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yemstok:
I used to have one friend in my neighbourhood then,his name,Jonathan.
'Uncle Joe' as he was fondly called,was way too stingy.His stinginess was on level 12.
He never gives and when he does, oboy, na film trick.he's gonna get back what he gave you in 100 folds.
But if you are a beautiful lady, he won't mind spending all he's got on you.

Almost everyone knew of his 'akagum' nature,so we set him up one day with a lady.

Uncle Joe worked as an admin officer at Ikeja,he just received his salary some days before his birthday.









To be continued.

I simply take them for whom they are and move on...


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mabeni:
There is always one particularly feeling that one feels immediately after s*x, Yes!

Some ladies are afraid to give in to guys demand due to the myth that says "Guys hate girls after s*x"

HOW DO YOU REALLY FEEL AFTER S£X??

»Regret?
»Ashamed?
»Shy?
»Victory?
»Weak?
»Sleepy?
»Want More?
»Irritated?

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teekay213:
hi peers,i eat three times in a day and am thinking it too much...am just curious, i want to know how many times average nigerians eat in a day?010,101 or 111.

101 (Twice)

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Jhuniyour:
This pinshure below.

Caption it.

Suicide Mission

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Iv always know it's very powerful. I can also use it to cure High BP.


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KashyBaby:
I can't wait to taste all of these when I go to Ng...for sure these are all spicy & hot...

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aydelicious:
Agric bustop Ikorodu Lagos state.

K. Cool.


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ashmanpolo:
This girl in my area was hanging out with my friends and then she started bitching on me. That she hates me. I like forming. "Everytime he's dressing like an Americana and he doesn't even greet people" That, what am I even feeling like sef?

"Why is he not with you guys today? I always see him here everyday, drinking Heineken and always Laughing out Loud with y'all" She told my friends as she feigned obsessed.

The next day my friends told me about all the swearing so I saw her some days later and greeted her first. The girl is quite pretty BUT not my Speck. I don't do 'yellow paw-paw'. I started the conversation this way:
"Halo swit, my name's Ashman. You' so beautiful"
The young girl started laughing. Every word I said was countered with laughter.
"Are you laughing at me?"
She stopped, whipped her face. Looked straight into my eyes and said:

"I'm laughing because you don't even know how long I've been trying to get your attention" whew!!! I was flattered. For once in my life I felt like the Emperor of Rome. BUT one thing was sure, I can't date this girl. No NEVER.
We exchanged contacts and it's barely two weeks, she walked up to me and handed a parcel to me. "I got this for you"

I got home and opened it this morning. I swear, I saw a brand new Swatch wrist watch; Original Malizia Perfume and a foreign Pee-Jay. That girl must have spent an estimate of 30k. Right now I feel perplexed. I really don't need such gifts from a girl I can NEVER date. I mean NEVER and I also wouldn't want to be indebted to her.

'I know this kinda girls. If they fall in love, e don be for you na. They will remain in your life like Mount Zion that can never be moved. Love go taya you na'

How do I politely return her gifts.
Thanks. Mature responses needed asap.

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Ishilove

How were u able to position that wrist watch to stay in that position under that background before snapping it?
Hommie I smell a lie...maybe ur trying to create attention here...


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aydelicious:
Alright but I'm also in to the business sa oooooh

Ok cool...which area are u located?

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atarapa:
What abt pizza

Ok and Pizza

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liyahwillie:
I'm not a shawarma person buh will try do some publicity for u..thank me later

Wow!! Ur d best dear. Thanks a BILLION..

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foodiciary:
I am not a lover of the regular and common road side Nigeria snacks but sometimes when I’m badly hungry and know a trusted source that bake snacks, I drop by to bye some. But seriously for the sake of our health, here are reasons why we should quite road side snack quickly...http://foodiciary.com/2015/09/reasons-you-should-quit-road-side-snack-consumption/

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SmartMugu:
Are u suggesting 18 female ministers and 18 male ministers for the 36 states? If so, what country have seen that has done that?

Just my thought bro. It's not important..

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VenusBetty:
yipee!!!

U look takeaway..

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Omo dey guy wan Ben Johnson..


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I suggest that GMB should do d right thing by ensuring equity in his selection not just in State representatives but also
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