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idara August 1, 2012 at 11:33 pm
na wa 4 nigerians o…y do u religiouslize everything.even d calling of a poor child a ‘monster’ by d writer of dis article is uncalledfor. Monkeys and chimpanzees are directly below humans on the phylogeny.it’s a wonder and a miracle that many of us turn out normal,cause if you read about the formation of a child you would realise that so many things can go wrong. A child that looks like a monkey and you say ‘monster’? Haven’t you heard of acrania,parasitic twins,mermaid syndrome,syndactyl,spina bifida,cyclops,hare lip,dextrocardia,exstrophyof the urinary bladder,omphalocoele e.t.c so many conditions out there,and you condemnthis child as evil.more than half of the nigerian women are malnourished due to poverty and ignorance,how do you then expect normal formation of the child. People are even suggesting killing the child?! You guys need to pick up an embryology textbook. All dat child needs is love and nurturing,not to be treated like a freak.

Mehn!! Na wa ooo. . .so ppl can be dis stu.pid and unreasonable. . .so u'd rather sit in yo mama's house eat bread and wait for phcn 2 bring light. . .he probably purposely stated graduates so as 2 reduce d competition and also reduce d unemployment rate in d country. . .i'm seriously shaking mY mo'erfu.cking head for some ppl posting rubbish against d plan. . .haha!!

D guy is just trying 2 help nahh. . .do u know how many graduates out there going about with useless certificates. . .hez just trying 2 help and besides those saying hez nt creating jobs,dangote is d largest local employer in d whole of africa. . .d rest of d companies are 4rm other countries. . .hez just trying 2 help unemployed graduates,dont mistake his intentions

Logicbwoy: Yes, I believe in devils. They are called bloodsucking pastors who convince4 people pay tithes and give them false hopes. These pastors go and buy private jets.

its very wrong 2 speak against men of God. . Its true some of them are bad but speaking generally is extremely dangerous. . .DO NOT call upon d wrath of God
B.s:God commanded that you pay thite. . .can someone pls quote d bible there.

1supremo: PS: '' The fool hath said in his heart, 'There is no God.''' PSALM 53vs1

i lIke that. . My brother you are blessed

I think that notion should be restricted to americans(whites basically) and some few africans. . .well as for me(speaking for myself here) i'm not and will never be an atheist and i'm still very much connected 2 d internet
so there. . .

I think that notion should be restricted to americans(whites basically) and some few africans. . .well as for me(speaking for myself her) i'm not and will never be an atheist and i'm still very much connected 2 d internet
so there. . .

chucky234: Why are you trying to generalised poverty,if you are wretchedly poor that's not to say everyone is poor. You are worshiping SGS3 and hoping to buy one in 2020 when my kid brother is already flexing a white S3,I bought my first BB(8830) in 2005 the same year it was introduced into naija market and there were many wealthy Nigerians who bought as well.

in shOrt u are telling me you are rich right?? Theres no point flexing your money na. . .even as a student i can still afford 2 buy two iphones(not more than two anyways) comfortably. . .so dude. . .infact ur reply shows clearly that ur really poor,i'm sure all u'v seen of a SGS3 is from tv. . .when dont worry in d year 2020 like i said. . .u cwill be able 2 afford one or worse still,contact ur boi shaw

femionasan: I tire for this hard-on some peeps have for bb users. If e no top 5 nko? No be human beings dey use phone rated number 50 in the world? Abeg, make una find work to do.

abi nOw. . .but no be their(our) fault na dose silly girls cause am. . .a phone dat quite satisfies ur needs and is affordable 4 you shud be d best,thats y i like guys u'll never see any guy flaunting about anytin(except of course,CARS) but the Op wanted 2 show dose girls that their bbs is not worth flaunting. . .abiiii

Dear mR.$Tunna-fish
abeg go and sleep(dont mind my pidgin) everyone here,bb user or otherwise has acknowledged that ur probably d silly-est preson on this thread(thanks 2 ur wrongful naija bashing)now that said i need not say more,it'd be wrong 2 insult u now that u'v received in quite reasonable doses enough insults 2 last u a life time. . .Like i said,friend.go 2 sleep,i'l be most appreciative if u comply,Thank you
Yours sincerely
shAw

chucky234: Why are you trying to generalised poverty,if you are wretchedly poor that's not to say everyone is poor. You are worshiping SGS3 and hoping to buy one in 2020 when my kid brother is already flexing a white S3,I bought my first BB(8830) in 2005 the same year it was introduced into naija market and there were many wealthy Nigerians who bought as well.

4rm your tone of reply its quite clear who d poor one is. . .u sound like dis poor man trying hard 2 convince everyone hez got sometin giong on 4 him. . .and BTW i was only joking about d 2020 tin,most sensible middle class ppl now own one of those. . .only d foo.lish ones still go about flaunting their bb. . .plss d time of bb has gone(cry well and get over it). . .assshit

monami2abd: BB Rules!!! All you follow follow that buy phones because its in vogue soon Apple and Samsung will be out of vogue and i trust you all will start saying Apple and Samsung are useless phones.. Remember what Bob marley said: Emancipate yourself from mental slavery instead of practicing follow follow, have your own mind. Am sure most of you don't even know how to use the Apple and Samsung self, because i have seen loads of people that carry it around just for show offs... SMH

OMg seriously?? Are you for real?? Well it looks like you are a bit demented(but dont worry we'll fix that) you talk about ppl flaunting their iPhones,pls tell me why its not worth flaunting,and FYI for every 5 Iphone flaunter,you have 20 bb users that think they own d world. . .anyways i'd like 2 stop now,i'l try 2 obey d rules dat says its pretty useless 2 argue with ignorant ppl...Thank You.
B.S bb sucks!!

chucky234: The manufacturers were ranked based on market shares (sales), if it were to be based on quality then HTC will be up there on second as its One S and One X is only bettered by Samsung galaxy S3.
Nokia is no where near 5th in terms of quality as the only Nokia phone worthy of mention is the failed Lumia 900,the ranking should be done based on quality because many Nlanders don't even know what market shares are.

its true nOkia doesnt make d top 5. . .but check anywhere it makes the top 10 based on quality and d highly rated torch(abi shey na touch) isnt even in tpo 20. . .EVEN motorola has their smartphone in top 10 confirm anywhere,infact google it. . .wiki it. . .bing it(which other search engine) infact sef.,NairaLand it...

[quote author=$tunna]Who me Lolz take it easy ooo! We can stop all ur BB phones from working with the switch of a button here in Canada ooo!

Y'all better be nice...[/quote]dude who is we. . .i'm sure all uv even seen of d RIM s d tall building and front door. . LMfAOOO!!

[quote author=$tunna]Same Naija I visited a few weeks ago?? But then again an average Naija person like you in Naija thinks hard work that builds and helps keep a nation developed and keep advancing is suffering!!!

Hahahahahahaha!! stupidity

See why Nigeria is so underdeveloped? Don't risk ur life for nation building and don't work hard to achieve anything...go to university and sort professors with cash or ur p u ssy and get a job with the fake degree u get after where you get a free car and a free duplex after 3 months of work and live large forever...carrying a made in Canada BB running programes designed by Canadian secondary school kids; wear American clothes and speak with fake Ameriacan acent; and then drive a used German or Japanese made Jeep stolen in the streets of Canada...is that not the Nigerian model??

You seemed to mistake houses built by Nigerians outside of Nigeria in Nigeria as showing how wealthy Nigerians in Naija are!! Funny, eh! Confused, eh!
I was reading somewhere last year that they wanted to make the minimum wage in Nigeria 18, 000 naira a month and some of the States refused as they could not afford that?.

Did you know that it is illegal to pay a worker less than minimum 10,000naira for a day of work in Canada Fools, you are not talking about Greece or Spain ooo!! Lol

Canada can take over Naija by force any day and Naija can not defend itself again our force...I'm sure you know this...so be quiet please, k

Hahahahahahaha!!! [/quote]i'm not talking about you cos i dont know you,but what friends of mine tell me when they visit is dat nigerians in the U.s. . .dunno about canada dont have good jobs(permit or not1 what most of them do is menial job and stuff,cleaning dat kinda shi* for me. . .i'm just doing good here i'll get a real nice job outta skul or get some bussiness set up. . And i'l end up making much more than a Nigerian bartender in canada man.

Decryptor: Are u ok? Internet Bundles is what you get from your service provider( ie: MTN, Etisalat etc) and that's only when you pay for it. It does not come with your device. HABA

i think he's speaking of bIs and d communication tin

dayokanu: Can you get SWYPE on your i-phone? It makes typing easier

Exactly bRO. . .it rOcks On android like. . .

Billyonaire: Nigerian guyz seem to hate BB girls, why ? There is no reason to hate BB or hate BB girls. For me, If I see a pretty damsel, and she is not on BB, first thing i do is, buy her a Bold5, to show that I care, then the next thing is get the PIN and we continue from there. Seriously, there is no dull moment if you are me. Cos you will always have at least 10 girls in your palm (in your BB). With success comes love of all things, if you hate certain things for no reason, you are telling the spirits that you dont want them, when in essence you may just hate them cos you cant afford them. Love everything and everything will be made available unto you by the spirits of the Universe. I am one such example. From today, begin to love BB and BB girls and your life will be transformed.

u want 2 know why. . .because with a bb they feel they own d world.i agree with d giving them a bb for d pin girls in your hand tin. . .that is very correct. . .2 modify that i'd buy them(if i can afford,unfortunately i cant at d moment(student tins)) a blacberry for d communication and a nice apple Iphone for d status. . .

[quote author=$tunna]One authorized dealer in Ikeja...should Nigerians in Canada bow down because of that when there can be 10 authorized BB Stores in A single shopping mall in Canada?? By the way...you mean an authorized dealer for a BB assembled in Mexico city?? Lol

Only upper middle class people in Nigeria can afford an Original new BB phone without stress, k! That would be top 1%[/quote]no mind d gUy jare. . .na ignorance dey worry am

fippycbk: Did you read the news well? Did you come across the part that says "RIM falls out of the top 5 for the very 1st time"? Or are you 1 of those hating cos you don't have 1? Or hating cos you wuld have loved to have a blackberry and a nokia at the same time but can't afford it? Get a life...na 5days ago news be this.

Lol. . .4rm ur tone i think ur one of those hating cos u dont av an iPhone or an S3 but dude are you for real?? Hating cos of not owning a BB?? PLsss(scofs) i'll be fucking proud if iget d coming Iphone5 man(now dats sometin 2 be jealous about8-)) anyways if 'bb' goes back up again feel free 2 chop off my head man.

Billyonaire: There is something addictive about BB, the BBM is second to none, and the emailing service is a great plus. Even those I have the Galaxy Tab and Galaxy Note and even the Apple Products, I still dont understand why I feel so excommunicated without a BBM. I have never missed any phone before, but BB seems a part of my life. I dont expect BB to be No. 1 in the world, I just expect it to network me with my business partners, maintain the cheap data plan and also alerts me instantly when I receive email. I cant do without a BB, if you see me moving with Flagship Galaxy Note and iPhone, its just to augment my Billionaire's status. BB is my real love.

lol. . I like yu,u knOw d rich ones when u see them,Lol.ur right cos most ppl use it as a 2nd phone for d purposes u'v stated. . .but i'm sure this thread was created 2 show some girls(we all know them) that THEIR 'BB' is ntn 2 flaunt about

Abagworo: Y'all are getting it so wrong. Nigerians are using blackberry because of bbm. Most people feel excommunicated without the bbm that's all. It is the easiest way of communication in Nigeria today and girls need it most for socializing and love peddling. Nobody sees it as a status symbol.

yes some girls d reasonable ones,that is very correct. . .but dude if you really mingle with ppl a lot,i mean a lot. . .U'll see these maulagan girls flaunting d tin as if God uses it too. . .i was at one of these resorts not 2 long ago. . .and i know this sounds unbelievable but there was dis girl that was swimming and asked her sister 2 bring her her phone(na curve 2 o!!) so d girl innocently gave her d phone in d pool,guy,u need 2 see d way dis girl shouted and screamed at her sister accusing of trying 2 'spoil' her expensive 45000naIra phone. . .i agree with what u said though but thats just d few reasonable ones of 'em.

[quote author=str8_talk]BB has never given me anytin 2 brag about except being amused by d way Nigerians especially our girls flaunt it about 4 d world. Smh![/quote]mY brOda may God bless you exponentially. . .i jUst wish dose stu.pid girls would see 1fyr old americans going about with smartphones they'll not own in 10yrs. Chai!!(NAijA!!)smmfh!!

Nigeria will never move on when the world is remember when blackberry used 2 be a symbol of wealth. . .it was not common in Naija. . .nOw that it has droppped they love it(or shud i say,they can now purchase it) but not 2 worry in d year 2020 the SGS3s and and apple/motorola/Nokia smartphones will get here. . .Just be patient ppl

ROSSIKE: STOP THE MYTH-MAKING:

India's major mineral resources include Coal (fourth-largest reserves in the world), Iron ore, Manganese, Mica, Bauxite, Titanium ore, Chromite, Natural gas, Diamonds, Petroleum, Limestone and Thorium (world's largest along Kerala's shores). India's oil reserves, found in Bombay High off the coast of Maharashtra, Gujarat, Rajasthan and in eastern Assam meet 25% of the country's demand.

India had about 125 Million metric tonne of proven oil reserves as April 2010 [4] or 5.62 billion barrels as per EIA estimate for 2009 [5] , which is the second-largest amount in the Asia-Pacific region behind China.[6] Most of India's crude oil reserves are located in the western coast (Mumbai High) and in the northeastern parts of the country, although considerable undeveloped reserves are also located in the offshore Bay of Bengal and in the state of Rajasthan.

Natural gas
As per the Ministry of petroleum, Government of India, India has 1,437 billion cubic metres (50.7×1012 cu ft) of confirmed natural gas reserves as of April 2010. A huge mass of India’s natural gas production comes from the western offshore regions, particularly the Mumbai High complex. The onshore fields in Assam, Andhra Pradesh, and Gujarat states are also major producers of natural gas. As per EIA data, India produced 996 billion cubic feet (2.82×1010 m3) of natural gas in 2004.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_resources_in_India


All this and yet she has the world's 2nd highest malnutrition rate.

Keep making excuses.

okay nice story. . I missed the part where this solves the problems we have. . .and besides india's oil is meat-ball compared to we have here and all the other resources you stated are still not up to what we have in monetary value. . .and then again just because u think india is in a worse state than we are(which is not) does not mean we are doing good,,Nigeria is falling apart and you know it,go back 2 google and see how much Nigeria makes daily,not just on oil alone and other minerals. . .infact the india you are talking about are one of the top buyers of aluminium in nIgeria or is that for free?
MOving away From resources,tell me one major area in which Nigeria has made a breakthrough Unless of course looting of public fund which they are really GOod at.i'm sure from all what u'v read here i need not emphasize more on how more India is progressive on medical grounds even Nigeria get most of their drug companies from them is it education u want to talk about?? Lets just save it.even for ur country to launch a satellite they still had 2 go 2 china for it. . .conclusion-NIGERIA has 2 improve and to answer the question,Yes,India is far better than Nigeria

Imanuelle:

THANK THE LORD YOUR GOD and continue with your journey.

Really?
For what?? Gettin robbed??

it could av been worse. . .for not getting killed or raped

kbdrim: I swear This Guy na armed robber or maybe you be retired armed robber. The amount of details wey u put makes u a suspect. . Anyways Good advise tho

seconded!!

masterpiecer: bro, that slang (Naija) has gone viral o, not only Nigerians refer to us as 9ja, i've got some Ghanian and Angolan friends who refers to us as 9ja as well

true. . .but i dont think its Ghana or Angola hosting the olympics this year,is it

Katsumoto: OP,

Highlighting the power problems of India doesn't make India worse off than Nigeria.

India leads Nigeria in most facets of life. Having said that, it doesn't mean that India is not beset with problems such as graft, bad infrastructure, etc.

India has had better growth rates than Nigeria in the last few decades
India leads the world in frugal innovation in many fields such as energy, telecommunications, medicine, medical diagnostics, etc
India has produced entrepreneurs who are not dependent on government contracts or government created monopolies

Nigeria can not even challenge India educationally.

right on point man. . .just as someone said earlie.this tin is mainly news because it's unusual.imagine traffic flowing freely at a lagos road at 8a.m in d mornin' its unusual. . .and pls never ever compare india with Nigeria,its true we av d same kind of problems but india is growing at a rate Nigeria might never catch up with india is much larger than Nigeria in terms of size and they are still better off. . .bottom line-both countries ac got problems infact every single country in d world has problems but whats important is how u deal with it
100 years ago was china were they are 2day?? Or was in not western countries that went there and taught them how to run an economy. . .pls tell me where china is 2day.china is one of the strongholds of the world 2day and if d whole country was 2 go down a good part of d world would also be affected and puttig it in mind that they did it within an incredibly short space of time
My point is,This country is country it takes time. . .but the way its going it might end up taking too much time. . .i just hope it all turn out GOod.for all our sakes.

masterpiecer: i guess dis explains the mix up a little, i think its cos of the present slang replacement of Naija for Nigeria, thus the mix up of Niger flag for Naija

only Nigerians mostly use dat slang. . .i dont think dose whites know about it. . .and besides,den no do spellin 4 deir skul?

jude33084: ♈☺uЯ Point exactly?

I TIRE o!!

kobikwelu: i saw this live and i was shocked to my marrows....

this olympics has just been a bundle of mess..it just doesn't have that feel for me

Gross incompetence.."if na black man do am, all the media would highlight it and point out how mistake ridden an african competition is "


i watched the opening ceremony on NBC and i was disgusted at the a.n.i.m.a.l who called himself a commentator make jokes about African countries....

The worst was about Uganda..this dude made sure that he reminded everybody on prime-time tv that Idi-amin was from uGANDA......(i was like..."what has Idi-amin got to do with the these guys?"
its tantamount to saying "hey every1 these German dudes you see smiling and waving to you are from the same country that Hitler came from" but the man no go do am..when it comes to Africa..its fair game...

anyways, i hope the Nigerian contigents make this observation known....That is why i have mad respect for the N.koreans....those guys are Gangstarrr..they held the organisers hostage..see begging!!!

abeg clap for this guy.infact con collect handshake i especiall like d poart u pointed out the hitler thin' den no born deir papa well make den mention am but hey.its Africa righ?? What can they do. . .cunts