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Politics / Re: Buhari’s Coup Of 1983 Destroyed Southwest, Old Bendel – Fayose by shakaTheZulu: 11:09am On Mar 19, 2015
Dreyl:

bloodykiller is an illiterate

JonaTAN is a badluck

sambo is a dullard

fayose is a joker

David mark is a liar

oritsejafor is a wannabe american rapper

mama piss is a disaster

Asari dokunbo is a fat coward

jimi is just kidding

okupe is a bastard

sai buhari

Nope

Otu nne i is an illitrate
Thunder fire your mama and papa there
Hopless son of a rabid dog
Politics / Re: Throwback: Sir Ahmadu Bello's Burnt House In Kaduna,1966 Where He Died by shakaTheZulu: 11:07am On Mar 19, 2015
BlackMaria:

Ori e ti daru.

Ikpu nne i
Politics / Re: Throwback: Sir Ahmadu Bello's Burnt House In Kaduna,1966 Where He Died by shakaTheZulu: 11:07am On Mar 19, 2015
ab4real15:
asshole.

Otu nne i
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Coup Of 1983 Destroyed Southwest, Old Bendel – Fayose by shakaTheZulu: 9:36am On Mar 19, 2015
Bloodykiller's anthem

Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam
Tinubu is a bastard
Osibanjo is a vagabond
Elrufai is a midget
Obasanjo is a monkey
Lier Muhammed is charlatan
Amaechi is a thief
Oshiomole is a scallywag
Kwankwanso is a cow
Ambode is a clown
Aregbesola is a nincompoop
Fashola is a hooligan
Oyegun is vulture
Delemomodu is pig
Igbokwe is a goat
Oby is a concubine
Rochas is a crook
Gej till 2019 cheesy

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Politics / Re: Reasons Why Nothing Will Happen If Jonathan Loses On March 28 by shakaTheZulu: 9:33am On Mar 19, 2015
Controlled:
if buhari by default loses....it has been rigged n we will not accept false results.... grin Sai baba

And if you try anything funny the army will shoot you dead
Crime / Re: Female Child Thief Nabbed, Stripped & Clubbed To Death In Owerri by shakaTheZulu: 9:30am On Mar 19, 2015
barcanista:
The way we go beat Madrid ehn, make them ask Athletico how far

Just like you beat them in first leg cheesy


Shey you know say no signing till 2017 cheesy
Crime / Re: Female Child Thief Nabbed, Stripped & Clubbed To Death In Owerri by shakaTheZulu: 9:29am On Mar 19, 2015
eleko1:
Nah una sabi.Whether una like it or NOT,JONA is a gooner undecided

Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam
Gej till 2019

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Crime / Re: Female Child Thief Nabbed, Stripped & Clubbed To Death In Owerri by shakaTheZulu: 9:21am On Mar 19, 2015
eleko1:
;DD cheesy grin ;Dvery USELESS ONE


Nope barcanista is not Useless he's my best friend

But


His club is useless and Hopless



Gej till 2019 grin
Crime / Re: Female Child Thief Nabbed, Stripped & Clubbed To Death In Owerri by shakaTheZulu: 9:19am On Mar 19, 2015
barcanista:
Bros, you no see how we wan kill man city last night?

Sharap your dirty mouth there angry

Remove messi and we'll beat Barcelona like ediotss

The kin winch wey i go knack Barcelona for elclassico eee real Madrid go beat them black and blue

cheesy



Btw

Gej till 2019
Crime / Re: Female Child Thief Nabbed, Stripped & Clubbed To Death In Owerri by shakaTheZulu: 9:12am On Mar 19, 2015
barcanista:
Sometimes Jungle Justice saves lots of troubles...

Barcanista the Useless club supporter

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Group 'muslims Against Terror' Denounce ISIS, Boko Haram by shakaTheZulu: 6:18am On Mar 19, 2015
Buhari is a certified terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam
Gej till 2019
Politics / Re: Throwback: Sir Ahmadu Bello's Burnt House In Kaduna,1966 Where He Died by shakaTheZulu: 6:11am On Mar 19, 2015
englishmart:
useless child. Otu nne ghi too

Product of dog's sperm
Otu nne i ebea
Politics / Re: Mama Peace Rice: Eat And Experience Peace In Your Life [pictures] by shakaTheZulu: 5:24am On Mar 19, 2015
holatin:
Grow up kid, when you finally did, I will answer you

But am older than your Hopless bastard father


Gej till 2019
Politics / Re: Obama Administration Slams Netanyahu After Election Win by shakaTheZulu: 11:59pm On Mar 18, 2015
RevDesmondJuju:

We are ready for their antics. I am staying put in abuja and not going anyway. I have over 300 rounds for my 12 guage shot gun.

Obama is a confirmed bastard. If he thinks he can instigate a civil war with his ab0ki bokos and aburo rubbish lies frm the Southwest he must have upgraded to coke!

Bastard kenyan gbana smoker

Bro i dey your back

Me sef don buy some bullet for my bareta shappen my machete waiting for any bastard that will shout psy Buhari dey come my way. Omo na death things straight. Though my side is not violent but just in case

I'll advice other tribes that will vote Gej living in those danger zone to do the same


If you can't afford gun buy a long machete and shappen it.


Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam
Gej till 2019

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Politics / Re: Obama Administration Slams Netanyahu After Election Win by shakaTheZulu: 11:38pm On Mar 18, 2015
That's how they will slam Gej after his reelection but we don't care because
Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam
Gej till 2019

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Politics / Re: Throwback: Sir Ahmadu Bello's Burnt House In Kaduna,1966 Where He Died by shakaTheZulu: 11:35pm On Mar 18, 2015
cirmuell:
you know, Sen...you really need to put some captcha shii on this website of yours. Bots are begining to invade. undecided

Otu mama i
Politics / Re: Throwback: Sir Ahmadu Bello's Burnt House In Kaduna,1966 Where He Died by shakaTheZulu: 11:34pm On Mar 18, 2015
Tolexander:
how does this relate to the thread?

Seems a patient in aro has just stolen the laptop belonging to one of the doctors with the modem.

It's in politics section that's makes it related
Because

Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam
Gej till 2019

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Politics / Re: Throwback: Sir Ahmadu Bello's Burnt House In Kaduna,1966 Where He Died by shakaTheZulu: 11:33pm On Mar 18, 2015
englishmart:
that your weed the original one go cheap o

Otu nne i
Politics / Re: Throwback: Sir Ahmadu Bello's Burnt House In Kaduna,1966 Where He Died by shakaTheZulu: 11:32pm On Mar 18, 2015
hadizadeezy:
and shakathezulu is a certified MUMU

Thunder scatter your family there
Hopless bastard vagabond


Gej till Buhari dies of high bp

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Politics / Re: Throwback: Sir Ahmadu Bello's Burnt House In Kaduna,1966 Where He Died by shakaTheZulu: 10:57pm On Mar 18, 2015
Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam
Gej till 2019

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Politics / Re: Mama Peace Rice: Eat And Experience Peace In Your Life [pictures] by shakaTheZulu: 10:37pm On Mar 18, 2015
holatin:
brainless saTANist.

since your shepopo is too dumb to know its finished for her husband, y shouldn't I fool her more by collecting her rice and voting for buhari on the 28.

buhari until you can make a lot of sense in a single day on NL.

Unfortunately the shepoo is better than what your Hopless mother can ever be in her miserable life.


Useless nonentity

Thunder fire your mama and papa there



Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam
Gej till 2019
Politics / Re: Mama Peace Rice: Eat And Experience Peace In Your Life [pictures] by shakaTheZulu: 7:37pm On Mar 18, 2015
MzJackBaueress:
I will gladly collect the rice and vote for Buhari. After all,its part of our national cake used in purchasing rice.
grin grin

Sai Buhari!
Hungry loafer

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Politics / Re: FEC Approves Confab’s Main Report by shakaTheZulu: 7:35pm On Mar 18, 2015
MzJackBaueress:
Yet another political gimmick. Jona,you're not smart o!

Sai Buhari!

Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam
Gej till 2019

Politics / Re: OH MY HOTNESS! Pres Jonathan Named Among 10 Sexiest World Leaders –photos Inside by shakaTheZulu: 3:40pm On Mar 18, 2015
paBuhari:

My son, I can't even recognize recognize myself in d mirror. I used to be a fine boy.

Papa Buhari grin

But do you know that you're a terrorist
And apc is bokoharam
Tinubu na bastard
Osibanjo na vagabond
And it's always Gej till 2019

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Politics / Re: Prepare For Defeat, Jonathan Campaign Tells APC by shakaTheZulu: 3:35pm On Mar 18, 2015
Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam
Gej till 2019
Politics / Re: Totally Humiliating! Amaechi Is Now A Bouncer For APC Leaders! (pics) by shakaTheZulu: 2:04pm On Mar 18, 2015
Amaechi is a loyal thief


Gej till Buhari

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Politics / Re: PDP Have Ordered $15m Card Reader Jammers To Sabotage Elections – APC by shakaTheZulu: 9:58pm On Mar 17, 2015
Pataki:



You slept in darkness under this intense heat, woke up in darkness, got your useless palasa mobile phone charged with the assist of a generator to type this idiocy?!

The devil that suspended your brain functionality is a certified demon indeed.

Gej till 2019

Sharap you bastard
Jokes Etc / Re: Fayose Is My Amiable Junior Husband- Patience Jonathan by shakaTheZulu: 6:40pm On Mar 17, 2015
In other news

cheesy

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Politics / Re: PDP Have Ordered $15m Card Reader Jammers To Sabotage Elections – APC by shakaTheZulu: 6:32pm On Mar 17, 2015
Apc in confusion


Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam
Tinubu is a bastard
Osibanjo is a vagabond
Elrufai is a midget
Obasanjo is a monkey
Lier Muhammed is charlatan
Amaechi is a thief
Oshiomole is a scallywag
Kwankwanso is a cow
Ambode is a clown
Aregbesola is a nincompoop
Fashola is a hooligan
Oyegun is vulture
Delemomodu is pig
Igbokwe is a goat
Oby is a concubine
Rochas is a crook
Gej till 2019
Politics / Re: More Atiku Supporters, PDM, Endorse Jonathan by shakaTheZulu: 6:30pm On Mar 17, 2015
clevvermind:
All is now almost set for Jonathan to be re-elected.

Gej is set to be inaugurated in may 29th

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