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Forum GamesRe: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by sexyLeamon(op): 8:20am On Aug 09, 2009
awsome

you are in Japan
Christianity EtcRe: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by sexyLeamon(f): 8:17am On Aug 09, 2009
Thor:
Why would we bow to such a weak and stupid diety such as Jesus and God?

Lucifer is the ruler of the world and is all powerful and the real God!
shake head some people are gone saving their soul is going to be hard
Forum GamesRe: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by sexyLeamon(op): 8:07am On Aug 09, 2009
go back to sleep

you are all burn
RomanceRe: President Leave Me Alone. by sexyLeamon(f): 8:04am On Aug 09, 2009
Darkaengel:
Please moderator kindly send out a warning to president on nairaland. We met on Yahoo chat and ever since he has been very abusive. He thinks I told him I'm an indian, and all of a sudden finds out I'm a Nigerian. I dont care what the bastard thinks, all I want is to be left alone, or is he gay?
Rolflmao did u tell the moderator when the affair was going on? grin now dat everything has bowled in ur
face, you come here to cause noise undecided you should be happy sha, he is a president isn't he? grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Tribute To Seun by sexyLeamon(f): 7:56am On Aug 09, 2009
I second you guys you get to see every thing on nairaland. the good the bad and the ugly all is on here grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Is The Hottest Girl On Nairaland? by sexyLeamon(f): 7:53am On Aug 09, 2009
ekpan:
I can tell you who the ugliest is!! Michelin89
only ugly people called others ugly undecided
Forum GamesRe: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by sexyLeamon(op): 7:35am On Aug 09, 2009
sorry am not a lesbo

what if I ask you to be friends?
Forum GamesRe: Rokiatu Let's Chat Here by sexyLeamon(op): 7:34am On Aug 09, 2009
am sure he did wink
FamilyRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by sexyLeamon(f): 7:33am On Aug 09, 2009
@ post something big let me see better
FamilyRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by sexyLeamon(f): 7:32am On Aug 09, 2009
ezex:
i am the most finest guy on nairaland,rate me.
have u seen others guys? why jump to such conclusion? undecided
CelebritiesRe: You Decide Who Is More Beautiful Aishwarya Rai Vs Angelina Jolie by sexyLeamon(f): 7:30am On Aug 09, 2009
michelin89:
She doesn't have curves! shocked
my dear grin
RomanceRe: Who Will Marry Sexyleamon? by sexyLeamon(f): 7:27am On Aug 09, 2009
I give them a food called love wink
CelebritiesRe: All Shahrukh Khan Fans Come In by sexyLeamon(op): 7:24am On Aug 09, 2009
undecided undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Sexyleamon Darling, Please Come In by sexyLeamon(f): 7:21am On Aug 09, 2009
Sexytricia:
Pat are u a lesb
stay away from my wife angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by sexyLeamon(op): 7:19am On Aug 09, 2009
rokiatu:
LMAO leamon where do you get these
jokes from?
really really funny cheesy cheesy cheesy
my secret wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: VUITTON, Only You N Me With Our Loffff by sexyLeamon(f): 7:17am On Aug 09, 2009
Gabry u are a crazy human being cheesy cheesy
RomanceCan Any Relationship Be Completely Equal? by sexyLeamon(op): 7:13am On Aug 08, 2009
It was put to me recently that in any relationship, there is always one person who is ultimately dominant. This goes against everything I believe. But since I have an obligation to myself to continually learn and question, I decided to throw this question out to all you nairalanders in order to get other perspectives.
FamilyRe: Why Do Poor People Have So Many Kids by sexyLeamon(f): 6:42am On Aug 08, 2009
I don't get it either. You'd think they'd be smart enough to have 1 or 2 children and raise them correctly instead of having more kids than they can handle. a lot of poor people often don't have access to contraceptives, their religious beliefs prevent the use of them or they just do not know about it.
Jokes EtcRe: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by sexyLeamon(op): 6:24am On Aug 08, 2009
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night".

So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night.

The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says "if you can make that horse over there cry i will give you free drinks for the rest of the night.

So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts crying, and the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender asks what the man did to make the horse laugh and what he did to make him cry.

The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than he does and to make him cry I showed him".
Forum GamesRe: War Don Start!. Will U Save D Person Above You (yes Or No) Add Ur Reasons by sexyLeamon(f): 6:11am On Aug 08, 2009
thank God my back save me lol
Jokes EtcRe: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by sexyLeamon(op): 6:09am On Aug 08, 2009
An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal, 

Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a closeby man, " Can you help me point my penis" ?

The man reluctantly accepted but, decided not to look at the mans penis. After a few seconds of holding it he thinks, " Hey! I'm grabbing it right"? " So I should look, I have a right"!

He looks down at the mans privates and sees that is beyond hideous . Startled he jumps back and lets go, asking. " What the hell is wrong with it ?"

The "armless" man pulls his arms out of his jacket and says "I dunno, but, I ain't touchin' it." and walks away.  grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by sexyLeamon(op): 5:58am On Aug 08, 2009
There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"
Jokes EtcRe: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by sexyLeamon(op): 5:52am On Aug 08, 2009
A[b] cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."

The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."

The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up" [/b]

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