₦airaland Forum

Vikky014:
ROTFLMAO

why now?he dey pain me o

solid3:
Shebi him wan be second Mandela, why is he apologizing?

Eeeyah, I feel sorry for the Biabia-fraud agitators.

everything about them na fraud

as the guy ugly na so him hand writing too dey ugly

nikkypearl:
Kini gbogbo eleyi bayi ni ipari Odun

BTW
Happy New year in advance to all Nairalander jare!

omo na end of the year bonus o. Grab your own nooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Vikky014:
OH MY! i will marry u bt i dnt like Shai or sunni muslims. jst cnvrt to christainity

ayam a pastor

Vikky014:
dt means he lied. Na waoh for some guys. we ladies need to b careful money is nt evrytin

Will you marry me then?

Na this kind thing bad belle people always like to see and hear about rich people and celebrity. Na now I dey enjoy nairaland

10 over 10 for baba jo,haters should do the needful...........die

Fraih:
No, na blood tonic

oya drink am now

Cutehector:
Farming

dem too lazy to farm

if motor hit dem for road now and die,dem go blame witches and ogbanje

op i get palm oil il and pepper,where you dey live make i join you for the chopulation

prettythicksme:
Tah!!dey no reach!

na giant size you like

Arabs999:
...Robbers are in everywhere.. even in USA..

where in USA?i live here in the US Paris to be precised and there are no armed robbers except ritualists

na blood be dat abi na tomato ketchup

no be tear leather self,he dey follow me drag tokunbo mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew

yinmu

breeze have blown we have seen the yansh of the fowl

prettythicksme:
Their unclothedness no fine self zombies!

because dem cover wetin dey hungry you

but why did they cover that place that nairaland babes for like to gauge and compare with their boy friends own?mtcheeeeeeew

i hope no be the expired ones wey him get for shop

na because pidgin be our lingua franca,while English is our official language

kestolove95:
Why maths teachers dey wicked?

female biology teachers are alwyays very friendly,especially the spinsters among them,they always use their bodies to teach us sexual reproduction,that is why most boys and girls always pass biology.

omo him students go hear am today

na wa o,so don jazzy never marry?

Bollinger:
I hope this is not another Mod story. OP, why are you asking us? Why don't you call her and ask her what she meant?

abeg help me ask the op o?

hahahahahajahahhahaa ayam just lafing

I must organise some boys to stone some pastors tomorrow

he don happen

mitchyy:
My mum's sis helped us open the gifts i and my hubby got. I'm already married

kai bad bews,bad market. Ok help me with your sister or cousin

DipoDee:
So no one here knows the meaning of this strange gift? Na wah for my indomie/telemundo generation, we don't know anything except to spew rubbish and insult elderly people on social media

Pls any sensible elder in the house?

Indomie generation, stay off this post pls.

if i tell you the meaning of those things walahi you go fear fear

mitchyy:
That's sad. Couples shouldn't touch or open gift themselves. Let a random person open and unveil all the gifts after praying over them. The world is wicked

so who will help us to open our(you and me) own when we marry next year?