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Foreign Affairs / Re: The New North Korean Facility With Nuclear Missiles Capable Of Reaching America by SeverusSnape(m): 7:00am On May 08, 2020
All the time "capable of reaching America".

Audio reaching..
Religion / Re: Almajiris: Rejected By Parents, Scorned By Society & Abused By Politicians by SeverusSnape(m): 6:35am On May 08, 2020
We have 'high bugdet' Almajiris on Nairaland. Those that are paid by the government to defend all their rubbish online. They are truly being used and abused by politicians.

We call them zombies, because they will lick BUBU the mumu ass for some peanuts.

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Politics / Re: INEC To Issue Fresh Modalities For Edo, Ondo Governorship Elections by SeverusSnape(m): 6:25am On May 08, 2020
Election again
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Why Buhari Turned Down Ganduje’s N15 Billion Request – Femi Adesina by SeverusSnape(m): 6:21am On May 08, 2020
Ganduje is a financial criminal, Simple.

Man just want to use this COVID-19 issue to cash out big, has all the dollars he collected finished?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Thomas Thabane: Lesotho's 80-Year-Old PM To Step Down by SeverusSnape(m): 8:01pm On May 07, 2020
shocked
In Africa, That's commendable.

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Politics / Re: PDP Chieftain Faults Tinubu's 2023 Presidential Ambition by SeverusSnape(m): 9:04am On May 07, 2020
Tissaia:
well Tinubu is more intelligent than their entire ancestors
i
yes o. Tinubu is more intelligent than Socrates and Aristotle combined. Tinubu is the god of intelligence.

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Politics / Re: PDP Chieftain Faults Tinubu's 2023 Presidential Ambition by SeverusSnape(m): 8:59am On May 07, 2020
Prince Adedipe is an IPOD youth
Celebrities / Re: Bob Marley Vs Lucky Dube: Nairalanders Decide! by SeverusSnape(m): 8:37am On May 07, 2020
Lucky Dube.

Marley is a lengend on his own, But personally, I just prefer Lucky Dube's music, They are so inspiring.

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Politics / Re: Lockdown: Police Turn Obollo Afor Benue Border To ATM Machine by SeverusSnape(m): 8:16am On May 07, 2020
Security operatives are cashing out big time.
Travel / Re: Car Crushes Man Making Video Call To Girlfriend On Abeokuta-Siun-Sagamu Express by SeverusSnape(m): 7:24am On May 07, 2020
Davash222:
RIP to him.


Moral of the story; stop making video calls with your girlfriend.
...while walking on a busy road.

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Phones / Re: How Can I Share Data On Airtel by SeverusSnape(m): 1:35am On May 07, 2020
5Gnetwork:
Please how can I share data on airtel?
dial *141# and choose the 6th option (Data sharing and gifting).

Romance / Re: Igbo Boys In Here Aren't Trying With Their Unethical Characters by SeverusSnape(m): 1:31am On May 07, 2020
undecided

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Food / Re: Picture Of A Big Snake I Almost Caught At My Backyard by SeverusSnape(m): 7:18pm On May 06, 2020
Lies. Iro nla grin

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Politics / Re: Court Sentences Man For Insulting Buhari To 18 Months Imprisonment by SeverusSnape(m): 11:28pm On May 05, 2020
grin

Change. I'm sure he's enjoying the 'change' he voted for.

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Health / Re: Presidency May Approve Local Herbs To Battle COVID-19 ― Health Minister by SeverusSnape(m): 11:26pm On May 05, 2020
Here in Madagascar, We use local herbs, and it's helping. cool
Romance / Re: Sex Styles That Can't Pregnant A woman by SeverusSnape(m): 10:13pm On May 05, 2020
Collins300:
please can anyone tell me the type of sex style/position that can't impregnant a girl grin grin ,because i don't like using condom,i need skin to skin.
DRY humping.

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Health / Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by SeverusSnape(m): 10:09pm On May 05, 2020
Was having sex, I've forgotten the position that moment, Somehow her toenail pieced deep into my left thigh. I didn't feel the pain then, till after the whole thing.

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Health / Re: What Are Those Things You Have Stopped Doing Because Of Coronavirus? by SeverusSnape(m): 10:05pm On May 05, 2020
Nazgul:

I thought you're in Madagascar
Yes, When the epidemic was raging... cool
Foreign Affairs / Re: Committee Formed To Make Michelle Obama VP And It's Pushing Hard by SeverusSnape(m): 7:58pm On May 05, 2020
If that is the case, Mama Peace for VP Nigeria 2023. grin

They should leave Michelle out of their politricks biko...
Health / Re: Nigerians Are Truly Creative, See the Wonderful Facemask Made By A Fb friend. by SeverusSnape(m): 7:35pm On May 05, 2020
Slaying with face mask.
Health / Re: Madagascar Sends COVID-19 "Herbal Medicine" To 15 African Countries by SeverusSnape(m): 7:24pm On May 05, 2020
I love Madagascar. cool
Health / Re: Kwara State Govt Has Approved N25,000 As Daily Allowance For Medical Doctors by SeverusSnape(m): 6:27pm On May 05, 2020
Can they sustain it??
Health / Re: What Are Those Things You Have Stopped Doing Because Of Coronavirus? by SeverusSnape(m): 6:18pm On May 05, 2020
Shaking hands...

Going to eateries and Ice cream joint.

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Showkey Slams Nigerians Lagos & Abuja Disobeying Social Distancing(video) by SeverusSnape(m): 5:52pm On May 05, 2020
Nigerians no dey hear word.
Politics / Re: Adesina: You Can't Order President Buhari Around by SeverusSnape(m): 5:49pm On May 05, 2020
PassingShot:

E pain am.

Frustrated Loser! grin
E pain am.

Frustrated zombie grin

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Politics / Re: Adesina: You Can't Order President Buhari Around by SeverusSnape(m): 5:43pm On May 05, 2020
PassingShot:

Slam your head against the closest wall if you're too frustrated. Adesina has said the bitter truth!
You are already a head slammer. grin

So do that.

AdESINNER is a goat, just like bubu the mumu

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Politics / Re: If People Are Allowed To Market Why Stop People From Church And Mosque-GIMBA by SeverusSnape(m): 5:32pm On May 05, 2020
Mtcheewww...
At the markets we get food to sustain us. If you don't eat, you starve to death.
Church and Mosque have nothing to offer you except bogus promises.

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Politics / Re: Adesina: You Can't Order President Buhari Around by SeverusSnape(m): 5:19pm On May 05, 2020
I say it unequivocally that AdeSINNER is the worst special adviser in the history of Nigeria.

Is it not this same charlatan that said Nigerians should release their lands for RUGA to avoid being killed by herdsmen?

Bubu the mumu was elected by Nigerians (i don't want to say 'mumu Nigerians sad ), and he's there to serve the interest of Nigerians, So it's not out of place for us to demand a live media chat from him. But no problem, We know he's a dullard who can't even do that. The bubu that i know can't coherently answer questions from journalists; So no need for it sef.... undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke's Son, JJ, Rocks His Shades In New Photo by SeverusSnape(m): 2:21pm On May 05, 2020
netflicks:


Pls Madagascar guy I heard u guys now have the cure for covid-19 can u confirm if the notion is true?
Very true. We have 0 case right now. cool
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke's Son, JJ, Rocks His Shades In New Photo by SeverusSnape(m): 12:57pm On May 05, 2020
We don't know him here in Madagascar.

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