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anonimi: Tales by Moonlight
Rating: PG -5

Persin wey be top ten in the university department!
and federal scholar worth 50k annually!!
plus exam mercenary, pardoned becos im academic records too bright!!!
Etc, etc, etc.
Na im come dey arrange admission thru cult guys

Show me your mugu and i will show you mine

God bless you jare!! I'm sure the guy wud want 2 say Nigeria is dis and dat. . .but the kinda person he says he was. . .even if d president called that his son needed 2 be admitted,if u are exceptional ur name wud be untouched,its only the "managing" students dat suffer . . .dat guy is sometin else jare!!

Sometimes when i look at some stuff apnn. . I just wish i were white,the way an average African thinks(home or away) is just. . .just GoSHY!!

The chinese are racing forward and so?? What is stopping Africa from doing the same,just because "they might just be the nxt world power" we shud now stOop 2 lick their boots,was Britain not the same country that colonised china?? Were they not the world power then?? Did china make English their lingua franca because of that?? Is it not this same china that are 2nd,economic wise only 2 usa? Africans shud plss wake up,pls. . .we can be more than this and we know t. . .it shud be the world learning our language now with all what we have and not the other way round. . .Goist!!

acidtalk: I used to think Jonathan was Insane but I got to realize Fashola has totally gone MAD.

This idio*ts never get to think before passing laws and acting.

What have they done to improve our culture by making our local dialect a MUST in the school curriculum.

This fools are the reason why today's chiddren now feel its a shame to speak their language.

If you say it is to improve business ties between Nigeria and China, is it primary and secondary school children that travel down to china for business trade and bring in loads of substandard goods to flood the Nigerian market which inturn as killed our local Industry and production.

Jonathan and Fashola na who dey CRAZE pass? 100marks + $50,800

word!!

And besides,dat mandarin has to one of the world's hardest languages,if not d hardest,with that odd lettering of theirs. .. This is just nonsense

Infact gan i provoke!! B4 dis year runz out me 2 must carry jonathan or patie. . .(errm just jonathan wud be okay )

LOl. . .sounds like a fairy tale with a happy ending!!

obadiah777: this is from God

ROMANS 9 VS 13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated. GET YOUR KNOWLEDGE UP SON AND LETS SPAR. AS IT IS THIS IS NOT A FAIR FIGHT. YOU ARE SWIMMING IN SHALLOW WATERS.

okay. . .so what are you saying exactly?
In plain words

obadiah777: another scoffer fulfilling prophesy

sweet jesus,this man. . .#sighs

CrazyMan: Really?

Oh I get it now...this post is meant to confuse them right? Cos you seem to be doing a very good confusing job.

exactly! exactly!! EXACTLY!!!
Creating confusion,and did i just see him post that God is not lOving? are you..

CrazyMan: @Obadiah77
Stop misinterpreting the bible...cos its very obvious from this your post that you lack proper understamding of the bible.

thank you!!

TerryCarr: our Gods and or Goddess

make dat. . .God

TerryCarr: conspiracy BS

maybe. . .most things these days are just Bs. . .so,probably

obadiah777: try telling that to iran, cuba, iraq, and other countries that have been invaded because they refuse to give people rights to be whatever they want. THIS THING IS SPIRITUAL MAN. YOU ARE TOO BLIND TO SEE. YOUR SPIRITUAL EYE IS DEAD

i dont think so. . .the bible did not state that only a part of the world would be affected by what u state(the middle east). . .No one would be exepmted. . .a lot of things still has 2 take place b4 this,this right here is just industrialization

safarigirl: whatever makes you beleive yours is the right one, in the end, Christians are just like the Muslims they condemn, only, not as violent, but the same bigotry flows through their bloods. Damn! I wish I was Hindu

jesus did not come 2 condemn but 2 save. . .we are just as guilty of sin as everyone else,the main tin is just for one 2 repent and ask for grace,the End is very near,and i dont just believe its the right one,i know it is

plus,u av every right 2 your own opinion,one of the greatest gifts of God 2 man is free will,that is why u wud not see any christian forcing anybody,if u dont want 2 be a christian we wud not kill anybody because of that. . .like i said,its a free world

TerryCarr: yea but not a religious one and it will be man made plus it will not be the end of the world humanity will live on for now. what do you mean some religions are not right

the shifting of the poles is not man made,what some scientists are speculating about the planet nibru is not man-mad. . .december 21st is not man-made,gr8 earthquakes and volcanoes are not man-made,these are some of the ways scientits say the world wud end.infact what they are saying now is that we are hundreds of years due,so bottom line,religious or not,this world wud end. . .and yes most of if not all of Humanity will be wiped(that is according 2 science)

religions,theologies. . .will all end as part of this world,the only way 2 heaven is thru jesus,and only christianity supports that

pendusky: Pls wher does it flow to? River Niger? Scary! Lol

rivers dont REALLY link like seas and oceans do,and last time i checked,River Niger in west africa and nOt asia. . .u are safe

obadiah777: the mark of the beast is democracy and homosexualism and capitalism and the american way of life. if you reject democracy you will not be able to buy and sell ( iran and cuba embargo ).

u said most things in the book of revelations are literal,and i really do not see the mark of the beast being any different,and i do not see anything wrong with democracy and capitalism.no one is forcing anyone 2 be homosexuals. . .so i disagree

TerryCarr: blah blah some religions don't have "end of times"

"some religions" are not right

just because they dont doesnt mean there isnt an end time. . .even science itself believes it

kandiikane: ....I bet you're the ugliest of them all.

hehe. . .i'm even lafing at that thought. . .trust me,i'm not bragging here but. . .I AM FAR FAR from ugly

And this Ppl advising him 2 do the cooking. . .this is Africa not austria abeg!! How can a a man be in d kitchen making African chop while d wife sits at d parlour watching hannah montanna!!

So the wife wud be like;"darling is the food ready yet?"

husband-i'm sorry hOney,just a minute

NXT day
wife-darling i'm hungry go make sometin for me
Him-alright dear...

I mean come'on really

Get a cook. . .cos she doesnt seem like d kinda person dat can learn 4rm a book 2 me

"resting"

hmm. . .dont be surprised when she comes back here looking like miley cyrus!!

I'v hrd this b4. . .i think mnths b4 he(yar'adua) eventually died. . .i really hope i'm wrong sha

TerryCarr: the Chinese(east Asians) are not christian so don't poison there cultures with your Jesus BS

and so? Are they not part of the world?
'm not making any postulates that its the end time here but when it comes. . .no part of earth will be left untouched

obadiah777: REVELATION 16 VS 4 The third angel poured out his bowl on the rivers and springs of water, and they became blood

i just ran a quick search thru google and i discovered,that cannot happen yet,chpt 16 comes when men has been given a choice of accepting the mark of the beast and live,or not and die(one way ticket 2 heaven) and last time i checked,i dont av any beasty mark and i'm still alive.so this is just INDUSTRIALIZATION!!!

This is of cause definitely due to industrialization as well put,but one cannot help but wonder,a river that LARGE?? We are talking of the 3rd largest in the world here. . .not 2 sound too spiritual or anything here but,u still cannot rule it out...

obadiah777: REVELATION 16 VS 4 The third angel poured out his bowl on the rivers and springs of water, and they became blood

obadiah i thought u mentioned once that mostof those things written werent literal

Do dese bOiz think they are ripe for some full blown battle??
And that is even IF the story is true

samfibby: The uniben i know in those days, If the dude is a rival gang member, then uniben better be ready for more bodies in body bags all in the name of retaliation either b4 the session ends or next session. I just pray it doesnt come to this. Amen. All men better take shelter in hall three or hall four.

ha bros. . .in times like dis person nor dey comot hall 4 o!!
I remember a friend of mine especially warned me against a particular area outta d main campus,i guess its this ekosodin

RIP dan!!

ifeness: You are serving the Roman Catholic God,aint you? Remember the "confessions" to the priest. Is that not what you do every sunday? Oh this time around you make it to an invincible small god. You are what i call the shadow of a real human.A FAKE!!!! That is what you are!

Let your small god reply me if he can. I am tired of talking to his servants

God wud not come down to earth just to reply you,even for much much greater causes he still sent his servants to so his work.

And i understand you are having some confsions about the roman catholic church and the pentecostal church,lemmeexplain that

u see we believe that salvation is from God and there's no amount of good deed or traditional sacrifices that can change d sinful nature of man,what is really needed is grace,what you need to do is acknowledege that you are under the same curse of sin as everyone else,repent turn away from it and invite jesus to your heart. . .u see pentecostal belief has its foundation uncompromised by d creeds agendas and opinions of men

One of the foundations of Catholic belief is that the priest is the intercessor between the lay man and God. This is why sins are privately confessed to the priest, and the priest then provides absolution by assigning a penance consisting of various structured, traditional prayers repeated a suitable number of times according to the seriousness of the sin. This is, at its center, a belief that the believer through works assigned by the priest, receives forgiveness and is then in right standing with God. This is very closely related to the Old Testament requirements of sacrifices and other symbolic acts as a means to be reconciled to God.

If you believe the gospel (good news) of the New Testament, however, you know that Godsent His son, Jesus (John 3:16), as the final, ultimate sacrifice for all the sins of mankind from the foundation of the world, and for all time until His return. The only "traditions" observed by the Pentecostal church are those set forth in New Testament scripture, (the Lord's supper or communion and baptism in water), which return glory, honor, and praise to God; because we know that we owe our life for the grace He has extended to us for our redemption.

So no sir,i pray to God for my sins,jesus is the New intercessor,not a priest

obadiah777: no such thing my friend. rapture is 'spiritual resurrection'. your spirit will fly into heaven in your body. you will become a heavenly being ( this is your spirit in you will be renewed ). then you will be protected from the tribulation as the cover of the lord will be on you. then after the battle of armageddon in the valley of jehoshaphat ( world war 3 ) when all the world armies would have cancelled each other out. we swoop in for the feast of the lamb, which basically means we will subdue the survivors ( which will be the spiritually dead ) and we will take over the world feed on the flesh of kings ( meaning we will take all the wealth and take to the land jerusalem ) etc etc. let me not go too far or i will lose some of you or some may think i am nuts

hmm. . .i read a book about sometin similar to what ur portraying here,most of the things written(if not all) in the book of revelations are not literal but have realistic meanings. . .pls go on sire

thehomer: Again? Do you have a date and time of his arrival?

my brother i wish we did,then almost everyone wud make heaven,even those claiming 2 be atheists wud take no chances

obadiah777: That is not a literal statement. no humans are flying in the air.

i hope u are wrong. . .its cos we are humans,thats why its called flying. . .when jesus left off he more of levitated than flew. . .i think we shud simply call it movement and not flying. . .since then we wudnt be in the flesh anymore