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@eezor, l must say you are doing a good job with your forum, its very commendable. My reason for this message is l ve an observation. I ve sincerely come across 2 good men. But unfortunately we couldn't go further cos of our genotypes and blood group. I would suggest we all spell out our genotypes in our profiles so as to avoid sadness after much energy to build friendship. Thanks once again this is a great foum. U r doing well eezor
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Still on d matter, xtian, tall physical appearance average, 36-40 years Employed or bizness man, from either western or eastern part of nig, should live n Lagos pls. Matured and ready men only.whatsapp 08033916939

shanicemel:
Businessman or working class,precisely from west or Easter part of Nigeria, xtian, age range 36-40. God fearing and as a man goodlooking above all ability to stand on your ground as a man.

5C3C82ED, will send whatsapp no as we progress.

eezor:
Ur preference

Businessman or working class,precisely from west or Easter part of Nigeria, xtian, age range 36-40. God fearing and as a man goodlooking above all ability to stand on your ground as a man.

[quote author=eezor post=53202105]You need a serious relationship? Are you working/empowered and ready to settle down? Then drop your contacts, details and pictures.
Someone is waiting to hook you up now.
This thread has been prayed over and specially annointed. You must get your husband or wife within 4

5C3C82ED

Abeg thank God she was there or else somebody for die. I that some Nigerian men will be on the train but fear no go free them defend the lady
So my sis abeg u do well jare.

HungerBAD:
Success get plenty friends sha.

You have spoken well and posted a truthful word. [

5C3C82ED, 37 and above male. BB Me.

Hmm

I pray it's not another avenue to scam one 08033916939

Hmm bros, don't ever allow the bride family to sponsor your wedding or else your nightmares will have no end. I am a living example. ASAP. The rest is history now. A man will always be a man, dnt allow any one take that from you.

I marvel at d way people confidently stand,take shot of dead bodies and upload it. Him the sanctity of blood is no more existing again. Hmm. Na wa oo

Hmm l am short of words,it's heart breaking and I know d pains of loosing a mother cos l ve lost mine especially when your mum is innocent of all d troubles. Hmm forgiveness will be by God's grace. So ask the giver of Grace to give u grace.

Mine is August 12

MsDelilah:
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'Puff! He's gone.'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:Bull Sh*t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 6:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep sh*t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

The best post I ever read on nairaland. The best for now. Beautiful write up

[quote author=jhydebaba post=53516913]whatever we do today becomes history tomorrow... wow! impeach Buhari now. [/quote


Like someone said karma is a nigerian

watered:
Honestly Karma is a Nigerian

Bros u can say that again.

Bossman17:
I need a working class graduate with' the following qualifications

1. MSc holder or ready (and has the qualifications) to enroll for masters degree before, during or immediately after marriage. she should also be agog to pursue her education to PhD level. I will sponsor it.

2. A Christian

3. Not more than 27 years

4. Beautiful. Not Omotola kind of beauty. Just be presentable and intelligent

5. etc.

for a serious relationship that will lead to marriage within a few months or less than one year.

Quote me to drop ur contact. I will call u in less than 24 hours.
Or
U can send personal message to my email via nairaland.

NB: I'm academic staff in one of the leading universities.

Only a serious and focused lady please.

As a staff in a leading university u no see any campus babe or colleague Wey meet ur requirement. Y come to a forum where it may be difficult. U serious gani ooo

Atmmachine:

Religion is the biggest scam in the history of mankind.

God is fake.

Jesus Christ is fake.

Allah is fake.

How the 12 imaginary friends of Jesus died.


Only kids would believe those kind of story.

Adam and Eve were the first people God created, the had two sons Cain and Abel, Cain and Abel had 4 children, who in the hell did they have sex with to have those 4 children ?? Their mother ??

A guy who walked on water, fed 1 million people with 5 loaves of bread and two fishes but he couldn't handle two nails on the cross.

Go tell that super story to primary school kids.

Ok you have tried I have or many more will notice you as you post ur meaningless opinion.

[quote author=firstking01 post=53308702]They 've got NO choice than to deal with it.[/quote


Yes we accepted to deal with it , That's y God called us the weaker companion, so at least for choice sake treat a lady with Love. I knw we can be irritating but can u bleed for 5day non stop & go thru a Doctor's abortion instrument?. If we had a choice we can swap with d male folks

omenkaLives:
With access to the internet, every idiot can now day whatever, whenever and however. No evidence whatsoever to show DSS was there, but just as every other hate induced comments from certain group of persons who litter cyberspace, evidence is "irrelevant" just as long as the subject makes their preferred bogeyman look bad!

Just yesterday, they rained insults on the same organisation and the President because of some misreported story, only to get the detailed report of what really transpired, a report which showed neither DSS nor the president was involved in the incident in any way!

Keep the hate burning fellas, hopefully, someday, you'd reap the reward of all your "hard work".

Pls nobody will wake up to falsify brutality in a unity school, so think before u reply a post.

Softorgasm:
prophecy prophecy prophecy..
drop a post and i will prophecy for you.. (I'm serious)
I'm really serous, if you want to know about your tomorrow, then drop a post and let me shock you.

Ok prophet tell me about my present relationship and d outcome

mroop:
As many celebrities supports 2face protest, some celeb however does not support the idea of the protest.

However black face is also against the protest see what he wrote below


https://www.instagram.com/p/BP6_FAMj218/?taken-by=blackfacenaija&hl=en








Source :: http://www.praizeblog.com/2017/01/lets-educate-illiterate-2face-as-he.html?m=0

Blackface u Wey go school who u epp?. Low self esteem loser

informant001:
A suspected suicide bomber struck this early morning during prayers at Dalori quarters near an IDP camp in Maiduguri, Borno state. According to multiple reports, the suicide bomber and one graduate died in the explosion.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/01/suicide

-bomber-strikes-again-during.html

Where is SS, and secondly why mosque, what happen to d religion of peace, its now pieces ooo. Ulammah and Muric Una dey sleep .

noetic5:
https://www.thebreakingpostng.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Tuface-1.jpg

Nigerian professor, Akindele Adetoye, blasts 2face for planning to lead protest against the FG

Read what what he wrote on his social media profile, below

"You are a bloody illiterate. You had sex with all manners of girls without using condoms. You impregnated them and made babies all over the place. You now want to lead protest against the government because of lack of governance! Have you governed your own personal life? Charity, they say begins at home. Nonsense!"

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Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/01/you-are-bloody-illiterate-professor.html

At least Tubaba did his own publicly, you prof Wey dey hammer all the girls on campus, some dey get belle dey remove am, who come be illiterate inside you and Tubaba.

justiz5:
If Buhari Dies, We Will Start a Civil War and Kill all Southerners and Christians - Fulani Man Threatens Nigerians Wishing Buhari Death

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This is what a Hausa/Fulani man posted on a facebook group "Nigeria Civil Right Movement "Nigerian security operatives shouldn't take this threat as a joke. In 2011, many Christian's lost their lives because of this.

DSS and Sultan of Sokoto will pretend as if they did not see this....

http://www.weeklypostng.org/2017/01/if-buhari-dies-we-will-start-civil-war.html

Hmm so ur mama shout for labour room hala abuse on ur papa for her condition b4 u were born, only for u to mature as an adult and become so stupid and mad in ur useless thot. Oloshi no be only war and hurricane and tornado.

Daviestunech:
A young man who recently stunned people by tearing a Bible and calling Christianity evil, is at it again.


Udummiri said he'll keep destroying bibles till the burning of shrines stop
According to the Facebook user identified as Udummiri Nwakalu, he gets some form of fulfillment when he destroys a Bible especially when he learns of a destroyed shrine somewhere.

According to him, part of his mission on earth is to free people from Christianity, as it is 'evil and from Satan'.


Sharing some photos of him destroying yet another Bible, Udummiri said he was doing it this time because he learnt that a Reverend father has been going round destroying shrines at Ekwulobia in Anambra state.

The shrine enthusiast took to his Facebook page to write:

"The more you burn the shrines the more version of the Bible I will tear, reverend father ebube monso arranged some useless boys to burn our shrines at ekwuluobia, that is why I tore the Bible again. This time around in a video clip

See more photos and the video below:
https://gossip.naij.com/1085135-the-burn-shrines-bibles-ill-destroy-facebook-user.html?rs=r1

The bible u r tearing is not enough pls go to churches and burn them down, then we will know u have given back an eye for an eye, if the d reverse is the case then you are seriously sick and needs psychiatric attention

sixtuschimere:
Read more http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/01/young-man-destroys-holy-bible-as.html?m=1

Attention seeker y did u tear the bible u should have burnt it and Better still burn down the church of Rev father Ebube muo nso then we will know u ve liver. U have tried we have noticed u gerrrout. Expired yumu.

alBHAGDADI:
It's either Sanusi is using the Islamic deceit aka Al taquiya or he simply hasn't read the Quran. Those clerics can never stop preaching HATE in their mosques and madrasah cos it will mean that they will stop following what the Quran orders them to do. See below...


Quran (8:12) - "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them"

Quran (4:76) - "Those who believe fight in the cause of Allah…"

Quran (8:39) - "And fight with them until there is no more fitna (disorder, unbelief) and religion is all for Allah"

Surah 48:29
Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah and those with him are HARSH against the unbelievers, MERCIFUL among themselves.


Quran (5:51) - "O you who believe! do not take the Jews and the CHRISTIANS for friends; they are friends of each other; and whoever amongst you takes them for a friend, then surely he is one of them; surely Allah does not guide the unjust people."

Sahih Muslim (2167) - "Allah's Messenger said: Do not greet the Jews and the CHRISTIANS before they greet you and when you meet any one of them on the roads FORCE him to go to the narrowest part of it."

Quran (3:151) - "Soon shall We cast terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers, for that they joined companions with Allah, for which He had sent no authority".

Quran (8:65) - "O Prophet, exhort the believers to fight..."

Quran (9:29) - "Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book (CHRISTIANS), until they pay the Jizya with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued."

With this type of message in the quoran ending shitte. Boko haram and d others will be very very difficult. Like seriously there is noting like peace in this religion. Hey wahala dey ooo

bamisepeters:
Relationship and religion might have one or two things together, however, we must not make religion get into our head and deceive us that it is from that same home of worship we will get the best partner.

Don't be deceived that our religious leader knows someone very well to the point of prescribing a partner to you.
The only thing you need from any religious leader is the counselling and their prayers.

I think the world has gotten to a stage where no one can even vouch for another because the rate of pretence when we talk about relationship is very high.

Don't be deceived, that the brother is very nice to everyone or the sister is very beautiful, intelligent and respectful will culminate to a good home if you can have him/her as partner.

I am not saying you cannot get your life partner in your place of worship nor that when you get your partner in your place of worship will not guarantee good home.

All i am saying is that you shouldn't let a man of God use his/her influence to force someone on you.

Even those married to some of this religious leaders can tell you what they are going through with the choice of their own partner let alone them forcing one on you.

Living with someone doesn't mean you know that person completely let alone seeing that person once or twice in a week.

Only those in marriage can share the beautiful and ugly experiences to you.
I have seen some homes that started from the same place of worship but it is new war each day.

Religious leaders shouldn't get themselves involved in the beginning of any relationship because the definition of human is beyond the appearance.

If you fall in love with someone in the same place of worship; fine, if not, just look somewhere else instead of allowing a man of God to tell you this brother/sister will be the best for you.

Don't forget that you will face the sweet and bitter experience alone when the religious leader might be tearing chicken in his/her house.

At times, they are right with their prescription, of course, it is 50-50 chances, but don't ever conclude that getting a partner in the same place of worship or a partner prescribed by a religious leader will guarantee a happy home.

Use your head my brothers and sisters, you can make great decisions on your own when you believe in yourself, be prayerful too the prayer you say to your God can also be acceptable to your creator.


Source: http://bamisepeters..com.ng/2017/01/finding-your-partner-in-religious-home.html

You are so correct, infact God is d giver of a good partner no matter how bad he is