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shadowripper:
it is well...
As our daddy will say...
All that ends well is well.

lol. Who's "our daddy"?

Houseofglam7:
Oh thanks, na joke I dey before sef. The Op guessed right , I'm in my late twenties

She finally uploads her DP and he thinks she's gorgeous too!

gulfer:
Smmhhh....I thought you would have Bazooka Joe's wrappers.

Gbam!!

My thoughts exactly. I miss the comic strip in the wrapper sha

elantraceey:
Congrats to them

Hey! how are you?
Hope you're good

1stola:
Must our robot eat your used bitten apple
Many other foods are out there

Lol. yeah but the 'droid knows what's his source of energy

Rheetari:
thanks dear. am through and am free.

Oh! very good.

So how are you having fun during break?

Do you live in PH?

1stola:
Yes! An droid vor live

Duh!!!
Even you know that the robot needs The Apple to be alive.
Try and smile tho u just shot urself in the foot with your photo!

Madamkilljoy:
In Cococandy's words:
You're so hung up on women's pu55ies.
You hardly type 3 posts without the third
referring to someone's puccie.
Today it's my puccie you're after.
Every other time, it is some nairaland ladies
puccie you're insulting or stylishly longing for
We know it feels good to get back in there but
man chill. Guy's so pained.
This is getting out of hand.

I guess you have a penchant for girls with stench. When you're done opening that mouth of yours which suffers from halitosis, endeavour to go back to the hole you came out from.

Hey Bae, Take it easy o!

How u dey?

I can feel your anger and know you're pissed off with some of these rude comments about a woman's Garden of Love.

Remember: frustrated people frustrate people and silence is the best answer for a fool even when you're hurt!

It is not every door that slides open that you enter. Never forget that.

Miss ya sha.

Rheetari:
I see you too. my papers are going very well. writing the last papers tomorrow.

heya. Pele.

I hope they've been fine. all the best today.

Rheetari:
smh.op, seriously you need to change this your low mentality. so what if I don't feel like eating the food in the plane or even at parties as the case maybe?

I see you Babe

how are u doing? how were your papers psychologist?

Gurgle:
well it seems like that is what is necessary

lol.

I think it won't be a bad idea to test a potential partner for loyalty.

A gal that will date me primarily because she sees I'm financially OK will bail out on me if I ever enter stormy waters!!!

The irony is that several morons have been unfaithful to the women that roughed it out with them at the beginning

Gurgle:
Lol ignorance is terrible.

because of this thread im going to make sure I ask every single question possible

Amen

lmao

u wan become Christiane Amanpour?

Madamkilljoy:
Can we chat in another place? I feel I'll be banned on Nairaland soon.

Babe,

How now? showa?? wassup with you? Hope you're eating well. Lol

Just checking on you. Did what we finally agreed on. didn't hear from u again. I guess you didn't see it.

you have the numerals.

BTW , thanks for editing them

Freest:


lol.... Okk the flirting part was just me trying to catch fun on a Sunday evening! really had not serious intentions nor strings in mind... Just asked her if we could hang out and she obliged since she's asked me severally when am gonna take her out!!! So it wasn't anything serious (atleast to me)

Anyways, different strokes for different folks, i have plans to call her and discuss what she did with her she wouldn't do same with someone else and miss who God is sending her way!!!

By the way No wonder she's still single!!!

No need to tell her jor. Like a 37 y/o single lady once said jokingly to me, "ignorance is Bliss!"

Seriously, we will be wiser the day we start being more patient to invest 2 minutes to ask "WHY" and then listen to the answer.

The same reason she left you will be the same reason she'll wanna seduce you

May God give us more patience and a desire to understand.

cc gurgle
osodupe
legallyblonde

MrsChima:
Dealing with leftovers and rejects takes strong women!

While I agree with you totally, it is purely a wrong channeling of a woman's strength!

shugga:
I mean that sexually active man that will stay true and faithful to one woman.

Intelligent, cool headed, presentable, responsible and command respect, neat and focused. Most importantly have the fear of God in him not just going religious.

Drinks moderately, doesn't batter women but strive to talked through every issue. Have deep genuine love for his family (especially his immediate family).

There will be an opening of your mind's eye the day you renew your mind.

I hope you're strong enough to do that.

You cannot have what you've convinced yourself doesn't exist - even when you see them you standing right before your eyes you won't perceive.

May God grant you a better understanding


@MrsChima. too bad you feel this way. I know many women who's men are blind to every other woman indeed.

Sorry about ur loss OP.

You no need that last comment@all.

You didn't deny that u bribed ur way but it's funny of you brov to think sharing testimonies in church will guarantee the security of a job you bribed and was duped to get!!!

Desperation for a better life + dubious moves gives a wrong outcome always.

May God grant ur heart desires

Madamkilljoy:
I'm done with the headache, thanks to God. Pm: personal message through email.

kool.

pls remove my number by editing your post where it was quoted mbok

pm.. hmmm did that last like 8yrs ago u know? how's that done again? via ur profile Abi?

when u dey hit las gidi?

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DankemzI:
Good development, though am from Akwa Ibom but Igbo by marriage I tend to rejoice in every positive news coming from there.
The city must be well planned by Urban and regional planners, strictly surveyed by Surveyors no compromise should be allowed by so doing many of our brothers on the West side will start heading home.
And cases of flooding will be avoided!

VGC!!!

Shame on HFP for building such a great estate and messing up by creating poor drainage.

VGCORA should mandate them.to correct this error. tell ur folks. lol

Remember the rear end is a huge water body.

Sorry bro.

Madamkilljoy:
Lol. I didn't do such oh. You wan kill me? Uuurrrrmmmmm, Whatsapp? I'm tired of that distraction. A pm would be preferable.

pm? what's that again? u think I'll distract u on whatsapp? how u qan see my delicacies? lol

meanwhile, go rock that exam and stroll out like a diva.

abeg edit ur reply and remove my number Babe.

angieberry:
mischief

lol. I can imagine...you sha. hehe

Good morning Jesus! have u said it today babe, heh?

thot of ur moniker and remembered my love for strawberries and their jams but the fruits are a lil expensive sha.

For now, nothing dey sweet pass dates. Verily verily, God had me in mind when he made those sweet brown things!!!

Spaxon:
lol

hey!
so u stay in Lekki? when I first saw u I knew we had more than Man U in common. so u r a "neighbour" too, eh? which phase? 1,2 or 3?

I hope u can swim? if not, don't ask me to teach u but I can sell u floats sha.

angieberry:
Yeah I vaguely recognize this. I guess with my older siblings .
Hey, what's the beef with the indomie generation

hey!

how's ur weekend? what av u been up to?

https://www.nairaland.com/2387839/top-ten-reasons-why-should

Madamkilljoy:
Can we chat in another place? I feel I'll be banned on Nairaland soon.

why do feel you'll be banned on NL? did u slap a super mod? lol

or u killed seu.n's joy?

whatsapp.

Weird!

Madamkilljoy:
I'm fine. All thanks to God. It wasn't as horrible as I'd expected. Mehn, I can't wait for it to be over. Yes, boss, you'll make me become a hygiene freak pretty soon.

Enough of me. Tell us, how did you spend your week- your challenges and victory.

Lol. My week went well o. Was able to increase my seed in a cause my life's about. It's so fulfilling.

Just that last Saturday - not yesterday- I went to try out a mama put run by an igbo lady that a lad recommended. Found I had eaten rice and dodo there b4 - spent #600 on foofoo, oha n goat meat and it was nice but alas na dizziness and puking end am I puked until nothing could come out again, then I normalized!

I was getting tired of the taste of the foods I cook. notwithstanding, I went back to my previous mama put owned by a Benin republic cook & ate there 2ce last week.

I tried few marketing tactics to push a new product last week but none has clicked yet - I've learnt 4 ways that won't work so that's a good thing.

Ate a lot of dates. dang! I love those things. Rained all day yesterday so I couldn't replenish my stock or buy groceries.

Got back on whatsapp after 6 months though i couldnt download it. thank God for a friend from Bayelsa who bluetoothed it. Hopefully will fix a date for this week. Certainly will book some appointments on the peninsula God willing.

now I have written u your epistle haven't I? lmao

DollyParton1:
Am in Lagos at the moment. Not based in naija per say. But then those places you mentioned, aren't they pricey.
I was referring to parks that are absolutely free, museums with close to nothing as entrance fees.

Dunno if I wanna visit a naija zoo. I am paranoid like that.

Lol @ur paranoia. Ok forget Naija zoos.

where are u based?

The conservation center has a N1,000 gate fee. Nike art gallery is free to visit as well as the beaches but these are in Lekki

DollyParton1:
Nigeria doesn't have enough facilities to support those types of date. Not all states has zoos or all those stuffs. There is even little or no awareness regarding such places even if they exist.

I have gone to a park on a first date with a guy before. I really enjoyed that. If you give me an option between a restaurant and some places of nature, I will choose the latter. I prefer to sit or stand and jist. But I doubt if I wanna go to a naija zoo on a date.

I disagree partly.

Are u in Lagos? There some cool places here:
The Lekki conservation centre, Muri Okunola park, several beaches, Nike art gallery and many others, some resorts like LaCampaigne tropicana - a lil pricey, Takwa bay - even
Jhalobia gardens on the mainland etc

There're also some good zoos and game reserves outside Lagos

All it takes is a little probing

Madamkilljoy:
Eeeyyaahhh, sorry. I trust you must have recovered from that scary experience.



Doc, what if the stool comes not only with a peppery sensation but also with blood? Is it still the same problem? If no, how can it be treated?

Bae,
how u dey? how are u papers? I hope all is well with ur health o.

Monday don reach o.

be careful what you eat & where u eat them ok?

cuttiemama:
Got your message/mail, thanks a lot.

how's ur project going?
just checking on u

Spaxon:
she has Murdered English she must be from O.A.U

For ur mouth spaxon? na my skool u smear like that? ur first choice when u filled ur jamb form?
If no be say I like u, I for yap u till u have wrinkles on ur nose.