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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by seemples(f): 7:48am On Feb 11
essentialone:
Anyone on this platform still complaining

Jump out of their helicopter now before it crash lands in California.

You're this insensitive?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Could Recognize Palestinian State Before Any Deal With Israel, Says David Cam by seemples(f): 1:26pm On Feb 02
Crying more than the bereaved.
Foreign Affairs / Re: 15 Killed As Israeli Strike Hits Gaza UN School by seemples(f): 10:46am On Nov 05, 2023
Hamastinians
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by seemples(f): 12:57pm On Jun 24, 2023
Ginalex:
Please Locodemy and yMcy56, should you decide not to continue here, please carry me join body🥺🥺... But please don't leave here

Loco isn't moving an inch..
Neither is yMcy56

This thread is NSE Market Pick Alert

You look the NGX stocks
You Pick
You ALERT people here

What they're doing is squarely in order.

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by seemples(f): 7:12pm On Jun 15, 2023
@yMcy56,
I reiterate, i LOVE the so called COMMENTARY you do!

Please Never stop oo, Ever!!!

You give too much charity. Thank you again and again oo.
Daalu rinne nwanyi oma

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by seemples(f): 12:36pm On Jun 02, 2023
emmanuelewumi:



That guy Sha


He is not Crypto, MBA forex now stocks. Anything that can give easy money in quote

His mission be say " I must hammer"

YoungBuffet is a very old member here disguising. You'll be dismayed when you find out who's behind the moniker.
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by seemples(f): 6:59pm On May 28, 2023
Sebi na to exercise simple courtesy in dealing with a fellow human, even if na confirmed dreg of the society, we dey dance around since morning?! O ga oo angry

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by seemples(f): 2:04pm On May 10, 2023
ositadima1:


Okay, so we are throwing stones now. Don't start what you can't finish. grin cheesy

You sef
He meant he used a stone to settle 2 birds
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by seemples(f): 12:05pm On Mar 19, 2023
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Two-year-old Mert Tatar Is Rescued From Under The Rubble After 79 Hours [erzurum by seemples(f): 11:04pm On Feb 09, 2023
AnyanwuSilas:


How about the thousands of people who died in the disaster? Why did God make Earth to quake?

🤔🤔
Travel / Re: Trenches To Texas: A Story Of Courage And Perseverance Against Poverty by seemples(f): 5:26pm On Feb 05, 2023
247Hustler:
[b]The road to America[/]

A few weeks I departed Nigeria for the United States in December 2022.


Yes, dreams do come true! I hope someone will try again one more time before giving up on life.

Many Congratulations!!! The best is yet along!😇🤗🤗🤗
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by seemples(f): 7:52am On Feb 05, 2023
Wapgod:
I will stop posting on this thread.

Why

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Family / Re: Cricket In The House by seemples(f): 6:09pm On Dec 13, 2022
LadyRosa:


Don't have any flat bellied person around, but will try to play dectective again using your approach.

Thanks for your input.

You see as the vermin wan dislodge you so, na desperate act you go employ and you'll certainly catch it out.

When you do, instead of straight out killing it, consider detaching its two behind limbs from their sockets then fling the rubbish half life carcass way out. It just might go warn it's Kith n kin to gap your house by a 20 mile radius perimeter in whatever adventure they seek or they could return bearing no limbs like him. Sorry for your troubles. I wish you well grin

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Family / Re: Cricket In The House by seemples(f): 3:47pm On Dec 13, 2022
faithfull18:


[/b] You have to put your ears on the ground to trace where the sound comes from[b]

I wouldn't know if this was meant literally but that was exactly what I did when I had same issue. Light sleeper couldn't sleep well; gleefully quashed the useless, nocturnal idiot when I grabbed it after several restless nights. You'll be amazed at the size of insect raising such raucous!

LadyRosa if you can do this or get a flatter fronted person to help... grin

I had to crouch as I noticed the lower I brought my head down, the more I heard and was able to trace the general direction the shrill was coming from.
As you rightly said, when it senses you're approaching, it ceases all noise; the moment you leave, the party resumes. Don't leave!!! Just lay down there; don't move an inch. It'd think you've left then starts shrieking. Move your head ear quietly to not distract the bitch, and generally locate the exact area; the noise will direct you. It can't help itself, it must noise.

If it stops the noise, you too stop moving. It can't outwit you naa...yes I did all that to catch the terrorist and it faced the guillotine.

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Family / Re: Surrogacy: Grandmother, 56 Gives Birth To Her Son And Daughter-In-law’s Baby by seemples(f): 3:48pm On Nov 05, 2022
luluosas:
May God forgive them their sins

What exactly is the sin there?
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by seemples(f): 2:20pm On Nov 04, 2022
richforever123:


Buy BUSD on Binance and keep it in Wallet like Metamask or TrustWallet

Many thanks sir
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by seemples(f): 2:19pm On Nov 04, 2022
Olaide1295:

You can open a US based bank account on Payoneer or Wise.
If you fully want to diversify, buy a property in Dubai and get a golden residency. You can then open a bank account. You will face tough times during KYC but if you have nothing to hide, then you are fine.
I have never been debited for any fees or charges (except transfer) on my personal accounts.

Thanks alot
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by seemples(f): 2:19pm On Nov 04, 2022
Labadi69:


If you can open an account offshore, that’s the best way. This is not easy for most people sha. Especially for Nigerians, but nothing is impossible.

Bear in mind that you may pay fees/charges to maintain offshore current accounts and also when sending money to and fro your dom account in Naija. And this may end up eating into whatever gains you make.

Also, the interest rates for the USD in those accounts are poor when compared to what we get in Naija. Infact na just recently, the rates started increasing as the fed raised interest rates to curb inflation. You will be lucky if you get more than 0.5% for savings accounts and 2% for fixed deposits.

Lastly, many offshore accounts will ask for minimum of 100k USD and take forever to complete KYC for Nigerians (because of the country’s bad reputation).

All the best…

Thank you so much.
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by seemples(f): 7:36am On Nov 04, 2022
Labadi69:


Not to talk of where person go keep the money (huge security risk to keep at home and keeping in dom account na real OYO)

This is the huge dilemma! Please any clues on a better hideaway?
Business / Re: Ever Lost Money Trading? This Information Will Make You Extremely Wealthy by seemples(f): 12:33pm On Oct 30, 2022
Elliotwaveforec:

Let the OP enjoy the reward of his research; go do yours too and monetise it.

I hear you! Hope you paid him as well
Business / Re: Ever Lost Money Trading? This Information Will Make You Extremely Wealthy by seemples(f): 10:14am On Oct 30, 2022
Elliotwaveforec:

Don't blame the OP, no sensible trader would reveal his working strategy; otherwise, it would become saturated and less profitable.

If you're a trader, you can easily get the strategy through the chart posted. A seasoned trader would easily get the settings from the group.


Elliotwaveforec:

No. 1! What I got from the Telegram group has helped in my EW analysis.

OP, I got what I needed before you took the channel down to private. Thank you!

Ok.. now help us sir cheesy
Crime / Re: A Young Lady Trafficked To Oman, Has Contacted Me For Rescue: Please Help! by seemples(f): 8:54am On Oct 23, 2022
2elliot:
Na scam,my sister. I don catch am.

Good job! Weldone
Crime / Re: A Young Lady Trafficked To Oman, Has Contacted Me For Rescue: Please Help! by seemples(f): 7:23am On Oct 23, 2022
2elliot:
She has equally sent me her brothers phone contact in Uganda.

Ok. So why wouldn't she call the brother herself? Or it makes any better difference, if you, a total stranger, does?
Romance / Re: Beautiful Prewedding Pic As A Nairalander Takes His Beautiful Bride To The Altar by seemples(f): 12:29pm On Sep 25, 2022
churchkilo:
Love brought us together and forever we are meant for each other. 01102022 is the code


Congratulations and God bless your new home!

You wan resemble this guy here :


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpH-PEfe1XU
Romance / Re: I Saw This Girl Wearing Leg Chains To Church, Is It Right Or Wrong (picture) by seemples(f): 8:27pm On Sep 17, 2022
iamwilliamsfx:
I saw one girl at church today wearing leg chain, I wanna know if it's right or wrong?

If she had worn same on her wrists, they'd be ok but on her ankles, confusion?
She can ring her fingers but not her toes?
Ear rings ok for ears but no no to nose rings?
Eyebrows carved and arched out with eyepencils but tattoos eh?

What makes any act right or wrong for you? Judge for yourself by those standards and let people be.
Family / Re: God Failed Me by seemples(f): 11:02pm On Jul 30, 2022
pocohantas:


Feel free to save yours. Thank you.

grin grin
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by seemples(f): 10:58pm On Jul 30, 2022
pocohantas:


But there was something I couldn’t teach 99% of them - determination /url].

Poco come do trading - FOREx.

This much Determination or much more of it is NEEDED but is extremely financially rewarding when you finally succeed...I know you will tho
Family / Re: God Failed Me by seemples(f): 10:44pm On Jul 30, 2022
pocohantas:

No sis, no bd.

Ngwanu, isi okpukpu grin ...per your personality, you'll look back in no many months and shudder at the amount of time and energy you WASTED trying to reconfigure the factory-fitted foolishness in some hoomans...
UNDERSTAND they're wired to be foolish and you CAN'T change it; it's that dense...
I'd rather you saved that prime energy for some more gainful enterprise

Sleep well
Family / Re: God Failed Me by seemples(f): 5:46pm On Jul 30, 2022
pocohantas:


Paragraph for three sentences? S).

Nwanyi oma rapuzikwaanu nwoke a. Rapunu ya biko, biko, bikonu.

Even if na I choo ikpa isuka for long, cholu a very cerebral person at least this backan4th will be stimulating my (your follower) grey matter small even as it's unpleasant.

Nne biko, o zugozia, I nugo.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Heat Apocalypse' Hits Europe ( Pics, Video) by seemples(f): 10:02pm On Jul 18, 2022
@Ayoku777 welcome back
Politics / Re: One Million March For Peter Obi: Pictures From Different States by seemples(f): 5:46pm On May 21, 2022
maestroferddi:
You then need to see an eye doctor who should fix your eyes as well as administer therapies to heal you from tribalism and iberiberism.

Go to the clinic before coming back to comment...

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