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Mubarack44:
which line are you using Airtel or Mtn?

bros abeg I'm using both airtel and mtn

impossible

please oga Rooneyboy...do u share/sell airtel data too?

I don't understand Nairaland anymore

Really!

d girl just called me again saying we can still be good friends and I said we should just suspend d issue...... d next thing I saw was dis sms message from her
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There is absolutely nothin 2 suspend I blieve we've finalized everythin even if I don't feel the same way u do I know u can stil move ahead $ we can rmain gud friends ok thnks 4 understandin wish u the best in ur career even as u thirst to know God more may he reveal 2 u deep truth wich the world haav not heard rmain lifted with the rmainin hrs of 2day tnxs $ God bless
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Guys wat do I do?

D girl just called me now saying she hasn't head anything from me since morning and I said I've been busy since morning.........she now said I shouldn't be angry with her......I said I'm not angry....she said if I'm not angry y have I not called her since morning......I answered and said its because I'm busy........pls what do u people think I should do

Emmysteve:
This dude is battling to go out of the friend zone.

One question for you. Do you really like her because of her '' born again'' nature? Not all these girls wey carry holy holy fot head are really born again. Btw, you get mind and patience. Is your middle name Patience?

bros I just like her for who she is

Bros pls do u sell airtel? mtn's network is very bad here

D issue is dat I don't want to be friend zoned. Infact I cannot and must not be friend zoned..... datz y I need ur help sirs/ma's

There's did girl dat works opposite my office in Kaduna, she is a very decent and very godly......I met her, collected her number and started calling her...I got very attracted 2 her ( don't forget dat I said dat She's dis holy holy kind of girl)


I started sending her SMS (normal good morning/ evening SMS ooo)....after sometime she said I should stop sending her SMS, dat I should even stop calling her and I stopped.


I gave her space of about one month then I started calling her again.....we kept talking then later she stopped picking my calls frequently


She later traveled 2 abuja and I also traveled out of Kaduna 2 complete my educational program


I stopped calling her for a very long time because she was too uptight and d funny thing was dat all dis while I didn't tell her I had any feelings for her


After about two-three months without any form of communication, I decide to call her last month and we started getting on very very well.


We usually call each other nearly everyday....the
truth is dat I like d girl very much....
Last week, I asked her out and she said she said how am I sure dat she doesn't have a boy in her life, after a lot of persuasion from me, she finally said she has no b.f and she was gping 2 think about it.



She called me on midnight call two days ago and started telling me all her life story and telling me dat she is a very emotional person bla bla bla...she asked about my old relationships and I told her (but they were all lies, u know u can't trust a lady) after we finished, she asked me abt my Christian life and all dat.....(I told u she was uptight) and I told her and she told me abt hers too


D day before Yesterday morning I sent her a normal good morning SMS and I asked her to call me wen she got d message....she did immediately and she sounded very happy and she even appreciated d text


She said she would call me later in but she didnt, I called her throughout yesterday but she didn't pick but she later called me in d nite and was asking me funny questions.


She said she doesn't understand my obsession with her.....she said wat was d meaning of d message I sent 2 her ( d same person dat called me to appreciate d text and she was even sounding very happy)


She said she's not ready for any relationship now....dat I am now like a brother and friend to her.
In fact she said she doesn't like me d way I like her


And she was d same person asking me dat will she be d 3rd person I would date and I said no dat she would be d last( we discussed this during d midnight call when she was asking me about my paat relationships)


Now she is d same saying other things dat I'm like a brother 2 her ( I denied immediately, I told her I am not her brother)


And I really really like d girl.....abeg Nairalanders in s Lord...pls advice me on wat 2 do......I have not called or talked 2 her since yesterday........I don't even know what to do next.......God bless u as u help a brother in need

Hmmm

Hmmm

Don't kill them yet ooo.....I advice d government 2 talk about dialogue/amnesty with dis boko boys.....give them some time more time to surrender, treat d ones dat surrender like Kings so that the others will be enticed.....Tell them you want 2 train them in a special vocation......Gather d whole of them in a building.....then you can BLOW the place up.....Afterall, he who kills by the sword will surely die by the sword....Bloody Nincompoops!

So its true!!!

Thank you very much oga Femi.........may God continue to bless u till eternity..........its working perfectly

Bro, please help me out with Repligo Reader activation code and production key. Ma pin is 2738B812..........God bless u bros

Chai!!! Thank God I broke up with that girl called adEBOLA some months ago ooo.....Na so person 4 just carry die!!!!!!!

God bless everybody that has contributed positively on this thread........my biggest Shoutout goes 2 d MOD of this section.....tanx a million............back 2 business.......I guess d best thing 2 do is 2 meet him one on one and talk 2 him persuasively.......I'll come back here 2 report d outcome on tuesday

A bizzare incident occurred on Wednesday night in Laduba, Ogidi area of Ilorin West Local Government Area as an Islamic Cleric, simply identified as Alfa Gani was caught using placenta to make concoction.



Gani, the house where the placenta was found

Apparently it was gathered that  the placenta he used was that of a new baby girl he performed her naming ceremony the previous day.

Following the shocking discovery, sources said human parts were also found in the cleric’s residence.

For the timely intervention of the police who quickly whisked the cleric and his family away, they would have been lynched by angry members of Laduba community who demolished his building and set the suspect’s property on fire.

The Islamic cleric was caught after some volunteers raised by the community leaders in Laduba to go round the houses in the area to ask for contribution for the repair of their faulty transformer became suspicious on getting to his house following an offensive odour which they perceived.

The volunteers who became worried, alerted other members of the community about the odour, which led to the mobilisation of more residents to the cleric’s house to find out the cause of the offensive odour. Alfa Gani was said to have feigned embarrassment, accusing the concerned community members of trying to intrude into his privacy, as a result it led to an argument between him and members of the community who insisted of finding out the cause of the odour.

The suspect, the source further said, angrily left them in his house to lodge a report at the nearby Oloje police station but before his arrival, the residents were said to have forced their way into the house where they met a boy preparing some charms with the baby’s placenta which was the cause of the stench in the first place.

As a reesult the angry mob reportedly descended on the boy, making him confess that the cleric asked him to exhume the baby’s placenta to prepare the charms.

In the middle of the confusion, the mother of the baby was said to have rushed to the point where the baby’s placenta was buried only to discover that it was no longer there.

While the commotion lasted, Alfa Gani, according to the source, arrived the scene with some policemen with the intention to arrest those trying to “intrude into his privacy” but the community rose against them and presented the true version of the story to the Police. “It was at that point that the police decided to search the entire house following which they discovered more human parts,” a source said.

The police, it was further gathered, extended their search to an uncompleted building behind the suspect’s house only to discover that the place was being used as a slaughter slab for human parts.

The state Police Public Relations Officer, PPRO, Ajayi Okasanmi, confirmed the incident but said it was not a case of human parts selling.

He said a man was caught with baby placenta and the community descended on him.

Okasanmi said the man was just released from prison where he served a term for similar reason, saying: “We are still investigating the case.”

The latest discovery brings to three, the number of suspected human parts markets discovered in Ilorin and Okuta towns in Baruteen Local Government Area in recent times.

The men of Kwara State Police Command had, penultimate week, paraded three human parts dealers, while the police were still investigating a four-storey building along Airport Road in Ilorin where human parts were also found. http://cdn-01.naij.com/o/X2htHiyvoazulml0BjZFYbEU.jpg

Nairalanders! Pls help me...........I need all the advice I can get

imas: pray about it, then make him realize you need the money for your education, I think that's the solution, make him see cogent reasons why he should pay you( though its your money, you know Satan works in many ways). I once had an experience like that, for six months this man would be busy funding his insatiable lust for women while we the workers were looking on, anyway as God would have it, it was a hotel job so being the receptionist, I go put people for room dodge the money sharp sharp.

Bros, dis is d exact situation I find myself in. My boss is also busy using d money to chase married and single ladies all around town......he even bought a car for one of his married concubine recently, yet he complains dat there is no money

I can't involve d police or any security operative because my MD (Boss) is a heavily CONNECTED man.........its wisdom I need and datz y I've come here 2 seek 4 it..........NB: my boss always uses most of our money 2 maintain some useless women.......Please help me!!!! Wat can I do?

I'm working in one firm somewhere in Kaduna, Nigeria.

my Boss haven't paid me at all this year, he keeps saying he doesn't have money, but he keeps buying properties all over Nigeria.....I would have taken one of his equipment to sell but the problem is dat it is only heavy duty trucks that can uproot and carry the the equipment we use......

..Now, my biggest fear is dat I would be going for my HND programme by the end of next month!!!!! Please I need ur advice on how to get part or all of the money before I go 2 school

emaboi: U will not fall frm d top like
SPAIN,
Ur enemies will suffer
humiliation like BRAZIL,
Ur haterz will misbehave like
SUAREZ,
U will neva be misled when
close to ur glory like BELGIUM,
U will be gettin goals like
GERMANY when ur enemies are
gettin confused like BRAZIL,
U wouldn't be ashamed of
showing face @ d place of ur
glory like ESSIEN,
Ur enemy will be impotent like
PORTUGAL,
D goliath dat doesn't want
2give way 2 you will fall like
SPAIN fell to CHILE,
Ur efforts want be as futile as
AUSTRALIA's against HOLLAND,
U will be favored and uplifted
like JAMES RODRIGUEZ,
U will be a world class achiever
like THOMAZ MULLER nd a
record breaking personality
like MIROSLAV KLOSE...
So shall it be unto you ,can i hear a
thunderous Amen.

And may u never be be a big sluggish disappointment like mikel obi

You are nothing but a thief! If this tweak indeed works, y not share it with your family members and friends alone........Y would u come 2 a public forum and try 2 scam innocent people.......Y...... Besides, u are not creative neither are u current...........every Nigerian already know that this is a scam!!!! A scam for the greedy and shallow minded.