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Dats gud....@least dat one sef go get some northern niggas engaged

The blues boss has blamed our President MUHAMADU BUHARI for his sides loss Against Everton.........Hit or Miss

So HAUSE ppl sef Get winch

Asia n Natural disaster......God help dem

I go carry phone they record the scene......WATER TEMPLE RUN DON START BE DAT

Youths should do justice to them den

God will help u in moving the country forward

titurex:
If you know say hin no easy why you become president.. We vote you to handle this boko haram matter without complain.

Greedy n callous........Negative minded

INSECURITY EVERYWHERE......only. God can secure us.....Even the president confirmed that,,,,,,Do ur best

How many times them go post this story......something wey don happn tey tey

Nice job....I wonder why dis ppl can't get a better job than....stealing n kidnapping.......Lazy ass

Lawalemi:
Na now he know. Oshisko.

Beefers

Oooooooh soundcity na for charity.......na in make dem never play TBEN video......Make dem no give us lamba jare,,,,,Psquare get star na in make dem play their video,,,,,,,,Them sef dey get more Viewers

Actually if Tok say WURURU PDP still dey power e for pay me.....kos I go use wuruwuru get JOB

Make in go buy kolo now

Guy I dey mosque....my baba apari don dey vex

And she get thick lips OoOooooOoo.....mother cannibal

Copy copy

Why e kon get pof pof cheek

Getting disvirgined should be handled as a big deal. You really don't want to face regret a few hours, days or years after losing it, which is why it's best you wait until you are totally ready. One thing to know is that, having sex will never change you as a person and several others things about your relationship status will never change after you lose your virginity. Holly Riordan of All Women Stalk lists a few things that never changes about you after having sex for the first time:

1. Your body: If you haven't already broken your hymen by playing sports, then your "cherry is going to pop" when you have sex for the first #time. However, other than that, your #body isn't going to change at all. Your vagina acts like a rubber band, so it isn't going to become loose after you have sex. Your body will #look the same as it always did, so there's no reason to be afraid of "ruining" it.

2. Your relationship status:You should never sleep with someone in the hopes that they'll end up dating you after the fact. Unfortunately, some #men are only interested in sex. While sleeping with a guy could potentially change your #relationship, it probably won't. So don't assume that he'll suddenly love you if you take your clothes off for him. If he doesn't like you before you sleep together, he won't like you after you sleep together.

3. Your value: You might've been taught that pure women are more valuable than sexually active #women. However, losing your virginity doesn't make you more or less attractive, and it certainly doesn't make you more or less valuable. You're still the same person, so your value hasn't gone up or down.

4. The way others view you: You're not going to be shunned by society after having sex. You're not going to become the most popular kid in school after having sex, either. After all, no one will even know that you're sexually active unless you or your #partner tells them. That means you'll be viewed the same way as you always were.

5. Your feelings: After you have sex with someone, your feelings for them probably won't change. If anything, they'll end up becoming more intense. So if you want to sleep with a #guy in order to get over him, it's not a great idea. If you liked him before you had sex, you'll only end up liking him even more after you have sex.

6. Your morals: As long as you're completely ready (and old enough) to deal with the repercussions of having sex, you shouldn't feel bad about losing your virginity. Being sexually active doesn't mean that you're immoral. Stealing, cheating, and using drugs are all worse crimes. If having mature, protected sex is the worst thing that you're doing, you can give yourself a pat on the back.

7. Your personality: Having sex might boost your confidence, but it's not going to change you into an entirely different person. You're still you. So don't expect your life to change after sleeping with someone. For the most part, #things will stay exactly the same as they always were

U need pray.....make sperm no push out inside her

When fucking a lady with FAT ASS its not easy unplug ur charger

To prevent pregnancy naturally without a co ndom, one thing you can do is to get a copper T. Women who want to prolong motherhood and enjoy their s ex lives can turn to this method.
However, there are possible chances that you will not be able to conceive. The other possible way to prevent pregnancy without a condom is for the woman to consume the pill. Here again, the side effects are in number and one should consume the pill often. More than this, there are other possible ways to prevent pregnancy naturally without a condom. Take a look at these simple tips to avoid pregnan cy:


The Safe Week The safe period is the best way to prevent preg nancy without a condom. This means you can make love between the 8th day to the 20th day of a woman’s menstrual cycle. Here the first day of the period signifies day one of the menstrual cycles.


Pull & Pray Method The pull and pray method or withdrawal method is also followed by a lot of couples. However, it is not completely safe. But, according to experts, this pull and pray method is about 83 percent effective, just equivalent to a co ndom which is said to be 84 percent safe to prevent pregnan cy.


The Effective Copper T The device is implanted by a trained doctor and can be removed when the couple is ready for conception. There are a lot of women who opt for this method to delay the chances of getting preg nant.


Always Stay On The Pill No matter what, stick to the everyday pill. If you are not on the pill, visit a gynecologist and he/she would suggest what you should do. This is one of the best ways to prevent a pregnancy without a condom. The pill is your answer.

Love The pre-intimacy pre-intimacy helps to increase the inti macy without making love and the fear of an imminent pregnancy too. So, if you and your partner are not ready to be parents just yet, opt for this beautiful act of showing love.

You have probably tried learning different languages at different times but those are nothing compared to a woman’s language. Women can be complex at times. They say one thing while they actually mean something else. There’s no point kidding yourself that you will one day understand a woman’s complexity. The thing is women and men are very different and both genders are guilty of misinterpreting each other’s words and actions. This is because we speak two separate languages. Men are straight forward, they say what they mean. A woman on the other hand likes to beat around the bush and she expects you to read her mind. For the men out there who can’t understand anything their women are saying to them, we explain to you what they really mean, though not all the time.

1 Fine: A lot of women use this word to end an argument when they don’t want to talk about it anymore. When a woman says, she could really be saying just shut up. Also, sometimes when a woman says I’m fine, she often is far from ok. What she really means is I’m not ok but I don’t want to talk about it. She could alos mean, “I’m still too upset to talk about the issue. 2. Whatever: This is like ‘fine’ except that it is significantly worse. Most times, this spells trouble.

3. I don’t want to talk right now: Sometimes, when a woman says that, she really doesn’t mean it. It is sometimes a passive way of getting a guy to pay attention as a sort of test. In other words, she’s checking to see if he cares. A little prodding and the lady who says “I don’t want to talk right now, will be talking non stop.

4. You don’t care: She knows that you love her and you care so don’t get upset when she says that cause she means something else. What she actually means is that you have not shown how much you care in while and she needs to be reassured. Next time she says that, don’t get angry just shower her with enough tender loving care.

5. It’s really nothing: It is definitely something and she expects you to know what that something is. If you are not a mind reader and you don’t understand your woman, you’ll never guess what it really is.

6. It’s Okay: This is one of those dangerous statements that women make. When she says it’s okay, she could really be mean, I’m taking my time to plot how to pay you back for whatever it is you have done. Most of the time, it is accompanied with ‘Fine’.

7. Yes Sir or Yes boss: Careful there, it’s not a sign of respect, she’s only being sarcastic. You may have said something to her and she goes like ‘Yes Sir’. It doesn’t mean she’ll do as you say, she just wants to kill that topic of discussion.

8. It’s up to you: You better be careful when she says that. It could be a test and your decision will be scrutinized and judged, especially when she gives you an idea and you are not buying it or you want to do something she’s not okay with. To make your decision, you need to weigh up the consequences of doing what you want.

9. I’m sorry: No we’re not. Sometimes, women would say I’m sorry just to get their way or get pout of a bad situation. Though, it is genuine sometimes.

10. Go ahead: Do not think she is fine with your decision or she’s giving you permission. Most of the time, she is daring you. Don’t do it because she’ll pay back and it won’t be funny.

11. I hate you: She doesn’t really hate you, it’s just anger speaking. This is not to say that’s what a woman means every time she uses these words. She could really mean what she is saying sometimes. There are some women who are as straight forward as men and they mean what they say.

Yes It is widely believed that when it comes to intimacy and s exual relationship, most men prefer to do it without the use of a condom. Funny enough, men are not the only culprit as statistics have shown that some women do not really fancy its use as well. Here are 5 reasons some women gave to show they object to the use of condoms.

1. NO KIDS: Some ladies do everything they can to avoid their man using condoms. This is because they want children. They feel the best way to totally own a man is to be pregnant for him. However, they seduce their man to sleep with them without using a condom as such, they ‘hook’ the man when pregnancy surfaces.

2. INFECTIONS: Although condoms are prescribed to reduce the spread of infections. Ironically, the latex allergies which are the strongest deterrent against s exually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) cause women to end up with yeast infections and more.Yeast infection simply means that too many yeast cells are growing in the woman’s “private part.” It is very common but don’t let it bother you too much because the treatment is simple.

3. condomS BREAK: It is better not to use a co ndom at all if it will end up breaking. Sometimes, while the heat is on and there is a high level of friction, a co ndom could break thereby exposing the woman to all dangers associated with casual s ex. So, some women feel ‘why the need’ and prefer to be raw with their man.

4. IT REDUCES PLEASURE: Infact men mostly complain that the use of condoms do not enable them get maximum sensation. Women are also not left out. condoms reduce the level and passion one could have during intimacy. This is a major reason some women hate condoms.

5. SMELL OF THE LATEX: Some women have attributed the smell of co ndoms to that of a balloon. co ndom latex has a particular odious smell. Lots of users (male and female) have complained about this. As a result, these days, co ndoms are made in different flavours (banana, apple, strawberry, peach, etc).
A condom is a latex sheath which could be used as a child spacing method and also a tool to prevent diseases especially the s exually transmitted diseases.

In recent time, rants and blame have always been
put on guys for forcing ladies into intimacy. If you
think that only guys act weird when denied them
entrance to promising land, then your
cluelessness can be likened to that of a man who
ruled the nation for nearly 6 years and threw the
nation into a state of calamity
Note: No matter how we try to embellish pre-
marital sex, it will never change fact that it’s
actually bad, so all ye pastors, don’t castigate me
cos this is not to encourage pre-marital sex
Now lemme keep the ball rolling
10 Ways Some Nigerian Ladies React When
You Deny Them Sex


1. She tags you an Impotent
If you think only guys want to know the intimacy
capacity of the opposite sex or want have sex for
fun, then you must seriously be sleeping on a
moving okada. Some ladies hope to get laid once
they visit you. But failing to do the needful on
their visit to your abode will make them label you
impotent, and make your assumed impotence the
thrush of discussion among their friends. It is
thus started, do you know Lalasticlala/Kingtom/
Wristbangle is sheer impotent? Imagine he
couldn’t even lay a finger on me despite how hot
and sexy I was. and the hours spent in his God
forbidden room.


2. She starts acting weird the next day
Someone you barely had misunderstanding with
suddenly started nagging for no reason, isn’t that
funny? Her action after the next day can be
likened to how Ayo Fayose was discouraging
people from voting Buhari


3. She might call the relationship a Quit
I’m a living witness to this and heaven can bear
me witness. A lady has once dumped my ass just
because I failed to take advantage of her intimate
feeling. Her supposed love for me headed on
diminishing returns and within the tinkle of an
eye, that was the end of it. I would have broken
my celibacy, if I had taken advantage of her
wanton ;P


4. She Waits for a Pay Back
Revenge, they say, is sweeter when served hot.
Believe me, she is definitely going to wait for the
day she will pay you back in her own coins. When
you so much desire it and your pestle has made a
tent in your short, she mercilessly will leave you
starved of forbiden fruit while dying to have it.


5. She Cheats on you
They will be like ‘when my bae can’t use his
instrument to deal with me or can’t make out
with or give me that feeling whenever I come
visting, I will need to get assistant/supporting bae
(s) to service me whenever I get into the mood’.
This is how some of them are likely to cheat on
their boyfriends when they were denied it


6. She Flirts
They will start flirting with other guys just to
make you feel she is giving them a chance since
you are not doing your responsibilities (not all of
them though)


7. She tells her friends that you are not fun to be
with(or Romantic)
Heaven can bear me witness that I had this
experience during my ND programme. It reminds
me of a junior college who happened to be very
close to me and I used to crash in her villa when
her room mate was not around. (Not an intimate
friendship though). There was a day I and her
room mate were cracking jokes when she said
something that gave me the shock of my life. She
said and I quote “I can bet a million that even if
my friend goes unclad, you would still do nothing.
At that instance, it was as if the ground should
swallow me up


8. She Stops Visiting
When you fail do your presupposed responsibility
with them upon visiting, they give various
excuses and then stop visiting. This is not a sort
of exaggeration. They also do that and tag you
immature


9. She indirectly Mocks you with her status
updates
You see updates like ‘it’s good to be with that
person that will make you feel like a woman


10. Feel free to add yours
Conclusively, they will definitely storm on this
thread and start forming. No one will ever claim
ever doing such.

Make una just dey look
I drop my pen at this point
Thanks for reading
Have fun

My gf head wey go be like yam without hair

The guy fit deyy high excess igboooo