₦airaland Forum

cold:
.... That wasn't good enough for me so i took the matter up with god himself. God in his characteristic imaginary self failed to turn up for the debate. That was when i realised i had been talking to myself for so many years. And to think i was such a prayer warrior..sigh

@bolded. You tried but..

What if the people you asked weren't knowledgeable enough?
What if there's a set of pple that could have answered more convincingly?
And what if God simply didn't want to answer you then?
And finally, what if you are actually right or wrong?

I wouldnt know why God decided to withhold so much info and left us permutating with plenty what ifs!

parisbookaddict:
The person u described is Demmzy15, a devout mohammedian, very rude and quick to insult, pro jihad and pedophilia as well as an adherent of orthodox sunni islam.

Demmzy CV update

dickrider:
SO THE IGBOS THAT ARE BOASTING OF ENGAGING THE NIGERIAN ARMY FOR THEIR Biafra FREEDOM CANT EVEN ACCOMODATE ORDINARY UNTRAINED BOKO PRISONERS WHAT A BUNCH OF COWARDS EMPTY CHEST BEATERS

Your prospective client mulattoclaro is a schizophrenic 'nut job' oo...'ride' with extra 'kidgloves'!

See on his profile page where he was asking people who he was.... whether he's a nigger or some redneck. #confusedGeneticConcussion

mulattoclaro:
thunder fire you useless father.

I see the thunder rewired your brain...you're still confused..neither black nor white, here or there..amoeba

mulattoclaro:
I don't understand this country. Why send islamist pigs to a place where they don't have muslims? Islam is indeed a nuisance to this world. Igbos should kill any Boko Haram prisoner that steps foot into their lands.

mulattoclaro:
I tire o. Noise makers. That's how they come on nairaland boasting of fighting the Nigerian army. Where are their Biafra foot soldiers?

In one breath??

#mullato #mixedbreed. #confusedbeing

bigass:
I have a feeling that mercylicious used to be a Runs Girl or had alot of runs girls as friends. No Pun Intended

lol@used to be a runs girl...why did she stop?

Mercilicious is just vivacious...her day activities just carried on in this dream...it's normal, no extra meanings abeg.

Paul in the Bible said sth in similar lines....

1 Corinthians: 15. 19. If in this life only we have hope in Christ, we are of all men most miserable. .

koolpal:
Pisure or...

You dey mind the OP...see topic, see long tori yet couldn't capture a single blow out of the very many exchanged...rabbish

All these atheist johnnydon followers sef....muntula wet blankets

finofaya:
What is the moral of this story?

Na sunday school class?

The moral is ekwensu means i kwe, o su!

crusadistic:
how did people ever believe this shit.no suprises thou when grown adults in this 21st century believe in d nonsense called xtianity.

johnydon22:
same way you believe that a sun baked 6th century Arab man was seeing an angel who dictated a book to him

@Crusadistic na true?

This isn't just a folklore oo...if you ever heard the shrill incessant cry of just a single cricket you'll know its definitely bewitched!

Chinaimporter:
...he is only a figment of our imagination and came up becuse of mans need to have a God.[/b]
e....

Why do you think there exists that need?

Chinaimporter:
[size=13pt]Because the story is a big lie
I can go on and on to prove you are the greatest beast of them all.....even baal is better that you[/size][/b]

Jesus mercy!See bilious vituperations!!!

Guy. you neva talk true...what ACTUALLY happened??!

fatdon2:
Christians get married... And then they say, "What
God has put together, let no man put
asunder." God is all-powerful, so if
God has put two people together
that should seal the deal, right? Yet
Christians get divorced at the same rate as everyone else. To explain this,
you have to create some convoluted
rationalization.

When exactly did GOD Himself put the couple together that no man shld assunder?

The 2found each other, connived and fronted themselves to be pronounced formally tied by another so why won't they disband when they want?

Looks nice..thumb ups ups!

That leaf is tremendously bitter oo..you didn't say for how long each session of the 'washing' shld last

crusadistic:
you seem pained Ifeann da sex maniac

Does that sound like painment, eh oga?

Dragonking:
am just imagining the kind of conversation you and online broker will have. Morgan go somersault come do the splits join.

He'll easily win the top spot on any customer of the year chart

Magician1503:
Hope they won't have to kill him again

KanwuliaJara:
Don't you have native doctors in your village?

Ebi4life:
My four months old baby has been suffering from serious cough and catarrh for about one week. we hve been giving him septrin,flu-j etc, for more than five days now, the case is not improving. experience persons In the house what should I give him that will remedy the situation?

Please always go to the hospital for treatment; it's not as expensive as you think and don't be gambling with human life like this abeg.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Ve bin monitoring u for quite sometimes now, like u dying for dat guy callEd channelz
Be careful, cos I dhe boil
Happy weekend lady!

Haa! He sounds cool like you...thot twas ur alternate

Empiree:
How may I help you, maam?

In absolutely no way sire...

Thank you!

channelz:
You're quite observant. Let's say the flipped version depicts the recognition of the person of Ifeann in parisbookaddict.

That has had the effect of also making the scenario tilt in contradistinction to the original version.

Also observe a change of the last two participants; depicting the current trend where some "contenders" are missing in action

I see, I seeee!!!

channelz:
They have proven themselves to be the "Pawns" who -realizing how hollow/lacking were their insults and assault- had to bow out. They weren't worthy "contenders"... they missed the point from the onset.

Observing...

You're the authentic umpire, true! Any other name that sounds close (empiree dem), is a learner - wannabe!

[quote author=channelz post=34715472][/quote]Was waiting for Ifeann too oo...

even the tug of war participants don switch sides just in case but result is still same same.

brosiye99:
My source just said it is around First Bank Coomasie house in Central Area Abuja. It may be the same description

I guess so too as Coomasie house is just by the corner.
It looks 95% set for use and if accommodation is truly the reason for the hold up, I think everybody should be getting ready pretty soon.

AskProf:
0808.two.nine.three.2020 WhatsApp

Pick up or reply mail sir

brosiye99:
@Kunleezra: can you give us some specifics on what you were told. I know they have purchased the HQ building for some time now in Central Area Abuja but wonder why they are not moving there soon enough. My source said it is a big and befitting building

If it's the same building someone pointed out to me , beside the old library, almost opposite Reiz Continental hotel, 9/10 storey building, it looks completed alright but not just 'habitable' yet.

AskProf:
Yes... It's about your interest in Apple products. Get in touch.

Done

AskProf:
Still available.

You mailed sir??

doublewisdom:
Igbos beware o. This thread reeks of mmanu. Na their way be that o. As soon as you enter this thread you will notice the offensive odour and understand my message.