Danhumprey: Nothing.

God is Good

Dannylux:


I know you don't have that problem, too.

You damn thick

neva had, neva will

tpia@:



If only we heard more stories like these, the world would be a better place.

Same way some would be pushing cu.nnilingus yet complaining of fish smell.

For goodness sake, is it by force to fornicate?

lmao

just try to workout more often

Danhumprey: Stop winking at him! He won't even look at your direction.

what does it matter?

IAMBREEZY: Alright i guess the reverse is the case here,too much garri is bad for your eyes,tell me how you re more beautiful than she is?or is it that .... on ur profile that u call beautiful damnit maybe you need my spec to see clearly

now u nid ur eyes checked.... i aint here to argue or fyt wit any1 aii jst wana make friends... buh u nid to stay outta ma lane tho.... i aint bragging buh i know m cute

maycham: Really nice .Especially the lottery issue .I know someone who used his daughter's fees to play pool.She had to drop out in 2nd yr.Happened in 2010 and she hasn't gone back to school since.

awwww thats sad

DonjazZy

whaoo shez cute

sooo sad RIP Ada

Tyche:

Simply put your waist (ukwu) is amazing.

it is well

IAMBREEZY: you re simply jealous because she's finer than you...take heart

lyk serzly lmao u dnt knw d definition of fine den!!! Hw can dt gurl b finer dan me u nid ur eyes checked #okbyee

imsu.boi:


Ogre alert!!

duhhh

Subom1: This is soo typical. You did not see anything wrong with exchanging numbers with a strange girl you just met and invited her over to your place(very obvious what went down), now that she is bothering you, you are crying foul. Next time think with the right head! There are a lot of crazy ppl out there, every action has a consequence. I have a feeling you only told her about your girlfriend after her first "visit" if not then its really crazy how someone can still pursue and run after an unavailabe man. Men do it a lot too so I guess some foolish women are stupid enough to go for such too. I hope she continues to bother you and give you a hard time so that next time you will remember that you have a girlfriend!!

most sensible reply

vivichocs: how did he get your number then??

@op, you're in a serious relationship and you guys exchanged contact and she has even visited you in the past upon your invitation...you have d larger share of the blame cos u shldn't have given a damn abt any other girl

spot on...

Kslib: 11.. A man is not real if he has those 10qualities but cant satisfy you in bed!!

yes yes yes

richeyy: I'm sure @Op wasn't referring to the free naija midnight calls. If you're calling North America from West Africa or even the UK, the best time to get the person is prolly at night.

@Op, if I was in ur shoes, I'll tell him to raise the money to 500k, collect the money as exhibit and still tell my mum.

on point....i speak wit ma sis mostly @ nyt since m nt wit dem for nw ... OP tell him to make it 1M

suwailad:

say something useful and stop acting foolish

same goes for you

i dnt lyk ha

BoboYekini: 3 years for what?! na buried treasure dey inside your zanga? when my mama nor name me jacob

huh

oluwashaddow: u are hotter dan she is, u've back side dan her,I dey trip ooooo

rili am i?? tnxx tho

Tyche:

Enebe ukwu egbue ewu

wat does this mean??

Thugnificent: This is what I've been waiting for on this thread..........

lorretta u: Choi this Shaakasi babe gather well well
Asa nwa(pretty girl). Nothing do you. Umu oma nairaland

@Findiwala: truly and honestly I'm taken
No space in my heart again
And don't worry about my heart he won't break it
I know you're probably a nice guy. But I can't have all the nice guys to myself now can I?

awwwwn thanks gurl u look good too

ikoyi all the way..... i like ajao estate too

ive lost count

Marthakingz: she looks like Egusi

lmao r u serious?