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U DON GET MOUTH NOW DEY TALK TRU UR KPAKORORO PHONE COS SHAW NO DEY?
IT SEEMS SHAW IS ALWAYS INTIMIDATING U GUYS HERE.

An0nimus: apology accepted on behalf of the house..we can always set up a thread on the Religion section, I'll be glad to tag along I get that here needs some spicey gist sha..about the time table, no worry once e show you will be amazed at the amount of traffic this thread will have

where do you wish to be posted to and why?

I NO NEED UR HAILING. WHY DIDN'T U COMMENT ALL ALONG? COS UR HEAD NA KONKOM AND U GAT NOTHING TO SAY. WHICH MEANS U LACK INTELLIGENCE. NOW THE DUDE IS OUT U R HERE WHINING UR FINGERS ON UR KPAKO PHONE. MTSHWW

CHARLES SHAW AND WHERE ARE YOU GOING? ABEG NO LEAVE THIS HOUSE BIKO. I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN ENJOYING YOUR DISCUSSIONS WITH TUK2DIKO AND ANALYSING HOW BRILLANT YOU TRULY ARE BUT I DO NOT AGREE ON ALL UR POINTS WHICH ARE A BIT CONTROVERSIAL.
NO MATTER WHAT, DON'T ABANDON UR FANS LIKE THAT O! Lol

Charles Shaw: Some people must have been watching lots of vampire's diary movies.
Demon ko, Ekwensu ni!

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha MY RIBS O!
VAMPIRE'S DIARY IS TRULY AN EKWENSU FILM. I WONDER IF THAT'S HOW DEMONS LOOK LIKE.

Charles Shaw: Maybe, MaybeNot. I rlly do not know dawg!
All i want is 4 it 2 cøme soon so i can quit nairaland nd stay busy.

Thanx dawg. I dey always throw way for u my man.
Buate 4 u Boss!
Love everlasting!

Thanks a lot Charles Shaw my hommie, have a beautiful day too.
Charles Shaw My man i do know that muslims fast lasts upto 40days. Does it mean nysc ain't gon open camp becos of muslims??

Uniquexty: I'm about taking the April roll call. If u hear ur name, jst answer 'present aunty' and be sure to raise ur hand 4 easy identification. Payne_leex, creamie, Halima, Winnie, Piaget, Charles~shaw, Helenqollinz (is this french?), mercyspeaks, immanuelle, wifeysist, AnOnimus, mikigen, sensual man, van kossy, kenny_vicky, crownikky, unimke_Ak, pablo aimar, scampy, Hopeyemmy and d namesake, Zub, dimplecakes..... I welcome us all to our month of NYSC time table and ofcourse, Unusual favour. Gunners for life. Anytym, Anyday.

PRESENT! THE SENSUAL MAN!

Charles Shaw: G'nite y'all

GOOD MORNING HOMMIE!
WAZ TDAY GON BE LIKE?

Good morning folks.
Charles Shaw my man how was ur night? Hope u slept coooolaayyy
HAVE A GREAT DAY BROTHER, I FEEL U, I FEEL ALL UR POSTS, EVEN ON ROMANCE SECTIONS.
I LOVE YOU TO DEATH HOMMIE.
ONE LOVE BROTHER.
TEAM AKWA IBOM

Mikigen na baboon

BALOON HEAD I GET WORK TO DO NOW, MAY BE AFTER WORK WE GO CONTINUE.
Ishi okotoko, ishi otokoto, oji ishi kara ummunnaya, lekwe ishi go!

Lwkmd @ baloon headed mikigen. Bwhahahahahahahahaha Guy u be monkey o! I be u like small pikin ni?
See as ur eye dey pop out like goat eye
Am coming to uyo live and direct in july. Gbefu short orobor.

Charles Shaw i love you, we love u, we wil always love u. U rock brother. I love you to death!
Mikimouse nor quench o

Am not in Nigeria my baloon headed fwnd bt wil soon return 4 nysc. Thank God am far away from ur kidnapping gang. Gbefu man. Ishi aki, ishi mangoe, ishi mbe, ishi baloon

mikigen: N if won kw mor am a deltan so u go kw say beef na our food if u wnt am I go bring am on!am jst trying to be a gentleman here!besides I dnt hav ani nid checkin out ur profile coz am soo nt gay!

Who f**king cares if ur frm d pit latrine?
Obviously das wher u frm. Baloon head

mikigen: Well I quess we need some clearifying to do in this thread!the listed sectn wil hlp some peepz here:IF UR LOOKING FOR SCHOOL MATES u cn try EDUCATION..IF UR LOokIN S Luv u Cn try ROMANCE gd luck 2 U!IF UR GAY u Cn try romance TOO wish u luck.IF u b Artiste or musician y nt try MUSIC/RADIO bt if u wana discuss NYSC B '13' den we cn chat here.I hpe dis hlps.coz som dudes sure missed their way here!those that feel guilty are d ones than will coment.

Na dis kind english make NYSC DG shout CHINEKE MO!!!!!!!!!!!
Now jamb regularisation b/c of ppl like baloon headed mikigen.

Charles Shaw my man! I luv u so so much!
One big baloon headed mikigen wan quench o!
Charles Shaw bro, KISSES!
Baloon head no quench o! Hahahahaha

mikigen: I wil stil say it...gay thread! If u vex go hug transformer!especially wen der is power!

Hehehehe i jus ran a scan on ur profile to see that u look like real gbefu!
2ndly u need to brush ur english. A graduate can not say 'clarifying' instead of 'clarification'. Ur bad english has already sold u out. I guess ur a loner on this thread. Gbefu man, with ur big blown baloon head. U need 2 go bac to year 1 nd re-read ur gst 101. Anu mpam claiming graduate.

^
lol @mikigen. If here tire u bro, visit www.nysc.gov.ng nd keep staring at pictures there till call up is out, then you can come back here to discuss batch b issue. Like say u no dey enjoy the house.

Wow i'v missed alot since yesterday evening.
That's my man Charles Shaw rocking the thread and elongating the pages
NYSC should release time table o so man can know how to plan ahead of july.
Keep uniting the house as one my main man Charles Shaw.
Love you man.
Team Akwa ibom noni.

[quote author=Halima_sexyDiva]Am missing Charles Shaw. Like seriously. Lol[/quote]Lol. I'm missing him more than you. You won't understand

Charles Shaw please enter a N30 'van kossy van' and cut short your holiday and come and interact with us biko. We can't wait till after the holidays.
<screaming> WE LOVE YOU CHARLES SHAW!!! From your fans. Lol

mikigen: Am not rilly afta dis nysc stuff o wat a man need is money not some nysc certificte I drop dat mentality wen I graduatd. Quess those always singin july cme july cme are stil learners.better tinz on ma mind.

The certificate is veri vital. The reason am coming back to Nigeria for it.

PIAGET: This place some how dry shaa... *wallqs away* e dry wella.
mek una no vex o! Na me, piaget A+ chic, hehehe

Bwhahahahahahahahahaha babe you no well o.
You Absu students no go kill person for this house. @Charles Shaw no dey, @Uniquexty no dey, the place come dry even some other regular women are no where to be found hahahahahahaha But na some how truth u talk o! All women seems to be online when charles shaw is online, na wa o! But piaget i go like know u sha o! Hope u no go fall my hands

Wow am happy everything is back to normal here.
Charles Shaw you rock men. I'm feeling you, i enjoyed the stuff you said about it's like going to strip club and watching the DJ. lol.
But bros i asked if you are a mod on NL or works in a cybercafe? Lol cos there's no moment i view as a guest wey your head no dey here.
I follow for your fans o!

pablo aimar: I say a big AMEN to that prayer, I ain't dragging the charles shaw's matter that far, I just want the house to be lively and full of fun cos we deserve it, I pray we meet @ same camp come july. And if that happens..... Just know that you will become my spouse. I say a big AMEN to that prayer, I ain't dragging the charles shaw's matter that far, I just want the house to be lively and full of fun cos we deserve it, I pray we meet @ same camp come july. And if that happens..... Just know that you will become my spouse.

are you able to make the house lively with these regbe regbe talks wey no funny. Newbie Charles Shaw wanna be.
The internet is really a leveller.

Many folks are now pretending and acting like Charles Shaw my dawg on top. I love the name Charles Shaw o!. I better leave this minute before some one suspects and calls me Charles Shaw
Good night prospective otondos, i've sent my own pm, send yours. I dont like what happened here today. May it not happen again. #good night my people# SENSUAL...

The page would have gotten to page 60 if Charles Shaw has been online. But wait o, is he a moderator in any of NL section or does he work in a cybercafe? Because the way he's always online on NL 24hrs too dey baffle me.
Please lets try and reach him either by pm or anyhow. This thread is becoming boring.

What happened here? And Where is Charles Shaw??
I remember weeks bac when a dude insulted charles shaw on this forum how everybody attacked the intruder and that made me understand that the guy is truly loved by all. No one can take his place here i swear, this thread became interesting through him.
This house wud v bn redundant if not for his flows. Always relating with everyone. Charles Shaw rocks! Hate it or love it, the dawg is ontop.
I love you charles shaw, we love you and we will always love you. Come back my chief.

Abeg i no be charles shaw in disguise o hahahahaha.
Nairalanders ehn i never see

Please, women with kids i need ur help.
I hav a veri cute 11month old daughter, she never allows anybdy 2 carry her, even if u giv her candy she wil neva accept except frm me or her mum. She'z always frowning her face nd smiles may be like 5times a day.
She started rejecting ppl at 5months, nw she's 11 months nd stil resent people.
Plz hw can dis be stopd. The one wey dey vex me be say she 2 dey bone face. Many things you'd do to other kids that will make dem chuckle when u do it to her you wil jus make a fool of urself.
Please i need ur advice.

@PIAGET, I UNDERSTAND UR PREDICAMENT BUT YOU NEED TO GET URSELF BUSY BY READING NOVELS, WATCHING AFRICAN MAGIC OR SLEEPING. QUIT WATCHING MOJO COS LONELY PEOPLE DO THAT A LOT, DISPOSE OF THAT CUCUMBER IN UR ROOM, COKE BOTTLE, BANANA, CANDLE ETC AND PLASTER UR FINGERS TO AVOID RUBBING YOUR......... ?? PUT ON UR CLOTHES AND....
ALWAYS DRINK COLD WATER.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]But these are fine[/quote]May u liv long my darling.
Jus like i stated before, i luv my chics in short skirts.
I don't even know girls with yam-legs nd Orobor legs wich one bad pass.
If una like, marry girl wit Yam-legs nd scatter-scatter teeths na for ur pocket.
Hipocrites, na una sabi.

maltina: House don tire me oh. Any tips on how to pass time will be appreciated bt my parents won't let me work.

Na wa o! Since ur parent's won't allow u 2 work dat means u be Butter naa, even Butter stil dey work sef. Have u confirmed whether ur parents will even allow u go for camp? Be sure first.
I'll suggest u start reading ur books henceforth like u hav a major exam to write in july, that will mek u conversant in ur area of study. Or better still, u follow my story on https://www.nairaland.com/1220200/new-babe-yam-legs-what
Best of luck dude.

You folks seem to be making a caricature of a situation v found mysef in, but v learnt my lesson.
Am not a very blunt person, but the annoying part is when she was leaving yesterday, she said she will cøme bac again next wk nd i mumuishly said nothing(my regret).
If i overlook the yam-leg wey she seriously gather, what about her 'Un-arranged/scatter scatter teeths'?
Una no well.