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shardai:
Pls i also have the test next week can u please forward any past questions that could be of help
Fshademe@gmail.com

youngest85:
Mtchew she's even pregnant

ZarZar:
Obviously he'll have to take her size into consideration & take it easy, try not to "impale her heart" Van Helsing style

Lol @ 150 cm is not a dwarf. What height range qualifies one as a dwarf? And what's considered too short?

152 cm representin!

ernie4life:
Hmmm
Most of you saying no don't even understand the reasons behind joint account.

Now joint account means both parties have access to the account with or without the other party. That means in event that they other person is not around the other person can have unlimited access to the account.


Nobody prays for eventualities like death or sickness that renders you unable to perform your normal bank transaction, in such case who do you expect to take care of your money there? Next of kin?

Next of kin can't access your account without letter of administration, now to get letter of administration you need to get a certificate of death and to get it a hospital has to first issue a letter that the party is dead then you can go for certificate of death, before heading to a court to prove that he or she is the next of kin and is the sole person legal allowed to take care of things when you are dead, this may also mean presenting your will.

It's not as easy as I just typed, now what if a it's a situation where you have other family members fighting over your property or what you left behind, what if they parties fighting are more grounded then who you would like to take care of your funds.

Joint account cuts all this process and makes it easier for your spouse to take control of things.

I never understood all this until of recent that a close client and friend passed away and if not for joint account, the wife would have being at the mercy of the dead party's siblings.


Joint account is good, considering we all pray to marry right.

anonimi:
Even when the price of oil from the Niger Delta started nose diving, Jonathan managed our economy very well such that our exchange rate did not crash anyhow unlike the dullard who has ruled ruined us for two years.
Oil price crashed by over 50% but Jonathan managed our exchange rate to drop only by N10 from N206 on the shared picture of the OP to N216 on the campaign poster for CHANGE.
The dullard is a curse upon this land.
The zombies should remove their deadi bodi, abeg.


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tuscani:
I just voted for you bow

Tazdroid:
if I hear

Tazdroid:
WEE WEE WEE!
WAA! WAA! WAA!
NYSC and their yeye warm up soundtracks e.g
"SHOE....GET....SIZE!
OKIRIKA GET QUALITY!
ASHAWO GET... ASHAWO GET... ASHAWO GET CUSTOMER!!!!

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pochoo:
Suspecting multiple account

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Transcends:
Please, in case you have other means where my ID card could be available, do well to tell. Thanks.

I have just the NIMC slip.

refiner:
Onye ara

Sapphire06:
You are not alone.. The id card issue is giving me serious headache

ruggedtimi:
convert 20mill dols to naira abeg...wether u go broke again for dis life

ruggedtimi:
u never jam yahoo boys..yahoo boys day wey dey pick as much as 20mill dolls not naira..dollars

Kenshinmunac:
I don't see the reason for don jazzy signing this dna guys.

There is nothing fascinating and/or intriguing about their voice that would make me stay glued to my speakers or put the song on repeat, their voice sounds like every other auto tuned up coming artist voice!

Look at the first song they brought out, the normal everyday kind of "humble smith" song we all are tired of hearing.

Is it just me? But this guys are whack.

JARUSHUB:
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MeezPat:
Try get a valid ID if u dont hv one

2016v2017:
Igbos not fools, if they secede from Nigeria, I'll apply for their visa and relocate - Idris Abubakar, Dakata of Kano

I think and believe in Nigeria today, Igbos love themselves more than every other tribe.. If you see any Igbo rich business man, listen to his story how he got to where he is today, he will always start with, I was a poor boy at home with my parents when my uncle, brother, or relation took me and brought me to the city to learn trade with him and finally settled me to start my own.

IGBOS ARE RARE.

1] You will see one Igbo man who has trained and settled more than 100 young men and all are doing well in their businesses.

2] It is only Igbo man that I have seen who would train a child that is not his in schools up to the university level.

3] Only an Igbo man would send a relation abroad to go and find means to survive without minding how much it cost him.

4] Every Igbo man want his brother to live comfortably and don’t have to rely on others.

5] Igbo man would rather teach you how to catch a fish than to give you already caught fish.

6] When an Igbo man marries, he takes good care of his wife and children plus his wife’s relations unlike the other tribes that dont respect their wives.

7] My sister Murna has always said that she would love to marry an Igbo man because they know how to take good care of their wives and those related to her.

8] Igbo man, no matter what and where he maybe, would always have home at heart and wherever they see their people, they make themselves known.

9] Wherever they are, they would surely have Igbo meetings and gatherings of their local governments people.

10] Igbo man would go to meetings every Sunday where they meet with their people.

I wonder how anyone could say that Igbos don’t love themselves, In fact we are jealous of Igbo people for how united and together they come all the time. When something happen to one of them, they would come together and assist. I have seen people from other tribes buried here when they died, but when an Igbo die here they must gather and take the body home in solidarity.

Things Igbo people do together I have never seen in other tribes in Nigeria. An Hausa or Yoruba rich man would never do anything to help you, they rather be giving you 20 Naira every time they see you that is after you must greeted them tire.

If Biafra goes away from Nigeria, I will be the first to apply for their visa, I want stay with them very intelligent people, they know how to make things happen. – Idris Abubakar, (The Dakata of Kano)

cezeilo1:
I applied for this job oo. I never see any thing from fidelity. they don't keep their word.