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Synzu:
If it isn't our resident fatso.


Tell me, how flabby are those breasts of yours? I heard they could be quite dirty underneath if not properly washed when taking a shower

Oh! a trap well set. You reported me after I dealt your poverty stricken mal-nourished beggar ass to the gutters where you so rightly belong.

You'll forever be a shamed begging scumbag! look at your life and weep at the poverty that has befallen you!.

mal'nourished sodomized begging nitwit like you!. come lemme feed you, you miserable bedbug!.

gosh, this is truly sad. if the man had begged people for money like Muva / Synzu like doing, perhaps he would have avoided killing them.

this is what extreme poverty can do to a man. such a shame though.

mysticgal:
I wish I could strangle dencia... Jezz. I hate pogba!!!!!!

Calm down girl. it's only football. beside, in life, you win some, and you loose some.

There's course to smile another day.

mysticgal:
I officially hate Manchester United.... Foolish set of people.... De gea... Nonsense, Pogba .... In his blood, he will use all his strength to fvck and cut hair but no brain to play ball, stvupid night, Mourihno .... Speechless

How Can a group of people decide to spoil your Sunday?

See walloping. I'm sure if Ben Bruce could, he would delete that tweet.

hahn:
Pot calling kettle black

Like a fan of spiderman questioning the powers of iron man

Dude, you couldn't have explained it better.

But hey, a fan of spiderman will never see anything good in Ironman because they're so blinded by their devotion to him (spiderman)

it's just like Nairaland serial nitwit Proftea and proftea1. who is so blinded by his devotion to reading sex stories he gets angry whenever any moniker refuse sharing sex stories for him to self-service on.

But it should be fun letting the christians and Muslims slug this one out.

Isn't this nice, christians throwing subtle shades to score cheap brownie points.

just like that deluded sociopath whose father is Baal Proftea.

aaronson:
Stank thread like bad breath, Spits on ignorance of the op and people with like minds.

Why not educated christians against social division and whatever happened to that christiandom saying of "love thy neighbour as thyself".

Because they're narrow minded and filthy hypocrites.

KingEbukasBlog:
Marry an atheist and ruin your marital life forever . He subscribes to subjective morality - he'll beat the hell outa you and justify his actions .

Are you saying atheists are the only ones who beat up their wives?

THUNDAR:
hahaha I just enjoy when people fight over nothing!

sorry dude, I rather peace out!

receive a thundar strike!

A thunder strike on your less than worthless brain, right?

may you continue to peace out over the piss they made you from.

anuofia!.

bolt000:
Since the day i had a little exchange of words with one dude, kingebuka or something, i got to realise that most of these christians dont even potray what they preach and believe, they are the opposite reflection of whats written in the 'holy' bible. SMH

The people who call themselves christians are very few in this country.

even the ones on NL are known for their hypocrisy and double standard. imagine this anas girl cussing me when it's even unchristian to cuss someone.

this people are just deluded drug addict who hide under the garment of religion to pursue their selfish and foolish aims.

they should check his religion just to see if he's a christian, muslim or an atheist.

but we all know he is a ch...

Anas09:
See? Your mind can never go away from a woman getting wet. Awwww. Islam has damaged you. Gerrarahia.

Same way your mind can never go away from your dogmatic, archaic and borrowed religion. now how are we so different?

Hypocrisy and double standard coupled with all manner of religious bad belleism have blinded you severely.

remain a blind woman and revel in your self delusion of foolish practice.

bolt000:
You didnt have to bring prophet muhammed into your childish rant. that was totally uncalled for. just saying.

You want to reason with a drug addict? one whose only comfort is believing there's A place for her when she dies?

the vile she spewed shows she's as ignorant and intolerant as ISIS fighters.

Anas09:
Stop screeching vermin. I tried converting you? O my word. We dont need you. Go to your allahs paradise where you'd ve eternal erected peni.s, where you'll have sex externally.
Get the hell outa here.
Perverted muhammmed has eaten up ur brains.

I'm not responsible for your delusions, neither am I responsible for your frustrations, and heck I won't be responsible when you suffer from acute dementia just cos you're a christian militant who gets wet whenever she sees a man she can't convert.

preach to your bunch of hypocritical breathrens and learn to mind your gaddamn business while you're at it.

Anas09:
WHY ARE you SO PAINED. HERE, LET ME SAY IT AGAIN, you ARE insignificant. For the last time, get a life. Am not responsible for your frustration.

Oh keep kawyet you puny christian wannabe.

after your attempt to convert me to your fake hypocritical christian life failed, you became a self raving petty preacher of double standard and hypocrisy.

next time, stay away from threads that don't concern you.

halimi26:
The university is trying to portray itself as a multi-cultural institution and attract foreign students which will mean more funds in their pockets.Am c.ocksure she didnt get paid for her photo being used for the ad.Nothing to celebrate here.Your sister is merely a pawn

Anas09:
Hahahahahahaha. There you go again. "So called christians you call us", but you can never draw a breath without thinking about Chriatians. Without us you are nothing. Nobody will notice you exist without us.

Get a life.

Oh you should learn to follow your own advice, as you can't seem to exist without minding your own business. isn't that why you get mind orgasm whenever you see a thread you don't like?

remember, without 'sinners' in the world, you guys are insignificant, so I'd say your very existence is tied to those who refuse to tow your dogmatic and archaic way of life.

that's why you guys will never be able to smell your own sh1t.

besides, who go about preaching Hell and death? this should provide a good answer to the emboldened.

Anas09:
You are not? Its very unlikely.

I almost stopped to have a convo with you over that trash you spewed up there. But, hey, what purpose will it serve talking to a die hard satanist? So, i skipped.

You could have just passed and ignored the thread like many of your so called christians did.

the OP have the right to express himself just like you.

THUNDAR:
Just what I expected ! who read all those?

even his village people are rejecting him lol!

by the way what's d name of this your textbook

It's not my fault you can't read, is it? neither is it my fault you're a piss poor twerp with bricks for brains.

now piss off!

THUNDAR:
Idiot joseph1832! receive fire and go back to your village people!!!

Oh do shut up you twisted loser. don't be so shamed that the only solace you find is the internet which is of course, where you're not only irrelevant, but inconsiquential and a total loser.

your pained existence is the bane of your foolish existence, feel free to kill yourself along with your brothers and sisters, and kill you father while you're at it too.

sex starved bastard! foolish paedophile, abhorent baboon like you will forever be tormented by me.

I wait for you to carry out ur threat, Nd if you don't, Sango will strike you dead! so the world will be rid of your foolishness and stupidity!

glorified chimpanzee like you!

ProfTea5:
I have all your details, contacts,house address, family members, etc. This is not a threat. I can deal with you severely.

And your silly addiction for pvssies put you into the situation. I got ypur contacts from through your addiction to female Nairalanders here.

Shut the fvck up and be careful.


I may pity you if you mind your business but I will definitely deal with joseph 1832 aka joseph1 832ng aka LiMu Bai aka Shaq Fu. He is a worthless teacher.

God will punish you and satan will faya your demented mother and father along with your entire lineage of foolish sociopath if you don't carry out your threat.

you'll forever be a demented demon who's father is Baal and Beelzebub, I've told you this.

if you don't deal with me before the night runs out, know that you're the greatest scallywag to have graced this site with your stupidity.

i'm telling you fool! thundar faya your mama toto and Sango strike your tormented fada is you don't carry out your threat.

may you forever be the loser whose pained and miserable existence is so severe he decided to kill himself!

please kill yourself demented fool! Bastard son of a twisted sociopath. demented poverty stricken fool. inconsiquential nitwit!

Satan punish you and your entire generation of losers.
i'm waiting for you.

THUNDAR:
Bros I Don show! Who make I fire

Ask the stupid ass modafucka who bleeped your jezebel of a mother and birthed the celebrated morbid nitwit that is you.

twisted son of a rapist tormented by demons.

ProfTea5:
I am busy doing some research. I don't have your time right now. You know yoy are broke ass teacher so you have all the time in the world. I will be back.

Stupid murdafucker.

Bleep you and Bleep your father while you're at it.

ignoramus come morbid fool like you. who in their right mind will give you a research to carry out?

foolish nitwit. deceive your demented mother with lies,Not me, anyway, who cares, cos your words are as empty like your father's sperm.

twisted sociopath.

FTBOY:
this guy has totally lost it!

i'll implore everyone to stop paying nincompoop attention until he finds a permanent cure for his yellow fever..

Do you blame the foolish fool? when a line cost 50K and a triumph phone cost 75K, do you think this idiot who calls himself proftea1 and his many shades of stupidity could even afford to tell his fucked_Up father to buy one, talkless of his whore_ of a mother.

I tell you, this modafucker who call himself a stupid professor of chemistry is a defunct nitwit come certified nincompoop.

imagine the cross section between a fool and a LovePeddler is shouting like a dog in hit that "this even over" not knowing it was over the day his father and his legion of demons deposited the demented watery semen that produced the advocatus diabolie cum purus idiota that is him!.

this rhesurus monkey will forever be a shamed fool who complained because I failed to give a sex stories for him and his confused demented father to want on!

proftea1, proftea2, proftea3, proftea4, proftea5, proftea6, you are a loser, a demented monkey, an anorexic bullimic!

thundar faya you and your entire generation! i'm still waiting for you, you said it's not over, I'm waiting.

this site won't contain the two of us.

purus idiota like you.

ProfTea5:
Joseph1832 aka LiMuBai aka Shaqfu

Don't think this is over. I will sack you from Nairaland. That's an assurance!

Foolish Malayy, keep calling your mummy Rock tation to come to your rescue.

Ftboy, you are ediot. You dare malign my position which took me years of effort to achieve. You are doomed.

Like I told the demented demon who fucked_ ur mother and birth you, you will forever be a loser with the brain the size of a peanut!.

how much of a loser are you? that you plague the internet with your nonsensical musing just to self-service off sex stories because your father made you a poor god forsaken bastard!.

foolish idiot! your father is a bastard, your sisters are whores and your mother is the personification of Jezebel.

that's why she dipped you inside shiit and you reek of shiit!.

your senselessness will forever be shoved in that abyss your senselessness was gotten form!.

idiota! fool belched from the pit of Hell! impoverished bastard, first class nitwit.

may you forever be the son of Baal and Beelzebub. lobotomized massa damanta!

you're a fool, your demented father is a fool, your piss poor poverty stricken mother is a biitch, and you're the moron_ they produced!

thunder faya dat toto wey born you! foolish pig like you.

lezznjr:
Joe, can you translate that emoji into a statement?

It's self explanatory.