₦airaland Forum

newbornmacho:
This is not about bigotry, but about disrespect for the divine, you people railed about ezendigbo entering the deji's palace with his crown but you love the ooni entering the church of the living God with his entire court.... False pastor Adeboye is to blame. I repeat , if I curse this I'd***t he will die young. But why bother.

trendingsleek:
am not protesting but from what that focal person said it makes no sense. so they want to tell us that since july last yr till now no provision was made till when late participants came and slow them down? they love excuses in nigeria oh. besides if them no won verify na by force? rubbish explanation sha, small time akande go comot ur january money una go dey look

castel428:
people like you are our problem, which yeye Focal person you called, I tire Nigerian graduates that can't express themselves, the question we should be asking them is: should those who are yet to be verified be a reason for not uploading the verified list on Npower database?
Why would they give a whole 1wk for the second verification when the main verification was just 3days?
Why couldnt they communicate to us the reason for the delay?
In some states not everyone is verified but those that were verified have already been paid and posted, so what trash are talking about. We should wisen up please

Biodunkuye:
PLS BECAUSE OF MIX REACTION TOWARDS THIS PROTEST, IF YOU KNOW YOU ARE SUPPORTING THIS PROTEST AND YOU WILL BE PRESENT THAT DAY, PLS KINDLY JOIN. IF U KNOW U WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE BUT U RE SUPPORTING THIS PROTEST, PLS DON'T JOIN THIS GRP. AND LASTLY IF YOU KNOW YOU ARE NOT SUPPORTING THIS PROTEST AT ALL THAT WE SHOULD WAIT TILL THE END OF THIS WEEK PLS DON'T JOIN. PLS THIS IS IMPORTANT AS WE RE TRYING TO AVOID THE REPETITION OF WHAT HAPPEN LAST PROTEST. BY TOMORROW WE WILL KNOW WAT TO DO.https:///33ts26vb0FM3nvExgNgJW5

Chocho4real:
Don't hesitate to post the device and specs when listed on the site pls. Even as Dec stipend and Jan never show for we lagosians

realoscar84:
politicians in Niger state are replacing successful applicants ooooo. Federal govt should be aware. Npower niger officials are the most incompetent n fraudulent people I've ever encountered in my life. 90% of npower niger haven't seen their December stipend let alone January's. Npower participants are meant to serve in their area of residence but here in niger they are posting people to interior god forsaken hamlets so as to frustrate you to pave way for their crude, semi illiterates brothers to replace you. Imagine how can u post somebody from suleja to kontagora? Citing an area of needs bullshit? How do I survive in strange place with 30k? Transport, accommodation, feedings and other stuffs. They should just take the shit n shove it up their ass. My unemploymen situation isn't that pathetic.

olaezebala:
am i the only that think acting president is moving faster that baba President?

Can we just tell baba to stay in London while we use acting president till 2019?

and this might be another failed APC promise sha oo.

We wait till they get paid.

Thanks

eleojo23:
Yes na!
If Buhari had managed the economy well, this children's parents would have been able to afford a decent car to use for school run instead of putting them on a bike like this.

Abi no be so?

Friendzone:
Just screenshot your phone homescreen, upload it and let the phone experts in here guess the phone.


I'll start. What phone am I using?


Lalasticlala , let's see yours.

soldierdollar:
If you missed my last article that got me much enemies, see it here>>https://www.nairaland.com/3517058/why-think-mmm-not-helping

I will have to congratulate Mavrodi for keeping to his promise of resuming in record time. Most of all, I will congratulate him for his ever convincing way with which he radicalizes his ever vulnerable victims. Mavrodi surely needs an award in radicalism. If you wonder how he targets , entices and lures his victims, perhaps you should also wonder how Shekau lures his suicide bombers.

MMM is back. It is back, this time, to announce its death- like a dying man writing his will. MMM's latest update about it's resumption leaves a lot to be desired.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4734651_c2cvszfwiaexocw_jpeg35746151913f21e12a5c51fa1fe5786d

(How many days make 'a couple of days'?)

Unlike the robust MMM we used to know, MMM, like a drowning man, is gasping for breath and making desperate clutches on straws. From the bolded sentences above, Mavrodi knows he need not set this limit by himself. He knows with the shortage of PHers, it will take forever for all "matured" mavros to get help. But what did he do? He cleverly manufactures an explanation that "we will only pay a certain amount per day" and serves it hot to his ever loyal zombies(couldn't find a softer word). He did not stop at that, but he makes sure he clears all logical doubts from their heads by affirming that,"We''re the ones setting the limits, so it''s completely under our control, and we are not expecting any emergencies in principle. Have no fear and go on about your business as usual " .

But a logical question any sane person would beg for an answer is, " By setting a limit to paybacks, does it imply he will be setting a limit to the help providers? Doesn't it sound contradictory that you set a limit to how much help is being gotten in a day but don't a set limit to how much help is being provided in a day? Who then receives the help being provided? The limited GHers?" The fact is... Mavrodi depends on nature to regulate the GH rate.

Did he stop at that? Hell no. This time, he didn't fail to disappoint his victims. He,as Omniscient one has clearly defined which participant is rich or poor by relying on the amount used to provide the help.Oh poor soul, Mavrodi called you a poor man because you provided a help of N20,000 despite working in a bank or owning a house in Ikoyi.( But then which poor man donates N20,000 to the orphanage). Luckily these "poor" people are going to be the first in the queue to receive payments.

But then Mavrodi is too wise to state which amount that classifies one as rich or poor as you will be lost in thought, pondering which category of social class you belong . He has left you in total doubts to ponder on whether the amount you provided classifies you as "rich" and thus justifies the reason why your payment is not forthcoming.

But Mavrodi has his reasons. It is easier for the "poor" to be paid as their PH amounts are relatively small as opposed to paying the few "rich" millions with what could have been used to settle the numerous "poor". This will of course mitigate the tensed atmosphere. He's a "wise" man.

But then, "The richer can wait. Moreover, we''ve warned you repeatedly to only provide help with amounts that are not critical for you. Therefore, if these large amounts are not critical for them (the richer), they can wait a few days. No need to be tragic about it.

Mavrodi has smoothly shifted the blames to the "rich" . To ye who used their school fees to provide a "rich" help,to ye who borrowed large sum to belong to the unfortunate rich category, to ye who sold your papa land, to ye who sold your only car, Mavrodi is telling you not to feel tragic when the days you have to wait turn to years- after all, he warned you to use that money,the one that has "spare money" written on it to PH. Like a rat that blows and bites at the same time, Mavrodi has offered the rich an anesthetics while reminding them of their "mistakes".

Mavrodi has succeeded in buying himself time with excellent excuses that only the wise and the experienced can see.

What the future portends for the scheme

*Participants waiting to be paid will have to wait a little longer as they will experience situations where the help providers become apprehensive and refuse to pay.
*Fake POP will still linger on. I'm sorry to be the carrier of this bad news. Fake POP has come to stay.
*Low turnout of new participants. MMM is dying like a candle.
*Confusion and uncertainty will kill the system but The hit and run participants will bury the system.
*More lies being dished out as updates by Mavrodi while not forgetting his popular and powerful clause of," Together, we change the world"
*Participants whose monies are stuck will be urged asked to provide another help
*Mavrodi will not forget to blame the media and the banks(when it crashes) cause it surely gives the participants orgasm.

"P. S. I''d like again to call on the authorities and the mass media: Please, leave us alone! Have mercy on people."
I'm sorry Mavrodi, this line has become stale even though you used it to brainwash millions. Tell it to the birds!

Soldierdollar is a writer, a blogger (http://jadijadi.com), a programmer, a freelancer and an entrepreneur.








Is dat all u av to say, Pls park well, cos d participants knew all d risk involve, Wht is ur gain if mmm crash self, is it ur money, who u epp, mtheeew

onnenka:
Obviously a Yoruba Muslim.

Royalfurnitures:
Good, but let them also tell us why the girls abducted a day before sitting for their physics exams, cannot speak English, not even broken English. We're they going to write the physics exams in Hausa language?

Please check out my signature for quality and durable furniture

XDaBOSS:
Av u 4gtn dah ekaite is also dating Ade's fwnd n course mate.....cm 2 tink of it....y didnt de hit ekaite also wen de attacked david? Smfin is wrng smwer.....

antispexish:
you no lost reach me, but na so me sef see am o!

Hawlahscho:
You know he started selling the story from season 4 or 5, so I had to purchase the PDF format and it seems I've lost them.

It's still on Nairaland sha, you can check his profile.

Hawlahscho:
Finally here

Awesome!

The second time a story got me glued to my phone overnight.

First time was ADEBIMPE THE FACEBOOK GIRL by Onihaxy

Nice narrative talent bro, though you're not a writer like me but you can learn it like I did and learning it with this your talent will only make sky to be your starting point cos you go blow pass Mouth Action β|ow Job.

This Nairaland spam checker changed β|ow Job to Mouth Action, Hehehehehe

Meanwhile, KONTUNU OR I VEX