₦airaland Forum

jodababa:
Happy birthday to segunk1........Any #team Niger in d house.....Lemme know pls

thanks boss.

JIGGERNAPPY:
NEWS HEADLINE TODAY

ROMANTIC moment as the Comptroller General of NAFDAC, Segunk1 propose to his long time Crush, LINDABELL on his birthday

Late birthday wishes from the Coordinating president Exeasy stares controversy

Mandibeauty Fails to send Segunk1 birthday wishes,

Minister of women affairs, Chriswazo and other ministers Congratulates the NAFDAC Boss as he marks another birthday


Failed attempt by the Former Tyranny Maj Gen, Funtan to assassinate the Attorney General and Media Personality, Jiggernappy, GCON, SAN, NNF, NYSC sends him to life imprisonment


Minister of Transport extends free Transport scheme to NYSC camp to all the state for only persons in Stream 1


we'll bring you more after the commercial, stay tuned

jigger pls drop awa matter from ur head na, social media no good to advertise ruv matta oh oya coman take tom tom, nice job.

Phunkyposh:
Bash mi.... Whay e dat??


.Hope you're prepared for camp

abi ayaf prepared nii, medical sef I Neva do, I Don't know of bashnigga shar ooh

Philgbeee:
Nothing ma r Staring from afar jj Segunk1 queen

wos wronging dis one

tolex2010:
I enter one health centre for lag today, they said immunization for cerebrospinal meningitis is 10k to 12k..... as for me, I will serve and come back safely without contacting any disease IJN. I no get any money to spend again on this nysc stuffs. they sha want to make sure we spend our allawee before getting to camp.... I rebuke it in Jesus name.

Lmao!!! This bros funny ooo.
U don make me laugh sote my teeth don comot.

sonymax16:
@ baxtano, LogoDwhiz is correct. Another alternative is to wait till you are posted to any particular company or school and then ask them to reject you.Collect the rejection letter and take it along with a letter of acceptance from the company u want to be posted, to the local govt secretariat for documentation.

sonymax16, thank God u show us love today, adupe oo, aw service dey go nah....
@Prof logodwhiz thanks for being there always sir.

keyke:
Is it true that we won't be allowed to bring canned beverages to the camp

cc:logodwhiz, thank u sir.

kenkszii:
BREAKING NEWS.......... NYSC SUSPEND 2017 ORIENTATION EXERCISE DUE TO NON PASSAGE OF 2017 BUDGET BY THE SENATE 

The national youth service corps, (NYSC) has suspended the proposed NYSC orientation camp scheduled to commence on the 23rd of May 2017 indefinitely. 

According to the news agency of Nigeria, NAN, this was disclosed in a statement by the NYSC director of press and public relations Mrs. Abosede Aderibigbe in Abuja yesterday during a press briefing by the NYSC ahead of the preparation to the 2017 orientation course which she attributed to the non availability of funds occasioned by the non passage of the 2017 appropriation bill which also contains the budget of the NYSC for the 2017 mobilization exercise. She stressed that a new date will be communicated to all prospective corps members in due course when the federal executive council ( FEC ) and the national Assembly resolved the lingering issues bothering on the effective passage and implementation of the 2017 budget. 

She however, stressed that the NYSC will do anything within her powers to ensure a successful orientation course in the shortest possible time as talks is currently ongoing with the various arms of government and relevant stakeholders concerned and urge all PCMs to remain calm as NYSC is on top of the issue and will communicate a new date to all PCMs for the orientation course. 

Meanwhile, all effort to reach the director general of NYSC, Brig. Gen. Suleiman Kazaure at press time prove abortive as all calls placed across his phone were not picked nor returned at press time. Vanguard gathered 

It was at this point, I woke up all to discovered that I was DREAMING all along. Lolzzz 

Abeg I dey kaduna. If you vex well well, carry your canvass when you don buy in preparations for camp take stone me. I go gladly take am 

Good evening fellow PCMs.😃😃😃😃😜🤠😎

Guy oya come here, u must not go unpunished, so u re telling us now that u too yaf join bahd gang abi Oya receive.... Anuofia.

RAFIC:
I haf introduction myself before but me is a ghostly on the thread.

Abeg me is fyning who shall borrower me monies. If you stay in Ph and have free 50k please epp me out. I shall giving you ya money before camp resumptioned. Or maybe Una fit open shariti for ma hed.

I dey fyn money seriously o. I for happy if to say tomorrow na month end

lmao! Abeg make una help this guy, I think he needs tetanus injection

flabbie:
Shout Out to those that their call up number ends with an *even number* as u r qualified to go for *stream I*. As for those with *Odd numbers*, wait for ur turn.

Oya let d check begin.
*operation check your number*
Lemme come and be going

wait fes, collect b4 u go.

batxano:
please o , if after we print our call up letter, i get a letter from a company to serve with them, who will i give the letter to in camp and when should the letter be tendered. please i need an answer to this biko

cc: logodwhiz, dream2, sonymax16 pls help us out..... Thanks.

Good morning house, I'm using this medium to say a big shout out to everyone that took out their precious time just to wish me well on my birthday, thank u for the prayers n wishes, I pray may y'all encounter God's Grace and favour from now on in jesus name.
I never knew there is so much love here, I'm honored beyond commensurate and opaque cynosure.
#I've got the best team with me.
#This is the best e-family I've met so far.
God bless you all beyond your expectations.

Can't just start mentioning monikers cos I ll step on peoples toes.
Ese gidi gan.

I just hope there is no mention left behind before niggz stone me ice cube for head

Gentlelord:
Here comes the Best Graduating Student EVER from the department of Mech Engr UNIBEN.
This is the guy ( Abolorunking ) that made some very difficult courses Potato chips to me. I owe you my Cgpa bros, if not for you, I for nor dey 2017 PCM maybe I for dey battle the courses now.
Segunk1 chriswazo knacker mandibeauty lindabell habbyy03 mustack eghosagravitti cutestescuty84 angelswt Christly99 phunkyposh king exeasy funtan chumaster sparkle4u the entire NNF help me appreciate this guy and Davidtolu they too EPP my academic life.

davidtolu mrmarvelous con see Una brother ooooooo

thanks for helping our brother, may u also get divine help and from every areas of life.

Gadetech:
Happy Birthday segunk1

thanks boss respekt!

mandibeauty:
Hbd Segunk1 Dear

Hmmmmm! Mandy!!! Issoryt Don't let me talk too much, yhmmmmmm!!! Still left me dumbfounded anyways, akanot just understand how to start thanking walahi.
Thanks for the surprise package.
May God bless you for ur family, chriswazo n me too.
I just dey atilogwu since

Mustack:
na wao for you oh segunk1.. na birthday make you forget your job?
I monicalise your monical in moniking way but you absconded with our cake..
with this reason youre suspended for 2 pages to enjoy your day.
signed

Lol! Chief clown of our land, abeg make una no vex for me, una sabi aw dis kind day dey be nah. Love u guys.

Mexyz:
chai, Oga segunk1 abeg no vex say e dey come late o, your boy go hustle small make hunger no finish am for camp. Happy birthday bro, may heaven heed your call when you call and may every withhold blessings be released to you as a result of this day. Many fruitful years of celebrations ahead for you bro.

AMEN!!! Thanks bro, na hustle sure pass, I pray may God bless ur hustle.

jibs4lv:
done shopping !

God please Abuja is ok sir !


happy birthday bro segunk1,if na birthday gift,coman take it !

Lol, thank u sir, in phunkyposh's voice.... Ayam komin ryt away away

mrletsgo:
I don mess up. Egbon Segunk1 dey celebrate byday and na now I dey wish am hapi byday. Égbòn, éjò è mà binu. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIR. :-D :-D :-D

Lmao clown! Mustack n knacker don trash u work bah I really appreciate, at all at all naim em bad pass, thank I sir.
Btw woo is ur egbon

Rinsola32:
I just keep praying and hoping that NECO respond on time.

Thanks

they ll by God grace, grace shall work with you from now on dear.

bashlek:
hapi bornday niggur......may u walk nd nver stumble....tika ur kariability dirctly 4rm dat world galagala 4dos dat can highly timpa...infact u ar 2 gbaski

u re highly karid comrado, pass d calabash bro, more pammy in ur fridge

JIGGERNAPPY:
Segunk1, we love u ooo etim! lol,,, welcome bak, where the gbedu dey happen?

Thank u baba, na inside palace ooo lol.

Omo e be like say dis thing na plan work ooh, jesu! As I dey reply mentions naim d tin dey plenty again, I really appreciate ooh but dis tin fit kill person ooo cheii.
But today na today I must reply u all oloun.

DonVeek:
Seconded!

thank u sir.

christly99:
happy birthday segunk1. greater you I pray

thank u dear.

ennon92:
amen...happy birthday bros, more blood in ur heart

Amen thanks my Gee.

Gentlelord:
Segunk1 my Highest comrade Blessed Earthstrong ooooo wish you all the best there is in life and more world changing ideas.

Amen, thanks my supremost comrado, may u walk n never jantule.

Preciousify:
Happy birthday to you oga Segunk1.
May God do for you what no man can do.
Age with grace.
Have fun.

I say bigger Amen to this, thank u sweetheart.

Funtan:
Happy birthday Segunk1

thank u oga mi sir

sparkle4u:
Happy birthday segunk1

thanks dear.

Mustack:
all all protocor observed from north to south to east to west of the this NNF.
on behave of the acting president I and the entire cabinet we hereby declear today as talk as you wish day. there won't be any probing because a vibrant member is celebrating today.
happy birthday abulor segunk1

Compirm niggie, naso oya pls declare on my behalf, pls get cutestcuty84 to serve everyone 2plates of nkwobi n 5 bottles of origin each.
Cc: Abulor chriswazo, mrletsgo, knacker,uzeba etal.