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LiteratureRe: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by Seunfunmi18(m): 9:08am On Jun 13, 2017
Please next oh..

I doff cap for you man.@Theblessedman
LiteratureRe: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by Seunfunmi18(m): 7:35pm On May 18, 2017
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LiteratureRe: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by Seunfunmi18(m): 6:54pm On May 08, 2017
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LiteratureRe: Every Single Mistake By Angelinassto by Seunfunmi18(m): 8:12pm On Apr 25, 2017
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Nexter
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LiteratureRe: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by Seunfunmi18(m): 12:21am On Apr 18, 2017
TheBlessedMAN:
49. COUNTLESS


"what! Which cloth?" Joke said and seems startled with the way she rose up abruptly from the bed

Oh gawd of thunder, please deliever me from this, pls!

I promise to be loyal to you till the end of time

I promise to get you a house in lekki phase one if I get out of this unscathed

I promise to stop sending insultive message to your voicemail if you turn this impending problem away from my head

I prayed fervently to the only gawd I've known my entire 29years in life

My heart beat was pounding very fast. It seems as if it will burst out of its ribcage

I watched with frightened eyes as Nike's leg marched over to my Stephen Curry's armless and picked it up

"mum, was Darous in here before?" Joke queried

I closed my eyes and hope Shango could just use his thunder to take me outside. I don't mind it scattering my body into pieces in the process

I concluded that its better than facing whats about to happen to me

"he...he must have left it here when....erm when I asked him to help me ....plug...erm..erm...the fan" Doris stuttered with a slight trembling voice

I prayed silently again to Shango to make Joke and Nike swallow the feeble lie

Seems my prayer was answered as Nike spoke within the second

"really, the work must be kind of stressful for him to have forgotten his cloths."

"Mum, where is he? Is he around? We've checked his room and he wasn't there". Joke stressed out

Death will soon locate me with the way this awkard situation is heading. The tension was too much

"he...left here before I slept, he said he wants to get a tool from the Gen house." Doris replied, but she applied more courage to her voice this time

All this while I never stopped communicating with Shango

"since when? He should have been back by now." there was a silence and if not for the OX breeze that was masking the sound of our respective heartbeats, am sure they would have detected my presence with the way my heart was wrestling within me

"don't worry yourself too much dear, he is a grown up, and he can han..." Doris was saying before she was interrupted by Joke

"I know he can handle himself mum, but...but am just worried because of his situation with those basta*d gangs." Her voice was laced with worry and agitation

I can't help but feel guilty for making her feel worried unnecessarily. She has done nothing but help me throughout our almost 1month relationship

'DAROUS, you be born idiot o' I told myself.

Ironically, I could feel my konji was still semi hard. 'you better behave yourself, or I will cut you off this night' i warned my dck and it became flaccid instantly. 'IDIOT'

"let me call him" She added and I realise that this is the real sequel of trouble.

My phone is lying few feets away from me. If she dialed it, it will ring out loud and Doris will be caught offgaurd because am not sure she's aware of my phone's presence in the room

Besides that, if anybody except Doris picked it up, there is absolutely no way I won't be seen


'YOUNG JOHN THE WICKED PRODUCER, skibo robo skibo, skibor rorbor skibor...ooooosheeyy badest, baami loke o.....' My phone boomed out. I watched anxiously as Nike's leg marched towards my phone. I closed my eyes hoping to hear something like
'WHAT! UNCLE DAROUS? What are you doing beside my mum's bed?'.

I was avidly waiting for that statement for more than 5secs as my phone stopped ringing but that statement never came.

I slowly opened my right eyes while leaving the left closed only to see a thumbs up sign pointing downwards from Nike's right hand while she used her left hand to pick up the phone

My brain was trying hard to find the X in the simultaneous equation that just erupted from this awkard situation

"his phone here too?" Joke voiced out astoundedly

"maybe he left it here when he went out" Nike replied

"the more reason why am worried mum!...if anything happened to him.....mum...I can't forgive.....myself mum" Joke said with a sobbing sound

"lets look for him in the compound! Instead of worrying about what we are not sure of." Doris said and I could see all the six legs marched hurriedly towards the door

I waited for 5 secs to make sure they are far away from the room before I rushed out from my detention

I looked around and decided to just walk out without taking my armless

With a rare spark of genius thinking, I headed towards the kitchen terrace where Doris and I had our discussion the previous night

It was dark outside save for the fence lights that illuminated the compound

Fortunately the two plastic chairs was still there. I sat on one and placed my legs on the second

I could hear Joke's voice calling my name, followed by Doris hypocritic voice shouting my name from the compound.

Moments later, I heard their footsteps coming towards the kitchen.

I quickly pretended to be asleep.

"oh my Gawd! He's here mum! Joke! Darous is here. He's asleep here!" I heard Nike's voice cried out from my pretended slumber state


Shango be PRAISED!!!


T.B.C
Omg
I actually tot its over ni sha..
Kudos to joke, she surely saved ya arse
LiteratureRe: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by Seunfunmi18(m): 4:24pm On Apr 17, 2017
marvwhite:
mehn!..... This guy done start with he ''countless'' suspence



update soonest please
I dey tell ya
LiteratureRe: Every Single Mistake By Angelinassto by Seunfunmi18(m): 10:22am On Apr 17, 2017
@angelina

Nice write-up
Finished the part1
About 140 pages yesterday..

Kudos to you ma'am
Tag me to the next
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LiteratureRe: IN The DARK (A Story Of Love,betrayal And Survival) by Seunfunmi18(m): 10:03pm On Apr 16, 2017
OMG

Followed this story from the beginning.

Spent all my day reading it.
Angelisatto
Sorry if I spelt it wrong.. You sure made ma day.
Kindly tag me to the next post
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LiteratureRe: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by Seunfunmi18(m): 10:58am On Apr 16, 2017
TheBlessedMAN:
i dey Abk right now bro! I wont mind travelling anywia to get it. Shango has insured that. cheesy
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LiteratureRe: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by Seunfunmi18(m): 8:07am On Apr 16, 2017
TheBlessedMAN:
same to u bro. Where's our easter rice o? cheesy
Your location please
Christianity EtcRe: Happy Easter To All Nairalanders by Seunfunmi18(m): 7:53am On Apr 16, 2017
Easter brings fun, Easter bring Happiness, Easter brings God’s endless blessings, Easter brings love and the freshness of spring. Happy Easter to you and your family!
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Heartbroken Hustler by Seunfunmi18(m): 7:52am On Apr 16, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:
Thanks Bro...

Watch out for the next ones to come!!
Can't wait!!
Just tag me to it
LiteratureRe: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by Seunfunmi18(m): 7:51am On Apr 16, 2017
Easter brings fun, Easter bring Happiness, Easter brings God’s endless blessings, Easter brings love and the freshness of spring. Happy Easter to you and your family!
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Heartbroken Hustler by Seunfunmi18(m): 5:53pm On Apr 15, 2017
Biafranbushboy

The story is really touching.
Drug trafficking is really killing people in this country pass ignorance..

Nice story bruh..
Kudos to you
#More_Grace_to_ya_elbow
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Heartbroken Hustler by Seunfunmi18(m): 1:35pm On Apr 13, 2017
@biafranbushboy

Nice story bruh
Can't wait for the next episode.
EventsRe: Couple In A Convoy Of Keke Napeps On Their Wedding Day (Photos) by Seunfunmi18(m): 8:18pm On Apr 12, 2017
This is actually nice.. grin
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2016/2017 Direct Entry Thread by Seunfunmi18(m): 3:32pm On Feb 27, 2017
toludavid:
Hello all , Please I have ND in Computer Engr from LASPOTECH with Upper Credit(3.12) and

My O'level result is : Math B3 ,Econ B3 , Bio C4, Eng C5 , FMath C5 , Chemistry C4 , Physics C6 ;

I'm applying for BSc Computer Science or Bsc Mathematics at UI this Year(2017/2018).

Please what do you guys think about my credentials for the chosen course ? Thanks in advance for your sincere opinion(s).
Dude am also aspiring for UI DE admission.. Hookk me up on Whatsapp @09055800057
RomanceRe: Blackandwhite Picture Challenge! by Seunfunmi18(m): 12:28pm On Feb 26, 2017
Just me

RomanceRe: Pls Help Me by Seunfunmi18(m): 10:34am On Feb 26, 2017
ElizaVeta:
It's too early for you to post such ..

Between .. Ion even understand what you just wrote!!
Shrugs

Same here tho
RomanceRe: Some Guys Are Dogs by Seunfunmi18(m): 10:32am On Feb 26, 2017
kelish:
got d bigest embarrassmnt of life yestaday,
i happen to met a guy in my friend's lodge last friday afta beggin i desided 2 gv him my phn no he started callin evryday to woo me he comes 2 my hotel evtyday 2 see me we againd dat he s goin 2 tak me out on thursdy by 4 ,d day came i woke up vry weak i til manage 2 go wit my frnd wen we got dere he orderd a bottle of 33 beer for himself nd 2 bottles of soft for me nd my frnd we didnt evn chat well he leta got fish for 400 evrytin he sent on urs was nt up to 1000 wen we finishd he said we should go 2 his house nd dat my frnd should go i told him i wsnt going anywere ,dats were d trouble startd he said he was not goin 2 let me go evn wit d intervention of ppl we refuse 2 let me go. he disgraced me bcus of #700 he spent on me it took d intervention of his frndz to resuce me GOD forbid dat i will go bk 2 him.some guys r stupid
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by Seunfunmi18(m): 11:49pm On Feb 21, 2017
June 29
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by Seunfunmi18(m): 11:45pm On Feb 21, 2017
June 29

Whatsapp contact 09055800057
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Have You Been Dreaming Of Marrying Your Birthday Mate? Pls Come In by Seunfunmi18(m): 11:40pm On Feb 21, 2017
Am June 29th

09055800057
RomanceRe: See What Happened At My New Boyfriend's House Yesterday by Seunfunmi18(m): 10:20pm On Feb 21, 2017
Anuoluwapo23:
I Just Met a guy recently Early last month tho, so he invited me to his house yesterday and i went after church so when i got to his house i sat in his room pressing my s31 because he said he was coming he want to get something outside actually my first time of visiting tho coz have always been busy with work.

So after five minute i was actually feeling dizzy but worried and wondering why on earth he would leave me in the room and just go without even calling first time of visiting.

I went outside to look for him and to my surprise he was outside busy talking to a lady, So i called him he said oh am sorry am coming darling just sorting out something. Then i went back inside.

By the time he came back i was prepared to take my leave coz i was so angry at him.

The next thing he said was she is my ex and suddenly the lady came in and said am not his ex am his Girlfriend and she started shouting, So i shaa Walk out of the room feeling so bad and i refuse to pick his call since yesterday but he has been calling.

Pls What do u think i should about this? Believe Him or Not? sad

Nature addvice plss!! undecided

Note: We Met at a Conference.
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RomanceRe: She Called Me Ugly, Yet She Is Madly In Love With Me!!! by Seunfunmi18(m): 10:17pm On Feb 21, 2017
fortunechy:
she nids brain format
I support you...
The girl needs to be refurbished
RomanceRe: She Called Me Ugly, Yet She Is Madly In Love With Me!!! by Seunfunmi18(m): 10:15pm On Feb 21, 2017
inositol88:
JUST WONDERING!!!!!

I don't know how some girls,ladies or women reason!!!

Now she has been going around telling all her friends that am very ugly and she cannot for any reason date a guy like me!!!!

To my utmost dismay, the same gal gets confused, misses her steps and behaves sheepishly whenever she see's me and always wants to avoid me in public

The funniest fact is dat recently she has been sending me romantic text messages, and today she dropped one of such messages, openly professing her undying love for me.
I don't love her though!!

LADIES ABEG WETIN BE UNA PROBLEMhuh

WHY ARE U DAUGHTERS OF EVE ALWAYS CONFUSED AND NEVER STRAIGHTFORWARDhuh

LADIES ANSWER ME PLS!!!!!
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EducationRe: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by Seunfunmi18(m): 10:51am On Feb 21, 2017
dearpiriye:
UI isn't the only uni
Please gimme your Whatsapp contact or chat me on 09055800057.. Please
EducationRe: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by Seunfunmi18(m): 9:08am On Feb 21, 2017
Or if there is any Whatsapp group kindly add me @09055800057
EducationRe: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by Seunfunmi18(m): 9:07am On Feb 21, 2017
Please also kindly help me list out all the procedures and certificates I must have before applying for DE..

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