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Timzy234: I'm depending on nairaland o. Kip me updated. Love ya

i tink...beta dan livescores

Messi neva score?

U'r d egg in ma eggroll witout u,m just a puffpuff

1.Mtn
2.tinubu

tu baba

wia is it pasted?

Nigeria-Eyimba of Aba
England - Man-utd
spain- real madrid
Italy - inter milan
germany-Dortmort
french- p.s.g
south/africa - pirate
russia - p.s.v
portugal - fc porto

wetin concern arsenal wit cup

wetin concern patience wit english

25 oct

elisha..............d man with double portion

Child abuse

rabbit

5:1

lol...

lwkm. A principal addresses d students pointing out some of the rules.
"The female dormitory will b out-of-bounds 4 all male students, so 2 d male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught will be fined N200 d 1st time. caught the 2nd time will be fined N600. a 3rd time will incur a hefty fine of N1800.ANY QUESTIONS?".
To this, a male student asked: "HOW MUCH FOR A COMPLETE SEASON ?"lmao..

Aizebioje: Ur insensitivity and lack of respect for the dead is choking... And I must say I didn't feel a nerve tickle neither did I make an attempt to smile.
You should put this in the GARBAGE section cos this a'int a joke...NOT EVEN CLOSE

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.You JUST acted as though your stupidity is a virtue.

I Told an IBADAN Chic dat i just Bought a SAMSUNG GALAXY TABLET,She Told me to GET WELL SOON

Akpos just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in London.
The manager told him: "...in here we give every customer personalized services, and you have to be very observant so you know how to address their every need even before they ask".
Before the manager could finish, a couple walked through the hotel entrance and the manager quickly approached them, nicely took their baggage and said, "
welcome Mr & Mrs Smith, it is our delight to have you in our hotel. Please come this way to the reception." And he led them to them reception.
After the couple had been taken care of, Akpos asked the manager, "Has the couple been visiting this hotel before?"
"No" Came the reply from the manager.
"So how come you knew their name?" Asked Akpos;
"That is why I told you to be very observant. All I had to do was quickly look at the label on their baggage while I'm taking it from them and see the name on the tag".
"Oh, here comes another couple. Why don't you give it a try?"
"Ok" said Akpos. And he hurriedly approached the couple, helped them with their luggage and said,
"Welcome Mr& Mrs SUPERIOR HAND MADE LEATHER! We are delighted to have you in our hotel..."
The manager almost fainted!gud am

Crusade!!!
Run 4 ur life international ministry, invites u 2 her 4th coming crusade. Theme: D devil is from Aluu.
Ministring: The chief of Aluu ,Osama bin ladin from Afghanistan.
Gadafi 4rm Libya.
& other anointed criminals.
Praises & War-ship 2 be led by Anini & Derico.
Choir stand Dagrin.
Offering 2 be collected by Tafa-Balogun.
Father of d day Gen Sani-Abacha.
Gate-man OBJ.
Venue:Niger-Delta militant-camp.
Time: 11pm till dawn.
Date:15th oct 2012.
There will be BOKO-HARAM squad 2 ensure maximum security, come & ur life will never remain d same again. u there and pls don't
item 7 by clifford orji

love youth health

in the name of love ( en cambino)

An aspirant wit 221 jamb scorez 58% post ume.any hope?

any ESTAKO in the house

DO YOU NEED THAT OF SOCCER YOU CAN BUY AND SELL PLAYERS

2GO & MOZAT?

mostly for the interested one i have an online game if only you are interested

jackie chan

A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day, their driver died of poisoning.

A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why? He answered so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.

A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties,  Ah ah ah ah ah.

http://www.punchng.com/index.php/news/item/7896-50000-candidates-jostle-for-500-places-in-federal-varsity
5oo only follow that links

my sis took the school as first choice 44 post ume score 248 jamb aadimted in jamb site but can't find it on the school site