Hi zogo,

You have properties for sale but you have not put up the prices.
Surely its not deliberate; or is it

Hi there,
First things first, your job description is quite vague; as such, it begs the following questions:

1) What are the requirements
2) What would you like to accomplish
3) Are you techno-savvy enough to suggest your prefered technology stack

Last but not the least , what is your pay rate?

All answers to info@systentia.co.uk
No beating around the bush please, thank you.

Abeg jo! Make una leave story.
This should be a harsh lesson to all the shity press in Naij.
Didn't they have anything better to write about?
Yobo for don sue for N1 Billion Naira self.

@ K.K.N

Abeg if someone can file a law suit for N500 M does dat not show you that they must have enough money in their pocket, considering the fact that the case could go either way?

Abeg make una talk with common sense, broke my yansh!
Football na beans? e eaaaaasy?
Come run 4 standard pitch in winter for 90 mins make we see how you cope the following morning!

Wether he broke or he no broke N500 M go still pay the CEO's salary for 20 years!

LOL at the chicken and chips rant
@2Legit2Qui tooooooo funny, you give me jokes!!!

You should download an IDE (Integrated development environment) instead of messing about with environment variables and classpath settings.

http://www.netbeans.org/ is a good starting point. Download a version of the IDE packaged with the latest Java edition.
You should be good to go there after.

A quick search on google should provide adequate started tutorials.

Happy programming ,

chairman!!!
How far?

try VMware

Well, are you familiar with OO i.e. object orieted programming?
I tend to stay away from anything that glorifies microsoft; having said that, i'll spare a sec to throw you some pointers.
Since you'r using Access, you might want to look at Visual basic, i'm sure it'll make your programming life stress free!
I think VB fits nicely with Access.
Happy coding!

Thief, you no dey shame?
Your don't even have the balls to chat girls up (man-to-woman), na dating website you dey scope.
Shame on you!
Abeg use your common sense, this is nairaland, i.e. a predominantly Nigerian forum, did you actually think you'll get a positive response?
If people like you should offer to donate their brain to RSPCA; I'm sure they'll gladly turn down your offer; infact a goats brain is even better than yours!!!!
Get a life & a job Bros. If you cant find a job, go and work for charity!
Stupid people like you ruin Nigeria's reputation both at home & abroad!!!

I will personally SHOOT you with a smile given the opportunity !
SSSSssstupid!

@ Javarules
Nice idea!!!
I hope Naija Java dudes & dudettes will be forthcoming with their ideas.
I'll endeavour to contribute by responding to questions on the forum. I would also like to share some of my knowledge & talent , so kindly put me down as an administrator.
mrgiwa@googlemail.com

My only reservation is d fact that i ain't a big fan of yahoo groups!!!
My opinion is that a forum, independent of yahoo groups be sought.

What are the specifics of your requirement; can you elaborate?
Alternatively, drop me an email at mrgiwa@googlemail.com

@ kanirip
You've got jokes bruv.
"I know all this because I was employed to accomplish something like that for a stock broking firm

Needless to say I failed woefully"

Do you mind sharing the reasons behind your failure to accomplish the set task?
Is it a case of politics over rights to data, lack of resources, or just the typical monopoly game!
With all the stories i've heard about the booming Nigeria Stock Market and technological advancement in Naij, i would have thought a standard would be in place by now to address this kinda issue.

So that means there are no standard trade reporting platforms where data can be bought?

i.e. The Boat which is a Trade reporting platform.

"The Boat platform was established by ABN Amro, Citigroup, Credit Suisse, Deutsche Bank, Goldman Sachs, HSBC, Merrill Lynch, Morgan Stanley and UBS for the collection and sale of trading data following the introduction of EU's Markets in Financial Instruments Directive (MiFID) in November."

Hello peeps,
Pardon my naivety;
Does anyone know of any source where i can get near real time or even a few hours old Stock market Data, i.e. consumable as a web service via (WSDL, RSS feed, CSV or whatever logical format).

Is it even possible to get stock market data feed in Nigeria even if it requires subscription?

All suggestions welcomed.

Its simple! Encourage her to do some exercise by doing sit ups/ jogging together. After all, you guys are in it together. Having a presentable abs will add more value to you as a dude too. The exercise might even prolong your juicing sessions , H

The girl in question is a friend of a friend, i'm feeling the girl but the thing is that she has a kid.
After a bit of heart to heart conversation, she revealed that she wants a long term thing, and not just a quick fix. But i aint sure about going the nine yards o, considering she got a baggage.

Hello Guys and Ladies? Would you date a girl with an 18 months baby?
Arguments for and against are welcomed?

LMAO
Heeeey Bros G Lord, How far now? your name too mursshhh.
Please hen na God i take beg u, for the sale of our national pride
please modify this your name now. abi, try and listen to popular demand now.
I promise you that your luck will change drasticaly. Just give it a go.

@ Sweet T @ omoge
i feel una, and i kinda see where u lot r comin from. However i don't think all this pointing of finger will solve the problem.
Who cares if u r Yoruba, Hausa or Igbo; in a white man's eye, "all of una the same" just like lagbaja's song.

All Nigerians spoiling OUR country's image in the diaspora will never progress!!!

I once worked in a security printing company in the UK (where they print all manner of bank cheques).
At the interview they did the normal level of security check (including police report and d full shebang) apparently because i showed em my UK passport.

Do you know that 2 weeks later when i told the Director of operations that I'm originally from Nigeria these people called a board meeting? WHY because they wanted to know about my background, even where i lived in Lagos. Can u just imagine?

Infact the big banks in Nigeria cant afford to print their own cheques in Nigeria, simply because of 419. As a result, the money (Millions) which should have been circulated within our own economy is paid to the UK, where Nigerian Banks pay the equivalent of what European Big Boy Banks pay.

Omo men sometimes at work i feel like weeping when i see how many security features are embedded in a Nigerian cheque all for the sake of preventing 419.

In fact there was a day my colleague was mocking me at work.
After production, he simply brought a barclays bank cheque & a Nigerian bank cheque to my office and he started lecturing me about the differences and the need for so many security features, i was short of come backs.

In fact i have some friends (not igbo by the way) who simply ask me if i could steal some Bank cheques from work!
Can u Just imagine! Of course they don't give a damn about my bleak azz, all they care about is their own belly.

Omo men i sorry for that country, God help us all.

Its definately harder to find a good wife that a good job these days. After all "he who finds a wife finds a good thing". How easy is it to hop from one wife to another? [not easy], but if u loose your job im sure sooner or later you'll find an equally rewarding or a better one.

@ hot-angel
If an employee dies overnight, i guarantee you that his/her employer will start searching for a replacement a day or two after, if the job role is high profiled.
Can that be said for loosing a good wife after all the wahala of catching the right one? No, of course not!!!