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tellwisdom: ogugunwa88 is marrying one called sexykillz. If not for God, ogugunwa wouldnt have escaped being an albino like his boyfriend sexykillz

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Pls house I really need ur help. I got a nu sim and subscribed for d 2gb bb plan on my s3 on d 1st and it was working perfectly until last nyt my mobile data is on but I cnt browse my mb is still intact but airtel seems to have blocked it I saw a10:17653.55 pls can sum1 help and tellme how I can continue browsing cos my heart is broken.....thanks

The op is right cos airtel blocked my data dis morn n I subscribed on the 1st pls I still have 1.68gb does any1 have an idea hw I cn make it work? I dialed *123*123# n I saw a10:17653.55 sum1 pls help

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Let me explain with the Principle of Bedmatics
A pennisss that is thick ll be multiplied in size when aroused & is always hard. It ll not go down easily.
A pennisss that is fat is otherwise. Even if its hard, it ll be without penetrating strength. Only the size ll multiply.
Oh!
What's wrong with me?
Something's malfunctioning.

Last Bullet:
Ok, Op.
Shebi you know these ladies Chiege Alisigwe, Stephanie Okereke, Serena Williams, Omotola Jalade Ekeinde. Those are thick girls. They ain't skinny or fat.
Eniola Badmus, Patience Ebele Jonathan are fat women. You ll see them with flappy body.
You remember Tiwa Savage, Eva Alodiah, Sheyi Shey, Victoria Kimani, Genevieve Nnaji, they are skinny (Lèpa Shandy). They v kwashiokor. That's why they are tinringbeku like witches.[/quote] dis is wickedness n wat does tiringbeku mean??

[quote author=deejay_harry1]its funny, but not enough..[/quote]

donphilopus: If calling me "Duncephilopus", will solve your problems, then you can continue.

pay no mind to him jooor

Phranciz: The op that posted this is a slut, (has no money but would fvck for it).

u nid to ve ur head checked its a joke dumbo btw u sound lyk a pained dude which category do u fall under?? Malaysia i guess

Abu Mikey:

Not funny enough, but nice joke tho

its funny joor

Notice to all the Ladies this Christmas!
Be careful as you travel home this yuletide season.

This is how to know where guys came back from.

(1) Any guy with too many pictures and plenty story is from London (He has nomoney).
(2) Any guy that shares knock-outs, fire crackers & balloons is from China (He has no money and he is not going back).
(3) Any guy that wears singlet every were he goes is from Lagos (He has no money, he just came to eat mama thank u).
(4) Any guy that wears kito slippers is from Togo/Gabon/Cotonou (He has no money, he came so that mama will help him borrow money from the village meeting)
(5) Any guy that ties head-tie or wears big combat short is from USA (They are stingy)
(6) Any guy that wears ear rings and has a macho stature is from South Africa (He has no money, he only came to the village to hide from narcotic police)
(7) Any guy that wears Jersey is from Spain, Germany, France or Brazil (shishi dem no get and na dem do shakara pass)
( Any guy that has red coloured paper money is from Korea (their money is near to zero value)
(9) Any guy that wears tracksuit always is from Canada (they have small but na only drink them fit buy for u)
(10) Anyone that carries gadgets like laptop, iphone and bb up & down is from Malaysia and he go sell all of dem by January to complete travel money.

Stay with ur man oooo, to avoid "HAD I KNOWN" in January, by that time you no go see them again..........

Notice to all the Ladies this Christmas!
Be careful as you travel home this yuletide season.

This is how to know where guys came back from.

(1) Any guy with too many pictures and plenty story is from London (He has nomoney).
(2) Any guy that shares knock-outs, fire crackers & balloons is from China (He has no money and he is not going back).
(3) Any guy that wears singlet everywhere he goes is from Lagos (He has no money, he just came to eat mama thank u).
(4) Any guy that wears kito slippers is from Togo/Gabon/Cotonou (He has no money, he came so that mama will help him borrow money from the village meeting)
(5) Any guy that ties head-tie or wears big combat short is from USA (They are stingy)
(6) Any guy that wears ear rings and has a macho stature is from South Africa (He has no money, he only came to the village to hide from narcotic police)
(7) Any guy that wears Jersey is from Spain, Germany, France or Brazil (shishi dem no get and na dem do shakara pass)
( Any guy that has red coloured paper money is from Korea (their money is near to zero value)
(9) Any guy that wears tracksuit always is from Canada (they have small but na only drink them fit buy for u)
(10) Anyone that carries gadgets like laptop, iphone and bb up & down is from Malaysia and he go sell all of dem by January to complete travel money.

Stay with ur man oooo, to avoid "HAD I KNOWN" in January, by that time you no go see them again..........

amiebeauty: mee

heyy cutieeee *waving*

#1-stunner and lynpetra sounds nice too

austeenx is also quite active with his vaseline

errmmmmm

dz 1 is gon b quite hard... loretta_u, nadia_sa and mz'rae'rae

IAMBREEZY

i nominate Dannylux

DanWrites: For a sec, I tot I saw Mr. Damijo weds ENIOLA BADMUS **slowly closes mouth blown open by shock**

hahahahaha oh noo u r mean tho... Is Eni Badmus not wifeable

Tapout: Oga...first of all (go down low) ur in the wrong place....this is NAIRAland not REALland...so if ur looking for a REAL girl n not a NAIRA girl, go to REALland




Oya kill me I'm w8tn...

ctfuuuu dis got me rolling

marble blast n angry birds r cool

kolubo: He no even see young girl marry na old mama he dey follow i wonder what old stella wan born for him again. Abelejayan

lol pls wat does abelejayan mean??

Profkomolafe: night call crew BEWARE

ahahaha r they @ a higher risk? ppl talk for hours in d day too tho

Oh babyyyy Anita tooooo cute

nyc

mazizi tonene: MOD a lunatic is on the loose.....this is when I really need sexkillz

exactly

Bishop Magic: you get utherus?

you wey don damage your womb.

only dild0s fi take root there.



next!

Dude needs help like asap.... In the near future when u seek for a child n u aint given one u'd blame peeps from ur village yea jst seek forgiveness nw for insulting an innocent child or face d wrath of God the giver of children..... Anumanuuuu i detest ppl like u

Bishop Magic: she will grow up and suck more than one c0ck like you.

that makes her an ashawo.

OP should get a paternity test before he leaves the hospital.

Smh.... Wonder where u evolved from

Bishop Magic: ashawo like you
thats a compliment

i pity ur generation and the home u came from smh