au revoir dave I don't care if other people say they will miss uu me I won't miss uu for shiiiii uu were too fake all along

Soo if he now dies what shuld now happen? mtchhw #teamoyinboeric

AudreyTimms: Thanks everyone for your congratulatory messages. U all made it possible. Ur beautiful comments have touched my heart. Because of u guys, I feel as if I've won the nobel prize for literature (which I hope to win someday weda devil lyk am or nt).

even devil sef go lIke am

life is not actually how it seems to be so it's actually best never to judge people

JeffreyJamez:

And stir it with melted iron!!!

ur blessed sir

PrinceAdepoju: you don talk my mind bro.
Me want to go to the Sambisa before ni. but since you don talk am first, make I see you off to the bus-stop.

*follows him to the bus-stop, pays his fare and bids him goodbye*

Don't forget oo, na big cane you should buy come oo.

bros nooo na make uu follow me na... uu know two is better than one

JeffreyJamez:
I concur!!!!! He should be hanged by the balls from a bridge with a fishing line..

after reading the last update I support uu and I also suggest they shuld use hot ororo too fry his ballz too

I'm going to chibok now too buy cane that I will use too flog Linda's mother ...... what type of crap is that one na?

AudreyTimms:
Lmao! Oleng fit catch am o!

noo naa oleng is my baby ...... Ebola can't touch my baby joo :p

JeffreyJamez:

I concur!!!!! He should be hanged by the balls from a bridge with a fishing line..

bruuuhhh!!!! I just dey play that time naa .... uu wan kill person

after reading that last update I think it's fair to say that Dave shuld have Ebola and die..... what do y'all think?

this oleng's cry cry don dey tire me she should grow ballz and get strong and act up Orr her life will just dabaru anyhow #jussaying

ehl oh ehl soo there's.nuthin inside dave's Willy willy thats why he will be actin like one pussaay nigga

yaaaay see gbege oh

AudreyTimms:

“Because I’m impotent!”.*

Eric is a sharp shooter oh just five minutes ni

the stupid girl go come get belle

they used ur baby to do chin chin

looooolz ish just got real

ohhhh baby Audreytimms can uu see what I'm saying..... this story is teaching me that once uu dont love someone trying to love them becomes a waste

I dont know who is annoying me more between oleng and that pussaay nigga dave

Audrey for president...... ur story is too classy love