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Armynu:
Make I go sleep?

Abeg na u dey patrol tonight, no sleep 4 u.

Kbs468:
Abeg help me tell ur swiity mjblinks say me no vex wit her decision to b wit U oo make she no kon tink say as I take defend presido mean say I hate her b4 she kon dey influence her friend pweedyuz

She don forgive u already.
Ur pweedyuz they come bak home very soon..

Buh wait o, i neva knw u luv her dat much. Ahh guys can pretend!

LogoDWhiz:
You know say I love u too right?


Kbs468, what does the law say about multiple wives?

I am now beginning to suspect ur hyper activeness o..

Kbs468:
where did u keep ur friend? I will divorce her oo tell her like that and I will also move for her sack as Women Affairs Minister

Lolz.. See my oga don vex finish. Abeg, she went on an arrand. She'll come bak to u pretty soon..

*i dey laf in chinese*

mjblinks:
My luv am always with you. Never u 4get that.

Ofcos, i knw you are very reliable & I'm proud to have u.
BTW, where have u been? U are very scares in here,
hope you are doing fine?

LogoDWhiz:
Tnx for the concern.

I understand why you're concerned. After snatching my wife, why won't u be concerned?

Am i too kind?

Spanishmario:

it's official already

Pls help me tell am o.

LogoDWhiz:
Lol!

Calm down and watch me do my thing.

I've said my own o,

DTOBS:
Sent4rina needs your attention? for what? what if LogoDwhiz see this!

*i'm watching at one corner*

mjblinks:
Good evening .
I bow to take my leave. Sent4rina need my attention.

Hey my queen is around.

Kbs468:
Well congratulations on ur success so far but as the Attorney General, I am in the position to interpret the law, hence I HEREBY BRING TO OUR NOTICE THAT EACH PAGE HERE IS THE MAP FOR EACH STATE SO EVERY FIRST TO COMMENT IS AUTOMATICALLY THE GOVERNOR, THEREFORE SUCH BENEFICIARY OF FTC IS ADVISED TO EXERCISE HIS OR HER DUTY AS GOVERNOR JUSTIFIABLY BECAUSE GOLDEN CITY IS THE MOST FEMALE GENDER FRIENDLY NATION OF THE WORLD WHERE THEY CAN EASILY BE FEMALE GOVERNORS.
AFTERALL OUR MOTTO IS ' everything that is out there can be found here but not all things here can be seen out there' a motto that mjblinks exploited to denounce the office of the FIRST LADY though her heart was originally poisoned by the Hon Minister of Works and Infrastructure-Sent4rina

Smile...

tellasola:
Yes,our departmental officer uploaded it to our facebook page.

Which dept? Did u see pub admin on the list?

tellasola:
Hello OAU peeps!
As per convocation, details I'm seeing not comprehensive enough while some faculties are missing and necessary info for graduands omitted.
Anyone should shed light on this...

Have you seen the graduating list?

AirstarKane:
I asked you guys and no one answered me. Well, I am teaching in a school like 10minutes walk from my house. Wish I saw a better offer like a radio station for intern but for where it is well o. When boredom kill me, I was so depressed cos I hate being idle I just had to leave the house at least to get small change hold for hand. I wanna buy a pair sneaker for myself this xmas

Nice decision u have taken, i must confess.
I know what idleness can cause, its nt easy at all. Believe me, u'll not knw d importance of friends(esp skul clique) nt until u leave skul.. I'd wish to go bak to skul pending the time we go for camping buh u knw its neva done.

I'm learning some I.T programmes while awaiting NYSC..

BTW, U're a big gal. At least u are on some1's payroll. I bet u're nt earning less than 30k/month..

I remain loyal o, wen d next salary pop-up, remember me o. Abi what are friends for!. #Winks

AirstarKane:
Amen!!!!!!

Lolz... It seems u are really looking forward to this NYSC thingy judging frm the way u typed d Amen.

Tell me, what have you been doing lately?

Yudeeaikay:
Thank you so much n I'll try to contribute

Princess, u're welcme to our lovely family. We are all happy to have u here. Feel free, relax and enjoy urself.

*take dis chilled coke and shortbread. In case u need anything dnt hesitate to ask my oga DTOBS, he will take care of u*

Spanishmario:

no worry! DTOBS go declare for us on that day

Na calendar i dey take sleep sef.

DTOBS:
Kbs468, our school has done the needful....Nothing is stopping us again! abi na lie? Sent4rina, Airstarkane!

On point!

DTOBS:
I won't also mind if dominion92 is released to me too ooooo...

Haba! Abeg leave dat bae 4 pressy o, na our new Golden City first lady o.

presy u sef too dey dull 4 woman mata, na panadol u dey use brush 4 morning. Na ur last chance bi dat o, if u don miss DOMINION92 whalai, no 1st lady again.

DTOBS:
I think for the past 3 sessions now,convocation has been holding every December(every year).... There is nothing really behind it!

I didn't noticed tho.

How is dis 1 gonna be? Na u be our chief host o. I don dey fast already..#winks

AirstarKane:
OAU peepz what are you guys doing to kill boredom while you wait for mobilization o.just share your activity And abeg who's through with departmental clearance? I am not through with mine hope it won't affect mobilization o if not make I enter Ife tomorrow.

Clearance wil not affect mobilization in as much as you have been cleared with ur results, u are good to go..
We'll complete the clearance when will want to collect our SOR.
As for the mobilization, i think our various departments must have complied our names by nw.

LogoDWhiz:
Lol! I'm planning nothing o.

I just noticed that majority of our girls don't have pictures on their profile.


Seems you're not updated.
I don't have a first lady anymore.
Ask Sent4rina

Lolz..

AirstarKane:
Hehehe ese pupo awa niyen

Are u preparing for convocation.. I wil eat to stupor dat day o. Hope u wil come around?

LogoDWhiz:
Hmm!

Una just dey do me strong thing.

Na so sent4rina snatched the ex-first lady

Ah oga mi, i no fit snatch my president opkeke o. #winks

AirstarKane:
Education and English Language boss

Awon grammarian IFE..

DTOBS:
Yea, the school management caused it, but all things works together for our good and we're happy been here with this lovely people!



Nothing much for now except for convocation coming up this December sha....

But wait o, why do they organise convocation this year as against d usual bi-annual event we used to witness in the past.. Any rationle behind that?

DTOBS:
Great!
How far with senate list in your own department? Have you sighted your name?

I think the list is ready. As u knw, we ought to have gone for service if not for d negligence of d skul management . But all thesame, feb/mar is at hand, in a blink of an eyes, we're in d camp already.

What is d latest news?.

DTOBS:
Brother I sight you!

Shebi u be from OAU?

You sabi pesin o..
Great ife!

DTOBS:
Hurray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HURRAY!!! Happy Centurypage( 100pages)..

biotechshola:
If you have been following this thread closely, u would have realised that what we do here is beyond drama, it's a systematic way of assigning individuals to various duties in order to ensure proper and accurate information as regards the forth coming NYSC. We are so beyond playing sand and stone and the thought that we could stoop that low by anyone is definitely an insult to our personalities. Ofcourse, there are human differences, but i think it is wrong for you to look at it from that perspective. I give u an example, as a health minister, i post health related matters which are vital for everyone, and so is every other ministers. Hope av shed the brightness of my intelligence on the darkness of your ignorance as regards the politics here.

God bless you my brother.

johndanny:
I can see page 100 by the corner... I guess the City will celebrate its pp100, now who is with me?

I'm in!

stlaibrowne:
One I disagree to call 'them' 'derailers'. Because the main purpose of thread as this is not to act some 'fantasy' drama. The main purpose is to share news, talk, advices, share experiences about nysc and specifically the next batch of mobilisation. the motives behind this thread of course brings graduates from different schools across the nation under similar interests. And definitely when we don't talk about nysc, there are so many stuff to discuss. Of course this drama could be one but some persons disagree with that, of course myself see this drama as poor and unnecessary I mean not to offend anyone. I mean ordinarily when we hang out with our Bros or girlfriends we don't act politics we might talk about politics but man the drama that's something.
So if some persons is against the drama that doesn't make them a 'derailer' it simply means they see beyond this funny drama.

Permit me to contribute to the matter arising.

Bros, we didn't stop anybody from airing his/her opinion on this thread( at least we are here to share information & ideas), but you should understand that we need to keep this thread alive and active pending the time NYSC TT comes in. We'll really appreciate if either you join us or be a silent reader rather than criticizing our efforts.
However, like one of our colleague(ksb468) used to say " everything in Golden city is uniquely outstanding".

I will employ us all to abide with the norms and culture of this thread so as to collectively achieve our goals at the end..

Signed: minister of works and infrastructures.

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