so I lock up .
VO what other schools did u apply .
Me . Colorado state , trinity western and eastern mennonite .
VO. How did u know abt them .

Me . On the internet , but he was typind and I kep talkin .
VO . Oh k , so when did u finish high skool

Me. 03 ..VO what have u been doin
Me. Since my course is not been offered here I ve been takin diplima courese and working . (D man just hold put hand for chick de listen to me .
VO . So how long does diploma course takes .
ME . The first 1 year and d second 2yrs .
VO . Oh so minus 3 years from 8yrs , wot ve u been doing for 5yrs . Told him workin with church . This time he keeps typin typin and stupid typin .
ME. I knew I ve been denied I was strong I said tank u .

VO . Sorry but u are a good student .

Sorry brooo. . . Your answers are not solid enough. . . U worked with the church. . . As what?. . . That answer alone can make him denied 200 pple after you.

Bettet luck next time dawg.

Sagytarius: Na beg I dey beg na.

ok. . . Shey u understand itsekiri ir ibibi . . i fit help u summarize am to that shaaa.

Den fit allow man to man dance?? . . . Bcus 80% of NL females looks like wesley snipes face..

mkmyers45: Dude..does it matter? a debt is a debt..how are you sure the relationship between them was sexual?

Exactly. . . I dont know how somepple thinks. . Must i be intimate with you before i help you. . For crying out loud the woman runs an NGO program and she was dominated with jim stories regarding his family plight.

If the woman has left his mum for death. . . Some 1diot will come out here cursing the innocent woman.

To help person naw ba sin!

Sagytarius: Abeg, the story too long. who go fit briefly just tell me Jim Iyke offence?

You nor go schoool

bookface: Lesson number 1: Shine your eyes when dealing with Omo Igbo!

Lesson number 2: Go back to Lesson number 1 and read all over again.

i nor won talk am. . . . Thanks for the helping me to spilt it out.

Most of them dont have nada . . . . They sleep with sugar mummy and politicians wife.

How much dem dey make for their movies self. . . . Abi nor be all the movie we dey watch free for yo utube.

So many killings happen here in america. The killing in new orleans alone can be used to measure boko haram bombings.

@Anythincanhapen. .

Your username should be my answer to you . . .

I will never tell anybody not to come, and if you check my comment very well, I'm giving advice based on

pple experience and mine. And regarding the prison stuff . . Only me and few other guys on here will know

what am talking about . .pls i nor scare pple oooooooo . ejooooooooo. Mi ole gba california dey calabar oo.

WARYZ: guy wagwan?where av u been since 4eva?

Bros i dey ooo . . .I'm happy for you ooo. . . I just dey corner they watch una success dey flow like

Boko haram bomb.

I welcomed you guys to the United State of Destiny.

This is where the real journey begins. . .

No one will loan you money not to talk of dash you.

No family or frnds is ready to harbor you at home for free.

The only resources yiou got is you, yourself and nobody.

If you are not disciplined better take the class before coming.

If you easily get aggressive, better take anger management before coming bcus pple wey craze passs u dey here.

If you spend money unwisely go and learn macro economic bcus every cents here is useful.

If you are the type that cant live without frnds and family. . . You better have your pillow with you

bcus you fit not even see your neighbor for months and your best frnd will be your gadgets. (depends on the state sha.)

No excuse for ignorance here, if you make any mistake, admit it to yourself and plan way out or else you are OYO. . .

If any of your frnds tell you say dem dey et fried rice for house . . na lie oo . . na burger and diet coke them eat.

USA is sweeet but only few enjoyed it.

wishing you guys the best of the best as you land the of the Brave.

Note: . . Pls know the kind of pple you walk with . . That's the most important thing, bcus the only thing wey sure pass for USA is prison.

And their prison start from 3 yrs upward.

Welcome to USA for those of you that got the ticket.

Egone kwu. . . money tlks broo

Is there no governor in.jos. . . . Why is it always jos.

If she get money. . . Marry ammm. . . If she nor get. . leave am

Back stage award . . . . not bet award . .

Can u fight ten guys at a time bcus of punnny . . . (indian movie)

Can you suck that hole thats hotter than iya amaka stove.

Can you do blood money bcus of dick. . . . .

So by 2020 there wont be hausa again. . . Dem go don kill theirself finish.

Even person wey nor get girlfriend self dey cheat.... May be with his dog or cat.

By 2020 there wont be somthing like hausa again in naija....

This old fools are still on NL....

Nice one

The guy in question must be Igbo.....

Cuddlemii: Nothing in this world would make me support such. Any form of abuse on a woman is not permitted. I am shocked the op is asking for advise on this when you should have kicked him to the curb ever since. For women to survive a relationship with a man, you have to start thinking and acting like a man. Can a man stick to a verbally abusive lady? most men wont so serve them what they dish.

No dey beeee like frog . .

Read from page 1 and edit your comment.

cindyrella: I wonder why some people choose to be in prison and call it a relationship.
@op You better RUN while you still can.
A broken relationship is far better than a broken marriage..

when was the last time you got penetrated??

A) 3 yrs

B) 2 yrs

C) 5 yrs

D) men are scared of you

shollypops or wettin be your name . . If your man is MAGA does not mean every man should be.

If you used VOODOO on ya husband and it works does not mean it wil work for others.

If your man do the house job for you and you are on here gossiping on NL . . who cares?

If you are lucky to be the bread winner of ya family . . Pls who cares?

If you want to give advice . . be straight forward rather than using your family plight to judge others.

@PBoy. . .


I knew all what she has been ranting were true lies. Thank God, you have come here to defend yourself.

despite the fact that i got married to a white lady, I have only been to the kitchen twice and i can't remember the last time i do the house work. The people giving her advice are singles ladies bcus they are deprived of man and they want her to join the clique of Oprah.

Bros . . Na you know where the thing they pinch you ooo. just sit her down and tell her the does and don't she doesnt know.

davidylan: there is no rational basis for this behavior. If the guy is tired he shld let her go rather than such dehumanizing treatment.

If there's no rational reason. . there's must be irrational motive behind it, bcus all what she posted are true lies.

rakaasta: Pls dont look at d time u've been in d relationship or wat people will say,leave gloriously.Is not how far but how well.When i broke up frm last relationship i tot dat was d end of d world n wat people will say,but life goes on.I dnt evn think abt it again although it wasnt easy initially,its jst a matta of tym so discuss wit him,see how it goes n walk away praising GOD. U will get someone else dat will appreciate u.

After that guy . . . have you see any sane guy.

I don't know the reason why you guys easily judge.

do you guys knoww the poster physically?

did she say her part of being rude to the unknown guy?

Did she tell you guys that she has done something wrong?

do you know may be the guy have caught her cheating on him?


There must be a reason why the guy is acting that way, bcus the guy is not blind when proposing to her.

Singles ladies on here will be happy to advice the lady to seperate from the Guy.

Poster . . .Husband is scarce like real diamond. . . Think twice

stillwater: What kind of demonic comment is this?

To you. . . she sounds as if she hasn't be slapped by a man b4.

nanidee: Where I live isn't the issue here, and NO! Women are not beaten in my family! For what reason?... I am a Nigerian mind you!

Yes.. It's.

You sound as if you haven't seen a guy beaten a lady. I asked you the question bcus you sound as if it only happens in Nigeria.

Whereas the africans american count it as a boxing match.