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PoliticsRe: 85 Dead In Boko Haram’s Deadliest Attacks Since Buhari Took-over by SeverusSnape(m): 12:16pm On Sep 22, 2015
Buhari's body odour needs perfume.
PoliticsRe: #sarakiontrial Trending On Twitter by SeverusSnape(m): 11:59am On Sep 22, 2015
*fingers crossed*

...and the witch-hunting kwontinues
PoliticsRe: Photo Saraki Finally Docked by SeverusSnape(m): 11:57am On Sep 22, 2015
MISSNORA:
Beautiful sight.... In the 48 laws of power, I was tot... Neva outshine ur master
In this case, Who's Saraki's master?
PoliticsRe: Police Stops Live Coverage Of Saraki’s Trial by SeverusSnape(m): 10:54am On Sep 22, 2015
Good. I support that. Some things should be done in confidentiality, After the trial, we'll know the tribunal's decision.
PoliticsRe: Military Officers Given Ultimatum To Lose "Pot-bellies" (pic) - COAS by SeverusSnape(m): 10:37am On Sep 22, 2015
...When they go about drinking to stupor and eating like the gluttons that they are, why won't they have pot bellies?
PoliticsRe: How Fulani Herdsmen Abducted Olu Falae by SeverusSnape(m): 9:57pm On Sep 21, 2015
benedictnsi:
Must you blame Buhari for Everythinghuh

Nawah oooo
I don't blame him for everything, but in this case, He's complicit. If the host community should retaliate, B00HARI will go to the state and start asking the governor "why are your people killing my people?" - like he did some years ago in Ondo. These people are his people, He can call them to order with ease.
PoliticsRe: Deadly Bombings Reported In Nigerian City Where Boko Haram Was Founded- NY Times by SeverusSnape(m): 9:49pm On Sep 21, 2015
PoliticsRe: How Fulani Herdsmen Abducted Olu Falae by SeverusSnape(m): 9:41pm On Sep 21, 2015
My goodness!... So the man was abducted by Fulani herdsmen?, What the hell is wrong with these blood-sucking, good-for-nothing cave men??...Can't Buhari Call his brothers to order?, As a grand patron of the 'miyetti alllah' association, can't Buhari rein on his compatriots?.

They kill in the north Central and some parts of the South, believe you me, there's a systematic ethnic cleansing going on in the North. Their goal is to install an Emir in every Nigerian state. Everyone should be at alert.

As for Falae, Nothing should happen to him. I hope he's found hale and hearty.
PoliticsRe: Deadly Bombings Reported In Nigerian City Where Boko Haram Was Founded- NY Times by SeverusSnape(m): 9:40pm On Sep 21, 2015
midolian:
keep calm! We are winning the war. . Sofily sofily catchee monkey grin

..And in the end, we shall say "What GeJ couldn't do in 5yrs, we did in a year" grin
I thought the dullardist said he'd do it in two months time. Zombies every where...
PoliticsRe: Deadly Bombings Reported In Nigerian City Where Boko Haram Was Founded- NY Times by SeverusSnape(m): 9:34pm On Sep 21, 2015
Propaganda government. Dishing out lies to the gullible populace on a daily basis. We all want this War to end, but the propaganda has got to stop. Hundreds are killed weekly, Where is B00HARI's body language when you need ithuh

The news outlets like 'The nations', punch and the rest brown envelope news houses have all gone dumb, If it was during the time of GEJ, Liar Mohammed would have gone to spew trash as usual. Rubbish!
PoliticsRe: Where Saraki's Lawyers Goofed - By T0nyebarcanista by SeverusSnape(m): 9:15pm On Sep 21, 2015
bulldoza:
Foól

Senseless jobless bastąrd Son of a whòre and a drunkąrd old foól.
Your aallah is a monstrous fool. Mohammed is pedophilic cretinous cow.

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PoliticsRe: Where Saraki's Lawyers Goofed - By T0nyebarcanista by SeverusSnape(m): 8:50pm On Sep 21, 2015
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Host ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit Tomorrow by SeverusSnape(m): 8:05pm On Sep 21, 2015
RomanceRe: She Sneezes Whenever She Cooks by SeverusSnape(m): 7:41pm On Sep 21, 2015
PoliticsRe: 51 Confirmed Dead In Multiple Bomb Blast In Maiduguri by SeverusSnape(m): 7:14pm On Sep 21, 2015
rozayx5:
brown envelope journalist are trying to suppress this news to make the delusional war on terror look effective

nothing has changed. the punch is avoiding this news like a plague
If it was during GEJ's era, Liar Mohammed would have gone on air to spew lies and trash as usual.
PoliticsRe: FG Declares Thursday, Friday As Public Holidays by SeverusSnape(m): 7:11pm On Sep 21, 2015
Good. Flexing and resting for me, No alarms ring. Uniklinkum , Will there be public holiday in Germany?
PoliticsRe: 51 Confirmed Dead In Multiple Bomb Blast In Maiduguri by SeverusSnape(m): 7:11pm On Sep 21, 2015
"We are winning the war" - B00HARI

Much as I want this war against terrorism to come to an end, This nonsense body language government has to stop dishing out propaganda to the already gullible populace.
PoliticsRe: Where Saraki's Lawyers Goofed - By T0nyebarcanista by SeverusSnape(m): 6:57pm On Sep 21, 2015
Demmzy15:
Guy you don come with your mushroom analysis! It's getting boring and baseless, I'll advice you take the back sit.

Pa Shukwudi Saraki's shoeshiner/buttlicker, we're expecting you here. Come and spew venom as usual!
Chai!... Sense you no get. So you believe this is the REAL barcanistahuh grin
PoliticsRe: Where Saraki's Lawyers Goofed - By T0nyebarcanista by SeverusSnape(m): 6:53pm On Sep 21, 2015
Another barcanista wannabe. grin
PoliticsRe: Where Saraki's Lawyers Goofed - By T0nyebarcanista by SeverusSnape(m): 6:52pm On Sep 21, 2015
Hehehehehehehehehehe
RomanceRe: Virgin Mentality by SeverusSnape(m): 6:37pm On Sep 21, 2015
eldav:
You keep blaming guys because you are no longer a virgin and that is one of the problems in our society today. Nobody wants to take responsibility for their actions. When that guy asked you for sex why didn't you say no? OK you said no for a while and later gave into his advances,right?

Listen, no matter how much guys love sex,they won't force you to have sex with them,except the mentally unbalanced ones who rape.as long as you are a virgin and you tell a guy you don't want to have sex until you get married,which is the best, he won't force you. Infact he will have more respect for your self control.

Now you are no longer a virgin you go about ranting that its the guy's fault, that they should stop sleeping with girls if virgins must abound,forgetting that most girls give it up because they want to. Stop making guys the villain and accept responsibility for your choices. Now tell your daughter whenever she comes around,that if a guy asks for sex,she should be bold enough to say no and stand by her words.

Lemme not see you rant again.
Correct guy!... Tell all these kids that litters Nairaland, The girl is just pained that she lost hers and now she found out the value.

I know she'll be jealous of her friends who are still virgins and will even go ahead to encourage them to lose it.
RomanceRe: Virgin Mentality by SeverusSnape(m): 6:35pm On Sep 21, 2015
Vick4rill:
who is dis slowpoke? What do u know abt real love ur sheer stupidity is making u see virginity as a stone age tin... If not been a virgin is sumtin to be proud of as ur sisters to bring out the discussion about how they re disvirgin in family gathering
My brother, These Nairalanders are something else. No wonder immorality is the order of the day, No wonder we have more failed marriages these days. You don't have to educate anyone, deep in their hearts, they know what is right.

Virginity is a virtue, and a man will pay more respect to a woman he married untouched, this is just the fact.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Army Approves Promotion For 5,000 Soldiers Fighting Boko Haram by SeverusSnape(m): 5:56pm On Sep 21, 2015
They should promote me too o
PoliticsRe: How Aisha Buhari Ordered Closure Of Villa Chapel Children’s Church - Daily Post by SeverusSnape(m): 5:18pm On Sep 21, 2015
uniklinkum:
You jobless idiiot stop polluting my mentions with your idiocy. While you here wasting away real men are out there making mega cash in hard currency. stay here and keep wasting away scallywag.
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RomanceRe: besty_) by SeverusSnape(m):
Tell him you're not interested. Simple!

Don't tell me you're thinking of...
PoliticsRe: Saraki’s Case: The Real Inside Story by SeverusSnape(m): 3:41pm On Sep 21, 2015
I'm surprised this is coming from 'leadership'.
Over the past two months, Sahara Reporters and The Nation have gone as far as publishing a fake copy of Saraki’s passport in an effort to disparage him
This is revealing...

He explained that Buhari is clearly trying to make Saraki either resign, or accept his nominees for Ministers without a proper vetting process. Nigerians have noticed that nominees like Babatunde Fowler, who was appointed to head the Federal Inland Revenue Service on Tinubu’s recommendation, has started work, despite needing to be confirmed by the Senate.
RomanceRe: Virgin Mentality by SeverusSnape(m): 2:55pm On Sep 21, 2015
Mtcheeww... I must marry a virgin joor. Go with your 'non-virginity'.
PoliticsRe: Photos: Flood Ravages Kaduna by SeverusSnape(m): 2:39pm On Sep 21, 2015
Abduljabbar4 the gworo seller, I know say water don carry your kiosk and hut. grin
PoliticsRe: Jesus Christ Was A BLACK Man..reveals Newly Found Manuscript by SeverusSnape(m): 2:23pm On Sep 21, 2015
FoodRe: NAFDAC Issues Alert On The Presence Of Contaminated Nestle Maggi Noodles by SeverusSnape(m): 2:15pm On Sep 21, 2015
Take note. But which one is Nestlé Maggi Noodles againhuh
https://www.ekekeee.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/maggi-noodles-700x357.jpg

Looks yummy though...

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