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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 12:46pm On May 14, 2017
Mustack:

If I slap you you will come and be going
What mustack so you can slap a lady Hmmm! Ur madejobi should be careful ooh.
Inshort coman take....

NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 8:55am On May 14, 2017
Mustack:

Run for ya life
hmm lemme carry my lindabell and shift away before bashnigg's big cassava goan touch her fagringringrin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 8:52am On May 14, 2017
Bashnigga:
I've jst been following reading & liking comments grin grin
Don't worry...she can handle me, she's strong wink
Korekt wedon shir.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 8:46am On May 14, 2017
Bashnigga:

Sure, if she/ someone she knows gets the same state as me
Don't worry, we ll sort that out, #Ms d work wey we dey do. Cc:lindabell.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 8:42am On May 14, 2017
Mustack:

I learn that the judges was kidnapped yesterday about to hearing chris case.
and woris d cso doing
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 8:40am On May 14, 2017
Mustack:

I know you get big cassava..
cheesycheesygringringrin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 8:38am On May 14, 2017
Maxicon:


Not fully resolved, going here Monday morning
What's remaining brother Mentioned u d other time but u didn't reply, abeg hurry tmao is d last day for reg ooo.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 8:34am On May 14, 2017
Gentlelord:


grin grin oza room for this wee hour? Senior bros your guy just gat enter street small hustle raba, so that I fit take care of my darling Christly99 grin
I nor want habbyy03 to come dey disturb my erema with e Dansuki money grin I go soon blow whistle on am sha grin grin
Lol God bless ya hustle brother, and leave habbyy03 out of this pls e wee find anoda bae in campcheesycheesy

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 8:14am On May 14, 2017
Dream2:

1.No pillows,just the student mattresses.

2.You don't need tent pole,in fact when you get to camp,you will be amazed with inventions.

3. Yes,some camps still give out condoms but I doubt the northern camps,I will advice you to pack it from home.

4.LOL,wash your clothes and don't be far from it especially the first and last week in camp.

5.Yes,good barbers are in maami camp.

6.Yes,a lot of dry cleaners,give them your clothes, it got stolen then they are responsible.

7.Not compulsory.

8.That's why you have to buy at least 3 whites shorts and shirts when coming to camp as another 2 will be given to you.

9.Let your waist purse be with you at all times even when taking your bath and doing your laundry.

10.Hmmm,officially NO,just control your babe with a phone call.

11.Use marker,probably permanent marker to write your names/moniker on it.

12.Yes,you can,in fact it's the best.

13.The military men expect you to participate in all activities alas you can skip your meals LOL.

14.Yes you can.

15. Be humble,spend wisely and make good friends.
Hmmm! Nice one Major General dream2 "The question samurai" one more kwenchion abeg.
Please who will inspect our documents in camp Shey na sojos dem abi na nysc officials
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 7:46am On May 14, 2017
Bashnigga:

Me never see place to buy kits o... Jst waiting till we see our call up letter, maybe I could holla someone here frm lag that's posted to the same state as me to help me get em'.
that's a good Idea, but order from lindabell ooh.

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 7:42am On May 14, 2017
Bashnigga:
Morning peeps.. .Segunk1 hw u, na Mustack whistle jst wake me up now o grin grin grin grin
Lol I'm good, whr ve u been Pls where is phunkyposh Don't tell me u guys are still in d oza room, do u want to kee her there ni
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 7:27am On May 14, 2017
Please wheiz mrletsgo n sparkle4u Preciousify, bussieboi, ukalsman nko Gbo gbogbo ile... Where are you pipu nah king exeasy woris going on now Mustack pls blow the whistle.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 7:15am On May 14, 2017
Mustack:

Thanks. Meet NNF minister of foreign affare to get you reward.
lol.
Mustack:

E weak me I swear
Lmaocheesygringrin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 7:12am On May 14, 2017
Mustack:

We don get our regular seller..
For your complete compact original authentic bona fide certifiable dinkum genuine real right sure seller, contact lindabell she sell the best that will endure all the hardship in camp..
#Korrekt.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 7:03am On May 14, 2017
AspDrone:

You for use your phone call all of them na Mtcheww
Mr Man stop being disrespectful to those you met online with this kind statement.
Must you see all those people before you interact? You wan dey shine always abi
Abeg let everyone feel at home, market no send who come or who no come market.

#CYBER_RISE
"Common sense is not just common" @the emboldened I'm not surprised if someone like you can still come and tag me that at page 588....... SMH
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 6:39am On May 14, 2017
AspDrone:

You for use your phone call all of them na Mtcheww
Mr Man stop being disrespectful to those you met online with this kind statement.
Must you see all those people before you interact? You wan dey shine always abi
Abeg let everyone feel at home, market no send who come or who no come market.

#CYBER_RISE
OGA! WILL YOU JUST KEEP QUIET AND TAKE A WALK PLEASE MUST YOU TALK MUST YOU QUOTE ME PLEASE HERE IS NOT MEANT TO SELL KILISHI ABEG, RESPECT IS RECIPROCAL OGA, HOPE YOU REMEMBER THAT LET ME STOP HERE COS I'M NOT READY FOR THIS.

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 5:51am On May 14, 2017
lindabell:


Segunk1 tnku for the marketting you are a daarrling...
So sorry for my abscence here o,you know how e they be as the D-day gets closer,we have to earn up,and save up...
Yeah I understand sweetheart, kudi must be made so I'm unbothered, you just face the market and leave the office activities for me, I'll cover up for you n also do the marketting hun, will mention you when necessary.... #In bisola/dogofara's voice.... Na d work wey we dey docheesygrin

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 12:21am On May 14, 2017
lindabell:


Abi,come lets cabash in za oza room,this next phase of our lives has to favour Us, wink,Nassarawa or whereva...
Aww! Thants my sweet belly, oya let go jare I'm right behind you.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 12:17am On May 14, 2017
Rinsola32:


Lol.....good night o
lol, night dear.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 12:11am On May 14, 2017
Rinsola32:


I'm thinking of buying six. Dozen price things wink
Ahhh! Alakoba ma leleyi keh, now I'm suspecting this is a set up, lemme koman be goingcheesy

NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 12:05am On May 14, 2017
dogoFara:


Btw...what makes you think you'd be posted to Nassarawa? of all your choices
shebi is u dat told dem to leave only one state slot for me when I was registeringcheesy
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 12:02am On May 14, 2017
Mustack:

Charger spoil on Wednesday, data finish today, bank account zero... I just manage sub airtel 2gig for #200 make I day go along ni oh
All these for you Omo you strong oooo.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 9:08pm On May 13, 2017
Pls where is jiggernappy This house is too dull ooh, mustack u nko, chriswazo n mandibeauty, bashnigga n phunkyposh, christly99 n gentlelord, knacker n angelswt, cutestcuty84 n who......cheesycheesy gbogbo Ero.... What are you guys still doing in za oza room

Ayam not understanding again ooo, lindabell sweerie pls let us goan enjoin ourselves too in za oza room biko.

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 8:58pm On May 13, 2017
Rinsola32:


Zobo ke? Alcoholic drink will be better. Or what do you think? grin
ahh! Is zobo that I tok ooo, hmmm see my armpit ooh bear-bear no dey there ooohcheesycheesy
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 8:56pm On May 13, 2017
Rinsola32:


Can I get two of this "googu"? I need it in camp. grin grin cheesy wink
Akan epp you get 4 sefcheesy
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 8:53pm On May 13, 2017
PotatoSalad:
quick questions. some of these questions are quite embarrassing but...
1. Are we going to be given pillows in camp or just foam lol.
2. for people going with mosquito nets, what if you're given up bunk... where do you find tent poles?
3. i heard that sometime in the past, corpers were given Condoms, does it still work wink?
4. Laundry, how can one manage that without fear of losing ones clothes
5. are there barbers in camp?
6. dry cleaning. any provision for ironing and dry cleaning in camp?
7. is attending churches on Sunday compulsory?
8. if white shirts and shorts is the main dress code, what of time for sports in the evenings?
9. Money and safeguarding one's phones. what's a good procedure to do especially in the night, doing laundry and taking a bath?
10. are guys allowed to visit female dorms?
11. Safeguarding one's clothing. what's the best way to mark your wears?
12. can one come to camp a day before the opening? let's say you're from Delta going to serve in Taraba state.
13. what activities are/are not compulsory?
14. if you're an instrumentalist, can you go to camp with your guitar or piano (to be used in church etc)?
15. please add other necessary info we need to know.
cc: logodwhiz, Dream2, sonymax16, ur help is needed here pls.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 8:45pm On May 13, 2017
Emcee6:
Please guys does anyone in Lagos know where I can get shorts for at most N800. I didn't really see any in Oshodi yesterday but will check back again sha.
pls contact lindabell.

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 8:41pm On May 13, 2017
Angelswt:

it's fine smiley
we communicate through our heart...
knacker.........
Issoryt ooh.

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 8:39pm On May 13, 2017
dogoFara:


grin cheesy Lawd!!! Abeg o...they won't spread any further dan'lah.

P.s: there are no tactics in avoiding the blasts. It's only God that protects and I had very restricted movement.
hmmm! Issoryt, lemme goan sit down near my lindabell and be waiting for my nassarawa jejely.

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 8:31pm On May 13, 2017
Aliyu333:
I have been around bro. Skipping through pages and paying attention to some funny and informative posts and having pop corn while at it. Thanks for asking grin. Happy birthday in arrears bro, favours and blessings immeasurable coming your way smiley.
Amen, thank u sir, but u no even wan share that it pop-corn with us at all nawa for you ooo undecided
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 8:27pm On May 13, 2017
knacker:


Happy Birthday Brodaly
Wishing u many returns
A prosperous n fruithful service year

Sorry its coming late
Money work n new contracts just dey redial my number lols

Amin ooo, no p sharr bring raba kom ooh.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 8:24pm On May 13, 2017
LogoDWhiz:
Just making friends.
Ehhn eehn!

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