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Bashnigga:
Ahhh!!!! Segunk1 me murderer
*faints*

Ahh no not u sorry my guy, oya get up its phunkyposh.

christly99:
hahahaha I bin just de mk small observation na

That kind thing bah Na still apurokoh attitude

Philgbeee come out hiah, where is you..... Abi am d only one not seeing him

Adicsonbaba:
add me to the group pls 08164718807

I pirry u, mobilization neva com u dey join whatsapp , I dem come mobilize u nko u go join flickr
Wen una join gay n 419 group finish una eye go clear.

lekani4real:
Thanks, but there was no stamp in all the statement of result i saw and i saw quite a number of them.

Oh okay, no panic den.... Safe.

Chriswazo:
finally this looks like a good situation to me

Oh so that mandibeauty ll gradually turn into a talkative for you abi Hmmm okare, mandy be ready oo u lips go nearly peel off with my abulor, don't worry I we be supplying you table water u hear

Chriswazo:
, how e take concern u now? na ur type d spoil marriage, anyway, i know my Mandibrauty is too smart for this prank.

Buhahahahahaha christly99 apurokoh.

KhadijaMasud:
eti bere ni en

Lol! Pls ask him the source which he got d news from.

Eleyi o bere oo, oun sare bor nii

lekani4real:
nice work guys, please when the statement of result does not bear the school stamp, hope it wont be a problem @ camp.

Ahhh! U beta take it back for stamping if others are being stamped and urs is not stamped Am afraid ooh nysc camp is now doing strong strong things ooh, better stop contemplating on that n do d needful.

[quote author=knacker post=53743552][/quote]Lmao! This knacker is a craze shaid ogun ngbor.

biotechshola:
from a reliable source...

2017 batch A stream 1 will be going to camp on the 6th of may while stream 2 will be going on the 4th of July 2017...

Peace!

Wait fes who talk it to ou

habbyy03:
happy falentine toe bae christly99

See this one they ll jos collect ur sweety from u now, see ur life Sending wishes after val
To all the ladies in the awse is this one love or lost

Phunkyposh:
yinmu....Fresh indeed..


i dont like it ooo.... i Murder not

Ok u too take, u think u can yimu better dan I do

U murder not abi Issoryt! I shall remind you, I know you'll farder someone soon.

Mexyz:
Good evening fams and happy Valentine. pls I have a little problem that I want you guys to help out with. I was asked to submit my CV by one organization in Lagos, now this is the problem, I held some leadership positions back then in school and also received some awards from my dept and faculty. Now am at a cross road whether to include this positions held and awards received in the CV.
Secondly I gained experience as a teacher before gaining admission cause I taught in the same school I finished from before entering school, I also worked as a sales rep in one of the juice manufacturing firm in the country, now can I include all these into the CV even though this experience is not really related to what this company is into?
I'm so confused right now cause this is the first time of being asked to submit my CV by a BIG organization.

NOTE: This organization is a MAJOR player in the oil & gas industry in the country.

cc;
chriswazo, Bashnigga, segunk1,mrletsgo,mustack,knack,mandibeauty, Angelswt, sparkle4u etc....

Well with my own little experience about the resume thing....
Its a two way thing regular resume and professional resume.
Basically c.v is another form of self advert...

So in regular resume: u can add ur work experience even b4 gaining admission, awards n all that but all details must be short for u not to bore d reader.

As for the professional: which needs not too much elaboration on it if possible make it 1-2 pages, there so many things you need to strike out like:
primary school... Who needs FLSC, hobbies... No one is interested, result grade is also irrerelevant, ur work experience n job title isvery important, objs/daily task also important but be brief abt it, just one active phone number n a simple email address not swaggu email like your moniker oo, normal plain typing character, font shouldn't be more than 12, no italic or other swaggus, even ur referee should be.. available om request.

I think there is a thread for resume topic like this on nairaland, search for it that would also guide you before proceeding to a biz center to do it, sit wit dem n let dem know what you need on it c.v if not.... They can just build you one SSCE resume with ancient format.

#My own little say, all d best sir.

Phunkyposh:
**Dust cobwebs**
Nobody even remembered me, such is life.
Trust you all had a great valentine celebration.........

Chriswazo
segunk1:

i hail una

Babe d val yaf com n yaf go Jere.....
Am soo sorry dear bt I shecked u in the auditorium 2days ago but I was scared of louding ur moniker, so that u won't comman murder me like uncle bashnigga.

Wawu! Ur cheek dey fresh ooh, wetin u dey rub for body Palm oil or ororo me too I want to fresh like u

Chriswazo:
Abulor Shay i be told u say weed for empty belle d cause HALLUCINATION especially if d taker come be pikin join with him small and light brain, d person go just d delusional and incoherent. You don c d manifestation now, no argue again.

Gbam! Yaf talk it finish...

Mustack:
Lol forget that side I hook her before you. But now you highjack her from me. But now am the nomber1 guider I can hook any1 here

What is wronging this one

Mustack:
Jealous of one small fish inside lagoon? Hahaha I day laugh azonto.

Let chriswazo hear this one from yah mouth walahi u re finished.

Yhhhmmmmmmmm! Today is today.

Mustack:
WHO PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THIS MATTER....

Lol! Pls Don't intimidate her ooo, mandibeauty nor mind am he's jealous of u n abulor chriswazo

mrletsgo:
No, no. Merge am with cutesycute84. Mandibeauty don dy with Chriswazo.

Yes u re right bro, but cutestcuty84 na iron kekere lady ooo, dat bloke go fit handle her

Mustack:
WELCOME. FILL FREE TO XPRESS UR FEELINGS.
MIND YOU I DON MERGE YOU WITH MANDIBEAUTY IF YOU DONT LIKE HER THEN ONE TINY TINY FISHES ARE STILL WAITING FOR YOU IN THE OCEAN.... [color=#990000][/color]

Wos wronging you Don't u noe Mandy is hooked E be like u re finding problem bah

Mustack:
YOU CAN BE HIS SUCCESSOR NA

Lol! Ehen na I'm.

9jakohai:
Build more refineries
Build more refineries
Government build more refineries
NNPC , more refineries.

Build more refineries
Build more refineries
Dangote build more refineries
Adenuga build a refinery

Build more refineries
Build more refineries
Oando build a refinery
Tonimas build a refinery.

Build more refineries
Build more refineries
Total must build refinery
Shell Petroleum must build refinery

Build more refineries
Build more refineries
Dokubo build a refinery
Tompolo build a refinery

Build more refineries
Build more refineries
Diezani dash us refinery
GEJ give us refinery

Build more refinery
Build more refinery
America build us refinery
Saudi Arabia build us refinery.

Build more refinery
Build more refinery
China give us refinery
Russia dash us refinery.

(Sing to the tune of the christian chorus ''It shall be permanent'').

lmao! This guy na real mad pikin walahi.

olaisababs:
Ola is my name.
I graduated from the Obafemi Awolowo University, ile-ife in 2016.
Political Science and education.
State of Choice? Most preferably, Lagos. Don't ask me why!

Wehcom sa, bashnigga pls let this man be in ur department, pls let him start work ASAP.

mandibeauty:
No way

Don't worry yar sef baby chriswazo no dey go any where we go dey here together with you.

Chriswazo:
, idiat! I go stay back to protect una wives, no be everyone d go battle front.

Yeskeh abulor, we ll surely do that for them........

But wait ooh abulor see mandibeauty behind you washing you with corner corner eyes ooh cheii.

[quote author=Bashnigga post=53682794][/quote]Wewe see na.

Mustack:
Which elder you be? Ojukwu carry gun na

Not ojukwu ooh.... That one wey escape for biafra war front

Na obachionjor
Lol! U know how many battles obj been win

Have you forgotten that obasanjo has went to that same war front severally
He went, he saw, conquered and still alive, so tell me who can kill that man if not God.
Abi u wan quenchion God power

mandibeauty:
Life itself is unfair

Thank you dear pls tell him.

Chriswazo:
Abulor that girl strong o, no be me go protect am, na she suppose give me cover ni. Person wey wan beat police people for their own station Abeg let me protect my Mandibeauty.

Lol d babe strong tru tru even wen she carry knacker shine come use d guy head take jam uzeba own, cutestcuty84 u strong ooo.

Chriswazo:
, Onyokometer! u just use eye d size my babe eh! Finally she get am, mehn life is too short to go and start wallowing with small things of life whereas God don give man dominion. Me no like to d manage o, i love them big and good, good things are pleasant to the eyes Abulor.

Lol!
Hmmm Kare goon mii.