₦airaland Forum

Kbs468:
U know warri no dey carry last so na mario b minister of women affairs wey him no b woman
LROTF *after reading my comment and ur quote*

Abi nw warri no dey carry last. D ministry fit d guy wella as par how he dey relate with wonan matter inside here..

As 4 u, u go bi our Anthony General, i dey gbadun d wey u dey settle matter 4 here.
*my two hands are up in gesture to salute*

oga kbs468 i hail o!

Kbs468:
but U cant blame him naa
because ur moniker sounds sexy and only males are naturally expected to confess that in the beginning
besides U did not do d needful
besides females ar 2 b loved and not hated upon 4 the sake of 1s mother and d mother of 1s kids (naa as u dey shout ontop ur voice make me talk oo like say u hate femininehood)

What do u expect, this is NLand where everyone gives him/herself sweet name ( d secret of my moniker)....

Not that i hate womanhood( remember they are our God-sent helpers and our mother), but i just wanted to clear him on my gender so as not to confuse me with a lady which am not..

How has ur day being my oga, and hope the ministry is moving?

Good morning to all my E-family.
Spanishmario ( the co-ordinator)
stlaibrowne (my main man)
mjblinks ( my e-lady to be)
logoDWhiz ( my oga sir)
kbs468 ( my chairman)
lakeside23, tellasola (my skul homies)
harbioollah
johndanny
And to other PCM A16 (GoldenCity Castle) i could not mention, you are all recognised...

#One Love.

stlaibrowne:
What I think about her well it's not about what I think about her, if I can say something about it I will say you owe spanishmario for 'introducing' her to you. I can't say much about beauty but brain she have that. She smart Bro and I have no doubt about beauty you don't get such combination much this days.

Thanks bro, i got your point. i have no doubt for spanishmario to have introduced her to me, she might have earn his trust.
However, wit wat i have seen in here and her level of maturity, i think she possesses the quality i want in my lady.

Good morning to u my oga. Hope you slept well?.

Kbs468 my man i sight you..

stlaibrowne:
Everyman defines his own method and that actually makes him a man. Because he is distinct in his method. I am sure you wouldn't want a copy copy man. You on the other hand should be open to innovation. Ride on sent4rina spanishmario God is ur strength

Correct guy! You just made my day whalai...
I don't settle for less; dat was while i consulted spanishmario to recommend a beauty nd brain lady for me and he suggested mjblinks..
Tell me, what do you think of her?

mjblinks:
Is that ur own line of wooing a lady, or u are not man enough asking a fellow guy to do d needful.?
LogoDWhiz what do you think?

Remember it was spanishmario that recommended you. Im trying to follow the normal protocol by going through the office of the coordinator(spainshmario), you know.
You will get to knw me better at time goes on.

LogoDWhiz:
Sent4rina. Pack well o

Don't cross me o.

bros i wasn't referring to u nw. Besides, it was d co-ordinator himself that fixed me up..
#one luv.

Spanishmario:

Lol...mjblinks dey for corner na buh na e-book I for lyk give you o

not my fault jare it means anyway

Abegi, no bi only e-book, na e-pen..

Bak to our matter..

*nueh nueh clearing my throat*
Mjblinks, what do u think of what our coordinator of ladies affairs( spanishmario) said; considering i'm a caring and lovely person?

Spanishmario:

lol Shey na e-boo or e-book

U dey fall my hand.. Ok, na E-wife..#winks

Spanishmario:

lol Good morning my chairman

Bros, i was told u are our new coordinator of ladies affairs in this "GoldenCity-A16".. I need a very beautiful e-boo in here and u are incharge. I think i can count on you right?

Spanishmario:

Shey na tennis balls or football Oga mi no vex o...Oya modify ur post

Lol.. Na God's made balls i get o.. Buh wait o, abi na golf ball u get ni!.

Nothing do u my chairman, no offence taken.. #oya take 5alive make u step down#
Good morning 2 all PCMs A16..

Spanishmario:

my Great Ife sister...hw yu doing?

*shouting ontop of my voice*

Bros na God atake beg u i no be sister o, i get 2 balls dangling in- between my tights o.

Spanishmario:

welcome whats your portfolio

She doesn't have a portfolio but a briefcase.. Lol

Kingsley1000:
FACTS ABOUT Nigerian universities


1. Welcome to a school where one credit unit
course is more stressful than 4 credit unit
courses.

2. A school where the number of students is 5
times bigger than the capacity of lecture halls.


3. Welcome to a school that lack lecture halls but
during exams period, you will find out that there are many vacant halls


4. A school where students living in hostels are
more spoilt and corrupt than students living off
campus.


5. Welcome to a school where a guy will live with
his galfriend for one semester,when the result
comes out,the guy's GP will be 4 point while the
gal's GP cant even flash MTN to MTN(O point) and
they call it love. Shame!


6. A school where some students always go to
night class with engineering mathematics and end
up using it as pillow when sleeping.


7.Welcome to a school where some students that
normally go to night class everyday peep in the
exam hall more than those students they think that
don't know anything.


8.A school where girls preferred dating
school schuttle drivers and lecturers to students.


9.Welcome to school where "things for sale
clothes" are sold more than garri in the market cos
that's where many gals base.


10. A school where sex is cheaper than One
packet of super pack indomie. That's fact


11.Welcome to a school where the number of guys
found around the female hostels everynight is five
times the number of students found in school
library during exam period.


12. A school where no girl is living in the
village,everybody is living in town. Hmm! See
Forming


13. Welcome to school where ugly girls form pass
beautiful ones.


14. A school where everybody is gentle,it will be
difficult to separate the good ones and the bad
ones.


15.Welcome to a school where "Genesis 1vs 12 is
the talk point for weed smokers. Read it......


16 If you want to catch many gals,use
indomie and egg. That's true


17. Welcome to a school where many students
wasted their time during lecture hours and
remember God few weeks to the exam and want
God to perform miracles for them in the exam hall.
That's fact. Remember in every nonsense,there
must be a sense in it.


cc:mods,toyne2much,naijaboiy,misspicy,punkyveer,sweetorgasm..infact everybody

18. Welcome to EKSU..

tellasola:
It was very sadden to missed B15 tho!
Here again for A16 prospective corp member
Tella Sola
Psychology
OAU
April 2015.

Of the Greatest Ife!

LogoDWhiz:
Lol! Okay.

I have a friend studying same course too. 400l now. (Joseph)

Lol! That's UNAD for u

We are 2gether on this train bro.

LogoDWhiz:
Oba awon university!
Una too dey read for that school!
Which course did u studied?


Ohh. Nice!
Why did u leave?

Public administration.
I left because i wanted IFE's certificate..

I like unad package i won't lie.. Skul where guys are men and girls are mistress *u gannam saying*

LogoDWhiz:
Lmao!

Indeed!
See whining!

Where did u finish from?



Morning house!

I'm a Great Ife alumnus, though i attended then UNAD for 2yrs.

LogoDWhiz:

Lol!

I'm still waiting to meet one EKSU student here.

Evening bro!

So u bi Eksu product.. Bado, awon baddest guy.. Skul of happeninh.. Centre of effizy.. I hail o!

Wait o, is this for real!
No whala, na to hold my phone sleep sure pass. At least network go dey strong to browse Nairaland 4 heaven( who knows, it could be 10G network)...

Guys, make una no worry, 4 those of us wey go make heaven, we go hook-up wen we get dia... #Effissy continues#

Memory oh memory. Op reminds me of those memorable days in CHRIST SCHOOL Ado-Ekiti...

#sec sch runz is very hard to forget.

Good morning to you all.. Barika de sallah to our muslim PCM.

Harbioollah:
Congratulations mistarsam. You are now a graduate.

Big shoutout to kbs468, LogoDWhiz, Sent4rina and others who have kept this thread active by making it lively and providing answers to questions. All members of A16 are not left out too.

Well i hope we make it to camp soon. National census is next year so i think the date may affect our camp date because corpers are gonna be used. Well i hope we are through with Camp before the census o. I MUST participate.

Its my pleasure.. At least we are here to help one another.. Let's keep the thread moving we'll enjoy it at time goes on. Cheers!

Ojeifo12:
sorry for using "my sister " you're welcomed

I understand boss, no p..

Ojeifo12:
welcome my sister

lol, sister ke!

Meklex:
lol, whether I'm proud of my school or not shouldn't be a problem for you, don't you think so?

Ofcos yes, it's not my problem. Though i pity the school that issue her certificate to someone that doesn't appreciate her..

Take a chill pill bro, we are not here to fight. #one love#

amodu:
I laff

I suppose they are half-baked...

He's nt disputing it.

grocery:
Gift, Caritas University Enugu,
Comp Engr,
Will prefer Delta State

#welcome once again#

amodu:
If this is actually true and there is nothing shady, why are you afraid of mentioning the institution's name?

You just spoke my mind.. Lemme guess, maybe he's not proud of the school that made him.

noordean:
Yes,i am.
Physics

Wagbayi broda, lets keep it rolling in here..

Harbioollah:
Let me Join the crew. Even though tomorrow is when i finally become a graduate.

Abiola
Funaab
Oyo, Enugu, Akwa-Ibom.

Dont know if i'll be able to choose Oyo cos i'm from the Southwest, Lagos particularly. I just dread the North, including Kwara state.

Calm down bro you are on board already. We(PCM A16) are all wishing you best of luck as you're writing your final paper 2mrw..