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Just like guy's do fancy big ass and big boøbs..

Mine is kinda weird. Having a 3some with a muscular black dude and a british white man.

Too tall is not gud jarey. It has a way of telling how the guy's yekini will look like.. A litle above average is just fine.

Simply, coz they lack shame.

If he could make me squirt twice during sex in a single round. Also, if he could mk me the mother of his kids and finally if he continously shower's me with gifts.

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Mine was kinda awkward.. Was coming back with a female colleague from a late nyt party and this hungry looking dude tried playing a fast one on us. He wanted collecting our fones, i wasn't ready to give it up easily coz i jst bought the fone recently. I used all the strength in me to kick his balls, we started running and shouting at same time. He couldn't stand up coz he was in pains. Felt bad afterwards.

So how about guys? Nigga go get a job and stop beefing gurls.

He drugged my drink all coz he wanted alving sex with me. Initially, we agreed on no sex thingy buh the poor dude started feeling funky hørny jst months after we started dating. Too bad i had to dump his sorry ass. 9ja guys and sex sha!

Dude has to be a working class sha or a successful business man. Not necessarily handsome buh smart looking and most importantly should have a highly functioning yekini. Selah!

Pls wake up from this your shitty hallucinations.. Btw mayb you should stop drinking brukutu. Awon oloshi leleyi

Lips sealed. Only guys do kiss & tell.

If you are in lagos, shoot me a pm lemme direct you where to get a nice one. Btw you don't have to get scared of hrtbrk's, cheating, pregnancy, std's & every problem's that comes with alving a cheating b.f

Stop generalizing pls. Av gat lot's of flesh behind yet am so far from being promiscous.. Being promiscous is a decision and has nafin to do with one's ass. Selah!

Sure it does. Also, it goes a long way to show her you ain't selfish and would go any length to get her to cloud 9... #punny_sucking_dudes_rockz

numericalguy:


In other words you said no to the lecturer only to hand over your yansh to your HOD.

Honestly, you are wasted semen. mtscheww!! Awon oloshi leleyi.


For the records, my dad went over and spoke to the H.O.D and he promised nafin would stop me graduating.

"Extra respect"is an under statement... If has an effective working yekini, expert in bed, coupled with being loving and faithful. Then I will adore him coz he is a treasure that is almost going extinct in our contemporary society.

Mine was when a lecturer was on my neck asking for sex... Lot"s of peeps were asking me to succumb to his request buh tenk God my H.O.D came to my rescue. That was definitely my hardest NO.

b0rn2fuck:
Hmmm! I don't check PM more often, and secondly, I wasn't around lagos at the time of that invitation, but honestly, I have reveal myself and I have no other skeleton left at the cupboard, reason most people term me bad guy is because I do what I say and I said, what I did, the real bad ones are those who kept quiet monitoring your movement even warning you to be careful of us because we are vocal, we are not green snake in the green grass. We don't rape, we don't sleep with someone wife and we don't seek for free pussy. . Keep girl as friend is (total loss) but rather We either seek for pay as U go ( ashawo and olosho ) installments service ( girlfriend), hire purchase or credit ( street girls) and long term debt (baby mama) and Bad Debt ( wife) and incase of bad debt written off ( Divorce) ....and we are free to go and back to single ( financial freedom) .. But which circle do you want to belong, ordinary friend ( total loss) fast food,recharge free and nothing in return or girlfriend (installment payment) , I will pay,pay,pay and only pussy in return.

You never stop amazing me.. If you weren't married(have a baby mama), i would have luv to be your wife. Lol

Btw i admire your honest alot.. #Kisses

b0rn2fuck:
I am good friend to about 4 to 5 girls on nairaland but honestly, they are matured but I see some as sisters, I wouldn't mention their name and some we even chat on phone wella, it not necessary you drop your detail. Nothing you want to offer than I haven't been offer, vice versa. Nothing I could offer too but respect the likeness I have for you. I am a young dude, not rich, not poor but hustle must surely have a pay day. You screw up already in december when I wanna host you, not for sex but never mind.

I can't remember screwing up. I invited you to my modelling show yet you neva showed interest. I remembad i sent you a pm bout it yet u din't reply. Am not happy with you jor. Two friends on nairaland came to the show and trust me they had a good time.

Beadex1:
roll those ass and come back here, need To check it out

Lolz.... I bind u ni

b0rn2fuck:
Let's leave trash for lawma ja re! To be honest, you cannot date me for one week without wanting to keep me for more than 5 years. If I'm lying,make thunder strike my anus but I'm not a single and searching, people like me wouldn't be single even for a day, ask Kilode100, she has more details about me. My current girlfriend already clocking 3 years since 2013 and my true girlfriend still with me since 2007 till date. I am very nice, maybe spoil, joke and give everything to put smile on any woman face. If you think my words is sweet,boneface, I'm indeed occupied while those who knows me for real still fighting for space. If its just for the pant, me and kilode100, go don overfuck each other by now with some other girl I meet on nairaland then. Make I no just mention name. I'm not in for pant, I maybe joking about it because that's the cheapest any street guy to lay hand on. . I'm average okay though. I like you, respect that and don't see it as my weakness and rude to it. You still my woman. Your chance; my lost because I could drain my account for a smile on any girl face without seeing her pant, not just a girl self, even my male guys sabbi say I stick with them even at hard time. That's why I rock like boat. Abeg , make I no fumble too much. I'm just smiling at all your comment because you don't know who born2fuck is for real

Soo touching... I still like you sha. Lemme spend some time and think if I should come and chop your money too. lol

Goodboiyy:


So u mean all guys in Nigeria sucks ?... if u bf can't satisfy u dont tag the whole Nigerians weaklings..

Freemanan, truckpusher, Wats ur contribution ?.. see the way this ladies they call us weaklings.. chai

9ja dudes be bragging, yet no game.

Coz you guys will end up terming us whores.. Its best we let you guys do the chasing..

When will Nairaland guys stop generalizing on we females.. what you wrote is simply trash! Btw I can't remember the last time I had sex. I can't easily give in to any dude no matter how wealthy he is.

This is soo true. I seem to be easily carried away by sweet words. That has certainly been my weakness. I almost fell to b0rn2fuck and femistico swt words buh tenk God a good nairalander sent me a pm warning me to stay off them.

Mine is clubbing and my vibrator jor.... Guys wahala too much.

pheyhi:


I thought it was just me,guys are so damn selfish, all they know to do is make empty boasts, they will say is u that made them ejaculate very fast chai

lol.. you ain't alone gurl. 9ja men na wash, all full of bragging with no game.

3rdlegxxx:


wasn't even trying to be funny, i like the fact that you can be blunt, fun and open minded about kinky, naughty things, its a turn on... happy new week dear

Enjoy your week too