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awsome you are in Japan |
Thor:shake head some people are gone saving their soul is going to be hard |
go back to sleep you are all burn |
Darkaengel:Rolflmao did u tell the moderator when the affair was going on? now dat everything has bowled in urface, you come here to cause noise you should be happy sha, he is a president isn't he? ![]() |
I second you guys you get to see every thing on nairaland. the good the bad and the ugly all is on here ![]() |
ekpan:only ugly people called others ugly ![]() |
sorry am not a lesbo what if I ask you to be friends? |
am sure he did ![]() |
@ post something big let me see better |
ezex:have u seen others guys? why jump to such conclusion? ![]() |
michelin89:my dear ![]() |
I give them a food called love ![]() |
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Sexytricia:stay away from my wife ![]() |
rokiatu:my secret ![]() |
Gabry u are a crazy human being ![]() |
It was put to me recently that in any relationship, there is always one person who is ultimately dominant. This goes against everything I believe. But since I have an obligation to myself to continually learn and question, I decided to throw this question out to all you nairalanders in order to get other perspectives. |
I don't get it either. You'd think they'd be smart enough to have 1 or 2 children and raise them correctly instead of having more kids than they can handle. a lot of poor people often don't have access to contraceptives, their religious beliefs prevent the use of them or they just do not know about it. |
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night". So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night. The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says "if you can make that horse over there cry i will give you free drinks for the rest of the night. So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts crying, and the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender asks what the man did to make the horse laugh and what he did to make him cry. The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than he does and to make him cry I showed him". |
thank God my back save me lol |
An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal, Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a closeby man, " Can you help me point my penis" ? The man reluctantly accepted but, decided not to look at the mans penis. After a few seconds of holding it he thinks, " Hey! I'm grabbing it right"? " So I should look, I have a right"! He looks down at the mans privates and sees that is beyond hideous . Startled he jumps back and lets go, asking. " What the hell is wrong with it ?" The "armless" man pulls his arms out of his jacket and says "I dunno, but, I ain't touchin' it." and walks away. ![]() |
There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that" So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!" |
A[b] cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking. The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad." The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza." The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up" [/b] |
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now dat everything has bowled in ur
you should be happy sha, he is a president isn't he? 