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i didn't read anything here o

infact i didn't visit here

hmmm oluwasegun,

tak am ezy oo

tell ituen to stay off nitty. shikena

or else ,

yes he can!

he is getting everyone to his side now!

he has clearly won the washington primaries overwhelmingly and overtook bill and hillary.

so y not?

mccan is facing a really tough opposition in obama.

shikena.

well i can see u two are one of a kind!

if i evetually miss nightnurse?

ituen i'm the 2nd guy on the line!

good one

*but between me and u i no read am at all*

lol[b] [/b]

benjay i be no wan answer u but sicne they release u frm san quentin your brain don rust

bang[b] [/b]

like bomb . what a blow? i hope u survive am benjay.

kai

the cameraman no waste time at all[b] [/b]

Diskette

the fear of God is the beginning of wiz

so lola has switched 2 Ituen. Tufe, see your life

thank God no b only me catch them.

i ve a good case against ituen of his infidelity to nightnurse[b] [/b]

wow!!! am getting closer to the woman of my dream.

ituen i ve reported u and ur babalawo to d police[b] [/b]

GOD don catch una.

by the time am thru with u , ur left leg too go dey move along with the rest of ur body[b] [/b]

maybe i need to put up posters and flyers in Nairaland to tell these young riff raffs to steer clear and stay clear away from my women

i beg ur prado.

what do u mean by that?

why r u bragging and all.

and 4 d records i no fear u o!

@Segun

Wetin u think say u dey do?

Make u just end am for there

ituen na wa for u o!

na only u dem do beta thing for?

lets hear frm the horses mouth just like lolabbey said.

u wan come use veto power. bros e no go work[b] [/b]

i prefer that maradona solo goal to that of zidane,as far as football is concern that goal was the greatest goal .

but plenty footballers ved scored more beautiful goals than that of maradona!

take ronaldo de lima when he was barcelona, george weah in ac milan, messi in barcelona ,ronaldinho in barca and psg so its not the best as far as soccer is concerned!

why is Clem Ohameze there? i don't beleive

bros the man wowo

well let me complete am but the rest na for nightnurse .

i love the way she dey wink her eye.

so,

H- u re my honey

I - U re innocuos(dove)

J - U sweet like juice.

K - U kill me softly

L - U re love itself

M - U re marvellous

N - U re nightnurse

O - U re ouch(outstanding)

P - U re pretty

Q - U re the queen of my heart

R - U re right for me.

S - So special

T - U re tantalizing

U - U re unbelievably

V - U re a virtuous woman

W - There is no better person to define the word WONDERFUL with!

X - I ll handle u like a xylophone(mild and gentle)

Y - saying YES not with skye bank but with u!

Z- just like a zebra u re beautiful.

i hope that with this few point of mine i ve been able to convince u of my true love

ituen me gat a question.

why is both ur hands and ur right leg is moving but ur left leg is relatively dead

choices

guys,

zidanes goal against bayer levekusen in the champs league final

& maradonas goal against england in mexico '86

which do u think is the best?

Abeg make we hear word for here jooooooo!!! Barca is definitely going to win the league this year

romeo or did u call urself juliet!

sevilla 1 - barcelona 1

real madrid 7 - valladollid 0.

real madrid is 8 points ahead of barcelona now.

u don't expect us to break valladolids head b4 u award the league title to us.

and as galatico said we re going to win the champios league.

kai na wa o

i ask say na who tight pass inside 2pac and biggie but all i dey get na 2pacs rhymes.

she una no wan vote for notorious b.i.g ?

if so , i retrieve my vote for 2pac and give it to amaru shakur.

rotflmao that i started

good one

na why i no dey the movie

A mans house is on fire so he immediately runs outside and after walking for about one kilometer in order to get a signal on his mobile phone finally called the Nigerian fireservice.

Caller; Hello, Hello please I need help, my house is on fire
Fireman; Where do you live sir
Caller; No. 2 Vincent street off kingdom highway
Fireman; We don't know that address
Caller; Please its not difficult to locate, just come to kingdom highway my wife will be waiting for you there
Fireman; In that case, is the road to your street tarred because the shock absorbers on our truck are not good
Caller; The road is manageable please hurry.
Fireman; O.k what about water?
Caller; I don't understand
Fireman; Do you have a borehole in your compound??
Caller; Yes, please come now
Fireman; What about light??
Caller; Light for what?
Fireman; Light to pump the water
Caller; Why would you need to pump water, my house is burning
Fireman; Cos there is no light here to pump water into our truck, so we would just use your own water.
Caller; O.k please come already
Fireman; I'm sorry we will not be able to make it after all, because I have just been informed that the driver is currently queueing at Oando filling station to buy fuel.
Caller; I DON DIE!!
Fireman; Please sir we advise that you to please move as far away from the house and start praying for rain to fall. have a merry christmas sir.

THANX ESS u got me and my colleague laughing our asses off

wash

I think r kelly sings better !

but e be like say na usher raymond fine pass!

sorry just my view[b]. [/b]

i ll love to slap clem ohaneze for acting romantic movies instead of acting as an herbalist.

and i ll be the luckiest guy if i could give materrazzi a lightening slap for fucking up with zidane[b] [/b]

kai the poster no get work to do[b] [/b]

but na why u go dey compare gabrielle union with genevieve ?

abeg no let me come flash u slap o[b] [/b]

i don't think we are that ugly in nigeria instead u put it as the celebrity that is less attractive.

ok i agree with kelame[b] [/b]

lets say the less attractive celebrities.

am sorry to ve said ugly[b] [/b]

corner kick

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Re: If You Had The Chance To Date An Artist, Who Wil It Be?
« #25 on: June 12, 2007, 09:38 PM »

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enrique iglesias,

if eveseh catch u!

well in advance i cry for.

u know as i b womanizer[b] [/b] . i go like date them all together and they are as follows;

sola kosoko (like that babe)

grace amah (like her too)

eva mendes (just can't explain)

beyonce knowles ( dig her)

j lo (just hot)

omotola jalade ekeinde (liked her since i was a kid)

etc

n.b but my number one because she is near me i'll say[b] sola kosoko[/b]" i just hope jide kosoko go gree make we tie the knot

yeah !

seen him in borne identity and 50 cents get rich or die trying .

i heard he is in lost but am yet to watch it.

and i also want to see the wentworth guy i heard he good.