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Romance / Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend Who Is A Single Mother & Also To Her Daughter by Shaw007(m): 2:56pm On Nov 23, 2017
ubunja:

yar grin
an idiot whose wealth will be enjoyed ONLY by the real fruit of his loins.
even birds reject eggs they see are not theirs grin grin
Lol, even though this is funny to me... it still doesn't excuse your stupidity. i'd love to know the rationality behind your thinking though. but i have a feeling it'll be lame and 17th century.

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Crime / Re: For Sleeping With Her Sister's Husband, Lady's Face Disfigured (Graphic Photos) by Shaw007(m): 2:52pm On Nov 23, 2017
and what happened to the useless husband that could not respect his wife by keeping his bloody penis in his pants

or at least take his adultery outside and not disrespect his marriage with his wife sister!!

SISTER!!! Gaddamn!


unless some blogger is trying to be smart, then he's even more useless than the story or the fictional husband.
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend Who Is A Single Mother & Also To Her Daughter by Shaw007(m): 2:48pm On Nov 23, 2017
ubunja:
stay away from single mothers
stop rewarding the loose ones
I stopped insulting people on NL, and with good reason, unless the stupidity is colossal i just don't bother to break my sweat. but man

You a very Big Idiot.

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Celebrities / Re: Lizzy Gold Onuwaje Celebrates Her Son On His 2nd Birthday - Picture by Shaw007(m): 2:44pm On Nov 23, 2017
Sirheny007:


You know nothing.


Nah Jon snow grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Lizzy Gold Onuwaje Celebrates Her Son On His 2nd Birthday - Picture by Shaw007(m): 2:40pm On Nov 23, 2017
that smile though

DAMN!!!

Lady killer smile
Foreign Affairs / Re: Joe Barton Sends Nudes To Lady With Explicit Text Message (Photos) by Shaw007(m): 1:18pm On Nov 23, 2017
He adds, "I am sorry I did not use better judgment during those days. I am sorry that I let my constituents down."
you're only sorry you got caught

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Drop 9 Places In FIFA Ranking by Shaw007(m): 12:49pm On Nov 23, 2017
Can you imagine, i was just checking the old ranking yesterday and we were in fifth place, i consoled myself with all the exploits of the Nigerian team since the last update, thinking

Omo the next ranking we go dey for Number 1 o.....

Now see this rubbish

Fifa must be very MAD!!

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Crime / Re: Man Kills His Friend In Zamfara During Heated Fight (Photos) by Shaw007(m): 10:49am On Nov 23, 2017
hehe
Celebrities / Re: Between Hushpuppi And A Lady Who Thinks He Is Not The "Billionaire Gucci Master" by Shaw007(m): 10:47am On Nov 23, 2017
whats his fascination with Ogun killing people, is he a Benin boy?



but that "ogun kill una two" comment is funny sha grin grin grin
Events / Re: We Have Dated For 10 Years: A Nairalander Celebrates His Fiancée On Her Birthday by Shaw007(m): 10:33am On Nov 23, 2017
shey you can see all the comments...

and you are still "hoping" to get married

you better turn that hope to reality and stop wasting this beautiful lady's time

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Education / Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by Shaw007(m): 10:28am On Nov 23, 2017
even B.sc is getting redundant and useless, people with Masters are searching for jobs, Nah con HnD, lmao!!
Education / Re: Education Graduates To Start One Year Internship - FG by Shaw007(m): 10:20am On Nov 23, 2017
highbee02:
Tanx, with my NCE, B Sc. (ed), TRCN, my monthly take home is not up to #30,000 in Kwara State

you can't just imagine yourself collecting this pay in lagos,

Nigeria is not ready oh, best brains kor, best brains nih
Crime / Re: Friends Lured & Killed A Businessman In Festac, Lagos (Photos) by Shaw007(m): 9:50am On Nov 23, 2017
a Beretta to threaten someone, well i understand

but a pump action rifle?? com'n.. you want to kill him

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Education / Re: Education Graduates To Start One Year Internship - FG by Shaw007(m): 9:42am On Nov 23, 2017
“Also, there is a proposal to reintroduce bursary award for those who are reading education courses in colleges of education and the universities to make sure we are able to attract best brains to teaching profession.

“The minister is also trying to propose that those who have education degree instead of starting them on grade level 8, they should be started on grade level 9 to make the job competitive and make the teachers feel confident about their profession.


it will never happen as long as you keep paying teachers peanuts.

if you like make the teaching courses free in schools, it will never attract best brains in this country


and how much are they paying the so called level 9 teachers.

what a sordid joke

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Travel / Re: AIT Staff, Abdullahi Ibrahim Dies In Accident With Pregnant Wife & 3 Children by Shaw007(m): 8:50am On Nov 22, 2017
“He was trying to overtake him on top speed while also negotiating a bend,”

If this is true, then he killed himself and his family,

NEVER overtake on a bend,

no matter how slight the bend is, overtaking in a bend is complete recipe for disaster


RIP to him and his family though, a terrible tragedy
Phones / Re: Throwback: Specification Of This Sony Ericsson K750i Will Make You Smile(Photo) by Shaw007(m): 8:16am On Nov 22, 2017
Sony Ericsson K700i
just a little lower than k750

but still felt like the best thing to happen to me at the time. cry

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Car Talk / Re: Uber Signs Deal With Volvo To Buy 24,000 Self-Driving SUVs For Taxi Fleet by Shaw007(m): 8:08am On Nov 22, 2017
Replacing humans, OK
Education / Re: 51 Lagos Teachers Fail Professional Examination by Shaw007(m): 7:52am On Nov 22, 2017
a PhD holder is a high school teacher?
Nairaland / General / Re: Why People Smoke In Toilet by Shaw007(m): 6:51am On Nov 22, 2017
Urban Myth
NYSC / Re: Soldiers Welcome Corpers To Kogi NYSC Camp With Their Luggage On Their Head by Shaw007(m): 7:08pm On Nov 21, 2017
see ladies squatting with Load on their head, even dragging some too... work out now, they will say its too hard they are tired

Now because its soldier that commanded it, their steps wil not break

Awon Ole (lazy ppl)
Foreign Affairs / Re: Moment A Python Regurgitates Huge Monitor Lizard In Thailand(Photos) by Shaw007(m): 7:06pm On Nov 21, 2017
Explorers:



Smaller preys, larger prey does.

A Python swallowed a croc alive years back, it trends on Natgeo wild.

The croc used his claws to burst the belly, came out but died
it happens, its not the usual occurrence, there's a rule. this is the exception.

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Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi Vs Ehi Ogbebor: Who Rocked The Edo Traditional Attire Better? PICS by Shaw007(m): 6:23pm On Nov 21, 2017
Omo Nawa o

Let these people enjoy their Marriage. ejor tori oloun

All these bloogers that could not eat Party rice from the wedding just want to eat the party traffic,

it aff do nah


well sha, i think ogbebor killed it, maybe its her skin, or the pic, i dunno... but her's is better

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Moment A Python Regurgitates Huge Monitor Lizard In Thailand(Photos) by Shaw007(m): 6:21pm On Nov 21, 2017
Explorers:



That's the Python's doing, preys cannot struggle out on their own when swallowing them because of the teeth.

To vomit them, Pythons knows what to do.
actually

Preys dont struggle because the python must have already suffocated and strangled the prey to death, as most constrictors do. most of their prey are usually killed before swallowing.
they don't just sneak up on you and swallow you

they sneak up on you.
attack with their fangs to grab a hold on you
wrap around your body and tightens its muscles so you can stop taking in air. effectively suffocating their prey, this can take hours depending on the size of the prey (maybe crush your bones while they are at it)

then they swallow you.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Moment A Python Regurgitates Huge Monitor Lizard In Thailand(Photos) by Shaw007(m): 6:15pm On Nov 21, 2017
ifex370:
Christmas came in early for lala...











This one na 2 in 1 grin
Lol
asin..

JACKPOT!!! ..... Megamillions style
Foreign Affairs / Re: Moment A Python Regurgitates Huge Monitor Lizard In Thailand(Photos) by Shaw007(m): 6:13pm On Nov 21, 2017
this snake is a greedy snake, see the big thing its swallowing

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Politics / Re: Governor Obiano: "Anambra Made Lagos What It Is" by Shaw007(m): 3:57pm On Nov 20, 2017
that's cute, doing the same thing to Anambra shouldn't be so hard.

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Celebrities / Re: Masterkraft Punishes Tailor Who Sew His Outfit To Banky W's Wedding (VIDEO) by Shaw007(m): 1:17pm On Nov 20, 2017
The material is wack,
which he most likely chose himself

Everybody wore agbada, or otherwise complete Native

he opted for mixed clothing (with rugged 3 quarter jean for that matter)
was he trying to be different or what.


how is that his tailor's fault

Mastercraft is half-white monkey

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Crime / Re: 10 Youths Killed In Edo Cult War by Shaw007(m): 1:13pm On Nov 20, 2017
pascal558:
Are you on facebook sir
sure i am, reply my pm with your name so i can send you a request.
Crime / Re: 10 Youths Killed In Edo Cult War by Shaw007(m): 1:03pm On Nov 20, 2017
pascal558:
!This protest is scheduled for december,
you can count me in
Celebrities / Re: Banky W's 2016 Posts About Marriage Surface After His Lavish Traditional Wedding by Shaw007(m): 12:56pm On Nov 20, 2017
his old posts would make sense if he was getting married to a non celebrity, but his wife is almost as popular as he is..

so i guess

out goes the rules...

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Politics / Re: PDP Chair Race: Jimi Agbaje Is A Comedian - Shelle, Ex PDP Chairman by Shaw007(m): 9:50am On Nov 20, 2017
Tunji Shelle, lmao


as in... Kilon shelle padi mi

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Science/Technology / Re: Giant Turtle Crawls Into Man's Compound In Bayelsa State. Photos by Shaw007(m): 9:20pm On Nov 19, 2017
Guestlander:
It will be eaten. We do not return animals back to the sea in this part of the world.
Fate not yet determined is euphemism for which type of soup to make.
grin grin grin

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