₦airaland Forum

e dey do me gish gish

ekuro si ni alabaku ewa

ekuro is palm kernel

alabaku is dieing partner

ewa is beans

so my interpretation is tight[b] [/b]

or lola bo ni?

S- sweet

E- elegant

G- gorgeous

U- unique

N- nice

seun i have no tyme for weaklings

thank God u said seun.

but if u say segun kai the guy na revolver o.

nackson sef dey collect lecture frm me.

alabarin mi, ayun re n yun mi ni gbogbo igba, ekuro si ni alabaku ewa

this means;

my companion, it shall be well with u and i at all time, palm kernel will always die with beans

e no concern u!

u die first and see how ur funeral go be.

i go do everything for u free[b] [/b]

raymand u no get work!

u go still see hair for her forehead

she is funny but not all that hot!

i like both but if worse comes to worst i ll choose funso adeolu because na my town man[b] [/b]

just representing.

make all the ladies do me and i do una"man no go vex[b]". [/b]

pls this joke seems funny but pls some should explain it to me cos i no jaasi at all.

sorry o.

when i saw Nigeria i never knew other countries ve followed that is why i said corruption.

so frm zimbabwe.

harare

corruption

truly funny.

i must confess i love this. 10x

the line u called was ringing only u were not awake to answer it

sammy, plus homophobic and omo( all join)

Ghana

God really made a xtian out of the bear. because he blessed the food b4 eating[b] [/b]

dangerous joke!

just in case anybody wan die,

i be undertaker and i ve caskets that re so fine that u ll wish u re DEAD

ehn,

lola my question is just "i love u".

ashaby don add something else join am o.

whats it called in english o?

adjective?

make u and lola describe exactly how e dey do una maybe i fit help!

u never can tell[b] [/b]

these r mine;

gynophobia - women

ophidiophobia - snake

philophobia - love

cacophobia - ugliness

still counting .

but why no electricity because i dey fear am "well"

in case u don't it. This na true story[b] [/b]

kai ashaby don finish me o!

na which one be "gbile" inside love again?

am cool o my dear[b] [/b]

phat farm

well just in case una agree on anything make una no 4get me o!

cos am famished[b] [/b]

One day lolabbey went looking for clemcy at ikoyi only to know thru saucekid that clemcy has moved!

saucekid tried helping lolabbey get clemcy's new address to no avail!

he went to kronky's house

saucekid: "pls do u ve clemcy's new address"?

kronky: no !

he went to tessybaby's house;

saucekid:" pls do u ve clemcy's new address"?

tessybaby: " no " !

saucekid now went to lola and said i ve tried but it seems nobody knows clemcy's new address and lolabbey said "

thank u sir, u ve tried enough i really appreciate ur effort". She then left and after walking about 500metres saucekid

ran up to her and said " some few minutes after u left folly came around so i aked him if he knows clemcy's new location

but he said" no " . So i decided to come and tell u.

grade A joke.

its funny but not so funny not to talk of sooooooooooooooooooooo funny[b] [/b]

thanks tessybaby!

lola we ve almost 200 languages in Nigeria!