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i miss this house ah swear

boboLIL:
you too like kerosene

u sef notice am, na wetin den use wash my baff me be dat wen den born me

sydneyboss:
it has superior quality to lux. to me tho

why not safeguard... me i prefer safeguard to chasecow

cc spixytinxy

spixytinxy:
Shammak nd fraih dis one wey una just quiet so, hope it not wat am suspecting ooo

*coughs while sippin cold kerosene

Beckytee:
whispering: I knw everyone would be in d dream land now. hope we are all gud? Indeed we are one big family...... doing something that is taking my time in a big way. wen am tru will come back here fully, just pray I finish it quickly cos I don miss everybody here.
My love Abbeyunique2 u are great and I love u like mofedaku
Kbs468: weldon boss
my pressy: LogoDWhiz, Weldon sir
Mr flirt: Fraiser: hope u don stop now
my guy: jubrealguy, maternity leave,hmmm
prophet shammak: welcome back sir, more palm oil to ur elbow. abi no b so dem dey talk am
Stepped out gently in order not to wake anyone. sweet dreams and gudnite.......#kisskiss#

Nah... More pounds to my bank account

Fraiser:
lol... now i just bliv my inlaw is a true prophet

Ur in tune bruv

Rukkyola:
u and fraiser supoz to b twins.una funny.Do u care 4 petroleum or na only kerosine u like? Mo mis fraih,spixytinxy,miss oyin,sc31 and co.I no mis any boy or guy or broda,na only my sent4rina i mis because i don turn born again

Fraiser na my blood
Cool... E make sense as u don born

LogoDWhiz:
Na so bro!

Gbayi

spixytinxy:
I no wat am doing

May God deliver you from the hand of the deceivers niyen

pimpguy11:
Pls can i bring my laptop to the orientation camp??

Not advisable bruv

spixytinxy:
shut up, how dare u, which head, abi d baby oku don dey fite gidigbo for ur head ni

God forgives you 'cause u know not what you're doing

LogoDWhiz:
Hmm!

Don't worry, there won't be a need for that

President ti spoke... No wahala
Respect baba

spixytinxy:
shut up, how dare u, which head, abi d baby oku don dey fite gidigbo for ur head ni

God forgives you

spixytinxy:
u stil dey lie, kontinue God sees u

He sees everybody... U're not excluded

IghravweIG:
Loooolz.
Chai! U don come again.
Dem tell u say, thugs dey the ceremony?

No be so... Na only God fit understand

BTW, na becos of dem thugs I carry am

spixytinxy:
Sebi I tlk am say dis guy na fake, wetin pastor dey do wit gun

Chill, make I carry you go inside bible
U no go fit understand sha... Na only God fit understand

Fraiser:
my inlaw shammak gud u ar now fully back from ur official visit to hell fire, I hav d pleasure to introduce to u my latest sis in d family her name is qutyjoice, she is d baby of d house. I know u must hav heard about her bfor, she just finish her studies in somalia nd decided to come back home

Lol... Bae told me 'bout her already

SC31:
ewwwwwwww KBS which kain thing be this na,person almost troway e tea.......abeg shammak be like say you go carry KBS go the revival,he seriously need am......so wetin be the question web you ask me way I never answer kbs

Kbs468 oya bring your head

LogoDWhiz:
Steps in with my Beautiful First Lady MissEvey

With my Agbada on and a made in Aba Shoe , I walk in into the Ceremony centre.

I hereby call on comrades, NEC members, senators and important dignitaries to come over here and make this interesting

Armynu
Kbs468
Greatestman
Kuchikau
Amodu
Ighravweig
Shammak
Fraiser
Crobboy
Bobolil
Drjoshua2000
Eaglevision
Oyehomie

List being updated!

*sits royallically with bible at the right hand, loaded pistol with a silencer at the left hand
Oya moderator, kick on

spixytinxy:
nyama, u wan kiss dat baby oku mouth, oga oooo

I never drink am jhor... Time for break never come

Fraih:

Oyehomz1, here I am o
Qutyjoice, I see Fraiser has taken you around, now I can see you guys rolling together, nice one!
SC31, if anyone likes my sister, he should see me first
IghravweIG, Thanks too
Terrymason, I see you, I've missed you fa
SomebodysMrs, I was afraid that 'somebody' has taken you away without our notice
Fraiser, Weldone dear!
Wittyemi, our Hon Patrick, where art thou?

Shammak sweedie, chop kiss

GOOD EVENING EVERYONE

I luh u scarra ah swear

BlizzydoDo:
broda inlaw I no understand yur way o

Ki lo happen sis in law

IghravweIG:
Fraih, Frasier, Shammak, Qutyjoice, Spixitinxy, Oyehomie.
Make una come make we go Graceland go support the swearing-in ceremony of their new presido. Na justified10 dey host am o.

Oya no lele
Chill, make I sharply carry my bible and gun... Anything fit happen

Qutyjoice:
Yeaaa, happy and high on Fanta...Thanks hun and hope my sister is takn care of you? I dnt nid to ask jawie, my sister is the best(I trust her on that)

Yeah she is, from back to back... Feel at home sis

prindu:
Welcome back Prophet! I hope u enjoyed ur break.

Thanks blood

Qutyjoice:
And I finally meet my sister's husband... Sist(@fraih where art thou, bro @fraiser come and do the intro o

Qutyjoice = Cutie Joyce?
The word "cutie" best describes you... Ur welcm to the family

spixytinxy:
no problem, catfish pepper soup dey tooo, I put small osogbo weed for d pepper soup

Osogbo weed no too strong, I go manage am sha

spixytinxy:
Wow who do we have here, oya tk one baby oku

Actually, I dey fast but no worry, I go use am break

Qutyjoice:
Happy to meet our family fwend

Ur welcome to the family miss

*knocks, enters
Yekpa! See mentions *faints, resurrects, faints again, re resurrects... Asks for chilled kerosene.. sips small...
Y'all got me
Been busy with some ministerial, propheterial and aposterial assignment..especially for the revival ahead (MissOyin, u've got no p.. Ur go'n be fine). I miss all of Una ah swear. I love and cherish my baby, the mother of my children, Fraih, she's a darling ah swear. IgravweIG, Fraiser, BlizzydoDo, prindu, amodu, kbs468, justified10, eaglevision, logoDWhiz, slazzyK, spixytinxy( u really need to be at the revival), Bolagabriella, kuchikau, jubrealguy (I see those stunts, God bless you.. I hope you don't fall) armynu, abbéyunique2, folabibret, bobolil, crobboy,dtobs, sc31, sent4rina, rukkyola, SomebodysMrs(I hope u finally seen the somebody), olasum, beckytee et al., 2016 Y'all rock


BTW, a beg make Una tell the guy wey enter hell fire last make hn close door.. The heat too much far

Ma sweetie pie, sugarly coated honey, my other half, Fraih, say make I dey greet all of Una.. She say she miss Una, she even tell me say make I give all of Una dis , make Una share am... Na d prayer wey she dey pray for Una no let Una see her brake light for here today... The prayer na for 24 hrs 45mins long so she go fit make am tomorrow...

Kbs468:

Abeg Abeg. Pls and Pls I go pray well well for you make your prediction come true to shame Shammak Own for una betting after I don well, well well.

Oya carry me go Hardie14 place because I hear say she sabi deliverance well well as amodu sef don confess am to all of us b4.

*Thinking within myself* Hey thank God ooo. Ashe na so you dey answer prayers. Me wey dey wait for Fraih to come help me talk to her make she come explain how my wives take be 2 and 1/2

Una dey try harm me through prayer abi... No worry God dey