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TOPMAN4LIFE:
I am a worker in Redeem church & Yoruba
Pastor Adeboye has started telling us to collect our PVC long b4 Osinbajo was selected
I think d reason is many xtians today r too spiritual dt they don't bother about how leaders get into office & they wil later b complaining to God about bad leaders.
Pastor Adeboye wants xtians to partake in voting dr leaders to avoid blamin others
He doesn't force us to vote for anyone
Notwithstanding my vote goes to GEJ

. Abi oooo...instead ova sabi sabi..na ova spirituality D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ kill us. Things that are normal and ethical has been dabbled into spirituality...instead øƒ we taking those *matters* into the spiritual realm through prayers and fasting and making them a reality, we bring *spirituality* into dem, dereby making us neglect our duties as citizens. #May God open our eyes to see these truths oo#

Books a space....jes incase sha#

This romance section ehn...e b like say dem jes D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ reframe and repeat topics...D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ are all similar. Abeg, OPs...give us something new joor. Which one b 12 qualities, 13 disadvantages, 2 criterias...etc. Abeg let's come back to HOMMIES. We want life happenings and applications, which we can learn and apply to our relationships. #ONE LOVE#

atbu1983:
For those saying a preacher should not be involve in politics should read this and learn.

Below is how prophet Elisha instigated a coup in the Bible. The coup was God's wish for sure.
There are many other examples in the bible. Most of the true prophet of old were very involve in the politics of thier people.
read and have knowledge
2King Chapter 9 NIV

Jehu Anointed King of Israel

9 The prophet Elisha summoned a man from the company of the prophets and said to him, “Tuck your cloak into your belt, take this flask of olive oil with you and go to Ramoth Gilead. 2 When you get there, look for Jehu son of Jehoshaphat, the son of Nimshi. Go to him, get him away from his companions and take him into an inner room. 3 Then take the flask and pour the oil on his head and declare, ‘This is what the Lord says: I anoint you king over Israel.’ Then open the door and run; don’t delay!”

4 So the young prophet went to Ramoth Gilead. 5 When he arrived, he found the army officers sitting together. “I have a message for you, commander,” he said.

“For which of us?” asked Jehu.

“For you, commander,” he replied.

6 Jehu got up and went into the house. Then the prophet poured the oil on Jehu’s head and declared, “This is what the Lord, the God of Israel, says: ‘I anoint you king over the Lord’s people Israel. 7 You are to destroy the house of Ahab your master, and I will avenge the blood of my servants the prophets and the blood of all the Lord’s servants shed by Jezebel. 8 The whole house of Ahab will perish. I will cut off from Ahab every last male in Israel—slave or free.[a] 9 I will make the house of Ahab like the house of Jeroboam son of Nebat and like the house of Baasha son of Ahijah. 10 As for Jezebel, dogs will devour her on the plot of ground at Jezreel, and no one will bury her.’” Then he opened the door and ran.

11 When Jehu went out to his fellow officers, one of them asked him, “Is everything all right? Why did this maniac come to you?”

“You know the man and the sort of things he says,” Jehu replied.

12 “That’s not true!” they said. “Tell us.”

Jehu said, “Here is what he told me: ‘This is what the Lord says: I anoint you king over Israel.’”

13 They quickly took their cloaks and spread them under him on the bare steps. Then they blew the trumpet and shouted, “Jehu is king!”

Jehu Kills Joram and Ahaziah
14 So Jehu son of Jehoshaphat, the son of Nimshi, conspired against Joram. (Now Joram and all Israel had been defending Ramoth Gilead against Hazael king of Aram, 15 but King Joram[b] had returned to Jezreel to recover from the wounds the Arameans had inflicted on him in the battle with Hazael king of Aram.) Jehu said, “If you desire to make me king, don’t let anyone slip out of the city to go and tell the news in Jezreel.” 16 Then he got into his chariot and rode to Jezreel, because Joram was resting there and Ahaziah king of Judah had gone down to see him.

17 When the lookout standing on the tower in Jezreel saw Jehu’s troops approaching, he called out, “I see some troops coming.”

“Get a horseman,” Joram ordered. “Send him to meet them and ask, ‘Do you come in peace?’”

18 The horseman rode off to meet Jehu and said, “This is what the king says: ‘Do you come in peace?’”

“What do you have to do with peace?” Jehu replied. “Fall in behind me.”

The lookout reported, “The messenger has reached them, but he isn’t coming back.”

19 So the king sent out a second horseman. When he came to them he said, “This is what the king says: ‘Do you come in peace?’”

Jehu replied, “What do you have to do with peace? Fall in behind me.”

20 The lookout reported, “He has reached them, but he isn’t coming back either. The driving is like that of Jehu son of Nimshi—he drives like a maniac.”

21 “Hitch up my chariot,” Joram ordered. And when it was hitched up, Joram king of Israel and Ahaziah king of Judah rode out, each in his own chariot, to meet Jehu. They met him at the plot of ground that had belonged to Naboth the Jezreelite. 22 When Joram saw Jehu he asked, “Have you come in peace, Jehu?”

“How can there be peace,” Jehu replied, “as long as all the idolatry and witchcraft of your mother Jezebel abound?”

23 Joram turned about and fled, calling out to Ahaziah, “Treachery, Ahaziah!”

24 Then Jehu drew his bow and shot Joram between the shoulders. The arrow pierced his heart and he slumped down in his chariot. 25 Jehu said to Bidkar, his chariot officer, “Pick him up and throw him on the field that belonged to Naboth the Jezreelite. Remember how you and I were riding together in chariots behind Ahab his father when the Lord spoke this prophecy against him: 26 ‘Yesterday I saw the blood of Naboth and the blood of his sons, declares the Lord, and I will surely make you pay for it on this plot of ground, declares the Lord.’[c] Now then, pick him up and throw him on that plot, in accordance with the word of the Lord.”

27 When Ahaziah king of Judah saw what had happened, he fled up the road to Beth Haggan.[d] Jehu chased him, shouting, “Kill him too!” They wounded him in his chariot on the way up to Gur near Ibleam, but he escaped to Megiddo and died there. 28 His servants took him by chariot to Jerusalem and buried him with his ancestors in his tomb in the City of David. 29 (In the eleventh year of Joram son of Ahab, Ahaziah had become king of Judah.)

Jezebel Killed
30 Then Jehu went to Jezreel. When Jezebel heard about it, she put on eye makeup, arranged her hair and looked out of a window. 31 As Jehu entered the gate, she asked, “Have you come in peace, you Zimri, you murderer of your master?”[e]

32 He looked up at the window and called out, “Who is on my side? Who?” Two or three eunuchs looked down at him. 33 “Throw her down!” Jehu said. So they threw her down, and some of her blood spattered the wall and the horses as they trampled her underfoot.

34 Jehu went in and ate and drank. “Take care of that cursed woman,” he said, “and bury her, for she was a king’s daughter.” 35 But when they went out to bury her, they found nothing except her skull, her feet and her hands. 36 They went back and told Jehu, who said, “This is the word of the Lord that he spoke through his servant Elijah the Tishbite: On the plot of ground at Jezreel dogs will devour Jezebel’s flesh.[f] 37 Jezebel’s body will be like dung on the ground in the plot at Jezreel, so that no one will be able to say, ‘This is Jezebel.’”

. Choii...dis is serious..U̶̲̥̅̊ shouldn't av gone tru all dis process.

Even a layman will know all these. They re straight forward.

ayoballs:
How that one take turn to shame again..christians in churches are human being and also nigerian that gonna vote.abi christian be aliens or angels.u pple should think straight na.

. Abi oooh. I swear, as some people D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ think sef, e D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ always vex me. So because we be xtians make we no talk or act politics again. Or if dem discus anything politics, devil don take ova be dat....RUBBISH! We D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ preach peace and we no fit act am. Sey na ƒσя church we wan die put. We nEed to show the world what we are made øƒ. Let's show them ders a Kind øƒ RULE dats diff from the normal rule we've been experiencing bfore. E jes D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ pain me as CHRISTIANs D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ scared øƒ joining politics or even contesting ƒσя a post. #very soon sha#

temitemi1:
GEJ till 2019!!!

. ƑΣЯ YOUR MIND!!!

liricyst:
1) she gets tired or she cums first...and doesn't want to continue when you still are energized
2) She wants you to head her...when she didn't shave
3) she caresses your nipples cos she knows that would make you cum faster
4)She wants missionary....knowing fully well that in that position,gravity pulls the cum out faster
5)She doesn't want other styles
6)Your chairman misbehaves and you come quick..and refuses to stand again..and she satnds up..shows you her full sexy body and says 'dont you like what you see?'
7) when you are high and using a condom..and so you can't cum..and the babe says 'why cant you come...what are you thinking about'

I don't even understand what you wrote...#well, maybe na cos i neva do am sha#..e be like gibberish.

It doesn't make sense... Immediately you re married, you leave your father and mother alone and stick to your wife. You start your own family. You only see them once in a while...das doesn't mean you shouldn't care ƒσя them anymore. So, its abnormal when a man is still being monitored by his mum after getting married.

Advertently, there's nothing wrong with long distance relationship. Infact, i practice one! And God is helping me with it. Though i must confess, its not that easy but, i discovered its worth it. @OP, ur padner not calling or texting U̶̲̥̅̊ doesn't vividly depicts he is not interested in the relatnshp...he mght be busy or hooked up wif something. You should try call him and know what he's going on with him ova der. Don't jes conclude, unless he has told U̶̲̥̅̊ categorically that he's calling it quit. Try and call him or beta still, see him and ask him wats going on. And always pray ƒσя him...

This should be under religion.... Bro, its not compulsory but it is necessary...personally, the main reason why i go to church is to thank Him ƒσя everything He did during the course øƒ this year...and to commit my ways thru out 2015 in His Hands. That's all! So, its kinda necessary...

bsjay:
If I have told you of matters which would benefit you spiritually and ye believe me not, how will you believe me if I tell you where Adam is? Time is precious so, I don't waste it casting my seeds on stony grounds.

. Oooppss! That HURTS! Anyway, that's the fact, a wise man doesn't build on a shaky foundation. #TeamHeaven#

ℓ̊ think dis whole issue is simple aπϑ quite understandable... The SPIRIT belongs †☺ God. That's the breath øƒ life He gave U̶̲̥̅̊s all... Then our real self is our SOUL. The body or the flesh is the case inwhich our soul aπϑ spirit live in. The body rots on earth, the spirit returns †☺ God aπϑ the soul is U̶̲̥̅̊s, whether in heaven or hell...mind you, we will be give a glorified aπϑ immortal body that doesn't perish...both in heaven aπϑ hell...#simple as ABC#...una jes D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ drag sometin like small pikin... Well, ℓ̊ don write A̶̲̥̅♏ bfore sha say, #u can neva convince a monkey †☺ stop eating banana# fellow labourers in Christ, abeg make una leave dem. Let U̶̲̥̅̊s walk towards the perfection øƒ being like Christ aπϑ not dabble our hands into debating about things that are already established. Its øƒ no use! #TeamJESUS#

@OP, dis thread is suppose †☺ be under Religion... Anyway, it aint biblical! aπϑ also, its got †☺ do with personal conviction...not one person telling ♏ε̲̣ †☺ unclad ma sef in d mid øƒ d night †☺ pray... #once again, its a personal conviction#

major466:
I don't know about you guys but I think Op's tips on "How to Toast Ladies" is just a one way ticket to getting a Dirty Slap.

This got to be the worsest, at the same time the most hilarious toasting tips I have ever come across on earth.

. Ƒσя real man...dos lines are not ok Enuf ..D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ are old. Ah tell U̶̲̥̅̊, if ℓ̊ try dis on any gal aπϑ she fall, eh ehn, na ordinary gal b dat ooh..she aint ma type mhen. #no offence oo#

Nice rendering...jes dar; the sit outs no get shed..should have done something like a shed †☺ protect the occupants from sunlight or any adverse weather condition...it aint suitable ƒσя Nigeria ooh. specially were sun D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ shine like hell... So, apart from this, d graphics is good..

davien:
So you can reason with stories of a global flood,talking snakes and donkeys,magical fruits and a woman being spontaneously generated from a rib?!

. Oooppss! Does it hurt you. Sorry, didn't mean †☺. Just saying the truth..lol# the truth hUrts... #you can never convince a monkey †☺ stop eating banana#....

†☺ those committed †☺ God...jes wanna remind you dat, #you can never convince a monkey †☺ stop eating banana..# so are those critics out here. D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥'ve been blinded by the god øƒ this world. They can't see nor ear...so aw will D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ reason...what a pity!

confused souls....#smh#

wordcat:
I asked a witness this question and he was jumping frm pillar to post

. Well, its quite simple! D Ω̴̩̩̩̥εw earth are ƒσя those who overcame every temptation.. aπϑ have been tried byond measure. D Ω̴̩̩̩̥εw earth as no sin, everything will be perfect. So, no need øƒ testing the true nature øƒ man, cos' its been revealed already. So, d Ω̴̩̩̩̥εw earth is ƒσя thos øƒ U̶̲̥̅̊s that PASSED!!!

edogho:
here to watch... u're going nowhere bro. wake up... all goes to hell/grave... even the Christ spent three days in hell at least that's what ur bible says @Acts 2...


well,I'm just here to watch u guys argue...

. Well let's wait aπϑ c, time will tell. ℓ̊ jes hope, wyl A̶̲̥̅♏ in Heaven, ℓ̊ won't b waving at U̶̲̥̅̊ in hell....catch d truth now aπϑ save ur soul... Ignorant fellow! #whom d god øƒ dis world as blinded der eyes not †☺ c d truth#....anyway, will keep on praying ƒσя U̶̲̥̅̊.

Well, no matter how u try †☺ convince an ignorant fellow, jes because the gene øƒ ignorance is Dominant, ur opinions are always recessive!!! ℓ̊ reserve comment. #grabs a glass øƒ water †☺ drink#

edogho:
Just here to watch.

Frank and Davien, great posts, good points buh I tell u what, that guy's mind is already made, he won't reason. person wey mumu pass me...he own don finish.

still watching.... just watching.... still watching...

. You get it bro...ma mind is made up since fa...†☺ go †☺ Heaven... What øƒ urs? †☺ go †☺ hell?

frank317:
What's contradicting here?
Your God say: love me (give ur life to me) or go to hell.
Mafian boss says: pay me (be loyal to me) or die

. U̶̲̥̅̊ c ur life...U̶̲̥̅̊ think say na film U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ watch...dis is reality bro... Well, its more or less like dis: God say: Follow ♏ε̲̣, love ♏ε̲̣, do my will, cos' my will can give you eternal life..... Satan say: follow ♏ε̲̣, do my will, aπϑ we both end in Hell... Its as simple as dat.. Jes obey God, aπϑ eternal life in Heaven is urs! #shikena# nothing like, wish or no will...jes obey aπϑ Love Him with everything you've got.

frank317:
Exactly... And this begs the question, CAN ANYTHING GO AGAINST GOD'S WISH?

. So, U̶̲̥̅̊ re implying, God's wish is Bad... Den y would God create U̶̲̥̅̊s a free-will agents? If we can make decisions ourselves, den y can't we decide †☺ go †☺ Heaven, since its our decision abi God can override our decision too...#mtcheeew#.. U̶̲̥̅̊ guys are pointless, instead øƒ U̶̲̥̅̊ †☺ be thinking øƒ ending ur life in heaven, a place above sorrow aπϑ pain, U̶̲̥̅̊ re thinking øƒ something else. U̶̲̥̅̊ should be more concern about tuning ur WiLL in line †☺ Heaven.... #TeamHeavenByGod'sGrace#

#smh#

davien:
So what do I have freewill for if I either have to commit or burn?...just like the mafia boss who you either pay him or die..

. This Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊я comparison is contradicting joor. Think about something else.

Zedric:
Is there any part of it that z a lie??

. Yes! *Big mafia lords* don't sacrifice there only begotten son ƒσя the world.. God did. aπϑ again, He gave U̶̲̥̅̊s GRACE. Sufficient ℓ̊ must say, ƒσя U̶̲̥̅̊s all. So, what else do U̶̲̥̅̊ need..

davien:
Before using your basic apologetics consider this..
according to christianity,"god" gave the rules of redemption,hell,salvation,heaven(i.e how to get there) etc
So saying "god" doesn't plan for people to go to "hell" is false since nothing goes against "god's" wishes....
It's like a mafia boss threatening you with a gun,who creates a condition where you either pay him and get "protection" or choose to die...
what you are basically saying in light of my analogy is that anyone that refused to pay committed suicide....

. Oh common, pay what? All what God asks in return is a heart committed †☺ Him which is very possible. God is no longer after Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊я or my righteousness, cos' Jesus as made U̶̲̥̅̊s righteous thru His death aπϑ shedding øƒ blood. God no longer judge U̶̲̥̅̊s by our sin, if only you av accepted Jesus, but if U̶̲̥̅̊ avn't, dats when U̶̲̥̅̊ keep thriving †☺ be righteous on Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊я own, which is impossible... That's ℓ̊ lean on Jesus †☺ help ♏ε̲̣ through, cos' ℓ̊ can't be righteous on my own... #TeamJesus#

Zedric:
Don't u think its a bit too much? What "God" did? 1) He gave humans free will 2) He gave an entity the power and freedom to tempt and lead humans to the place he didn't create 4 humans? 3) He made it such that the sinful things are the things an average human will enjoy most? 4) His policy on every sinner burns in hell? That policy means if a poor mother steal drugs for her ailing child, she ll get the exact punish as a man that led a massacre. Why then do people still see him as a just God?

. Aaaaah, Beware! This guy is drunk or probably ignorant... Dis is absurd!