₦airaland Forum

sukkot:
some people would say you were the lazy one in nigeria who had to run away because you couldnt make it in the same nigeria that whites and arabs and chinese are rushing into and making serious money. see how the finger you are pointing is pointing backwards at you ? same nigeria where the chineses and arabs are breaking their necks to immigrate to, you ran out of. does that mean you are lazy and mentally slow ?

FolarinLondon:
The whole lies are made up by all these freaking Igbos simply cos the D banj dumped their annoying son.

Have you notice that since D banj left the mofo-Jazzy (cos there is nothing Don about him as far as London guys are concerned, he can only be a Don in the land of foolish and blind people), he has been featuring in all sort of cheap adverts and singles? He has gone back to his humble beginning unlike when the D banj was selling him to the world as a Don with walking stick.

Go and check people attacking the innocent guy on YouTube, they are all Igbos going by their profile names. Honestly, you ll begin to ask yourself, why are they trying to pull him down at all cost?

And the painful part of this is that D banj was d one who encouraged Jazzy to follow him to Nigeria in the first place, lived in their house and probably got fed by D banj parents.

D banj was the one who brought this useless and untalented mofo called Dr sid to the group but only for him to back stabbed him; listen to the audio that went viral couple of months ago and that ll tell you how wicked people can be......

Learn from this......

Whizkeey: years ago when he was in mushin, some of dem dey yimu yimu

mikuz: Alright guys. You all know the drill, so let's kick this.

First round fixtures

a. Blaqbones vs Da phantom
25 November 2013

b. Mikuz vs Chocckidd
27 November 2013

c. U3 vs Ibime
29 November 2013

d. Rhyme lunatic vs Ema prince
1 December 2013

e. Ojiegbu vs Deadscrollz
3 December 2013

f. Thunderstorm vs Siddoggg
5 December 2013

g. ThePrekky vs Joshuabase
7 December 2013

h. Animentum vs Glacierz
9 December 2013


Rules

- 24 lines.

- Deadline is 9pm.

- Verses should be sent to mikuzezeala@gmail.com or my facebook box : m1ku2

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments on here.


Main Judges

1. Beshi

2. Linobawse

3. Stifler

4. Da whizkid

5. Mykali

6. Cooger

7. Jamez3d

8. DBR



Good luck ninjas!!!

dj5naira: Lack the shootin' skills/ now hes losin' peeps/
they'd prefer to watch TV series of Papa Ajasco & Company . . . . so he should get L.O.S.T, cos no one cares what that 'Foo-gee-film!'/

Turn you foolish being/ to an orphan if you won't pay rent quick/
You'd wish u had 'more dad' . . . . when I have your true parent killed!/

Dread this cool patient breed/ cos this sly guy ...ask round, got guts/
I'll leave your siblings bloodstained with mud . . . . when I do a driveby around your hut/

deserve a 9ice slice around ur butt/ for you a useless webster that must be blown/
Logout, cos if I see you ''on line'' . . . . you'd land on your knee after i'd cut the rope/

The best they can get is a phoney quote/ other racers should please regress/
My funny one liners in top position . . . . call me Gbenga Adeyinka, The 1st/

Pilot and his friends/ refuse to fly a plane, cos this iwere dey airport/
Your profile PixMix is the definition of strange . . . . a 'Weird MC with Denrele's hair cut'!/

Fore any stray lame say heads up/ hear this, ..U little or no difference betwist ape and gay/
Still the way I are . . . . in the middle between H & J/

Listen fakes and drakes/ twice the spirit of M'Boma, im the stronger black Neptune man/
Beware the magnitude of this Pa trick . . . like the shot of that former Cameroonian!/

Ema prince: With mask of Zoro on my face/..I bring sorrow to your place/
You couldn't achieve my 'feats' in this game...they should borrow you some legs/
The modo will be dead/...cos the traitors' heart's mine/
Call it a 'clear cut' victory...the way i bruise him up with razor sharp rhymes/
His men will amble to the station/..for a candle procession/
I killed him behind bars . . he couldn't handle 'the tension'/{detention}
Niggas are strangled in seconds/ cos when they speak,the truth's hidden/
They looking so 'fishy' . . when they say they off the 'hooks' or chains/
My moves are plain/..a sleek dude,dating a girl with blonde hair/
I too dey show off . . pharisees doesn't compare/
he that comes near/get burnt here/..I don't care if he's a reckless kid/
I'll chop his head off . . cos I'm flowing at a 'break-neck' speed/
I'm a selfless king/ . .so don't compare me with you fools/
y'all sh1t is just below my feet...I'll use it as my 'foot stool'!!!/
I make you see yellowness in ur crews too/the way I conquer them enemies/
And next move...this nigga will see red..cos I've 'got your number' like referees/
wake from your slumber,don't envy me/ before you get the right beating/
And turn you to a laughing stock cos I utter inflammatory jokes that'll have your 'side splitting'/

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airmark: I want 'Beef', every d!!ck, 'Harry' shouting, 'a corn dey'/
I go 'in there', no one holds AIR from banging 'Bombay' /
In your asylum camp you are been 'SHAWNed' all day/
Like Nigerian airways your 'career',won't fly from runway!!!/
Maestro is ma boy, he always need a helping hand/
Aint gonna put him on this 'tripod', though he hardly 'stands'/
'UNDERTAKER' is here, i bring 'HELL' to 'MIC' which SHAWN cant hold when he sights me/
His 'knotting' line was bitten, my 'nines' quickly worked before he bites me/
Dude aiming for 'NEW HAVEN', 'ENUGU' is far, you have a long way to go/
Mofo, go f@@k phantom , your gay mate, 2go!!!/
I come from a strong empire/am da one hired/ that killed shawn and 'DA' in gun fire/
Tom is dumber than his cartoon version/
He runs from pillar to post with a baboon passion/
Forgeting AIR is everywhere like a moon and sun/
Phantom a person, cant differentiate between God and pet/
Even maestro would never rhyme 'birds' and 'yet'/
rap aint ya way, lets give ya gourds and net/
Go to farm before being killed by lords and vets!!!/
no need 'saving' formation used to destroy you daphantom/
Multi-syllablic rhymes thatz what your infected hands can't 'bank' on/
Have battled many 'trouble makers', they asking who akon is?
These losers cant play hard, they don't even know what a 'pawn' is/
You guys should be rapping with tamborine/
You wont light up with lighter and gasoline/
You should be grateful for teaching you how to sing/
You wanna bite the finger that fed you when hungry and so lean?/
but am so mean/turn you to fishes that gat no fins!!!/
Battling this shawndhabi would boost his name/ i gave hope, i meant rope, to fool this lame/he stvpidly upped and cruised his game/ a painful mistake/AIR buries the dumbass and screw his grave!/

airmark: You want me but no disrespecting, your ffr verse drowned you/
Its like a Yobe state swimmer challenging Phelps of crown too/
You've neva been consistently a nairaland rap resident/few number of posts here and there, thatz evident/drop impressive frees to show you gat da elements/
Dude, nobody cares if you leave this nairaland/
They spend cedis in Ghana, you can start wearing your timberland/
Ma rules are ma rules and here on FFR ... nothing bends/
So niccah, why you bringing protractor and your....marking pen?/
Props to maestro, he has improved due to perseverance/
Shawndhabi, your last verse needs to attend church for deliverance/
Big artistes right now once started with free shows/
Impress first with rhymes and consistently droppin sick flows/
Work on your contents, no biting and dont recycle used and cheap quotes/
With time you will be familiar with the turf, now you aint even close/

airmark: Thankz but need to (•͡˘˛˘ •͡) more of you here niccah.

airmark: I stay awake with opened ear/not cos of insomnia/nor coz the end is so near/just tryna see whose cornea/ to encroach in here!!!/
Ma ''forte ran'', ruined him, his 'oracle'.... aint talking 'programming language'/
If you fail in rhyming 'BASICS' how you gon translate my 'Machine language'?/
I drop 'wrecking ball' into many walls to expose these 'cyrus' rappers/
I'm straight, i dont bang with 'scofield' types, i also diss envious wankers/
He LIMP, after my nines shot 'POPO' this fake 'KC'/ while truely am 100 per centage MC/his roman numeral wackness is grade 'XXC'!!!/
My verses never 'played off',no stopping 'automatic qualification', no 'linesman flags'/
'AIR Plays' in 'sound city', this not those of DJ with 'not-to-be-broadcast' tags/
I 'loan' my expensive 'core toys' to madrid club in spain/
haters hit with 'cheap deaths' on 'stamford bridge' and murd in pain/
I always do it 'right', but sssshhhh.... i don't wear 7/
Number 1 in this game, no one else gon bear 'datsun'/
Modo on top of most gifted list/
Godwon yarning dust,wasted beast/
On FFR presently i have got the hottest fist/
any contrary to this is just outdated gist/
Those kids are back, hope they have turned new leaves/
But after 4 verses, we will know if mikuz should grant them due 'leaves'/
Y'all know i strike too deep/
so you know my rules so try to keep/
My tech will finish up if anyone like to slip/
Yawning ,oh itz time to sleep/

mikuz: drop a free.