₦airaland Forum

Kastonkastroll:
[s]Dude is aint my fault that your mama poop you out through her a$$ neither is it my fault that life has been so hard on you. OK bloody bastard, if only your dad used a condom that unfortunate night he was ramming your mum like the retard he was, am very sure a catastrophic disaster like you won't happen.

Awon smello, I have warned you on several occasions not to quote me or mention my moniker on this forum but I guess the six wraps of ibo weed you take everyday won't let you adhere to my warnings.

May Ogun kill you and useless father/mother this night. Boy you better stay clear off my way or you will most definitely get crushed like your good for nothing grandfather who died like a chicken that he was.. May he rest in the bottom of hell fire....


Bloody bastard who doesn't even know what bond index market means... Pathetic loser who has made nairaland his weeping home.


God punish you, bastard[/s]

madridguy:
[s]How I wish President Buhari came back as a Military president maybe by now some people will be shut down. I still don't know what the selfish members of PDP want from the president when PMB started the crusade against corruption PDP said start from your party " APC " and now the search light is on Saraki same PDP were shouting witch-hunting....PDP please leave us alone, we wasted 16 solid years under your bad leadership and I think we need freedom now. You people milked the hell out of this nation, bastardize every sector, looted our treasury, killed thousands of innocent souls for your selfish interest, divided the country through ethnicity and religion just for your selfish interest. Enough is enough, we voted for CHANGE and the change is here to stay. Ride on Buhari, you're free to bulldozer your way for the betterment of we masses. Enough of SHAM democratic process that is dragging us backward. We want positive change by fire or by force, by dictatorship or by crook just help the masses. God bless Nigeria.[/s]

Hardeyghold:
Dint you lol

Kastonkastroll:
You are fool. I won't be surprised if you exhibit the inanity you showcase here to your parents at home you residual RoosterDrinker with a tag of lunacy on that big for nothing wood on your neck.

Fool

Kastonkastroll:
[s]Your oldman is a multinational terrorist you bloody sick illiterate. How dare you call your president a terrorist? Sometimes I just wish the constitution should be suspended and the degree reintroduced so that imbecilic fools like you will be gun-down without anybody questioning the gov't....




Bloody rhesus monkey[/s]

donbossone:
Agreed but like I said, I prefer an intelligent girl. Intelligent girls do not open their legs easily, I had one in my class, she had a first class! No time for dating.

You are rolling with lazy and dull girls . Every man seeks a virgin but then, virginity should not be a yardstick to blissful marriage because women are adventurous, she might want to try something else in marriage. I am very very selective so I will not settle for just any girl, I see all these girls you talk about and will not go one hundred metres close to them because they have nothing to offer other than their privates.

ExInferis:
At least your fellow rabble-rousers have more decorum.

But you, bigotry and childishness are eating your sanity like cancer.

Barcanista, please rein in your little puppy. He's yapping where big dogs are barking.

ExInferis:
Haha i'm immune to childishness.
Grow up, Mr Noisemaker

ExInferis:
What muslims would or would not do is not the issue here. The issue is that there is a persistent internal crisis within the chuirch that was threatening the peace of the immediate community. CAN itself could not halt the lingering crisis so the security council recommended closure to forestall breakdown of law and order.

This is proactive governance, and I quite understand that the PDP, being reactionary, would've allowed a descent to chaos before it attempted to take any actions.

But then, your quest to be a perpetual Nairaland nuisance supersedes logic and reason.

Tallesty1:
It is possible that she opened her eyes just the moment the guys appeared from God knows where.


Or Don't You Think So

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Calm down nah bros What's perverse about staring at a naked woman If na me I go look wella And besides na Ur sister dem dey look?

5minsmadness:
OK cool.
I like your self control.
Similar thing happened to me. It took me some seconds to even believe what I was seeing and then she ran inside, her butt wiggling behind her.
We laughed it off and are still good friends till today.


Op don't fret. It's no biggie.

Tallesty1:
Gentleman and Maturity.



Two words that Nigerians misuse most.


The guys were shocked as the lady, their brain needed some seconds or maybe minute to process what's before them before they can decide what to do.

They were shocked not staring.

OZAOEKPE:
"connections in high places, tell me how this country go take better?"

5minsmadness:
Standing ovation for you sir. Well said.
Now back in the real world...

A guy(scratch that) GUYS come across a nak_ed lady as they turn the corner. The first thing they wil do is LOOK. it's not shit that they will turn away immediately. Some might even gawk sef esp if it's someone they know and have been admiring. It's only after that first glance that they'll look away. Am sure the guys didn't continue staring as she started screaming. They would have excused themselves or looked away but that doesn't take away the fact that the first glance will engrave her nak_ed form in their minds.

They came across a rare and beautiful sight. It's thier privilege to stare even a little.

5minsmadness:
Nigga r u gay?
Nairaland sha
Why can't we say the truth for once.

Guys had no reason to stand looking at a nak_ed hot chic having her bath


Isokay oh, don't bite my head off, I know you would have averted your eyes immediately.

Shior.

tomakint:
You hope right bro, this is what he will do. Remember he said his fight against corruption will be more of his party, APC, and this is what we are seeing. You wondered how Amaechi lost the SGF slot and more embarrasingly the Ministerial list Severus, this Buhari will BITE!

tomakint:
My dear SeverusSnape, I still remain a GEJite, sympathetic to the PDP cause just like you but this one requires our collective supports.....you have no business supporting Saraki, he is nothing a bloody rogue both in private and public lives. Are you aware that we are talking of billions in dollars here after him more heads will roll.....so let's keep watching

tomakint:
You know we share the same poltical ideology but on this one Saraki's inordinate ambition nailed him...as for those names you mentioned yes, we are waiting for Buhari's next move but for now let's enjoy the first scapegoat.

philips70:
Only native doctors with strong witchcraft spirits can cure your madness. By then you will be running fully naked in your community. Orue.

Firefire:
Bukola Saraki must return all the loot in his custody, persecution or no persecution.

Then we face the other corrupt individuals.

Sigidi to ba fe te, ani ki won gbe ohun lo si odo lo we...

Firefire:
Who is Jonathan ?


Is Amaechi or Tinubu bearing that name ?