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Bashnigga:
Haaa!!! Even u too ,first it was segunk1
Akant fit bliv dis

mandibeauty:
see evaluation... Chai! Finally e remain make una subject me under lab... But which premises una take draw una conclusion huh?

Mustack:
good boy... thats the ability of a good commander of camp zero

Mustack:
WAT IS HE SAYING

Dream2:
Continuation Of The Chronicle Of Dream2 At tsafe Camp Zamfara State.

Yesterday night was the "Mr Macho and Miss NYSC" competition, it was full of fun,the competition span till past 11pm,Platoon 10 won the Mr Macho while Platoon 2 won the Miss NYSC,this competition is not about how built or pretty you are rather it is about how intelligent you are as few contestants flopped with the questions.
"Okayyyyyy,Tsafe set of batch B stream 2,corpers get some slangs oo,below are the few i can remember:

Let them Gooooo(This is used when the beagle is blow/blew to signal the end of parade by the soldier so boys hijacked and often abused it especially during the boring SAED lectures and social nights to discredit the speaker(s).

Ohhhhh Yes,Mouth Washerrrrrrrr(Mehn,the founder of this slang is a great comedian, he do sell sweets,biros,jotters,just name it so boys liked him a lot and whenever they see him,you heard them saying "Ohhhh,Yes,Mouth Washer,the "Ohhhhh and Mouth is pronounced with high tonation while the washer is dragged and pronounced slowly with your mouth wide open,LOL.

I warned you,i warned you not to come to zamfara....This is the boys interpretation for the early morning sound of the beagle.

Will be back later,have fun guys and pray for me to be posted to a better place.

Dream2:
Continuation Of The Chronicles Of Dream2 at Tsafe Camp Zamfara State.
Lemme start by stating that the shorts and shirts given to us in camp was of good quality,the sneakers are a miss.
Okay,the timetable read that no SAED program today,so we all assembled on the parade ground under the hot sun and the windy weather to watch as the "Chosen matchers" practice for monday closing ceremony,"hehe,zamfara state get as e be olohun".
So we welcomed some elite visitors to the camp,can't remember their names but I can clearly remember that of lieutenant colonel Adamu the commanding officer for the battalion......(forgot the number ) of zamfara state,he was so calm,present good speech as well as promised us a big cow for the camp fire night(mehn,the camp fire night go hot gan o).
My platoon(3) won the third position in volleyball while we are in the final of the men football "platoon 4 go hear am tomorrow".
There is this lady I met,pretty,calm so I made my move,fortunately she's getting engage by April,she has being a good friend,Fulani ladies are wow,good body posture,physique,soft speech,good character,bought me pounded yam with egunsi soup last night"mehn,the husby to be get luck jare".
Met with paris123,she's cool but "chai she and her friend wan use mouth finish my platoon ladies for volleyball this evening sha,i was just laughing silently,no vex say I no greet u and ur friends o,I be one silent dude with choice of words,i dont talk much just a one man movement".
Dead bones shall rise again,did i just read fabulocity,chiefojiji and aBbiie25 posts?issoryt,allawee don enter abi?okay o.
Lemme go collect my food,before proceeding to maami to buy bread,I like bread a lot, I drink water a lot, I LIKE FULANI LADIES ALOT AS WELL.
StarryV sweetie,overlook the words in capital letters dear,"mama Mia,am jokinggggggg".

knacker:
For d jokes*

Road to camp zero is 75% ready
Python dance is imminent lols

Cc
Segunk1
Tobijoshua
Bashnigga
Philgbee
Chriswazo
Bussiebo
Mrletsgo
Uzeba
Mustack
Mandibeauty
Cutestcuty84
Christy
Phunkposh
Tpresh
Sparkle4u

Lols names plenty oo
Our ghostriders

Make una ready ooo
Am leading d battalion to camp zero

knacker:
U guys shud remerge me na
My PH has been pending for 2weeks

Mustack:
I kante read all this post.. Its 3 much for my reading. Anyway am back from the just concluded Lagos marathon. Here are some of my strienght.
Pics1. Aword for participation
Pics2, after finish line that took me 5hours +
Pics3, aligning toward lekki bridge
Pics4, on third mainland bridge.

Honestly I run 38km of which I never did for years. Don't ask me how I get to finish line oh.. At a point all the bolt inside my leg got loose...

All the same it was fun, waiting for 2018

mandibeauty:
yes oh.. Am strong. Jst waiting for Chris to take me out on Tuesday

Chriswazo:
Ayam not understanding again, this is becoming serious, first was Chriswazo falling in Love with u that just came here to have a good time, lol. Second na doctor falling in love with u his patient within a space of how many days. Now na principal falling in love with u his temporal staff. Hmmmmmm, Mandi there is something u are not telling me or is it just ur appealing beauty? Hmmmm, abeg come and be going for service, i withdraw my earlier advise that u go back to the school, please abandon d children, d will still get ur replacement. Please don't let them take u away from me, oh please! Lol

Mustack:
I haven't won or lose yet. We just begin extra time

Chriswazo:
Lol, that's why i love u. Ur style is just captivating and for record and posterity sake, let me unequivocally answer u, that person is no other than my Mandibeauty. 14 come fast o, ma i flex this my NL love. Segunk1 hope to c u with ur "Poisimi".

cutestcuty84:
:DChriswazo ,segunk1 and mustack....I just dey observe o...I no want any issue with any guy again jare...Boyfriends that can't send 50k to girlfriend for this recession period,shey dem be bf sha....Make I dey enjoy my life alone jare....I bin dey think say knacker go dey "knack" cash as the king but e fall my hand die....Uzeba wey I dey see like big boy no fit gimme common flower for val..
All this tinz weak me abeg...
I doubt if mustack is capable...dont merge me anymore...I be one man mopol

sammyscholar:
nah! I am not lienus joo. Ayam Sammyscholar.

knacker:

Uzeba be like

Tpresh:
Good mrnin fellow PCMs , its bn a yl...

How una dey

....wat haf I mized abeug?

sparkle4u:
Anything you give me but I want a faithful and loyal man.

cutestcuty84:
I don even break ur heart since morning.....Val is coming and u didn't bother talking about my gifts...so biko,lemme alone...m single and not searching. I don even break ur heart since morning.....Val is coming and u didn't bother talking about my gifts...so biko,lemme alone...m single and not searching.

Mustack:
Na so I take win world cup..

cutestcuty84:
I'm also seriously considering Ogun state o...infact that's my choice...i'll get to see mustack in camp...yippie

knacker:
pinnket na male na >:

Chriswazo:
She no go come quick na, until we relieve am of this her cherished job

Chriswazo:
Am just tired, don't have strength to stress on anything. "U DON'T KNOW WHAT U ARE SAYING YET, U BOLDENED UR COMMENT, JUST TO EMPHASIZE UR IGNORANCE".

Abulor Segunk1 please help a brother, he said am wrong, so i need not 2 explain, maybe he will listen to u. He needs to be cleared, probably he is desperate, that's y he is not understanding the painful reality.

Chriswazo:
Abulor no worry, since she don reject him, we go remerge her with Uzeba . Uzeba u gat give me 1 bottle o, i give u fine babe.

mandibeauty:
I jst padlocked d door. Chris, uzeba, segunk1, knacker, Mustack, cutestcuty84 n others una good night. D first to wake should open d door. #joking off#

sammyscholar:
This whole thing is just simple arithmetic, chriswazo et al. - not that one is coming up with something unorthodox. And again, me wey I dey island dey make money, you cum talk say I won run go serve. nah! I stilll won dey work dey go joo.