₦airaland Forum

madridguy:
No one asked you not to support Okoye. But no one should cry when the return leg starts.

Una never see anything, keep supporting rubbish in the name of "my tribe and religion", your mind go dey.

That Number 4 is the cardinal reason - Wickedness!

PulaPower:
Greatest what?

What an insult to other previous USA president. No American would dare say such nonsense you just spew out..

TUluMbU the Useless drug baron is the worst president in Nigerian history, No Nigerian should dare oppose this fact.

Obaofaba:
Not everyone is bittered like you.

You hate Tinubu cos of his tribe.

We will put you all to shame next year.

Which tribe. TUluMbU the Useless is the most incompetent president in the world. Something a pig is better than, is that one a human being

He wasn't the one the impregnated her o
A very big SIMP.

Me too. Doesn't look like something I'd like.

Parachoko and Richtaiwo are coming to call them Igbos.

Counterigbolies:
no b only Mandela, na mungo park

Your agulu packaged fraud can only appeal to u cos u want your own as president, he was the same man u all once jointly cursed

The question we all should ask u is what changed?

What made the same man u once cursed suddenly become the messiah?

Blood pressure is going above the roof in this one. cry cry data boy hehehehe

buygala:
The problem isn't killing heads of whatever, as the US has learnt at great expense in Iran

As long as the underlying issues remain unresolved, there will be millions of young men who will replace such dead leaders...and those new leaders will very likely be more reckless and deadly than the ones they replaced.

Funniest thing I read this year was Trump threatening Iran if they make an attempt is made on his life .... When he bombed their leader Ayatollah and his entire family to oblivion, was he expecting hugs and kisses from them in return? .

So Putin who hasn't made an attempt on Zelensky's life despite being at war with Ukraine is stupid yeah?

Let them keep replacing the head, Israel will keep eliminating the heads, Israel won't get tired. Death to all terrorists and their sympathisers.

Airlord2030:
Hold your state governor responsible....

When you see sense-less comments like this, just know it's from a TUluMbU supporter.

Investing in a MODERN woman now is a great risk. Any man that tries that should draft a contract incase things go south, like they always do most times.

Men are in love, Women are in business.

Djbond:
This made me remember when I was on leave in February, I was trying to woo this girl I met weeks ago then in February, we started talking and she made it known to me she was single. Then I thought I would do everything to gain her heart cuz I'm also single and to me God has finally answered my prayers.

We got along nicely, smooth conversations, started talking about being romantic, at times I would go to her office when she's free and we would gist for hours. To me, the bound was already created, I started feeling accepted by her. I would buy her food, gift items when going to visit her and even wait till she closes from work then I'd escort her home.

On a fateful day, I had planned to prepare a meal for breakfast, I didn't inform her I would be coming to her office to share some of the meal I had prepared, then I dished part of the meal in a cooler set, took it to her office in the morning as a surprise just for to know how caring I can be but to my greatest surprise, she asked me to leave quickly that she had a visitor and she wouldn't want her 'visitor' to see me. I agreed and handed over the food to her only to see a tall guy coming to her office as we were talking, this girl was so excited to see him, shook his hands (maybe she didn't want to hug me) cuz I was still around) and ignored me. I stood outside for some minutes and then decided to leave.

Afterwards, on my way home I texted her to ask why she would ask me to leave and left me out there to follow some other guy? She responded with "But you always come here anytime you like and this person came from a very far distance so are you jealous"?.

I took it as a norm. Then later that evening, when she had closed from work, I texted her how I would retrieve the cooler so I can wash it.

Lol, that's where she flared up that I'm not matured and that I'm childish bla bla BLA and that she can never date me cuz I'm acting jealous. She wouldn't even let me speak or say anything to defend myself to tell her I didn't mean it the way she thought. Well anyway that's when she stopped talking to me oh to cut long story short

If you know what's good for you, Don't attempt to reconnect with her. Let her go, If you don't know, you dodged a bullet.

It's GULLIBLE Nigerians that made buhari president.

Okoroawusa:
Una don start again... you people have not learnt anything from 2023

Everyone, including the zonbées, have learnt that tulumbu the useless is more useless than a used tissue.

Image123:
Now, these are the issues. There are people in the different architecture benefitting from insecurity and sponsoring it. Indeed the love of money is the root of all evil.
Politicizing the situation will not bring solutions.
Many hints that these guys operate with insider power. Insider politicians, military and other security agencies. Na cut by cut.

You go explain tire. TUluMbU the Useless is a USELESS person. There's nothing that can be done as long as TUluMbU the Useless is there. "Give tinubu 30 years, nothing will work" - Bwala.

Believeintruth:
You go block tire, just face the truth, don't fight it

Don't mind that parachoko
Na them data boys sabi block pass, So allergic to the truth.

Parachoko:
I don block you

People like you do not deserve to be on this site

Hehehehe. Your blocking him doesn't change the fact of what he said. Truth is bitter. This particular TRUTH don pain you

Politics - 100
Governance - 0

Just imagine, They should learn how to play politics with the money of the nation while neglecting the core reasons why they were elected, Oya na, tulumbu the useless is an excellent politician, How has that benefited the Nigerian people?

Ofunaofu:
So Laide Olabanji na Igbo actor now? Your eyes don really blur.
Tinubu induced hunger don make you no dey see clearly again

He was being sarcastic na

WizardOfNG:
Yeah. Shall I send you recruitment link so you too can get some 'data'?

Me?. Become a z0m_beee? Nah, Save it for your brothers.

WizardOfNG:
Joker.

Data boy on Nairaland.

WizardOfNG:
You have something charismatic. That's why they are attracted to you and always trying to troll you.

Create and register an NGO. Engage and interface with government and use your capacity to be popular to enter Governance. It isn't as hard as people think.

For more useless jokes text "Data boy of a drug baron" to 419.

Very useless thread.
You killed someone you killed in 2024 in 2026 again!
Oga data boy, America killed him. TUluMbU the Useless can't do shit to terrorist.

All thanks and Glory goes to Trump and America.

GloriousGbola:
one day i will watch the road 2009 but every discussion i see warns that it will mess you up

You go cry if you watch that movie. Trust me.

UnknownQueen:
No go enter man hole like your own.....all the women remaining na ashi..

Sandra surrendered punna, Why can't you
Open something jare. Because E dey your body. It's punna sharing season.

UnknownQueen:
We are all offsprings of your ancestors (your mother inclusive ....)
You no get choice, marry us like that or go enter As# hol£

Come and surrender your kuntus, you seem like them.

emmabest2000:
No Michael Jackson ?
No Fela ?

Day play

Remove Fela abeg