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Chuky7:
Thanks bro

I tell you that idea of staying with an unknown girl all your life is frightening.

What happens if you don't like her presence anymore or she becomes a pest do I just leave her like that?

you no well.

those that said you are immature and irresponsible are right.

you find it difficult putting up with an unknown girl but you can at random bed or sleep with unknown girls.

what you don't know don't kill but what do know does kill.

bunch of fools.

BiggyB242:
Like a comedian said " a problem shared nah see finish"

na real see finish in this our present day Nigeria. hit next door for a cup gáàrí this evening, it is on the third or fifth street someone would question you inability to keep your situation to yourself the following morning.

Iamvetlander:
Nah oversabi go kill m

our oversabi don too much, especially we Nigerians.

talk2hb1:
290,000 or 1million?
So she hide 10 of 100,000 Bail in her Vagina or what, Ayam Corn-Fused Even More A-Maized

I was expecting this, how come 1 million in private part. still everyone is taking this news hook line and sinker.

I don't understand how 1m would stay under, just that it is a feminine the alpha and red are here wailing without reasoning.

BiggyB242:
Most people don't know, people just bottle up their problems because sharing makes you the subject of mockery and people will start avoiding you as well as telling anyone who cares to hear what your issues are.

so many don't know this.

Turtleneck4Sale:
If I say I dey sell 'to the neck' them no go call me werey ?

you were actually right it is turtle neck.

make them no come kill us with English.

DavidEsq:
Since u appear to agree with the other person, why then do u say "sleep on"? Where is this sleeping on taking place?

words, use of sentence and language might differ. The Spirit of God is one and says the same thing.

we as humans are sentimental hence we exhibit it in all things we do. as many as Christians that died truly in Christ be it Bishop, Reverend, even cleaners the least individual has turned a saint.

all we need is read through the Bible to understand, any grey area be taken to any one you know that is genuine for better explanation.

just that the Christian race is being polluted by the day.

people go through a lot of things.

behind those makeup, jeans and sneakers are many sorrow that can't be told but still they cheer up to beat depression.

May God see her through.

Kobojunkie:
How can he be said to have joined the saints when all those dead in Christ, are sleeping in their graves awaiting the return of Jesus Christ, who will then judge each man's work to then separate saints from sinners in the end - Matthew 25 vs 31 - 46?

there isn't controversy in Christianity and The Bible only human misinterprets.

Sleep on our Daddy in The Lord.

mrvitalis:
Green house is easy to construct ...vertical farming

vertical farming ko horizontal farming ni, you will see diagonal even curve farming soon. is it about farming alone? the green forest represents so many things beyond farming.

it is a very strong support for life, nature, wild life. the forest gives us woods, soon we will start importing wood from beyond the shores or would we still green house a massive forest?

even you want to green house at the you need a land yet all is built up with no space.

Kingcalls:
Story...85% of the records are if the same meaning...stat padders... whats the difference between Barcelona top scorer and highest goal scorer for barca

The real G.O.A.T has record as man u top scorer in a season 42
Madrid record top scorer in a season
Juventus record top scorer in a season
International top scorer for men's football
Champions league top scorer
Highest number of goals in a season 17 in the CL
Highest goal scorer in European Cup competition
Highest goal scorer in FIFA world club cup
Highest hat tricks in history of football
Only player that has scored in 11 consecutive national tournaments
First English league player to win world best
First player to win top scorer in the 3 biggest leagues in Europe

Thats what they call record...not naming repeated records in different forms

I thought, I was the only one who noticed the repetition!?

2 and 3 same thing, 4 and 5 same, 6,7...... is all repetition.

messi is good but sentiment is blinding his fans.

ogbiwa:
Wow thanks a lot. Amen to your prayers.

You are welcome, I'm just Just Happy for You.

ogbiwa:
One of the worst things in life is a parent burying their child. I just became a Father yesterday and looking at my daughter, I will gladly lay my life for her to be ok.

this just one those things losing one loved ones, just too painful.

on the arrival of the newest princess to the newest father on nairaland congratulations.

every resources you need to grow, nurture and bring her up to be a woman of virtue, you will not lack.

you will never regret you had her, sure you ain't an alpha or redpill for you must have a rethink now that you have daughter.

Congratulations ones again.

KingRex1:
So little fun facts about the 02 arena.

The arena has the second-highest seating capacity of any indoor venue in the United Kingdom, behind the Manchester Arena, and in 2008 was the world's busiest music arena.
As of 2020, the O2 Arena was still the busiest music arena in the world in terms of ticket sales.

It has a seating capacity of 20,000.
Only 7 artists in history have sold out tickets in less than 15mins. They include; Rolling Stones, Spice girls, Beyonce, Rihanna, Monty Parton, Gary Balowe and recently, Wizkid.

Wizkid is set to make about 700 million naira from these ticket.
Generating 700million naira in 12 minutes! Crazy!!

the pandemic protocol is in full effect in the UK, so I don't see that arena getting filled to its capacity.

the protocol aided the sale as there will be minimal space hence the rush.

still on still am happy for wizi at the least he is one of the few making us proud as against our politicians and internet fraud stars everywhere.

if you want to be Great celebrate great achievers.

they've always being denying everything even denying us our rights.

Lewisjohnson:
Redeemed Christian Church
Dis Adeboye na Onechance

Ewedu nd Amala pastors nd scammin is lik Igboho
Am nt surprised

you got it all wrong, the banner might look and sound hilarious to you but the message their in matters.

a simple message to those having it rough in their marriages. a section for seminar, pep talks and prayers for them.

obembet:
Sometimes you need to think before you comment on public forum

@obembet needless you complain over this for you gave him the room to display his naivety.

he chose to go by the post and banner not with content of the message the hilarious caption was trying to pass.

so many brains for nairaland wear boxers na.

etrange:
They are keying into trends.

you got their, that was the undoing of that banner 'keying into trend' , the Church isn't meant to follow trend or flow by it but rather sent a standard.

the Church has its tradition which is meant to be upheld.

towards 2023 every camp of our enemies shall be in disarray. their gathering will not end well.

they will not be at peace, to come to consonant, so shall trouble envelope them and camp.

this is just the beginning for them all. this is time us to rewrite the story, while the strength lies with the youth.

this kids don too wack, their brain com wear boxers.

ahnie:
My experience with my little nephew.pls pardon any typographical gbangaun.


Two weeks ago I bundled my two hyper active kids a boy named chisom and a girl(ewomazino) aged 6yrs and 4 yrs respectively to go spend the hols with my mum at Abraka.a small community housing Delta State University abraka one of the best University in the world.

As soon as we alighted from the bike,my little nephew ran towards us,greeted me,then hugged his cousins and shouted**mehn see packaging,see as una be like white witch,una foreign die...omo una too legit shuoooo!

I looked at him somehow,he took our luggages from us,then ushered us in...he started gisting with my kids.

Minutes later my mum breezed looking as if she has bn chased from where she went to...with her hair looking as if she has just escaped from being electrocuted.it may interest you to know that,my mum kan like to visit people a trait that I really dislike.

I hugged her...we exchanged pleasantries and gossiped a little ..I was in the bathroom showering when she informed me saying**abeg I get one mata wey I want go run.

Off she breezed out again ..in my mind I said,does this woman ever rest?
Moments later I went to get provisions and some Staples so as to stock up the house since I don't like being a burden to people and moreover my kids loves food,my boy of 4yrs has the appetite of an Australian lion.

He's not a glutton,boy he doesn't joke with food,his mumu button is food and he's on the chubby side.

So after several hours my mum came back again all sweaty...I just shook my head.we settled into the night as we arrived almost late.

The next day bn Monday,I freshed up then bid my kids bye...my mum insisted that I still Roger her something.i could remember when I arrived I gave her some money before I went out to get those provisions.

I pressed her small thing,then knelt down to please with her not to joke with my kids feeding routine.i know my mum too well.

My nephew (ogaga)was looking like a malnourished mane when I saw him and I was really pleased.qhen I asked my mum why ogaga was looking like that ..she said and I quote***if he too dey wack(eat)he no go get sense e go be like say him brain wear boxers.


BRB...low battery!

@ahnie e be thinz o, e be like say malle be controller for area so. this one wey na she dey runz mata for area!?

this mama dem they can be restless, if them com be popular jingo for zone you can't stop dem now.

dat boxers wey malle no want make ogaga brain wear so, you sure say no be him our politicians wear for brain, still com form sun shade from the boxers so?

@ahnie love you write up, the flow, fluency, bridge and use of words.

I dey carry style style reason ham say na so the whole story just take reach bus stop! I beg, so for men not to runz your mata for nairaland com finish this story make e no get part or season.

EzegeNdiigbo:
Na she bought am??



She know's how much e dey cost??

noooo, no myn ham o. nobi by her boughted o, na gee boy or big god boughting it for she o.

ChiefSosa:
The truth is DIRECTLY staring in our faces, yet some mentally unstable people from Zone B will keep on defending an already failed government. I never thought we had so much SENSELESS people in Nigeria, until Buhari's supporters came up. BUHARI FAILED. His economic policies failed. Heaven and earth have even confirmed this. Statistical data confirmed this. You can't point out ONE aspect that Nigeria is doing well economically. I don't have to belong to PDP to criticize APC. 2023 is around the corner, ask yourself: What have we gained from buhari? If buhari had left Nigeria how he met it, i won't even complain, rather he made things WORSE. We mainly relied on him to improve security, but he failed in this aspect, what aspect do you now expect him to improve? All the ex-BMC that admitted they were wrong, even on NLand; we didn't kill them. If you look at the Nigeria's future, you'll know it might take decades before we'll correct Buhari's mistakes.

both the pdp and buhari supporters are one big challenge this country is having.

it is so bad they all are in the strength range of the nation. the form the voting strength of the nation yet they are hell bent on returning either pdp or tinubu.

didikakakuku:
Na IBB go decide for us?

the evil genius won't decide for us but he giving a lead, we only need to do our home work properly.

just one leader that might have been truthful to some extent of recent.

barbwire2:
Too bad for soccer ⚽

it's not too bad it only confirm the saying 'leave when the ovation is loudest'.

this should have happened long ago, then he would have been honoured with ovation and standing guard of honour.

it is not too good of him leaving barca without the fans see him play his last match. Aguero paid with that respect though any club he ends might give him but not like barca.

Grandmasteer:
I don't know why I hate this show

what purpose does it serve?

dss arrest people o.

Nigeria

the legends.

Wuzyurdaddy:
Nigeria should apply caution with these arrests.

we bring down our nation on our own terms not with foreigners dictate.

this isn't in support of this nuisance we have in government. the excesses of this administration is become over bearing.

first class madness.

there will always be confusion in the camp of the enemies.

every political camp that is working to hold this nation under will know no peace, they will end up in disarray.

be it pdp, apc or any other.

divinehand2003:
PDP won't win the Presidential election in 2023 if her members are disunited. There is need for unity and a sense of purpose in the party to achieve the ultimate prize.

By the way they are going, I see more governors joining the APC sooner than later.

are you praying they win? they won't win, they won't recover from the wonder land of confusion. even apc will soon go into confusion land for us to be able to find new party and fresh hands.

not this pouring of coke into pepsi and pepsi into coke bottle telling us they different.