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This is bad. i dont think there is any gain in what he was doing than sexual starvation

Excellent post, could have been only better if you had included pics under each name.

My thought as well, for better identification.

Beautiful twin, they will not die young in Jesus name.

mistarsam:
i remember dis one vividly. it wasn't really in the league of 'bad'things but just a pointer to d fact that karma is a biatch.
it happened that a test tube given to my group got cracked unknowingly during quantitative analysis while I was handling the test tube. i carefully placed it down and we all pretended as if nothing happened.
as karma will start its work, it was discovered and our practical manuals were placed aside from the rest.

i didn't see my manual wen it was distributed so i went to make a complain.

that was wen i found out wat really happened. i was told that the test tube had to be replaced ASAP cos the scores will be recorded that day which translates to automatic carryover if nothing was done.

i didn't know how to locate my group members cos i was doin d course as a carryover course (i failed the course the first time due to ill health) with my juniors. i was even perplexed that none of the oda group members were oblivious of the situation at hand

d only option left was to replace d test tube. my brodas and sistas that was how i rushed into town to get one at my own expense cos na to disown me for house remain o if i fail common practical course twice.

Sorry boss.

This is too bad by a staff of a very respected commission like EFCC, though sexual urge is a respecter of no commission, agency or personality.

They will still be finally caught.




All day for the thief.....one for the owner

Every women have different body physiology, so that statement cant be true

Oma307:
Yahaya Bello of kogi state

What of James Faleke of Okun state.



@Topic: Ambode of Lagos state started on a good ground.

I command quick recovery on you in Jesus name.

People like us in a holy relationship and courting a true daughter of God dont have to panic about all these fake sexual materials.




#Virgintillmarriage.

It will be good if everybody is satisfy with how God create them.

This is serious.




End Time is fast approaching

Happy Married life.

Teach your child the way he should go....

Also in Tanzania? I thought they said Nigerians are the only set of people that do commit crime in the world

Funny joke

This is very bad for a company that was not established for a political purpose.

It is more of maturity and ability to take responsibility than age.


Base on age, 24-25 for a lady and 28-32 for a man

sainty2k3:
is this Hon.success of liberal movement. Lautech?

Good morning brother, are you a Ladokite? this is Senator James (AEE Ex-President 09/10), Liberal Movement. what set are you?

See as the cowards that hate student unionism before are using this medium to advocate for the cancellation of unionism on campus, forgetting what our over possesive institution authorities can do. I pray they get favoured. God bless student unionism

Aluta continua..... Victoria ascerta

Congratulation to the family. Every women no matter how holy or spiritual they are will always want to have their own child/children as an inheritance.

Local flight? I agree.
International flight in the US? I beg to disagree.


The fine of that aviation company by US government will be enough to buy a brand new aeroplane.

tosyne2much:
I will surely register my presence on a thread like this. Rapmoney, nice write-up and thanks for the mention


Ladies who play hard-to-get are usually dumb skull, flirt, gold-diggers, delusional, indecisive, re.tard, arrogant, pompous, proud and full of over-bloated ego. These people don't know what they want in life. However, their decisions are usually based on the appraisal and interest of their so called friends which land many of them into late or failed marriage. Yoruba adage says "only a foolish person smells what he knows he will not eat


Lemme quickly add mine


*clears throat*

5. Guys with high self esteem

Guys who hold themselves in high self esteem don't go about gracing the floor just to have a lady playing one yeye hard to get. As for me, I have no atom of regard for ladies who act as if every potential suitor should be treated and screened like Multina Dance Hall Audition. I will smh 4 such a lady for being indecisive, I will therefore lose my respect for her and my chase for her will dwindle afterwards


6. Handsome Dudes

I have noticed that only below average looking guys (I don't want to use the word ugly) that usually force themselves on ladies. Since they don't look good and attractive, they withstand any poo and are always acting like a puppet even if a lady treats them like Dangote bag of cement. But when a dude is very handsome, swagful, sophisticated, wears good clothings and perfume, his market value will increase, so your hard-to-get will only haunt you

7. Nairaland Moderators

If you play hard-to-get to people like Lalasticlala, Mynd44 and Obinoscopy, I'm sorry your dad will end up placing you on OLX. This is because they've got so many nairaland babes at the tip of the fingers, so dem no get time


Guys let's do a survey


Click Like if you detest ladies who waste your time by playing hard-to-get, otherwise, click Share

Nice one brother. Hope this your survey is not another marketting strategy for likes. God is watching you in 3D.

Tell them about your self starting from your name, but concentrate on your personality related to the job.

I dont just understand the generation of Youths we are, no wonder older ones are not considering us for any good thing.

I may or may not believe the pictures, but going by the media report, i think everybody will agree with me that news of Boko haram bombing has reduced drastically.

ikbnice:
In the Bible, Jesus broke some laws:

1. He first broke the law of biology by coming to this world through a virgin. If you ask a doctor they will tell you it is impossible.


2. He broke the law of chemistry by turning water to wine.


3. He broke the law of physics by walking on sea.


4. He broke the law of economics by feeding 5,000 people with just 5 loafs and 2 fishes.


5. He also disagreed to mathematics which say 1+1+1 = 3 instead he said 1+1+1 is equal to 1 ( TheTrinity ).


6. He broke the law of nature, he died and came back alive.


And He shall break any law binding you down for a miraculous turn-around for greatness. click LIKE if you believe.

The post with the highest number of likes i ever seen on Nairaland. 1574. To God be the Glory

torbie:
you can take this away from funaab, indeed the institution is a world class university with serene environment for learning...
am proud to be a graduate of funaab..
#rep colamrud
#rep Aefm..

Whao! Its nice meeting you. i'm currently a Masters student in Aefm.

ProdigyLoco:
reppin' funaab, but this strike is a biatch tho

Is FUNAAB on strike? I thought the school is just on vacation since last year September. No wonder we the Post graduate students are yet to resume new session since October last year.



I can't wait to finish my program this year.

Dangote's daughter cheated on
me and you say I should break
up? Don't you know that Love is
all about forgiveness.

Beloved sisters in the Lord, if
your boyfriend can finish 5 loafs
of bread and 2 fishes; you are
dating 5000 people.

How can a pastor be preaching
about charity and put a
password on Church WIFI?

One stone is enough to break a
glass, one word is enough to
break a heart, one second is
enough to fall in love BUT Why is
one chapter not enough to pass
exams?

They say "One good turn
deserves another" One bad turn
nko, wat happens to it?

When you see a couple in Nigeria
outside @night staring at the moon,
It's either NEPA (Nigeria's
Electricity company) took the
light or
they are waiting for the smell of
the insecticide to subside.

I just saw a Tricycle (Keke Napep)
with an inscription "Trust No
woman" I have a feeling that that guy
once had a Range Rover.

If you want to change the world,
do it now that you are still
single, because when you get
married, you can't even change
the T.V station...




Culled from Whatsapp.
TGIF

I will not eat until i see BOSCH phone here. Good old days.

jpphilips:
@OP

Sex for 16yr olds is a crime against the body and for Nigerian families that still perceive sex education as a sacrilege I will not advise that.
I assume that most opinions on this board resonate around that age range so I think the misconception is well understood.

One bingo a couple of comments up was actually begging a stranger to disvirgin him that pretty shows that most comments here should not be taken seriously.
For the sake of everyone having an opinion however dumb, only kids lay emphasis on virginity, the bad news is; KIDS DONT MARRY, so finish school, make good money then you are free to go on virgin hunting with your tight schedule, thank God for Nigerian employers and how generous they are with time, and for the entrepreneurs, the business climate is competitive enough for a grown @rse man to be virgin hunting.

Something must be said here, most of you who are virgin crazy have never had one, Most of the disvirgined were once virgins yet someone dumped their @rse when reality came calling.
The few who are virgins are looking for insurance and think that a man who has worked hard will commit to them because they managed to preserve a piece of their waist, never mind they are at liberty to give Bj's, b00bs sucking, thigh fvcking and in some cases Anal sex, news flash; Men aint stvp!d.
Any man who makes that mistake is stvp!d and the so called virgin will have his stvp!dity to contend with in marriage. Ask some married women how s!lly the men they have at home is, well, I don't blame the men, I blame the women who made s!lly rules that attracted s!lly men into their lives.
The only insurance a woman has is;

Sex education
Good education
Sound upbringing
Sound family background.

If the only certificate you wield coming into a man's home is a piece of your waist, then may experience teach you better.
While the women bother about how cheap they will become after having sex, do you guys have any idea how miserable you appear when you beg for basic things a child from a home should have? when you virtually resort to survive on the magnanimity of friends and well wishers, you are cheaper or something worse.

Can you please expantiate what you mean by this statement because i'm proud of my spouse's virginity....... i always like to learn from people's knowledge and experience:


"Any man who makes that mistake is stvp!d and the so called virgin will have his stvp!dity to contend with in marriage. Ask some married women how s!lly the men they have at home is, well, I don't blame the men, I blame the women who made s!lly rules that attracted s!lly men into their lives".


s!lly men in what aspect? is it in se.xual intercourse?