You sound like you going to get a trophy by kicking it with a white girl, what is wrong with you brother?. Be careful man, a woman is a woman. Women are attracted to guys that are focused, successful, intelligent, funny and mello. If any woman senses desperation in you, she won't talk to u even if she does, nothing will come out of it. If all you want is just a belt on your waist that you kick it with a white chik, be very careful she is human too and you will reap whatever you sow.

@ ibdat
i am still consulting,in the meantime i have resent the mail

Rlst84sale:

You sound like you going to get a trophy by kicking it with a white girl, what is wrong with you brother?. Be careful man, a woman is a woman. Women are attracted to guys that are focused, successful, intelligent, funny and mello. If any woman senses desperation in you, she won't talk to u ven if she does, nothing will come out of it. If all you want is just a belt on your waist that you kick it with a white chik, be very careful she is human too and you will reap whatever you sow.

eeeeeee na who be dis again,bros what i need is just encouragement and not vice versa. chikena

@ ibadat

i use ibdat@yahoo.co.uk and it bounced back

gaylord:

@ ibadat

i use ibdat@yahoo.co.uk and it bounced back

there is something not right about u two, i smell, friendship then hmmmmmmmm

star01:

there is something not right about u two, i smell, friendship then hmmmmmmmm

@ Star01
i thot you ve gone to sleep,if you want to join me and ibdat u are free.anyway three is a company. only 4 na nuisaince

star01:

there is something not right about u two, i smell, friendship then hmmmmmmmm

Oh'bouy u best get yo nose checked - i swear glord how hard is it ibdat@hotmail.co.uk - DAMN!!

@ ibdat
ok i have sent it again

Got it!! Finally!

lol

gay lord, no make all this people discourage u o jare,
altho it is worryin that u call urself gay lord.
however, if you are in london, der are some certain pubs and mini clubs
that u can link so many white ponanos, jus make sure u practice ur english
well well, because if they cant hear u, u be LONG THING be that.
and also, make sure , u dress clean and try make u carry weight small, na d koko be dat.
bobo jeun soke, na u go tire, because dem go rodd u die, !!!

you can talk to girls anywhere, even in the toilet. It's all about attitude. From personal experience, once a girl senses confidence (emphasis on "confidence", not "over-confidence", she is all yours.

On the other hand, gaylord, your use of the phrase "lay my hands on them" sounds so predatory. As a matter of fact, I bet it exudes in the way you approach the women. If oyibo says "no", better back off or you could be looking at a rape charge. There are too many of them for you to sweat it on one or two. No be like, from my experience, naija wey d girl go dey say "no", yet is struggling to take off her pants If you can't find them in London, search elsewhere. Oyibo full England abi?

Finally, here is a good pickup line for you - you walk up to the girl (again, anywhere) and say, "Hi my name is Focker, gaylord focker (if you have watched the movie, Meet my parents/fockers, then you will get the joke)". That should get her inquisitive mind cracking

Good luck (assuming you are still to "lay hands" on a white girl by now)!

Gaylord,what's up hmm for a starters i presume you don't know use that appellation in reality or do you?
Anyway here's one very key factor you must never take for granted for any lady white black green or blue.It's BODY LANGUAGE,ladies speak more with their body than with their mouth,you must listen to their body language because it never lies.her smile,eye movements folding of the arms or even the way she crosses her legs e.t.c has a message in it.So Chairman get ready to talk less and study more.Be a gentleman don't act it cos ladies smell a fake easily
Oh and one more thing the element of unpredictability is important,don't act like a nigerian movie in which you know the end from the beginning.
HAPPY ADVENTURE

English1
WHY DO YOU ALWAY LIKE TO SUPPOR T THIS ISSUED NOW U?

you can chat up oyibo girs anywhere, you english don't even matter as far as she knows you are not english. What matters most is your confido, but no be over confido. Don't just start by telling her i love, she will hate you like shit. if na 4 bus stop u met am and u enter d same bus just discuss general issues may somewhere along the line try ask for her number once she drop d number for u their is 90% chance you gonna meet her again. na the process be, beleive me b4 u speak with her 3, 4 times make a date wih her, if she apear dat very day, the sky will be ur limit.
Keep on trying broda one day u go see dat wey we don see then na u go decide if u go continue or not.
Never go by the name Gaylord

one love

dandaudu
u get tribal mark?

also, the typical naija pick up lines ("You are the sugar in my tea, the only mosquito that bites me, the only cockcroach in my toilet", etc) won't work with oyibo either.

LMAO

Hi my2cents, I love your profile picture. . .

How's mine

LMAO
Heeeey Bros G Lord, How far now? your name too mursshhh.
Please hen na God i take beg u, for the sale of our national pride
please modify this your name now. abi, try and listen to popular demand now.
I promise you that your luck will change drasticaly. Just give it a go.

Thanks busy girl. Brought to you courtesy of a fellow nairalander just like you

Would you be too busy to send me your actual photo?

are you on hi5? Send me the link and the e-mail add, I'll add you as a friend , so you can view my profile.
@Gaylord, I still dey include you in my prayers. Good luck son!

busygirl,

sorry, no hi5. If you don't mind, send it to the email address on my profile page.

I'll be waiting

@ samsilo. . .Your picture looks cool.

Interesting

@gLord
You still dey consult?

good luck

hiv is real!

English1
WHY DO YOU ALWAY LIKE TO SUPPOR T THIS ISSUED NOW U?

I don't understand this question. What?

y is this thread specifically for london, white girlz aint them d same every where

just imagine the guy steps up to a chic @ a bus stop and says hey gurl ma name is GAYLORD.ma good lawd wat reactions do you expect,

hey Gaylord abi wetin u call urself, laying white chicks is easier than ABC, as dem too like black jombolo, first point of contact for cheap and easy lay is gumtree.com, goodluck and abeg keep us posted o.

hey GAYLORD, why not try the guys since the chicks are resisting.it may be easier