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They will claim Africa's love

God help you sir.

Please where are they charging their phone during this period? also where are they sleeping or is it a day and night journey?

Played it a lot but never win the boss.

Still searching for the animals sharing classroom with the students

wisdomhuz:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/ngf-crises-ends-as-govs-adopt-amaechi-as-winner-of-2013-election/


Pix: NGF MEETING: From left: Governor Idris Wada of Kogi State; Governor Aliyu Babangida of Niger State; Chairman, Nigerian Governors’ Forum, NGF, and Rivers State Governor, Chief Rotimi Amaechi; Governor Godswill Akpabio of Akwa Ibom State and other governors addressing newsmen shortly after the third meeting of the NGF, in Abuja, yesterday. Photo: Gbemiga Olamikan.

Wrong things just get how they adjust themselves by default after someone's failure and success

The Large hall with grown up students, reminds me of 1500 lecture hall.

God bless this Moses of our time.

AdoraAmadi:


http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/05/this-is-how-you-know-someone-that-has.html

I have some questions pertaining to this executive toilet. Please can someone drink the remaining water from this type of executive toilet? Will the defecate from this toilet smell? patiently waiting...

Yet to hear it offline. I thought some people that was in the room when she got pregnant said its just 7 months. waiting for the true information

The soldiers........ claiming they are going on a long journey, I don't know may be they are the one fighting Boko haram in Sanbisa forest.

Ishilove:
http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/05/not-quite-long-ago-pupils-went-to.html

Seriously?? According to oral history, western style clothes only came into the present day Delta state as recently as the 1930s, but even at that it is surprising that two decades after, kids went to school butt naked. In a bid for the European imperialists to sell their manufactured products, foreign textile materials and sewing machines were imported into the country, and the presence of these products made it possible for people in Delta, Ukwuaniland for example, to take up tailoring as an occupation. Before then, the Onicha-Ukwuani people were weavers of the local cloth called 'nchichi or 'ukor ogbolu,' a kind of cover cloth. This cloth is small in size, made of cotton and tied around the body. This was their mode of dressing before the influx of western style fashion which stifled the local industry.

At the risk of anachronism (judging past events using contemporary standards), I am seriously wondering why these children were not covered with nchichi before being shipped off to school. I can see one little boy at the extreme right who is the only one not in his birthday suit.

All so note that majority of the kids in the photo are male, unlike now when the opposite is the case. How times have truly changed.

Thank God for civilization in Nigeria.

Let me take it to Lab to test if its romantic.


waiting for the result.........

ozoigbondu:
GEJ my hero!!!!Wike my role model!!!

Fayose your.......!!!!!

osile2012:
[size=15pt]like i said, its not just about party,The national cake has become smaller.[/size]

and the man at the helm of affairs

osile2012:
1, Real Estate
Corruption influenced the high rise in the value of property in Nigeria. An area is mapped out and once politicians pick interest in the area, the value of property rises rapidly for no reason. Land that is worth 1.5m, the moment a politician comes and buys for 10m and starts building a mansion, every other land owner in the area starts selling from 10m upwards.The same goes to buildings. A politician sees a house he or she likes, the seller increases the price by 10 and the politician buys. Then every other property around the area is on the rise.

As the new administration takes over,politicians will reduce their spending.They will now be more interested in managing their loot wisely and no more buying properties anyhow for themselves and their girl friends, because they wont have access to funds to steal. This will affect the sales of property, as there will be more properties for sale and less buyers.

Even the politicians who are the target of estate investors will have to sell theirs to maintain their life style. Remember they have drivers, cooks, security and kids who are studying abroad. People who have raw cash, will buy properties for less than the actual value. A house that is selling for 20m can be bought for 10m. Because the true value of the land in those areas will surface. When you call unimaginable prices for properties, even the politicians will ignore you.

2, Contractors
By contractors, i mean road and building contractors. The budget of the ministry of works has been slashed by more than 50%. This means that fewer roads and houses will be built. Maintenance will even be reduced as the budget would hardly pay salaries . So Contractors will have to find an alternative source of funding .

3, Interior decor and furniture
As politicians invest less in property and govt invest less in housing, there will be less houses to furnish. Those importing expensive furniture that they sell to govt at inflated prices will reduce the stock they order, before they end up using it themselves.

4, Rental services
This invloves businesses that rent different types of equipements. Tractors, buldozers etc. With fewer contracts awarded, who will rent the equipments ? Even those who are into rental of events stuff, like chairs and canopy are not left out. Politicians and those who benefit from the corrupt system will go low key. So if they use to rent 10000 chairs and canopies during events, they might cut it down to 2000 now. They are no longer in power so they now spend from their pokcet and not that of govt. Those newly elected wont see so much money either like the previous administration .

5, Event planners
Those involved in event management, who plan big events and make millions from govt and politicians. The only thing i can tell you is to use your tongue to count your teeth. You have seen the president elect drinking tea with N30 millo abi? You will know the kind of events to plan for this administration .

6 Hospitality Industry
They will be affected seriously because gone are the days politicians will want to sitout and have fun, they will find one name and call the meeting. Taking up all the rooms in a hotel, eating everything with women from the purse of the govt. There will be less of such extravagant spending. Politicians that use to carry 10 girls and stay in the most expensive rooms, will begin looking for the cheaper rooms.

7 Car dealers
They will feel the heat. Imagine calling a politician who use to buy 10 pieces latest mercedes cars and give to people, and he tells you to help him find buyer for the one u sold to him last that he needs the money. There will even be less escort cars, as politicians who used 20 hilux cars might limit to 2 or 3. God help you.

8, Runs girls
You people are already complaining that the sugar chairmen are becoming stingy because of election. Now that most have lost, you will see the real stingyness. They will begin to appreciate their wives. Those that use to dash u 100,000 a night, might start to pay 10k. And if you say you wont take, hunger will kill you.

9. Human Hair delears
Anything that affects politicians affects runs girls, and anything that affects runs girls will affect human hair dealers. So you have to find alternative and more economic hair(Horse hair,Goat hair,Sheep hair or even chicken hair ).Because the runs girls have tight budget now.

10 .Boutiques
Those selling real expensive stuff will feel it too. As the politicians will be more interested in children school fees abroad, diesel for generator 24hrs, maintenance of the luxury houses they live in than clothes. The runs will spend less too. U dont expect a girl who use to make 100k a night and now getting 10k to buy a gown of 40k. Even tonto dike is now buying replica(fake) designers and refuse to pay ooo.
This one people are beginning to trek anyhow, i hope transportation wont be affected lol.

Well i will stop here, but one thing is sure. Save your cash, you will be surprised at what you will be able to buy with little. You might be able to buy a mansion with 1.5m .
Finally, Those that put their trust in GOD will not be put to shame. There might be scarcity of funds, but the children of the most high will not lack.

Is this a joke or a serious matter? because i was laughing uncontrollably to some of your statements. Anyway it will only affect those people that deal with government agents and politicians. No shaking for my people in Yaba market Lagos, Gbagi market Ibadan, Asokoro market Abuja, my great people in Aba, Onitsha e.t.c.

vheMa:
Friendplantain I don't get your 1st joke pls,I really wish 2 understand it. Y he gv am $5?

Meaning he just asked a question he himself did not know the answer to. So when the man asked him back he has forgotten that that is the same question that won him $500, so he just pay him $5 for a question he didn't know the answer to as agreed.

Are you cleared?

wtfCode:
what of the 2 church at the back of my house.
They're always on competition of who makes noise pass...no one wanna hear what the other one is preaching.

They will back it up with the bible passage that "Blind Bartholomew shouted Jesus son of David have mercy on me". You will hear something like Shout and let Heaven hear your voice, the person with the loudest amen is the person God will answer first etc.

May God delivers Africans from Religion ignorance.

I saw 5 and 7 after checking few of other peoples comments.

How will someone feel, after studying under this condition to end it on the street of Lagos looking for job 5 years after service.

Zoning or no zoning, I just pray able hands are chosen for key positions.

He would have just changed the signature from the blackberry Q10 to his company username. But its too odd to be sacked for that single act.

One man out of 170,000,000 is a huge difference. I just pray Buhari delivers so that he can shut people like this up.

The end is fast approaching, that many may not even get married before the trumpet will sounds, talk more of having children. I have to move more closer to my creator.

mhizpeaarl:
Please leave my Pastor alone and stop reading unnecessary meanings into things

Please help me to ask them, who asked GEJ to kneel down and David Cameron to stand?


I thought it was their choices.

These kids are even too serious, by now i know my shirt(uniform) must be around 2 kilometers away from where i will be playing football.



My greatest source of Joy is what you just mention.

Good information. It will surely help

Can anyone tell me the advantage(s) of high heels at the first instance.

abduljabbar4:
I just remembered this sentece:
No vacancy in Aso rock

You forgot to add "till 2019"

RIP to this outstanding and distinguish Late Senator of the Federal republic of Nigeria, one of the longest serving Senator, who hails from Abia state.

FreeGlobe:
As usual the south west agreeing naturally to play second fiddle to masters up north. lol

May be because we have Vice president. Happy weekend to you dear.

Lushcream:
Bukola Saraki should get the position of Senate President. It is not a birth right of Benue ....

Bukola Saraki is capable and mature for that position.