Where is Keky?

sod09:
Abeg I'm looking for a new club jare that will bring joy and smile...too much heartbreak from one motherfucker that refuse to have sense
Im thinking of LFC bit they get their own madness too
Same with spurs, I no like Mourinho too
Chelsea Na agbero club sef
Who will I support now

no carry una pathetic failure attitude come ManUtd oo..

Floop better not sell Coutinho and improve their defence.
Let them remain "all attack, no defence".

This Morata vs Lukaku comparison is way too funny.


They're both useless, rejected players jare..

MRTA7:
Chelsea look really strong again.

they've always been strong. More threatening than City IMO.

Hope they don't get more players and their lack of squad dept affect them later on.

You know something is up, when a €70m assist-getting, trophy-winning striker cannot play full 90mins.

Jonathanjude27@gmail.com

Princegado1:


Thank you headlesschicken, but that's the lest of my worries cos I have not had sex with her but my problemfor to tell me what's really going on between us. Whether we are still together or not

one year, and you never bang this girl?! My guy, you fall my hand.. Na you let this girl do u this thing

Forget this girl.. Don't ever trust a woman, they're very deceitful, its part of them.

Tell her you don't like whats going on and ask whether you guys are still on or not! and don't be sissy while you're at it..

sinizia:
Making my position clear...

I'm not saying Pereira should go on a loan. No. I'm saying based on the recent rumors that he's about to be loaned out. . .

He's better off staying put and giving Mourinho enough headache to start him and then win Mou over with his displays, or he moves out permanently and do a Pogba. The loan move doesn't favor him coz at the end of the day, he'll be back next season, play in the pre-season and go out on a loan again. Same ol' cycle. He'd stay and fight or move out permanently.

saw somewhere that he has one year left in his contract. If that is the case, i don't see him renewing with this loan move. So, better we offload him permanently with a buy-back clause.

Oasis007:
If Martial can sort out his Head, he's as good as Dembele and has every Opportunity to lighten up the World this Season with his huge Talents.

as good as? Abegi, when Dembele was €15m, Martial was €50m..

Dawesomeguy:

Jokes aside Rashford has potential but we have not really seen anything from him that would make him to be worth that amount. He is not even guaranteed a place in united's starting 11

Dembele had what? Like 6 league goals last season? Or what has he done to be worth that amount?

Rashford was a standout performer at the EL last season and was impressive towards last season's ending..

Potential made Dembele cost above €100M, same can be said for Rashford.

Dawesomeguy:
Not more than 15m

you're not serious.. If Dembele is worth more than €100m, so is Rashford.

I wonder what would be Rashford's worth in this transfer market.

Coutinho for £138M?! Pogba was a steal afterall..

GloryIsaac:


You're the one who should chill the fµck out, highest goal scorer with how many chances missed?, i won't start digging out the number of times Zlatan messed up last season.. you think Pogba's assist count would have been where it was if Zlatan converted 50% of his passes to goals?
Did you really watch United's matches or just checking livescores?
He can as well go to China and earn his 400k per week, idgaf. What matters is how he affects the team....
And mind you, i'm being realistic here not sentimental, a hardcore United fan like you so don't bring up any fµcking conclusion about saying "I told you so" ..... What the fµck do you mean by me being a pessimist?, i think you should go through my posts again....

The only thing i can agree to is his dressing room morale boosting, nothing more.

One more thing, critisicism is not HATING!

there's nothing sentimental here.. That post's simply being perssimistic. Which one's "maga united"..

I'd be pissed if ManUtd re-signed Zlatan without getting another striker. But with Lukaku here already, he's a welcome addition. Who cares if he throws a tantrum? If Lukaku's performance dwindles, we have Zlat and vice versa. Unlike last season after his injury where we had to forfeit top 4 and rely on inexperienced Rashford.

Missed chances? Twist it however you want bro, Zlatan resigning does more good than bad for United.

That wasn't critisicism or hating, twas perssimistic as fúck!

joeace2020:


I watched his interview this morning and i am yet to see a player more confident of himself. It's almost as if he has won 10 champions league titles the way he talks. The girl interviewing him was just laughing and smiling and probably getting wet listening to such confidence. Today's players need a slice of that display of confidence. The type that doesn't waver no matter the difficulty faced. It's why i was so annoyed with martials fragile mentality last season allowing some off-field marital issues and loosing some number affect his performance. I felt like breaking his head inside the TV anytime i saw the way he's contribution was dwindling and i am suspecting it might well be now Zlatan is back. I hope Zlatan keeps influencing the players positively, especially Lukaku who seems receptive to learning and developing better.

i saw that interview too.. He was saying something like the injury wouldn't be an excuse for him, once he's back, he's back.. This guy is 35 yrs old!

Even if he doesn't step on the pitch, this' the kinda guy you want in your team.

GloryIsaac:


Zlatan's style of play would affect this team a lot, esp with his "Saviour of the World" attitude on pitch.....
Even the 50% pay cut is higher than the salaries of Harry Kane, Ozil, Sanchez etc.... Reason why critics easily call United maga

how can our highest goal scorer last season affect this team badly? Someone who wouldn't even play until say Dec / Jan?

You're not relishing the combo of Lukaku and Zlat or how our squad's dept is massively solid or his impact to the dressing room, you're busy preparing speeches for your "i told you so" and "i said it" incase rival fans troll..

You want Zlatan to be on £50k pw? When he can easily get like £400k weekly in china, but no, taking 50% pay cut is bad..

Almost all your posts here is pin pointing negatives in positive things.. Dude, chill the fvck out and lets enjoy this moment.. So annoying..

On the brighter side, y'all in Pot 1.

More chances of playing against Kuvukiland FC and Khal Drogo FC.

Benfica, ManUtd, Basel, CSKA Moscow
We topping this group!

CSKA Moscow

Benfica, ManUtd, Basel..

Lana1:
I agree. Tho we no fit meet PSG yet.

But.....since when did PSG and Juve become European giants ahead of United?

i didn't say they're ahead of ManUtd na.. Juve are certainly european giants.. PSG, by a close mile.

seunny4lif:
We cant play PSG becos we are both in pot 2

sorry.. I meant Bayern.. PSG just came to my mind

MRTA7:
I want Real Madrid in the group stages of the CL.

no matter how bad it is, i want us to play atleast one big european giant.. whether Juve, PSG, RealMadrid..

Griffon:
If she come fart join for the rimming, na the sauce be that oo.

Man I've fvcked a few in my life, but this particular idea has never raced past my mind.

Thanks FunGod for this timely eye opener. There's this hoe in my crib who knows nothing about orgasm.

I guess it's time to introduce myself to her, albeit from the excretory opening at the end of the alimentary canal.

chai! which kind thing be this

Oasis007:
Champions League group stage draw 2017-18

Pot 1 contains the champions of the top eight European leagues. Pots 2-4 are then seeded based on UEFA coefficient.

Seeded: Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Juventus, Benfica, Chelsea, Shakhtar Donetsk, Monaco, Spartak Moscow

Pot 2: Barcelona, Atletico, Paris Saint-Germain, Borussia Dortmund, Sevilla, Man City, FC Porto, Man United

Pot 3: Napoli, Tottenham, FC Basel, Olympiakos, Anderlecht, Roma, Besiktas, Liverpool or Celtic

Pot 4: Celtic or Hoffenheim, Feyenoord, NK Maribor, RB Leipzig, plus the four other qualifiers.

The first group games will be played on Sep. 12-13.

Best case: Benfica, ManUtd, Anderlecht and NK Maribor

Worst case: Real Madrid/Bayern, ManUtd, Napoli and RB Leipzig

GdexFolami:
His email shud b on hz portal now ....

how can he get access to this portal without the email addr?

Nice blog there.

joeace2020:


Baba calm down. We may have won 4-0 twice but there are still glaring deficiencies in this team which were evident as we labored for our first and second goal against Swansea. Until we have beaten one of the two big teams home or away, we are still untested and cannot be beating chest yet.

true this. Chelsea played with 2 men down and still turned their game with Burnley from 3-nil to 3-2, almost equalizing. And the way they set up defensively against Spurs. Even City could have easily killed this game even with a man down.

Only Liverpool and Arsenal looking out of place.

Chelshit and City still the team to beat, and i'm confident Mou would come up with something.

lekkie073:
Rooney will never outscore lukaku.

yea right. but i don't know of First touch. Wazza might just outscore him

joeace2020:


A very good news... If we can rack up the points from these small teams coming up while hopefully the rest drop points, we may well lead with 6 to 9 points at this early stage and won't be far off when we loose or draw a match or 2 with the big boys.

all i want is for us to remain top of that table at december with atleast 4pts gap. that's when we can really make others play catchup.

CapitalCee:


We don't beef our ex players and legends we wish them well, that's why we are United, look at Nani, RVP, CR7, Chicharito, Evans, Fletcher we follow them anywhere they go to wish them well. Unlike Chelsea that that their toutish fans has brain amnesia, they carry negative energy against their ex players. Lampard, Matic, Lukaku, Sturidge, Cech and Mata. That's the difference between a class club and a classless club.

Good thing all our rivals lost points while we got maximum.
Leicester next GGMU!