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Jokes EtcRe: Will U Watch? by segunpc(m): 4:25pm On Mar 04, 2008
well i must say the doctor didn't loose anything though.
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by segunpc(m): 4:21pm On Mar 04, 2008
HONEY same to you cool
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by segunpc(m): 4:16pm On Mar 04, 2008
school
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by segunpc(m): 3:04pm On Mar 04, 2008
chancellor
Jokes EtcRe: Buckwheat And Dictation by segunpc(m): 1:43pm On Mar 04, 2008
mr.ituen i hope u know that u re my no.1 target for elimination?

so it will be beta u mind ya bizness cos lola ve pleaded for you.

so for others status quo remains.
Jokes EtcRe: Strange Lizard by segunpc(m): 1:37pm On Mar 04, 2008
KAI i suspect this lizard cos it looks like someone's d**k in nairaland but for the sake of reprisal and some personal reasons.

but i don warn my wife never to go to the beach to bath.

and my warning also goes to all ladies on nairaland.
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by segunpc(m): 1:18pm On Mar 04, 2008
I PROMISE to abide by all rules in kuvuki land so long i get the lion share of the babes there grin

and element will b my first lady plus lorlarh as standby babe.
Jokes EtcRe: Always Ask First! (pix Joke) by segunpc(m): 1:00pm On Mar 04, 2008
all join.

na why d guy fear na.

me wey i dey even dey plan to do folly without sex change[b] grin[/b]
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by segunpc(m): 9:48am On Mar 04, 2008
elements i want u to know that sauce has gave me a first class ticket and has promised to harbour me in one of his villas in kuvuki.

and as for the babes i need them not cos i ve u and lorlarh and i think d two of u will do.

am not that powerful to take on more than two ladies.

and ituen i welcome u back frm ya exile cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by segunpc(m): 9:40am On Mar 04, 2008
what do u tink will kill a gigolo?
Jokes EtcRe: Anger Management by segunpc(m): 9:23am On Mar 04, 2008
hmm what element?
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by segunpc(m): 9:06am On Mar 04, 2008
gold
Jokes EtcRe: Buckwheat And Dictation by segunpc(m): 9:03am On Mar 04, 2008
folly 10x so much ! i now understand the joke and pls don't 4get me in the year 2069(keyboard) wink

and clemcy am so tired of u cos u won't just left me arone and na so u spoil my show for lola.

no worry i knew wat to does to u angry

good joke
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by segunpc(m): 8:49am On Mar 04, 2008
elements i so much appreciate ya love towards me and the special treatment u re giving to me on board kuvuki land.

i promise to respect every part of those gems body and i ll only stick to u and lorlarh i promise.

but just in case carry like one packet of ruff riders each cos if d thing hold me i go hook anyhow o.

10x and i promise once again to b faithful to d tits and loyal to d asses[b] grin[/b]
SportsRe: The Best Nigerian Player In Europe? by segunpc(m): 5:00pm On Mar 03, 2008
mikel cos he plays in the biggest club
SportsRe: Club Or Country? by segunpc(m): 4:54pm On Mar 03, 2008
country
SportsRe: Philip Senderos Is The Best Defender In England. by segunpc(m): 4:52pm On Mar 03, 2008
philip senderous is one of the woes that ve hit the premiership
SportsRe: Kobe Bryant Or Lebron James by segunpc(m): 4:32pm On Mar 03, 2008
i ll go kobe bryant all the way.
SportsRe: Taylor Receives Death Threats After Tackle On Eduardo by segunpc(m): 4:30pm On Mar 03, 2008
he shld ve been ban for a season for the foul on eduardo.

he actually wanted to end the mans carrier.
SportsRe: Soccer: Aggressive Attitude Of French Players by segunpc(m): 4:25pm On Mar 03, 2008
u no even mention the one and only king cantona
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: The Galacticos (Real Madrid Fans Only) by segunpc(op): 4:20pm On Mar 03, 2008
oh wat a beautiful weekend it was for me.

watching real madrid vs recreativo and atletico vs barcelona simltaneously.

robinho did his magic again and kun aguero helped us destroy barcelona with their mouth.

that guy that hurt robben should be sanctioned heavily cos it was like he wanted to end robben's carrier!

halla madrid .

i ve roma's head in my hands ahead of the second leg tie.
Jokes EtcRe: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by segunpc(m): 4:07pm On Mar 03, 2008
read it sometimes ago and it got me laughing like hell

this is a tight joke

two thumbs up.
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by segunpc(m): 3:54pm On Mar 03, 2008
together
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by segunpc(m): 3:43pm On Mar 03, 2008
kai i can't wait to b on board kuvuki airways.

element and lorlarh are going to b my room-mates and am sure am gonna ve a good time there.

element pls and pls i must see that very girl beside in kuvuki cos the her tit is doing mejigbijigbi .

in fact i go live on it and am sure i ll get a lot of milk and grow fat and strong.

10x element.
Jokes EtcRe: This Pastor Has Guts! by segunpc(m): 3:33pm On Mar 03, 2008
if na naija dem go impeach the pastor.
Jokes EtcRe: Buckwheat And Dictation by segunpc(m): 3:24pm On Mar 03, 2008
it seeme evryone loved the joke but pls i no understand am make someone explain am to me o
Jokes EtcRe: Wanna See Some Funny Pics? by segunpc(m): 3:18pm On Mar 03, 2008
i am as muscular as those guys in the first pics.

only say i no dey like show my self.
Jokes EtcRe: Ever Wonder? by segunpc(m): 3:11pm On Mar 03, 2008
i ve seen it b4 but not it coloured letters though grin
Jokes EtcRe: An Amazing Discovery! by segunpc(m): 3:04pm On Mar 03, 2008
i would ve laughed if i understood the joke undecided
Jokes EtcRe: The Responsible Applicant by segunpc(m): 1:28pm On Mar 03, 2008
u try
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by segunpc(m): 1:20pm On Mar 03, 2008
lorlarh na why u dey yarn like this na?

why i no go like a place wey be say na free show.

and i want to beg for apology frm saucekid cos i don blast am not knowing i ll still NEED to visit his land.

pls forgive this harmless immigrant of urs and i promise to handle ya babes with kia grin
Jokes EtcRe: Cock And Bull Stories by segunpc(m): 10:50am On Mar 03, 2008
we will stick to the rule of law in nigeria.

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