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OZAOEKPE:
"I must marry a virgin ijn".

I pray you are lucky like me. I dont believe that a mature lady of 26years can still abstain in this our corrupt society. I cant wait to commission her next year. Its true that God have the best for his children.......... i can now boldly say that i'm not a fool for keeping myself all these while.

Should we just assume that there is no answer to the so called lunch game after 4 days? because you have turned it to Yoruba version of NL chat room.



Happy Sunday to you all.

tuoyoojo:
Nice one

Wat is d code for the one stuffed with fufu....lol

The code: Do not intend to buy iphone6 for #10,000 under bridge.














I'm i clear?

abrahambest:
As a graduate who came very close to finishing with a first class in engineering, I can easily identify errors that cost students the prestigious first class degree. I made one or two of these mistakes. Over the span of five years that I spent in the university, I saw lots of people make the same mistakes outlined here. Many brilliant students start with the initial dream of graduating with a first class, only to end up struggling to even finish with a 2.1. Obtaining a first class takes a great deal of hardwork, consistency, intelligence but most importantly discipline. Commit these errors and your chances of getting a first class will be very slim if not nil.

1. Womanizing – This is not about having a committed girlfriend in school which can even be very distracting. This is referring to keeping strings of girlfriends while in school, or pursuing anything in skirt. I am not speaking for or against womanizing in school. But womanizing is the quickest way of ensuring that your dream of graduating with a first class vanishes into thin air as your attention towards your academic studies will be greatly divided.


2. Not starting well – Except UNIBEN which notably operates CGPA system that is based on percentage depending on undergraduate level, all other universities operate a cumulative system based on credit load of individual courses. Most first class graduates build a solid foundation in the first 2 years in school. Thereafter, they ensure they do not fall below the boundary. Not having a high CGPA in your first 2 years means that you will not have any buffer during tough academic times, as the going may get tougher as you progress and your CGPA may become progressively lower. Your academic standing after your first 2 years can make or mar your chances of graduating with a first class. In addition, having a high CGPA may help build you gain respect amongst students or even lecturers who may be careful when marking your scripts so as not to make mistakes.


3. Placing less significance on small unit courses – Yes, some courses may carry smaller credit units but they count. Such courses may be electives and general courses. Cumulate all those courses and you will surprised about how big the effect can be. Every ‘A’ grade matters especially if you just on the edge, and there may be moments when it is the smaller unit courses that keep you above the boundary. One of the critical moments that defined my final CGPA was a 2-unit course that dropped my CGPA from a potential 4.51 to a 4.47 in my penultimate semester.


4. Not studying hard enough – I need not say much about this. Studying hard does not necessarily mean spending long hours reading in classes. Studying hard involves studying with high level of intensity and depth within a study period. The difference between a first class student and others is the attention to detail when studying. I use myself as an example. I remember that eventhough I sometimes spent hours reading, I was always too lazy to solve sample problems. In many cases, I overestimated my level of assimilation. I sometimes got away with it in exams but it cost me a few important A’s which would have made significant differences in my final CGPA.


5. Not taking internship and project work seriously – SIWES (internship) is mainly for science and engineering students. Internship has a combined credit load of about 12 – 15 units depending on the course and the institution. Imagine what damage a ‘B’ can do a first class student! You don’t necessarily have to work for a top company as an intern. Sloppiness in filling log books, poorly written internship report, and inadequate preparation towards defense of industrial attachment are enough to cost you an ‘A’ grade.

Project and practical works also carry significant credit load as well. Practical work can be particularly tedious, and undisciplined students can be lax about it.


6. Allowing the opinion of mediocre students influence you – Average students will always be negative about their academic environment. They will talk about how tough it is to graduate with a 2.1 much less a first class. They will complain about how tough the courses or the lecturers are. They will remind you about the failure rate in the past. They will play the victim when they fail exams. They will congratulate themselves on how ‘lucky’ they are to escape a carryover with an E grade. They will continually demonize the school environment and their department. They will never say anything but positive things about the school. They will criticize everyone but themselves. Feed your mind with such thoughts from them and kiss goodbye to your dreams of graduating with a first class.


7. Not seeking help / information – Not seeking information can be harm your chances of finishing with a first. Information gathering is important in the pursuit of a first class. Having the right set of past questions, exam materials, handbooks, textbooks, etc. matters a lot. Most Nigerian lecturers have different handbooks, textbooks or online materials they are comfortable with. They often set exams from these handbooks and textbooks. First class students are aware of these and sought to get the necessary information.

Forget secondary school days when you can be completely independent and isolated. In the university, you will likely encounter academic challenges one way or the other, you matter how good you are. You will need the help of others who are equally good. Build high walls around you and it’s almost a certainty that you won’t graduate with a first class.


8. Helping others during exams – I have seen and read about how potential first class students make this mistake that can deprive them of not just their dream grade but their entire aspiration. A lot of people look up to first class students to help them during exams, not minding the distraction it may cost them. Some even make monetary requests for first class students to write exams on their behalf. Time after time, brilliant students keep falling for this trap without thinking of the consequence of being expelled or rusticated.

In many cases, first class students already have good reputations amongst their fellow students and lecturers, and being caught teaching in exams can soil that reputation.


9. Not attending classes – I have seen many that graduate with 2.1 that ‘stabbed’ classes on a regular basis. But I am yet to see or hear of a genuine first class student/graduate that deliberately missed classes frequently at least in their last 2 years of study. They attend classes because 1) They want to listen to the salient points made by the lecturers so that they can understand better and prepare well for tests and exams. Attending classes is one way of getting information 2) First class students are perceived to represent the department and generally have a good image. Not attending classes can damage their reputation 3) Many lecturers take attendance seriously and allocate marks to attendance 4) There can be impromptu tests and classworks during classes.

You want to graduate with a first class but you keep skipping classes? Then think twice.


10. Not taking care of your health– Some, in the bid to get a first class, spend almost all their time and energy reading. They are always in class reading or attending one tutorial or the other, and they often do overnight reading not minding the fact that their body needs to be catered for. Consequently, they experience frequent health breakdowns, and this can cause serious setbacks in their dream to achieve a first class. Nothing can be more frustrating that falling ill in an academic session. Wanting to have a first class does not mean that you cannot eat well, rest when necessary, relax, play games and manage stress. Nurture your health. Health is wealth


source: http://www.jarushub.com/students-10-mistakes-that-can-cost-you-first-class-degree/

Good points!!!

Igbos want to move out of Nigeria
Yoruba sometimes threatened to break away from Nigeria, does that means that Hausa owns Nigeria?



Proudly Omo Oduduwa.

Wonderful pictures.

Happy Sunday, you said it is 3 row seat and i cant see the picture of the third row. I think what you mean is that there is another seat at the back of the seat at the back of the driver.

Its too bad. Please run for your dear life.

jazinogold:
hmmm


op u fit gatecrash the ministerial screening! u mite be lucky to take a bow and leave

Bros you wicked no be small, do you want him to replace Ameachi or Fasola? Anyway your comment is a good stress reliever.




@op. I also thought like this during my time, my advice is that you should go back home but start planning to leave soon, i pray you will be more lucky than me that stayed in my father's house for just 4 months after NYSC. Success story soon.

Youngsage:


doesn't look like an educated spacebooker or is he? lmao

does he?

6 blocks, without counting those i didnt see.

Can I know why this post lack comments?
anyway, i did this as a kid.

This is a good enterprise, keep it up.

awesomesossy:
Freshness of face ...wow dis is a first mehn........


Na to rush marry b dat na [color=#770077][/color]..

Yes ooooo. I pray God will grant you your heart desire.







On behalf of Seun and other senior citizens here, i say you are welcome to NAIRALAND

shangodele:
apology to kogi west senatorial district

Special apology to Okun-Yoruba where he came from. Though I like him for being outspoken.

topefisayo:
Been an outsourced staff in Operations for over five years ain't a joke. Despite been a degree holder.

Its really painful, though your salary may be more than a permanent staff of a small company. How much is your salary and how much is the company deducting?




Please how presentable are all those Chartered certificate? chartered bankers, chartered risk managers etc.

timawoku:
These are my 7 weirdest things that we exhibit in churches...

1) The act of 'sleeping without closing your eyes' ; I learnt this act many years ago, especially in churches where the ushers are very stubborn and keep tapping you every time you shut your eyes. This act can only be done by Pros. It requires you making your eyes being wide open, but your body in deep sleep. The only problem here is that pray you don't get called upon by the pastor to answer a question, a friend of mine whose name is emmanuel was practicing the act one vigil night when our pastor (who was about starting another round of prayer) shouted 'God of Emmanuel!', my friend Jolted back to reality on hearing 'emmanuel', stood up and said (in a very loud tone) 'sir, I am listening'. I couldn't help the laughter that day and the look on his face was worse than Mr Ibu's.

2) The Church 'Madmathecian'; if you get extremely bored in church, you tend to; firstly, look around you to check if any familiar face is around you, then, ultimately, you turn into a 'madmathecian' by counting things in the church nobody asked you to count. You start counting the number of fans, how many chairs are in church, the number of choir members, etc. When it gets extremely worse is when you start calculating how much the church receive in terms of Member's tithe. Or how much different members might drop as tithe. By this time, you are no longer in the church, neither would you ever understand what the pastor is saying even if he keeps repeating himself. Smh for you.

3) The 'Lookozade'; this act is the most common by church goers, it requires you to look as if you are paying apt attention to what the preacher is saying, while your mind can wander of... Very often than not, your mind can wander of to something quite sinful (sex, alcohol, etc) only for you to remind yourself of being in the house of God, trying to be attentive to what the preacher is saying once again, and go back to the beginning by 'lookozading' some more! You for no kuku come church sef.

4[b]) African time;[/b] this occurs when a church extends it closing time in a service, I like to call it 'overtime'. For instance, a church is billed to close by 1 pm, just some few minutes after the 'supposedly' closing time you hear announcement of something like 'we will now go into our thanksgiving sunday program', some people fit faint sef. It happened once to a friend of mine whom I dragged to church and assured him we would close by 12, after 12 like this he was staring at me with a killer's eyes, by 1 the pastor announced that the kids were to present something to the church (as per children's day), this my guy eyes done red finish, he was headed outside when I rushed to him to plead he stayed for the grace. The worse part was immediately after service, na beer parlor my guy rush go straight. Smh for some people.

5) 'deceitful humming'; this is done during praise worship. Every body else seems to know the song very well except you!, you no fit carry last na! Hum away my friend,just pray they change the song to the ones you know soonest!

6) Being 'alone' in the church; this happened to me once, when we were told to stand up and pray, me I dey hammer the prayer sotay, I did not hear when the pastor told everyone to sit down, after a while, as I no hear pastor again, I just open one eye discover say the whole world done siddon and na only me dey pray! This salary matter sha! You might end up being alone in the church if you don't open your eyes and look around you. Professional church goers always shine their eyes even when you are told not to

[b]7)Lusting after a beautiful member; [/b]if there is a beautiful church member that is your taste right beside you, then satan done catch you for that day! You end up being self conscious all through, your thoughts leave the church and goes into your bedroom with the girl/guy, you first start to steal glances, from there your mind advances to strike a conversation or meeting, somehow for you as satan dey dance shoki for your life.


If you do any of this then Somehow for you!

Please add yours, I done try na!

God bless you for this post. especially 'na only you waka come prayer moment'

Alexebo:
hw pple use dea own perfume "fuu..fuu' finish........hw dey use oda pple perfume " fuuuuuuuuuuu faaaaaaaaa fuuuuuuu faaa fuuuu......until d owner forcefully grabs it

it is called "Lasting Impression"

StephanieEzeh:
Rubbish post op. Men can't do without sex? Get that to ur skull!

This may be correct about married men, but not all single men can't do without sex before marriage.








Thank God for few of us with the special grace.

why must visitors eat food remain when served, even if it cannot feed a 2 years old baby? does it have any moral implication?



Wondering Out Loud (WOL)

greatambassador1@gmail.com

Many of those girls with there mosquito brain will be aborting pregnancy as frequent as ASUU strike.

Is this our modern zoo? What do you expect when our government has finished demolishing all our tourist centre in the name of development.

adebayor1490:
Give d boss 3 thunderous slap........ he chop craze?

I thought we usually use thunderous to qualify Haleluyah in Church and revival. I will like to watch not experience that type of thunderous slap.

Dharniel:
Not a big deal. I think you should listen to Vladimir Putin the president of Russia or Kim Jong-un the president of North Korea when they speak or give public addresses, then you'll know buhari's english is better. The fact that buhari has a poor accent doesn't mean he can't speak good english.

PDP followers just be hating on buhari anyhow.

Ride on baba.
#sai_buhari...

now, before anybody else would quote me and start to remind me that Russia and North Korea are not english speaking countries, take a chill pill. i was only comparing them to buhari with respect to their accent.

Whao!!! this is the post with the highest number of likes, i have ever seen on Nairaland (1175 likes)

I don't pray to be as gullible as these people.

Truly End times.

God bless our spiritual mother. We Love you ma........ from all of us in the USHERING MINISTRY.

I can only solve these questions in my dream.

Please are these children part of "Leaders of tomorrow"?

#2500. May God help this country.

christopheru:
HOW TO KNoW A VIRGIN GUY

1. He is Very Shy About Touching You
He asks for permission before touching your body... A guy who has had s£x at least once will not be so shy of touching a girl. In fact shyness towards the opposite sex reduces in men who have been intimate before. You cannot completely say a guy is a virgin just because he is shy about being intimate, but it’s a strong sign. So if a guy is shy about touching you, especially at the private and intimate body parts, it shows that he is still a virgin.

2. He Dresses Awkwardly
Most virgin males tend to have an embarrassing dress sense. This is usually so, because they believe they don't have much reasons to pay attention to their dressing because they’ve not experienced what s£x is like. This usually begins to improve the moment they meet the girl they like but even at that, it is still noticeable to the smart ladies.

3. He Kisses Awkwardly
That a guy is a bad kisser does not mean he is a virgin oh. But if a guy kisses awkwardly, in a very shy manner, it’s almost a sure sign that he is a virgin. If a guy is pretty good at kissing you can be sure that he is not a virgin no matter what he says. Kissing takes practice and people get good at it with experience. Another sign to look out for is whether he closes his eyes while kissing, most virgins tend to do that a lot. * lol..

4. Usually Quiet, Shy, and has poor social skills
Male virgins are usually quiet, reserved and act in a feminine manner. they have a cowardly behavior, appear passive in interactions and have poor social skills. Male virgins are also timid and shy and usually do not know how to ask a lady out and make out with her. A lot of them would rather ask out a lady on the phone or through social media than face to face.

5. He Has a Very Quick Orgasm
If it’s his first intimate experience in love making, he is going to orgasm quickly. Some virgin guys tend to ejaculate even before entering or as soon as they enter. The first experience is always a nervous one for a guy because he will be constantly thinking about how he is performing, and he will get aroused at the slightest act of intimacy on your part causing him to ejaculate quickly. Guys with experience can control themselves a lot better.

GOOD EVENING GUYS...

so that a guy erupt before an intercourse, most especially virgins, for example during contact with a lady is not a medical problem as some local medicine sellers always present it to be? I will like to know.

Nothing concern me with all these WWE champions, what i am concern is how they will allow this serious man up there to effect the "CHANGES" we voted him for.

set of LEGISLOOTERS

I trust my over religious Nigerians, it is now this plane will be vanity. there own waking up by 4:30am to beat traffic and returning back home by 10pm after a long gridlock in Lagos is not vanity.

God bless all these world's suffisticated brain doing great things, and the people God will give power to buy and use them.