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Pharoh:
There is a photo up there now SL

but dat is not him.

xynerio:
Since my gal went back to school I have been lonely and tempted. Now I need a par-time gal that will keep me company until she comes back. You might be lucky to take her place.

lol lol lol if u get one, pls tell me.

[quote author=wale.star link=topic=345692.msg4885930#msg4885930 date=1257733887]Let me chose madlady because in life, heart matters not beauty, no matter how ugly a woman  or beautiful  is, she is always the prettiest in an eye of some body, I prefer madlady to Agbani Darego[/quote]who brain did u borrow to post dis?  that make so much sense if only you could post like this most of the time.

good luck

if I may ask, why would u want to know?

All you can do is sound your concern and be a friend, she and I mean she is the only person who can get herself out of this situation.

but now he's dead

[quote author=190.yaris link=topic=348870.msg4885578#msg4885578 date=1257727218]your answer is here

contact gabry the fattest lady in nairaland to help u with what u seek~ [/quote]not funny!

he got no photo there

busybody20:
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted

have u consider comedy as a career?

yea she is very pretty.

Priyanka Chopra at Alert India chartity dinner

Bipasha Basu sizzles at Fa Extreme Men’s perfume launch

the boss has spoken he he nonsense

EMMANUELJ:
Pls is it a crime to love very fat lady or woman?

like freaking hell no

EMMANUELJ:
am on my late 20s,and i want very fat lady or woman,

what do i do?

you have to look for them which is very easy.