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I fuccking hate it when u quote some crazy azz b!tches on NL and they are like "who d fucck are you?"

do i really need 2 know ur fuccking black squishy azz b4 i can fuccking quote you?? Hun??

Pls 4give my vulgarity

And do not hIde this POst

Richfella: In no particular order:

- Carriage and high sense of self (confidence).
- Zest - I love girls that are full of life.
- Intelligence.
- Sense of humour.
- Compassion.
- Drive
- Nurturing.
- Very S-e-x-u-a-l.
- Beautiful.
- Mental Development.
- Fashion: Good sense of style.
- Non-needy, non-clingy.
- Independence.
- Non-materialistic.
- Humility

guy u go die there o!! Walahi!!!

Yahoo1: A lady dat can always clean up my mess! And can be ready to die for me! Also i like ladies that can kill or steal for me! ;ThATS ladies that can do crazy things for love.

hehe. . . Ur level of imagination has a really wide incomprehensible span. . .not even in ur dreams

DICKtator: a.z.z like_{jennifer lopez and erykah badu} Kim Kardashian,Eyes like brandy,chest like _shugamaniaCossy,brain like Maya Angelou,lips like_beyounce Halle Berry,legs like Kimora, cooks like Stewart,face like Genevive and business-minded like Oprah

LOl!!!
Super a$shole

Oh yeah i 4got 2 add. . .i love 'em wild. . .fun--Y women basically

A deathly sexy voice is d road 2 my heart anyday ANYTIME!!

God i love ladies dat sound hot. . .and looks hot 2,of cause

yeah on a more matured level,i like ladies that are intelligent,like i'm a sucker for those. . .reserved ones 2(nah i aint talkig virgins here bro)

Well i think its d story that matters. . .dese ppl shud start coming up with killing stories apart from d love/poverty/suffering ones. . .its been awhile since i'v seen any Nigerian movie though,so i might be wrong

and d production too matters a lot,i hate 2 see/hear gunshots sounding like knockouts. . .and music. . . .mehn a GOOD tune+hot action wud be 4cking gr8,its not just d casts dat matters

jackbauersballs: Tinnie Tempah- best international artiste?!

[size=16pt]in 2012?[/size]

yeahh i think dat shud be wale

Davido doesnt deserve shi*!!

Vector is definitely the best rap artiste dis year!!

Wizkid was worth it too. . .no contest eh!!

no comment on Davido

whats so great about 'Nawti'(olu maintaon)-plsss,its nt dat great

EVA is my lOve of the year,she's effing gr8!! Especially with that 'supersun' remix,super!!

Kunle afolayan is just superb!!

Jimmyjatt rocks

but i'm sure Ali-baba only got that award outta respect

i loathe carolina!!!

UTI?? Best uhmm wateva. . Dnt quite get that

overall i'm proud of wizkid and vector and eva,those niggas and niggress are going places. . .

The only problem i gat is. . .WHY THE FUCCK DID THEY HAVE TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY!!

Hahaha!! This is really funny. . I particularly find the task force guy(looks like some dumb cop overfed with dough-nuts) and bakassi really amusing. . .nIce one man

bUh,bra!! Dah mend gUy na die o!!

chiover: Rubbish, why dat northern guy no carry bomb;>

come u geh plaster for eye?

Matter of fact this is plain bullshit. . .a country as rich as ours are contented with that??

We really could be more and they know it. . .infact i wont be surprised if that stat drops b4 d year runs out

And they shud av the head of the featherbrain who gave that speech

Funny. . .dont be surprised when this is deleted

I wanna know where we stand in Africa

freecocoa: You might wanna check with the girl first cos you won't be getting any action if you call me that

haha,gud 2 know
. . .any action if i call you darling? Darling

freecocoa: Yeah really.

Flavor N'abania's favorite name for his women

hoho
funny. . .gotta try that one,u think its cOol?

slimyem: if you doubt me,ask Flavour!!

hilarious!! ,it kinda sounds cool though. . .i also find snowflakes funny sounds like chocolate or sometin

onila: sup Nigga?

nAhnana. . .dat aint cOol. . .more like "wadup dawg" knw ahmean(gangster accent)

slimyem: op,those pet names you listed are nice compared to the one my naija brothers call women..
Names like..
-sweet potato..
-jollof rice..
-sugar banana..
-sherikoko..

hahaha. . NO WAY
jollof rice?? Really??

MRbrownJAY: i am surprised that "B.ITCH" is in none of these list......... now we all know that many girl's pet name is B I T C H, as in:"B.itch is my food ready?!

dude

Whoa! Whoa!! Whoa!!
Did u really mean servant
i mean come'on man. . .u knw hOw some ladies can be with some'in lIke dat. . .
(scoffs)servant boi

Phew man!! Why read and study alllll that when u can just study me,eh

bekay911: Me lyk d servant type

Lol. . .why e be say na d servant type GANGAN u con like!!

[quote author=$ugardaddy]@OP

In other words, these 7 types of men are basically the "born again" kinds.[/quote]my thought exactly. . .

Just av a nIce quickie 4 ur lunch-break

works like magic man!!

This is actually funny

well,good tin he was discovered by a Nigerian agency in Nigeria and not In Brazil

pDude: Has the naira ever had any value since its inception?

Next!

#singing ". . .once upon a time one dollar equals 2 one naira. . ."

@topic. . .in other words,if u want 2 be corrupt and loot money,loot but dont use any other currency except Naira

I'm gon waste 4 fuccking years on someone else's life??
What The Fucck!!

berem: what's the honour is cremation? This in nigeria not india.ok! Make dem chop the body na!
@hard body you dey find trouble o! Lol!

well i guess in Nigeria it might not be honourable,but even at that;cremating him seems lenient 2 me. . .if d med skuls reject his body,THE SHARKS WONT!!

hardbody: The guy is a Nigerian and should be given a Nigerian burial. He died as a Federal Government property, he was shortly before his death, housed, clothed and fed by the Federal Government, so why would they expect anyone to come and claim his corpse? information available to us is that he actually used a borrowed name. he is actually from EKITI STATE

dude he has family

https://www.nairaland.com/291909/man-eating-men-clifford-orjis

hardbody: The guy is a Nigerian and should be given a Nigerian burial. He died as a Federal Government property, he was shortly before his death, housed, clothed and fed by the Federal Government, so why would they expect anyone to come and claim his corpse? information available to us is that he actually used a borrowed name. he is actually from EKITI STATE

alright,brace yourself and get ready for some serious bashing my guy!!