ok.it was funny when i first saw your previous post on https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-94336.0.html about timbaland picking up a fight with dr dre but trust me now its not funny.i know someone needs to tell you this before you create about 20 topics with morphed faces of different celebrities.
you lonely.you bored.it hurts.i know.i feel your pains, but go watch tv or take a nap or do something.
you can go to google and search for jokes and put it in the joke section but not another morphed face.
blessings!

Dalby:

On the issue of those selling porn DVDs above, I will suggest to those supporting the ban to suggest to the government to arrest those involved, and be executed by firing squad. That was
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[li]You would have totally rid the society of such materials[/li]
[li]You would have reduced the population of Nigeria, which is a problem we are having now[/li]
[li]You would not have solved the problem of unemployment, but reduced the number of unemployed persons[/li]
[li]If you ban the sale, there might be a spike in criminality, but by firing them you would have nipped the problem in the bud[/li]
[li]We would get the names of those that have been executed before execution, and sent to INEC, and those producing the National ID card to stop the processing of their papers that way we can conserve foreign exchange, which will be usefull in other sectors of the economy (Pockets of the politicians)[/li]
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lolol

What would i like for Christmas? Em, a girlfriend. LOL

@showbobo.
Yea we lost to sevilla.That aint a thing.
If we don't lose to sevilla or espanyol,who would we lose to,because those are one of the biggest clubs in spain after real madrid and barcelona so i think its still better loosing to them than loosing to smaller teams.
Which team goes through a league without losing.
We also lost because we were so confident of the new formation we adopted during the 5 - 1 win over valencia not knowing it would be risky to go with the same formation with sevilla who really meant us and developed a system to counter ours.
so its not a big thing but i know when we meet them second leg we are going to win them.
Thats spanish league for you,anything can happen,anybody can beat anybody.
But still give us more time because this is our best start in YEARSSSSS!!!
At least we are doing better than Barcelona.
Hala madrid!!!

@showbobo
i agree with you.we were lucky last season and that is why we sacked capello and got a new coach and new players too.
you need to watch our matches.
we are at the top of the table now and all the players have not really understood stood themselves.imagine what we would do when the players understand themselves fully.
trust me,madrid is winning this year again.if we are still on top before the barcelona vs real madrid match December 23,and we can go home with a draw or a win,then we are winning the match.
Hala madrid!!!!

join Real madrid.Not because we have won the most league titles in history or because we have won the most champions league titles in history,neither is it because we are the richest club.there are other reasons besides that.real madrid plays beautiful football and we have alot of talented and skilled players that would make you go wohhh!!!.We are fighters and never give up even to the last minute,even when we are goals down in just a few minutes to the end of the game,we play as if we had all the time to equalize and in most cases we do equalize.
also because everyone supports English teams.at least stand out from the crowd.when everyone is shouting arsenal,man u,chelsea.u talk about your real madrid,i bet you would be the only real madrid fan in whatever gathering you find yourself and that makes you different and unique.
we are on our way to winning another league title this year and also champions league.
I bet i can count the number of real madrid fans in Nigeria,yet,we are winners.
If you can't beat us,joing us,because we the best.
Join real madrid.
Hala madrid!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Madrid_C.F.
wwww.realmadrid.com Official website

Real madrid news sites
www.realmadrid.com
www.real-madrid-news.news.lib.com
www.goal.com/en/BreakingNews.aspx?IdSezione=536

for me i think i would like to get married when am about 35-45 years old and would get married to a 24-26yr old lady.why?
I LOVE beautiful girls,We(guys) all love beautiful girls but i love them exceptionally,I kinna noticed that if i find myself falling for a girl that is not fine,i would tone down the whole thing.I mean,i need a girl i can always admire everytime.I girl i can always look at and be like damn!!!!
I love girls looking all fit,sexy and young,i cant imagine gettin married at 28 maybe to a 24 or 25 yr old girl and when am 38 she would be 35,already looking like a woman while i would still have that guy look.
Yea its all about love,but trust me,for me,its also about looks.at least thats what attracted me to her in the first place and that is part of what would make me stay attracted.so i guess before my taste for beauty can diminish,i would be about 55-60 yrs and my lady would just be about 35-40.
funny.but thats whats up

It might be foolish not to sign a prenupt and i think i would rather be a fool than let one lady come and take half of what i have been working for since my teen age.
Yea for better for worse,trust,love and all that,but if there is something that is constant in this world,its change,things change over time,things you sometimes cant control.so if some lady says to prove that i trust and love her i should sign a prenupt,then you should know she is sensing a breaking if not early,later in the marriage.
Look at Diddy,smart dude,do you think he doesnt want to have a wife,Kim is his girlfriend and goes to some places with her as his wife and all that.shez got 3 kids for him and what else.He cant just let one Kim come into his wife and take away half of all he has worked for,thats crazy,really crazy.
to hell with prenupt.
i would rather be like diddy.

@ronkeakala
My advice for you
Take a deep breathe and Rewrite your post.

ronkeakala:

.the two guys got to know i was cheating on them.my first boyfriend said he can't continue with d relationship but d other guy forgave me.but after sometime he started misbehaving and i guess its was due to d fact of what happen.so i was solo,didn't breakup him nor dumped him because i know i deserve it.this whole issue happened over a year.i was just on my own but my first boyfriend tried coming back but told him can't date him but we still friend.my new boyfriend refused to see for some period when made me thinks after some month i need to move on with my life but scared to start all over again.now,am now dating first boyfriend.my new boyfriend is back saying he went low because he was sure i have really change.i love my new boyfriend because of his patience towards me despite was i have done.am now in a tight corner dnt know what to do.please u guy should please advice me.want notins but d true.

who is who
who is the first who is the second,where are you.
your story is kinna making me feel you are even one of the boyfriends
rewrite your post

aisha2:

I am a girl and most of my friends are Men, Most of them work Partners. If his girl is focused, then there is nothing to be jealous about. Some girls prefer to have men as best friends because they tend to be more reliable and you can count on them to help u in some sticky situations.
He should work on his relationship and not bother about the guy.

@aisha2
Can you try telling one of your male friends you have a crush on him or something and see how he would respond.
try seducing him and see what happens.

A guy steps up to a lady because he finds her sexually attractive.ladies are mostly attracted by a guy's brains,power,the material things he possess and rarely are they attracted to a guy solely because of his physical appearance while guys are solely attracted by a lady's physical appearances.so when a guy steps up to a girl,its not because he wants to be friends with her.Guys only hide under the shadow of friendship because that is the best way they can stay close to her and hope one day the opportunity would come for them to express their true feelings or maybe she would probably see through the whole 'FRIENDSHIP' thing one day and also tell him that she likes him.
That sexual attraction would always be there even if the girl is not attracted to him,he would always be,she is a lady and it is only normal he finds her attractive(UNLESS HE IS GAY).he wouldnt have stepped to her if he didnt.Sooner or later when he can't take it anymore he would pour out his mind to her.I am still waiting for the day when people would understand there is really nothing like Male+female friendship.99% of them are hiding in the shadow of friendship when they actually want more than that.
As a girl,just sit down and imagine how you would take it if one of your close male friends tells you he likes you and wants to try and work things out with you and does something to make you believe he is serious.I guess that would disgust you except you also like him too
Also imagine what would happen if you told one of your male friends that you actually like him,and send him some sorta love texts or something to show you are serious and watch how he would take advantage of that and work towards getting you.
Yea,there are male+female friendships that last.but just bout 1% of the whole and some actually last because the guys are just too weak or scared of loosing the whole 'FRIENDSHIP' .
I have been best friend's to some girls in the past and i know what goes down and what goes on in my mind if it eventually doesnt go down.
Right now,am best friend's to some girl and shez been giving some signs.so what more.
Each time any attractive girl wants to be friends with me i tell her that she shouldnt be surprised if one day I tell her i like her because she really doesnt expect me to be feigning friendship when i find her attractive and would want more than friendship.So its better she forgets being friends with me or takes the risk.
I once told a girl that she shouldnt think am her friend,its only because i don't find her really attractive thats why i never stepped to her and the moment i start finding her attractive i would step to her,and she laughed but that was just me being blunt.
Ok my advice is make the girl understand whats up and its only right the guy is jealous because he really feels something for her and she should be worried if he is comfortable with her being very close to another guy.
so i guess the problem is with the girl and not the guy.

I Think he isnt crazy cos he beat 50 in the albums sales battles.West's Graduation sold 957000 copies, easily surpassing the 691000.I really wish 50 cent sold more than him,am neither of thems fan but i think 50 cent's album is more interesting than kanye's.

we are bidding for Macauley Christantus and are also likely to sell buy diego Ribas from werder bremen next season cos the officials and schuster are interested in him.What do you guys think bout that

who says we arent winning the title again this year.anywayz lets wait till the end of the Match against Almeria then we would know what we are capable of.Of which i heard Sneijder sustained an ankle injury during one of his games in UEFA qualifiers and robben is not going to play today but lets see how the game would go.@arguments.
We might not have the best player's but the combination of our players is definitely gonna take us places.and yes we are back to winning all the titles.HALA MADRID!!!

checkout this goals man.wtf, checkout sneijder's freekick,what do you wanna say.Real madrid is on fireeeeeeeee.we are back mennn, to hell with all real madrid haters HALAMADRID!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MigWsHvI5g

j.holiday - bed dat song is hot!!!!
Girl, change into that Victoria Secret thing that I like
Alright
I'mma put you to bed, bed, bed
I'ma put you to bed, bed, bed

j.holiday - bed dat song is hot!!!!
Girl, change into that Victoria Secret thing that I like
Alright
I'mma put you to bed, bed, bed
I'ma put you to bed, bed, bed

anyone here feeling the song too

If you are a real madrid fan,come in here and lets talk about our club.
Our new signings,coach style of play and everything,what do you feel about them.
I havent got to watch any of our matches though i heard that we lost 5 games before the begining of the season but that still hasnt made me lose hope in our new coach schuster.
I believe it would take sometime for them to adapt to themselves and the coach but i believe when they do,we would be the real madrid we used to be in 2001- 2003 season or even better.
I heard the reason they employed schuster as our new coach is cos his game is entertaining and that is what madrid's game is all about,Entertainment and Trophies.
What do you feel about the new madrid?

Brick n Lace - Never ever

true,they r signed under akon.

wud check em out when next m downloding n wudnt mind if u can send d song to me

yea.Massari.i have heard the song about 2 years ago.its cool tho.
hez got that muslim tone in his voice but its cool.ve heard alottttttttt of songs.so its gon be hard to gimme one.
you can try Rihanna - ft Neyo - Hate that i love you,Isreal ft fabolous - In love with you,Same girl(Remix) ft Tpain
Tyrese's Album.the R&B CD.all d songs in it are singles to me

did you mean massari.
is the artist male?

nah.am not missing nobody,i just love the song.i appreciate music alot.its like food to me u know
about that Thank God i found you,are you giving me as a song that you feel is more interesting because i have heard the song and i still listened to it some minutes ago.n yea its tight but like on another level.an there is also like remix to it kenny latimore and chante moore.theirz is make it last forever as in
Kenny latimore and chante moore - make it last forever.
wouldnt mind you giving me another song though

thats wh am listening to now men.
missing all the things you said
missing all the krazy love we made
why d throw it all away

@blue-sky
no offence you said u've heard better songs cos Ve heard a whole lot of songs n i think this is like the nicest song ve heard in a longg while.
wouldnt mind you giving me one or more of the songs you said ve heard that r better.m waiting

@mukina
thank you sooo much.i also thot i was the only one.finally someone that appreciates my kind of music.
am so in love with the song its like the soundtrack in my house now.
for those of you that are wondering what the hype is all bout.follow this link n trust me its worth the hype

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laxALg_W-qs

tboy1:

Sweetest Girl(Dollar Bill) - Wyclef ft Akon and Lil Wayne

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gmpDlFvgZnU

yea man.nice song.there.Akon z got about 3 singles now seems like he is coming out with a new albums soon or something but trust me you would love this song too trey songz - missing you the song is its hottt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laxALg_W-qs

Trey songz - Missing you. Its HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAny R&B lover in the house should go and look for this song.if you have not heard this song.you have definitely not heard any song.

Any jan 16 in the house.holla

@configur
I feel your talks man.na so life be man.wouldnt say my experience though because all dem gurls wud start pelting words at me in no time.
i remember recently when my bro was trying to ayage this gurl to come ova n she was feelin his talks n every n had agreed to come ova n they waz bout to end d call den the gurl waz like one more thing,do you have a car,my bro was like no,why,n she was like sorry then i cant come,bye.she didnt even wait to hear him out or anthing.
na naija gurl for u b dat

@funfavour
true talks funfavour car is a necessity not luxury,it cud be luxury at a particular age like in high school.when my mates were bringing cars to school since JSS3 when they cudnt even see d front of the car.dude was pressurized to go get one from home too.

@seun
thanx man.we deserve equal rights to beauty and to dose people who oppose to mail braidin go check out the picture in my profile,d one wiv d blue top.yea dats me n i got braids n if u want to see a more annoyin view i can show u.i do wateva i like to my hair as long as it looks good n i feel it looks good.i got my braids on for a short while but dont mean i wont do it again when i feel like so, n someone here said a guy braidin his hair is like a her dying her hair pink n it shows he doesnt want to grow up.so wat bout them other celebrities we watch n emulate their styles dont they have braids on at their old ages.u can hate braids now but i wont stop braiding my hair

dint find a birthday mate on all the pages.i guess m d only one dat was born on my birthday

its actually crappy for a guy not to have a car.imagine u wanna go out wit ur gurl wud u guys stand by d bus stop chillin for a cab or bike or something,plus d mobility n all.
PS i dont ve a car